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> Your "Learn T-SQL with Erik" course contains 22 hours and 17 minutes of video content across 69 video modules.

EVENTUALLY FRIDAY

stop calling sean names

eric ozar is so famous

Oh dear. All this time it's been right there, and I missed it. How could I have been so silly? Microsoft Synapse Analytics ... synapSEANalytics. My life is the daVinci Code.

getting let go suuuuucks

Resume: Washed up has been curmudgeon trying to relive the glory days of building non-shitty and actually useful software that works more often than not.

oh hey josh

Frog batting for home run.

It's a cool way to go.

straightforwardsql.com/memes

@J.Mini i've killed three or four fabric deals and sent people to databricks. you should also refocus.

I'm more of a deadweight type of guy

It's always deadlift day in the heap.

Also, I enjoy pineapple on my pizzas

🎶 OP'd for the very first time

To continue installation, enter the prime number I'm thinking of. Powered by AI, so the answer is often not prime

go off and goon about it why don't you

Yeah. 2022 was the last version, they just announced a few days ago that 2025 will not include an SSRS release.

On the day of my daughter's wedding even

Better have extra denture glue in buddy

The real OP is the fun we had along the way.

nothing like picking random numbers with no data to set your agenda

Groot McDaniel

since Winter is 9 months a year up there

@HannahVernon have you considered growing banana trees or tobacco in your server room

ADS was about as essential as smoke detectors on the Titanic

@PaulWhite automatic seeding

The world would be a better place if all of the classic T-SQL kits were written in PowerShell. sp_QuickieStore is over 10,000 lines now and it's all one procedure. I also remember Brent lamenting how hard it is to unit test the FRK.

Friends don't let friends run index maintenance scripts

@JohnK.N. toucan napping

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Josh uses comma separated volumes

"this code throws an error, can i still use it?"