The Frying Pan

I can't compete to beer.

hard like zebra

I need no less than 4 wives

How could I forget cock?

@rumtscho I have nightmares that source control becomes sentient and breaks the build with my user name.

@Sobachatina joke's on you. @Aaronut is my sock puppet

I mean, it is just silly to trust you that much

We have other ways of dealing with the likes of you, @Sobachatina...

@Mien, I won't tell on you at english.SE if you don't tell them about my "lefter lane" from yesterday and all the other "pearls" I must have written here without noticing.

Does it work?

my excuse is "I was born in the 80s"

My favorite is: I'm anal with meat.

The problem comes when they are experts and often right, and believe to always be right.

I don't know, I actually prefer unsupported claims and personal attacks to logic and references.

but slow roasting, buried on a bed of coals sounds like a flattering way to treat a pig.

oh, criminy...

No. If I ate everything she told me to, I would be round as a barrel now.

Ah, I figured it out - look up "refrigerator organizer" on Amazon @hobodave.

I only drink water and wine

I buy eggs at 3-4 cartons at a time :)

See TFD's comment to that question. Is it just me, or is anyone else getting really tired of the never-ending stream of comments from him comparing [North] America to the "rest of the world"?

I'm going to butcher this

like steel and fire

Oh, by the way @rumtscho, I love sugar crystals in cookies. :P

I don't hate you :)

It still reads to me like a "favourite stuff to add to deviled eggs" poll - the last paragraph is kinda sorta hinting at a real question but to me it's still all over the map.

First time I've seen the question being discussed; I'm quite frankly not impressed. It's a longer question than what I see as the original, sure, and more detailed in its background information, but doesn't seem to be any more specific in terms of what it's actually aiming to achieve.

i think cooking is one of the few refuges of hard core geekery left

bacon specialists get all the bacon... there are worse things to be :)

Lactose intolerance would be the worst for me. Give me a cheese-yogurt mix garnered with cream cheese and I'll love you like a dog who chewed your house shoes.

thinkgeek.com/interests/zombies/da14

The where? I don't know what that means? There's a world outside North America?

A cherry from the market is never comparable to one picked while you are sitting on the branch.

If you haven't already, check out douglasbaldwin.com/sous-vide.html

Ahaha, yeah. Hey, how do I make the cocktail shrimp I had at my friend's brother's wedding the other day? It was, like, shrimpy, and had some kind of sauce.

It's just not really that important. You say [roasting], I say [baking]. I say just let sleeping dogs lie.

Aren't bulk cooking, mass cooking, and catering really all synonyms too?

When 20 out of 21 people say that a recent design change hurts usability, maybe you should listen?

Bad defaults equal bad UI.

Hahaha.

that's actually why i listen to podcasts on my phone when i cook, so i don't feel like i'm missing anything in the living room

The ethical way to test it is of course with your own limbs. My pinky wasn't particularly tasty, so I decided the reward really wasn't worth the effort.

Nom nom tacos!

how did you do that? You're like some sort of chat room voodoo person.