The Frying Pan

I wish I could control other developers with my mind

El Tahino?

We are, almost to a man, sarcastic gits

Sometimes I wish I were a chatbot. Then I wouldn't care about wooden headed students who expect a good grade for doing practically no work.

I had three different sandwiches yesterday... I am a very interesting person, CLEARLY.

@ElendilTheTall nice to know when you think about brownies, you think of pot and I think of fudge though ;)

Which is a good thing because at that period in the 80s Germany had a monopoly on good music.

@hobodave now, now, this is a family site.

I have also had scarring experiences with cheesemaking when the bad bugs won. shudder

I also heard that if you drink enough raw milk, you can time travel.

Have you heard of the real story of Russian tech support where the tech person was baffled? On the phone, they required help for a "sapop" printer.

I'm here for you

But I am also very bad at hearing.

In Germany, nothing is a great conversation starter.

Another day, another @hobodave throwing his weight around!

Don't worry, I didn't mean I'd fly to Texas and slap you in the face if you used bechamel.

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i've been in groups with and without dinner. Food helps people open up more afterwards

we do what we want :D

yes, I prefer to eat my ugly friends

I like amazing you ;)

My mom is going wild this week!

@tastefive Can you make a turducken but with a raccoon that ate one of my chickens?

"He was shot, but we found no bullets in him or anywhere near him".

in Texas, you get arrested if you don't shoot first

@Sobachatina to quote a great movie "you can milk anything with nipples"

As a software engineer a certain rebelliousness when it comes to hygiene is expected.

if we're going to throw out information that is represented else on the internet, we just need to stop. The site is about better info from somebody that the community indicates you can trust. The key to an answer like the mirepoix Q is to define it, why its done, roughly how its done, variations, etc and to have the public backing of the community.

Why is there not a C++ construct to express "For a while"

A proposal to your boss to validate your neighbor's bipolar toaster oven.

@katey you're worse than my grandmother.

Maybe if there is some incentive to write posts, it will help. Like badges.

crap, food safety bites in the ass

I told the tour guide I don't drink, and she looked at me like I'd set myself on fire

Though having said that the beer glasses in Germany can be somewhat prodigious

they've just been completely duped by the left as usual

@Mien say the following 3 times fast: "my star bait"

I would get tired of it though because it would always come in one size: "WTFdoIdoWithHalfADeer?"

Ever had a French steak? It's like eating a shoe

sometimes I'd really be craving some chicken nuggets after a rowdy Saturday night, only to be denied

and shit rainbows, correct?

There's a saying - when you assume, you make an ass out of u and me :)

everybody still tired of yesterday's conversation?

moldy vag for the lose

"My egg has been a bit cold of late, how can I return the previous passion?"

Not I. Turns out cooking.stackexchange.com is the most risque site that I frequent.

I think I'll pour some water on mine while wearing it and make that my new gravatar

Oh right, I forgot there are female elephants as well

@Sobachatina WWW::Mechanize to the rescue