The Frying Pan

Though the apron appears to have been ordered from some kind of uniform fetish supplier - it's shorter than a gnat's... lifespan.

Bacon goes well with pumpkin. It goes well with everything except rfusca, muslims, and some jews.

I envisage one of those Scientologist 'aura readers' but with added electric shocks and high-pitched squeals.

so you can be a spinning whirlwind of pointy death

smittenkitchen.com/2011/11/homesick-texan-carnitas/#more-7927

hey all, the swag is being shipped out via USPS

@rfusca :) Thanks Ron Fusca.

Good- one more reason to hate Ron. I collect them.

i fed her the food first :)

lol

I think he's a borderline dickhead, but he makes some nice food

Well, I give good advice, so just ask me.

I never lost anything in my pubic hair

@Mien there are whole colonies and beaches for you people ;)

I would not go on a date with him

Plz help? That is a truly awesome pickup line.

My wife tells me what my opinions are @mien

Living in germany will do that

Stuffed with turkey yet?

Fucking fuckity fuck balls

If the bar that pops up just prior to an event starting was there for say, 3 days beforehand, with a countdown - "3 days to go to the Big Seasoned Advice Christmas Chat Event!"

@rfusca- these are the kind of questions that will attract to the site and keep talented professional chefs.

@rumtscho what's it decorated with? frosting/icing? sticking actual household items into the bread?

It was life altering to learn that you could actually swallow turkey!

I'm a strong lady!

Okay, I was asked about my garlic soup recipe in some other chat room.

During the war, the guy who inspired Q in James Bond invented garlic-flavoured chocolate so agents being dropped into France would have authentic smelling breath

@Sobachatina * cries * Sobachatina doesn't want me to visit him. Buaaahhhh buaaahhh buaaahhh.

@Sobachatina Must you always be so self-centered?

@rumtscho If anyone ever says "Awesome" without context I think it's safe to assume they are talking about Muppets.

The German sense of humour, or rather legendary lack thereof, appears to be rubbing off on you @rumtscho ;)

My desperate attempt to keep my OCD induced insanity at bay. :(

@rumtscho Most things are less violent than Tom and Jerry.

@Sobachatina my mustache exudes "hide your children"

They could have had Penny and Gadget and Donatello make cameo appearances on McGyver. Then the world could end happy.

I don't see how a long beard is a problem for that. Food should be most likely to stick in the first 4-5 cm.

I want the kind of mustache that exudes integrity. The kind that when you see it you can't help but trust the man wearing it.

Stack Exchange is a great idea, but sometimes it does nothing but reinforce my belief that the overwhelming majority of the population of this planet are mucking forons.

This post will self destruct in 3 seconds.

i coulda swore i clicked the cooking room...

It isn't in North American anthropology.

aren't you getting a doctorate?

Having a boy! :D

I am learning vital new skills applicable to the changing landscape of international business.

Lol I am happy that nobody has ever tried a man in the middle attack on my bra.

VBScript has its place. And that place is far away from me.

I always have segmentation faults