Conversation started Aug 18, 2011 at 15:15.
KitΘδς
KitΘδς
Aug 18, 2011 15:15
Hello, salad. I will be the person to eat you today.
JSBᾶngs
JSBᾶngs
@KitΘδς delicious salad?
KitΘδς
KitΘδς
Less delicious than usual, but still pretty yummy looking.
Rhŵdri
Rhŵdri
@KitΘδς We who are about to diet salute you?
Mr. Shiny and New 安宇
Mr. Shiny and New 安宇
@KitΘδς Do you often talk to your food before you eat it?
KitΘδς
KitΘδς
O salad, I smite thee with my teeth! Your pea pods cannot stand against my mighty mastications!
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@Rhŵdri LOL thwack
@MrShinyandNew安宇 It heightens the flavor if I believe that I am physically dominating it.
Matt Ellen Д
Matt Ellen Д
Aug 18, 2011 15:18
hehehe
Mr. Shiny and New 安宇
Mr. Shiny and New 安宇
@KitΘδς I'm going to try that when my pasta arrives.
KitΘδς
KitΘδς
Woe to the broccoli, your savory green florets will fall beneath the juggernaut of my jaw.
@MrShinyandNew安宇 You mean people don't usually do that?
Matt Ellen Д
Matt Ellen Д
@KitΘδς I have to say, my food is one of the few things I don't normally talk to
Rhŵdri
Rhŵdri
@KitΘδς It might talk back, and then where would we be?
KitΘδς
KitΘδς
The salad greens throw themselves against the firmly-set lances of my plastic fork, but they cannot break my lines.
@Rhŵdri Japan?
Bogdan Lataianu
Bogdan Lataianu
Aug 18, 2011 15:26
Jasper Loy is back
Matt Ellen Д
Matt Ellen Д
aye :) it's true @BogdanLataianu
5 hours ago, by Cerberus
Now my day is good.
Mr. Shiny and New 安宇
Mr. Shiny and New 安宇
@KitΘδς I think talking to inanimate objects is occasionally seen as a sign of insanity. But in this case it might be genius. Time will tell.
Matt Ellen Д
Matt Ellen Д
toodles!
z7sg Ѫ
z7sg Ѫ
@Rhŵdri The restaurant at the end of the universe.
But then it would be enticing you to eat it, which is all good.
KitΘδς
KitΘδς
You will be glad to know that I have driven my salad from its plastic container down to the very pits of my stomach, every last vinaigrette-soaked sunflower seed of it.
z7sg Ѫ
z7sg Ѫ
Aug 18, 2011 15:36
Making me hungry. Well maybe not exactly hungry but at least desiring... salad.
KitΘδς
KitΘδς
@z7sgѪ It's the feeling of power and domination that you're really craving.
z7sg Ѫ
z7sg Ѫ
@KitΘδς Hmm... could be!
Rhŵdri
Rhŵdri
That settles it. I shall go out and slay a biscuit.
KitΘδς
KitΘδς
Some Epicureans will say that you should make love to your food, enjoy its sensual delights, but I say make war on your food and enjoy the thrill of control.
@Rhŵdri Yes! Show it who's in charge! Make it obey your will!
z7sg Ѫ
z7sg Ѫ
@Cerberus Is there a formal name also for this school of thought?
KitΘδς
KitΘδς
Aug 18, 2011 15:40
@z7sgѪ Kittenarianism?
z7sg Ѫ
z7sg Ѫ
@KitΘδς That sounds far too nice!
KitΘδς
KitΘδς
Militarphagistic?
Bellicophagist.
Because I like the word bellicose.
z7sg Ѫ
z7sg Ѫ
Yes... you are a bellicophage!
 
Conversation ended Aug 18, 2011 at 15:44.