Conversation started Aug 2, 2015 at 17:24.
Damkerng T.
Damkerng T.
Aug 2, 2015 17:24
> [...]
> July 12, 1995
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> MANAGER
> RITZ CARLTON HOTEL
> 160 East Pearson Street
> Chicago, Ill. 60611
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> Dear Sir:
inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M
inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M
I see swear words there/
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Damkerng T.
Damkerng T.
> I wanted to know if you possibly found a Prussian military sword that I think I may have left in your hotel restaurant the night of Saturday, July 7th? I was in your men's room when I loosened the sword to go to the restroom.
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> I am with a traveling group and was in costume the night I used your restroom. When I was washing my hands I noticed that your paper towel rack was empty. With wet hands I went over to a stall to get some tissue (You hand dryer was not working!)
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inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M
inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M
Hah!
Damkerng T.
Damkerng T.
> I had to loosen my trousers to use the facility. In doing so I loosened the sword (actually took it off) and somehow forgot to put it back on when I pulled my trousers up again. That's how I think the sword may be in your restroom.
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> The sword is a standard size sword in a jewled (fake) encrusted sheath. The sheath is crushed velvet (also fake). It was on a sword belt , size 36. It has no value other than as part of a costume I wear.
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> Please contact me at the following address:
> [...] Nancy
> [...]
> [...], CA 91360
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> Thank you very much for your help in this matter, Ritz Carlton.
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> P.S. You have great sea bass!
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> August 14, 1995
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> Mr. [...] Nancy
> [...]
> [...], CA 91360
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> Dear Mr. Nancy:
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> Yours is one of the most interesting requests I have ever received. Candidly, I can't imagine any family who has lost a loved one wanting to see a mannequin that resembles that person.
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> Of course, we want to respond to our customers as positively as possible, but we definitely do not sell display materials while they are being used by the company. I see no reason why (when it comes time for a change of mannequins) that we wouldn't sell it to you at the same price we would get from our normal resources.
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> If you should be interested in that, simply talk to our store manager there at Glendale, [...], and she will let you know when the time comes. Unfortunately, mannequins are used for a number of years before they are phased out.
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> Sincerely,
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> [...] Nordstrom
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> BAN/ks
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> cc: [...], Store Manager, Glendale
> ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ [...], Corporate Display Manager
inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M
inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M
Aug 2, 2015 17:41
How are these related?
Damkerng T.
Damkerng T.
They are correspondence.
From this book:
amazon.com/Letters-Nut-Ted-L-Nancy/dp/0380973545
11 mins ago, by Damkerng T.
> The sword is a standard size sword in a jewled (fake) encrusted sheath. The sheath is crushed velvet (also fake). It was on a sword belt , size 36. It has no value other than as part of a costume I wear.
:-)
7 mins ago, by Damkerng T.
> Yours is one of the most interesting requests I have ever received. Candidly, I can't imagine any family who has lost a loved one wanting to see a mannequin that resembles that person.
LOL
inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M
inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M
Hah!
Hahaha!
Damkerng T.
Damkerng T.
> He's the proud owner of Charles, a 36-year-old cat who owes his longevity to a pet food company.
I think I could use that sometimes. :P
 
Conversation ended Aug 2, 2015 at 17:46.