When SE goes down...

Conversation started Jan 24, 2017 at 17:36.

Kritixi Lithos

Jan 24, 2017 17:36

> This site is currently in read-only mode; we’ll return with full functionality soon. Follow @StackStatus or visit our status blog for more info.

@quartata So what would be a working alternative?

quartata

No idea, I don't know any JS

And it appears it isn't in place it's just weird

DJMcMayhem

SE is down. :(

Kritixi Lithos

ninja'd

muddyfish

I can still click the greyed out login button?

aditsu

T_T

quartata

Jan 24, 2017 17:38

x="aaz"
"aaz"
String.prototype.replace(x,"a","b")
""
x
"aaz"
x.replace("a","b")
"baz"
x
"aaz"

muddyfish

I can still click the greyed out login button?

and now I'm getting 500 errors

DJMcMayhem

How will I feed my crippling addiction now?

Kritixi Lithos

But simply doing r=replace doesn't work, so I tried out String.prototype.replace

Now, for some reason almost every message I post in chat is being repeated twice (I got a timeout and had to cancel it)

muddyfish

@KritixiLithos I think that's clientside only. It's happening with me and I'm not seeing 2 messages from you

mbomb007

> We apologize for any inconvenience, but an unexpected error occurred while you were browsing our site. It’s not you, it’s us. This is our fault. Detailed information about this error has automatically been recorded and we have been notified.

muddyfish

Jan 24, 2017 17:41

@KritixiLithos I think that's clientside only. It's happening with me and I'm not seeing 2 messages from you

mbomb007

@KritixiLithos Refresh the page. I just saw it and that fixed it.

Though new ones still appear twice.

Kritixi Lithos

It happened to me, but the timeout stopped me from posting it

muddyfish

Think of how many programmer hours have been lost

mbomb007

SE appears to be having problems.

Kritixi Lithos

@muddyfish Are you all right?

muddyfish

Jan 24, 2017 17:42

@KritixiLithos yes

It means that I should finally get around to doing my maths revision

mbomb007

Can anyone else actually get to the PPCG site?

DJMcMayhem

Oh well. I guess I'll just have to be productive instead

wizzwizz4

Erm... The site's down.

The network's down.

The Stack Exchange API's down.

mbomb007

:( I just got +10 rep and was about to satisfy my curiosity by seeing what it's from.

Kritixi Lithos

In this time I might just attempt a GO challenge

aditsu

Jan 24, 2017 17:44

@DJMcMayhem oh no, not that!!

wizzwizz4

... Hello?

aditsu

the horror..

wizzwizz4

Is anybody here?

aditsu

@wizzwizz4 nope, you're all alone

muddyfish

Oh wow. A proper error. In plaintext

Kritixi Lithos

Jan 24, 2017 17:44

@wizzwizz4 Can you hear me?

wizzwizz4

I just got a ping.

It keeps echoing my messages, and the second one times out.

quartata

y'all act like you've never seen se down before

Kritixi Lithos

That was me

wizzwizz4

Oh, hello! You've all appeared again! :-)

Kritixi Lithos

@quartata No really, this is my first time being active when SE went down

DJMcMayhem

Jan 24, 2017 17:45

@aditsu I know, it's pretty much the worst thing I can imagine

Fatalize

That SE error message is ugly as hell

quartata

Aug 7 '15 at 18:38, by aditsu

abandon all work, ye who enter here

aditsu

I was just about to bring a tank to a smallest-weapon fight, again

muddyfish

The error page is 500'ing and thus we don't get the pretty error message

aditsu

but SE decided to stop me

wizzwizz4

Jan 24, 2017 17:48

If this is the end of The Nineteenth Byte...

I'll miss you all. :'-(

muddyfish

@wizzwizz4 it was nice knowing you guys

Kritixi Lithos

@wizzwizz4 What do I do with my life now?

wizzwizz4

NY-SQL02 is locked up, we are moving services over now.

Tweeted by Nick_Craver on January 24, 2017 at 5:44 PM

They've found the problem! ;-)

DJMcMayhem

@KritixiLithos not programming, I know that

wizzwizz4

The emergency admin console's up!

codegolf.stackexchange.com/admin.php

"this is fine" still works...

muddyfish

Jan 24, 2017 17:51

I just got logged out of chat :(

aditsu

@wizzwizz4 still down for me

wizzwizz4

@muddyfish The end of the world is nigh!

muddyfish

apparently a hard refresh worked

wizzwizz4

@aditsu No, the emergency admin console.

Kritixi Lithos

I think I'm going to solve the "Animate tacky light decorations" challenge now

Fatalize

Jan 24, 2017 17:52

This site is currently in read-only mode; we’ll return with full functionality soon

quartata

All works fine for me

muddyfish

@wizzwizz4 ahhh. The console that's never gonna give you up

wizzwizz4

@KritixiLithos You won't be able to submit.

muddyfish

yay

Kritixi Lithos

It's back!

muddyfish

Jan 24, 2017 17:52

I'm back

wizzwizz4

@muddyfish I doubt it'll ever let you down either.

Mistah Figgins

I wasn't logged in and couldn't do so until now

aditsu

@wizzwizz4 yeah, it has an internal error, does it work for you?

wizzwizz4

@aditsu The Retrocomputing one does.

muddyfish

Apparently I have read+write too

now to really get my fastest gun the west

wizzwizz4

Jan 24, 2017 17:53

We are up in read-only mode, restoring read-write shortly and digging into the root cause.

Tweeted by Nick_Craver on January 24, 2017 at 5:52 PM in reply to Nick_Craver

@muddyfish You have write?

Oh. It's working again!

DJMcMayhem

Thanks for linking to a room we can't read :P

muddyfish

A write only comment — muddyfish 12 secs ago

aditsu

ah, the site is back

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