Conversation started Mar 23, 2023 at 13:45.
Mar 23, 2023 13:45
> An adult man's hand weighs about a pound.[7] The hand isn't the fattiest part of the body, but if burned completely, it would probably give off about 500 watt-hours of energy, give or take. That's 50 times the energy content of the phone battery, and almost 10 times that of the Zippo. It's also about as much as a car battery.
h a n d q u a d c o p t e r
Huh, nice
So it is feasible for the robot revolution to involve killing humans for fuel
@lyxal now we know what you're doing with those limbs
I wonder if you could like, break down the limbs using bacteria into a high energy combustible soup
You could just chop them up
Bacteria would probably consume some of the material, wasting it
1. shred
2. burn
3. profit
Mar 23, 2023 13:47
@user You could bioengineer them tho
hmm
There's a lot of non-flammable stuff in your hand
actually no that wouldn't work
@RydwolfPrograms Hmm, that'd be interesting
wait for it to decompose and burn the resulting gases?
Mar 23, 2023 13:48
Basically you've got three fuel sources:
- Fats
- Carbohydrates/sugars
- Amino acids
Hi emanresu, don't mind us, just discussing using humans as fuel
For Science!
Those all burn, but if you could extract them and separate out the rest of the materials, you could use those for other purposes and get a cleaner fuel
I have a feeling people wouldn't be happy with using corpse-fueled cars
No way are you powering an engine with human puree
The ash and smoke would clog everything up
Mar 23, 2023 13:49
it's probably more efficient to use the humans as labor to grow trees or produce something that's more flammable
What are you powering, then?
Well engines, using refined human juice
Thus the bioengineered bacteria
People are still not gonna be happy with their dead relatives being used for that
me and the homies ordering a triple refined human juice at the bar
They take a little share of it, but in exchange, it becomes a lot more powerful
Mar 23, 2023 13:50
@user who needs morals when you have science
@user Dead? Nah, we take limbs direct from the source
lol
Limb crime
The Limbyoinkers
good band name
There's better sources of chemical energy anyway
Mar 23, 2023 13:50
The Limby Oinkers
Pigs that steal human limbs?
The Lim B'yoinkers
Animal Farm with mad scientist communist pigs would be fun
cursed_sentence
Mar 23, 2023 13:51
Alternatively the bacteria could complete cellular respiration and completely decompose the limbs, then use their excess energy to generate hydrocarbon fuels
It's renewable, but lets us keep our existing fossil fuel infrastructure
Sales pitch: we digest humans and then burn them
And we have plenty of fossil fuel investors to chop up and decompose
it's a perfect solution
I wonder what the remaining chunky sludge of inedible human materials would consist of
Obviously bones would be part of it
Some of the calcium and phosphorus might get used up, but most of them would probably stick around
Water would probably build up
Patch notes from an unreleased hardcore version of Satisfactory
Mar 23, 2023 13:54
Water would definitely build up with the hydrocarbon method
Since cellular respiration produces water
And there'd be no water leaving
and water can be turned into fuel for fusion reactors
And a lot of the limbs would be water already
(I think)
There'd be waste gasses too, probably mostly CO2
So we'd have the world's most cursed carbonated water as a byproduct
Soylent Blue
Mar 23, 2023 13:58
Okay so in theory the nucleic acids (DNA/RNA) can also be broken down
Looks like some decomposers do that
So we've got all of the macromolecules covered
this is a cursed conversation and I regret starting it
There'd be some cellular waste left over I guess
Conclusion: We need empirical data
Any volunteers?
not it
I need both hands to operate the scientific equipment so I can't do it
You could wait until we have the tech to grow meat in vats
Or experiment with monkeys
Mar 23, 2023 14:02
Oh hang on the CO2 would probably be used by the bacteria to make hydrocarbons
We may even need to pump in extra CO2
Everyone knows animals don't have feelings so it's all right to experiment on mice and monkeys
Actually no, I'd imagine the ratio of C to H is probably fine in a human
And some variation is fine since different hydrocarbons have different ratios
But yeah apparently bacterial synthesis of petroleum is a thing
We have decomposers. We have hydrocarbon synthesizers. We just need to unite them and we can finally achieve the dream of turning fossil fuel billionaires into fossil fuel.
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and then we can burn their money
 
Conversation ended Mar 23, 2023 at 14:06.