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5:05 PM
@skullpatrol hi SKULLPATROL
 
5:26 PM
@Charlie hi M
 
@ΠάρτηΚοηλί hi Parthy
 
@Charlie So you finally noticed who I am.
Never mind. I have my real name on my profile.
 
@ΠάρτηΚοηλί I always knew
 
@Charlie hi CHUCKY
 
5:48 PM
@skullpatrol :D
 
@Charlie :D
 
@skullpatrol wassup?
 
@Charlie chillin' like a villain, how 'bout you?
 
@skullpatrol same
 
6:25 PM
Can someone help me bound this,
$$\lim_{T\to \infty}\frac{1}{2T}\int_{-T}^{T}a^{it}(\zeta(s-it,q)-\zeta(s-it))dt$$
For real $a>1$, $|q|<1$
 
6:43 PM
@Ethan I dont even know what the $\zeta$ function is xD
 
@DanZimm Then how do you know that it's a $\zeta$ function? He could be using $\zeta$ for something else...
 
not sure how to mention you on a US keyboard, but exactly my point xD
 
7:16 PM
@Chris'swisesister Greetings :D
 
@skullpatrol hello :-)
@skullpatrol I have an interesting feeling.
I feel $$\int_0^{\infty} \sin(a x^n) \ dx, \space a>0, n>1 $$ has a very nice closed form.
I think this integral is good to be put in a rare collection with awesome integrals.
 
I would agree, if your feeling is correct.
 
Hmm
I'm dizzy...
 
@Charlie For no reason?
@Charlie ?
 
@skullpatrol dunno
 
7:28 PM
@Charlie Did it come on suddenly?
 
My diagnosis is cancer.
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Your specialty is pediatrics.
 
@anon you study pediatric mathematics, not oncology :)
 
I walked right into that one.
 
@skullpatrol I think I need to eat something
 
7:33 PM
@Charlie Yes, try that.
 
@anon are you serious?
 
@skullpatrol :)
 
@Charlie >->-C:h
 
@skullpatrol hehege
I ate, @skull
 
@Charlie Do you feel better?
 
7:44 PM
@skullpatrol I think so
 
@Charlie Rest for awhile...
@Charlie ...let the food get into your system.
 
@skullpatrol lets see
 
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25 mins ago, by anon
My diagnosis is cancer.
 
@skullpatrol I can't go to the pediatrician anymore :/
 
@Charlie Then you don't need anon :D
 
8:00 PM
@skullpatrol :D
 
@Charlie >-<-C:h
 
@TobiasKildetoft Hello
 
@Kaish hi
 
How would I decompose $n$ if I don't know what it is?
just generically? I.e $n = a \times b$?
 
@Kaish well, you want to find $n$
and that is the same as finding the prime factorization of $n$
 
8:11 PM
So how can I do that?
 
well, let's say that $n = p_1^{a_1}\cdots p_m^{a_m}$
given that, what is $\varphi(n)$?
 
wait, is kaish talking about phi(n)?
 
I see
 
Hi folks
 
8:14 PM
$\varphi(p^k) = p^k - p^{k-1}$ and so $\varphi(n) = (p_1^{a_1} - p_1^{a_1 - 1} \cdots (p_m^{a_m} - p_m^{a_m - 1})$
 
@Kaish right
 
Sorry if my latex comes out wrong, it doesn't seem to work on the uni comps and so I'm just trying to read the code lol
 
now if that equals $10$, what are the possibilities (remember that $10 = 5\cdot 2$)
 
@Kaish see math.ucla.edu/~robjohn/math/mathjax.html for latex in chat
 
@a YES! Thank you :)
@anon
@TobiasKildetoft I'm just thinking this through...
 
8:18 PM
(sorry, cancelling that star - a link to "LaTeX supprot for chat" is already pinned on the starboard)
 
@TobiasKildetoft Am I looking for some $p_1^a_1$ where $\varphi(p_1^a_1) = 5$?
 
@Kaish right
and also one that should give you the $2$ part
 
But then I'm right at the begining again lol
 
Anybody have the background to say whether or not public-key cryptography would be a good answer to math.stackexchange.com/questions/279014/… ?
 
$2$ is either $2$ or $4$
 
8:20 PM
@Kaish note that $\varphi(p^n) = (p-1)p^{n-1}$
@Kaish there are not many options if that is to equal $5%
 
@TobiasKildetoft Sorry, the other post was supposed to be 2 is either 3 or 4#
 
@Kaish I am not sure how to parse that
 
@TobiasKildetoft It can't equal 5. Because if $p$ is prime and therefore odd (except if it equals 2 which it clearly wouldnt) then $p - 1$ is even and i can't multiply any integer by $2$ to get $5$
@TobiasKildetoft I meant, to find the $n$ where $\varphi(n) = 2$ is either $n = 3$ or $n = 4$
 
@Kaish ok, so we ruled out the possibility of one of the factors giving $5$ and the other giving $2$
so the entire $10$ must come from the same prime power
so we want a prime $p$ and a natural number $m$ such that $(p-1)p^m = 10$
and then we remember that if $k$ is odd we have $\varphi(2k) = \varphi(k)$
 
Why can it not give $2$?
 
8:27 PM
@Kaish it might, but we would need the other factor to give $5$ which we saw was not possible
in fact, $\varphi(n)$ is even unless $n$ is $1$ or $2$ (my favorite proof is: $-1$ has order $2$ in the units mod $n$ except in those degenerate cases)
 
@TobiasKildetoft OHHHHHH. And, then, just because its seems like a clever idea, we look at the next number above $10$ and notice it is $11$ and this is prime and so here, we can set $m = 0$. And so we see that $k = 11$ is odd and so we get another one where $2k =22$. For this, we can set $m = 1$
@TobiasKildetoft How would we know that these are all the possibilities?
 
@Kaish well, if $(p-1)p^m = 10$ then $p-1$ is a divisor of $10$, so it is either $1$, $2$, $5$ or $10$. But we can easily check that no $m$ will work exceot in the case of $p = 11$
 
@TobiasKildetoft Ohh, ok. Thank you very much. Lol I really like this Number theory module but its really annoying that these things make sense and everything starts getting interestings only when its exam period and so I can't really dwel on them much
 
9:30 PM
@Peter I suppose it's more appropriate to discuss here rather than in comments.
 
@Lord_Farin Aha, do you have any thoughts on it?
 
@PeterTamaroff But essentially the question just came up when hunting for unanswered yet answered questions.
To be honest I didn't even read the question in detail after I saw the "I guess I have a solution" comment.
No immediate approaches come to mind.
 
@Lord_Farin Heh, you didn't see my solution?
 
@PeterTamaroff I have never done Laplace transformations.
Btw, I strangely feel like I've proved myself to MSE or something like that, just for earning my first (non "Fanatic") gold badge.
 
@Lord_Farin Hehe, gold badges are nice =)
 
9:39 PM
@PeterTamaroff Indeed. I hope to get to the gold tag badges one day.
 
@anon
 
yes
 
But likely they require a proficiency in a more-or-less common tag that isn't already camped by more cunning entities. No such tags exist for me... yet.
 
@anon I learned a nice proof of CRT today.
 
k
 
9:43 PM
First one proves that a system of the form $$x\equiv \delta_{ik}\mod m_k\; ;\; 1\leq k\leq r$$ has unique solution for each choice of $i=1,\dots,r$. The proof is simply by induction, and can be proven WLOG for the case $i=1$. Then, to prove the general case, one simply takes $$x=\sum_{i=1}^r a_i x_i$$ where the $x_i$ are the solution to the $\delta_{ik}$ systems and the $a_i$ are what we want.
(by the $\delta_{ik}$ I mean $x\equiv 1 \mod m_1,x\equiv 0\mod m_2,\equiv 0\mod m_3,\dots$)
 
yeah
 
@anon So this makes the $\Bbb Z/m\Bbb Z=\prod \Bbb Z/m_i\Bbb Z$ a little more evident, yes?
At least, it did it for me.
 
sure
 
CRT says that each $(a_1,\dots,a_n)$ has one and only one corresponding element in ${\bf Z}/m\bf Z$ and the iso is precisely $(a_1,\dots,a_n)\mapsto \sum a_ix_i$
 
mmhmm
 
9:48 PM
@anon =)
I think I like $\bf Z$ better than $\Bbb Z$.
 
@anon Sorry to hear that. How much time do they give you?
 
@JonasTeuwen Charlie is the person, not anon.
 
not sure if jonas is serious or jonas
 
@PeterTamaroff >8(
 
9:52 PM
@Charlie Hey! What's the matter?
 
@PeterTamaroff nothing
Anon , I have nothing
 
@Charlie Of course. anon was being facetious.
 
What? @anon facetious??
 
@JohnWordsworth Mark this day!!!
 
and did you know that facetious is one of only two words in English that has the five vowels in the right order?
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9:57 PM
@JohnWordsworth I like that username. Your surname is gentleman-worthy. "Wordsworth. Indeed, monsieur. Takes a zip of tea."
@JohnWordsworth Holy monkey.
 
@PeterTamaroff My username happens to be my real name!
 
@JohnWordsworth No shit! =D
 
@JohnWordsworth OH MY GOD!
 
@JonasTeuwen What is that?
 
9:58 PM
@JonasTeuwen YOU???
no
 
No.
I wish.
Well, maybe not.
That is 13 level spinal fusion.
 
A funny question that reminds me of another question I saw last days $$\prod_{k=1}^{\infty} \left(1+e^{-2^k}\right)$$
 
@PeterTamaroff Mr. Wordsworth
 
Hmm - isn't anyone even slightly curious as to the other English word with the 5 vowels in the right order?
 
@JohnWordsworth Do tell! =D
@JohnWordsworth Wait no!
Let me guess!
I don't care if it takes a lifetime.
 
10:07 PM
@JohnWordsworth I was going to ask you
 
Lascivious is a close one.
 
@JohnWordsworth I don't care for Nicolas , say it!
 
Missing the e.
 
I once saw a Unix bash shell script using a regexp and a dictionary file to find all such words
 
Tenacious. Ah! So close.
Egregious.
Missing the a.
 
10:09 PM
envious
no
 
@Charlie Quite close, too.
 
@anon Be grateful your mum didn't mention pedophile mathematics
 
@JohnWordsworth Where did that one come from?
 
But the hell could pediatric mathematics be????
 
@PeterTamaroff anon's starred comment about pediatric mathematics
 
10:10 PM
@JohnWordsworth Yes, I know that.
 
it originally came from "p-adic" maths
but I need to sleep - Poland was exhausting
 
@JohnWordsworth :) did you have fun?
 
@Charlie Had a great time, thanks - lots of photographs and beer
 
@JohnWordsworth hehe great!
 
OK - 'night all - back tomorrow
 
10:15 PM
@JohnWordsworth Good night!!
 
@Charlie :)
 
I dislike the fact that I cannot go to Madrid tomorrow due to bad health.
Not as worse as anon's cancer, but still.
 
@JonasTeuwen oh noes!
don't play with it...
cancer....
it is not nice...
it's not funny
 
I once played with a tumour, as a biological exercise.
 
10:28 PM
@JonasTeuwen I'm serious, Mr. Teuwen.
 
You're in the wrong place.
 
@Charlie It was serious.
 
>:(
 
:-O
location, location, location
 
@skullpatrol it reminds me Mel Brooks
@skullpatrol HAHAHAHAH
 
10:48 PM
 
yes...
 
It is false.
 
22 mins ago, by skullpatrol
You're in the wrong place.
It is true.
25 mins ago, by Charlie
@JonasTeuwen I'm serious, Mr. Teuwen.
 
You are false.
 
Explain.
Please.
 
10:57 PM
@skullpatrol ohai
 
@DanZimm Yo, wazzup pal?
 
nm
you?
how are you doing?
 
@JonasTeuwen how are you doing?
 
@DanZimm chillin'
 
10:58 PM
last time I saw you on here you were saying you were drunk and needed more alcohol
 
Jonas, Jonas, Jonas....
 
xD
@Charlie is awesome*
Jonas is awesome is what you meant
 
I am tormented beyond endurance.
 
I meant .....
 
At the same time awesome.
 
11:01 PM
O.o
 
-_-
 
Alcohol is often a good idea. So why not!
 
Sometimes it is not. So why?
 
That's a very good question!
I am not going to answer it.
 
neither will I
 
11:03 PM
not all good questions have answers
 
When someone would start answering such questions they certainly need a drink.
 
To properly answer such a question would rid you of that need.
And get you on the road to overall better general health.
 
Hi, I'm wondering if anyone knows of a link to the statement and proof of the extension of monomorphisms theorem?
 
Have you tried asking your question on the main site?
 
I didn't think this question warranted a post
 
11:12 PM
It's worth a try.
To get a complete answer.
 
Better than logging in into a chat room just to ask your question interrupting the conversation and hence being a prick.
 
I like being interrupted.
 
I detest it like the plague.
 
Learn to live with it pal.
Life is not all about "you."
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or "me" or ...
 
Sounds like you guys got some personal problems leaking onto the internet. Later.
 
11:16 PM
later
 
@skullpatrol What else am I doing then?
 
22 mins ago, by Jonas Teuwen
I am tormented beyond endurance.
This?
 
I am alive am I not?
 
...and for that you should be thankful.
 
^:)
 
11:23 PM
...we all should be.
 
Thankful to whom?
And why?
 
Those are personal questions that only you can answer for youself pal.
 
Perhaps someone could kick you right in the kisser unsollicited. Then tell you you should be thankful. How would that be any different? Only the reason that most people dislike it rather than like?
Then your statement is just meaningless.
 
You are the only one who can give meaning to your life.
 
Tell that to all the starving people in Africa. Tell them to be thankful.
Tell that to the kids with abused parents. Tell that to the kids with leukemia.
Tell them to be thankful.
Whom should they be thankful to?
 
11:29 PM
If they didn't fight to stay ALIVE they would be dead, correct?
 
No.
Sustaining life is a quite low level thing, nothing cognitive.
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Ok, give up on life. That is your choice.
 
@JonasTeuwen I think you will not make your point, Skull....
 
You still have no given a reply to the question. Do those children have a choice?
@Charlie There is no statement at all! Just blatantly false cognitive farts.
 
keep living....depend on other
 
11:31 PM
While only sound nice at a tea party.
 
it's up to you, Teuwen
 
Up to me, yeah right.
 
nevermind, then
 
3 mins ago, by skullpatrol
Ok, give up on life. That is your choice.
 
You're just a bunch of idiots. Hope you get eternal itch from the bottom.
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11:33 PM
Hope?
 
@JonasTeuwen I hope you find relief
 
@JonasTeuwen Oh, man.
 
11:54 PM
Just when I came to chat to get some relief from main, I find more tension.
Hello everyone! Hi, @robjohn
 
@amWhy tension?
 
Scroll up just a very wee bit...
On main? Yes, for me anyway...Users not being nice in comments, and one user in an answer, which I flagged.
I understand people's reception to this, but some things are best kept to oneself. The question was sincere.
 
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