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11:00 AM
I wonder if there's a limit to the number of people you can ping in a single chat message...
 
@fredley There are no limit
 
ok so @ble is diaper in Danish, @ori are the bad guys from the last two seasons of stargate sg-1, @fre is fatal runtime error, @sco was a linux distribution, @flu is an illness, @wip is work in progress
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone *rubs hands together*
 
and @yij is a troll
 
@kalina how did it become Norwegian?
 
11:02 AM
@kalina *rawr*
 
@Blem by me not reading
 
@ble all scandinavian languages are the same
@ble tak
 
@Blem Norwegian was the text in blue, it was the easiest to see, I stopped paying attention after that
 
@kalina in Norwegian it means "were"
 
diaper is funnier
 
11:03 AM
Hmmm, Sparklebottoms doesn't fit. Looks like I have to go back to Sparklecheeks
 
ok @Yij
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone O_____O
 
@kalina You're welcome, Miss Sparklecheeks
 
ooooooooooh you two got married? CONGRATURATION!
 
@badp you should ban him for trying to start an explosion
@badp 21 days should do it
 
11:05 AM
@fredley In danish you can say "kuk i computeren" meaning something is wrong in the computer, here is the NSFW translation of the same from Norwegian
 
oh and morning @badp
 
@kalina 20 days 10 hours to my count
@kalina afternoon
 
@badp so it is
 
@badp evening
 
been a while since we had a cute animal picture
 
11:07 AM
@Blem "CAN HAS KITTEN? I TEND TO IT."
 
awww @ble
@Blem both of those translations basically mean the same thing
 
@kalina I am in the habit of loudly exclaiming COCK/S when things aren't working
 
@fredley yes but you like cock
it's obviously the first thing on your mind
 
@kalina OBV
 
OBV
 
11:10 AM
The best thing about being able to play in 1st-person with 3rd-person models
 
starbait successful
 
You can see your own unusual hats
and they can stare back into your soul
 
@kalina Good penis to you too, Miss Sparklecheeks
 
all this penis discussion, we need @spugsley here
 
Wanted to make a comment about having the only penis I need, but for some reason anything i could come up with ended up sound like I'm gay...
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11:16 AM
@Blem it's ok, my earlier "good penis is hard to find" was originally "good penis is hard to come by", which is obviously incorrect as a pun
 
@kalina well guess you like the gigantic! ;D
 
@Blem hardly, there is such a thing as too big!
 
@fredley excellent topic change!
 
@kalina 'Good penis is hard to find' implies an appreciation of tiny dicks
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11:18 AM
@fredley hmmmm
dammit
well I don't care, I can't be seen to be hating on the little guys!
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oh today... what is going on
 
@kalina Casual Friday
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone that must be it
@badp lol, I can imagine this working really well in single player games but it looks like turning speed is limited too much for competitive multiplayer
 
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Q: Cluttered map on ME 2

VaishaliMy current Mass Effect Galaxy looks like the following: The maps in ME1 and 3 were beter IMO Is there a way to remove all the labels and clutter either in-game or through an INI file or some third party tool?

 
> How many calories do you loose if you complete skyrim 100%?
 
11:22 AM
@badp lol
 
@badp No fast travel
 
@fredley No horses
 
@badp All weapons/armour are actual weight
 
@fredley You get shocked when you take damage
 
@badp There is no encumberance mechanism, stuff is actually heavy. And you must carry weight equivalent to your inventory.
@badp Real fire
 
11:26 AM
@fredley I approve of real fire
 
uuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Wish I were sleeping
 
@OrigamiRobot sleep(10000)
Oooh, I am the top user for , finally
 
11:52 AM
@fredley Shall we throw you a party?
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone this is translated for you :)
 
@Blem I can taste the freedom!
 
I am sad I scrolled up to read the transcript :(
 
@OrigamiRobot Are you afraid of missing out on the penis party?
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone the other day you posted a graphical representation of DOM tree o show high nesting, what did you use to generate that?
 
12:03 PM
Quite the opposite.
 
@Blem Firefox's 3D tilt view in the developer tool
Open the page in Firefox, Ctrl + Shift + M
 
I actually don't have Firefox on this computer >.<
 
You might need a graphics card with OpenGL capability for this to work
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone its my home desktop mostly for gaming, so shouldn't be a problem
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz It's not your fault, really. I blame dumb starring
...so to revive from the desert maze I've got to go allllllll the way to the hospital in Fourside. Fabulous.
NO GO AWAY MAD TAXI
 
12:11 PM
Ugh. Chechens. This is going to make for all kinds of fun finger pointing.
 
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
So there's a Ubuntu remix out there called Moebuntu. It's... about what you'd expect, given the name.
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone just had to find the 3d button :D great visualization tool :)
 
If you aren't already, I believe 21 beta added a lot more options to the 3D view
 
I must've missed them
 
12:16 PM
@badp you might be screwed.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I managed to make it, and then back to the hotel, and back to the hospital
I even saw the health counter for Ness drop down to 0 during that fight. God bless autofight.
 
BT are stupid
 
The same applies for every telco in the world
 
"Alert! Paula's condition is critical! She will collapse if it isn't treated soon!" A button mashing
...the menu opens, and it's red.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I'll have to go back to the previous city and just stock up on life noodles it seems.
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone I'm not but it's not really needed for my project, even though I am the person who should focus on the front end on the project im on, there is not much to do in that matter since it is a government project I'm on that have to follow some old design. motorregister.skat.dk
 
12:28 PM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Yes
 
sorry we can't see your broadband account, they say
you don't owe us any money, they say
oh wait, actually there is an account here in your name ma'am, yes you owe us money
no you can't pay us because this account doesn't have an account number
...
 
xD
So Virgin or Sky or BT?
 
18 mins ago, by kalina
BT are stupid
 
Okay, yeah, that seems well and beyond your average telco stupidity
Did you at least get to yell "shut up and take my money" at them?
 
12:39 PM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone nope, I'm not going to yell in the office, it will damage everybody's perception of me
little angelic me can't be seen shouting in public!
 
@kalina Because your image of someone who whiles away her time at the office chatting and playing EVE needs protecting :p
 
hey, they don't know that, these things are not public knowledge
carefully protected secrets
 
Someone make me leave for work.
 
here is something funny, I didn't realise it was Friday today until everybody in the office was messing around more than normal
I probably sounded quite stoned when I asked if it was friday or something
 
@kalina Plusnet are pretty good
 
12:42 PM
Mmmhmm indeed Miss Gigglewing Sparklecheek
 
@fredley I think you're being sarcastic but I'm not completely sure
@Yij don't you have some conscription that you should be doing?
 
@kalina Am not being sarcastic this time
 
@fredley I still don't believe you
 
@kalina In 21 days. You, on the other hand, will always be Miss Sparklecheek to me ❤
 
@Yij die
actually don't, because if we end up going to war in 22 days I will feel bad
 
12:45 PM
@kalina Customer service is goo (all UK based), we pay ~£10/mo for unlimited, speed is good.
 
You know Singapore isn't a British Crown Colony anymore
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone ORLY
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone that's what the public think
 
Ah yes, the Empire never dies
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Rule Britannia, etc. etc.
 
12:49 PM
> Xandir is a gay version of Link. Just like Link he has a sword for a weapon, blonde hair, and he's on a quest to save his girlfriend.
Wut
Also, if he's gay, then why is he trying to save his girlfriend?
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone That is dealt with early on
S01E03 - Gay Bash - Xandir tries to adjust to life out of the closet. Spanky forces Ling-Ling into slavery by making bootleg sneakers.
Would post clips, but would get banned
 
Tom <BOSS OF CLOUD TEAM> 13:51
Ok done
Dont break anything
:D

<MY NAME> 13:52
I don't break things
what are there server IPs for <APPLICATIONS>?

Tom <BOSS OF CLOUD TEAM> 13:52
131, 132, 133 for <APP1>
190 for <APP2>

<MY NAME> 13:53
on it, wait for the explosions, turmoil, disaster
HURRICANE <ME> IS LOGGING ON

Tom <BOSS OF CLOUD TEAM> 13:53
;)
 
@kalina Hurricane Kalina?
 
@fredley in the context of here, yes it would be
in the context of work, they don't know me as kalina
 
@kalina I would imagine not.
 
12:58 PM
let's go with Betsy
Hurricane Betsy sounds hilarious
 
Seems you deleted that post where you revealed your true identity. Probably wise.
 
I only revealed an abbreviation of my first name
it's not really the end of the world
even if I gave you my first name, which any moderator would be able to find out due to it being in the 'real name' field of my SE profile
it's not going to help you that much
 
@fredley @KALINA IS CLARK KENT?!
 
@kalina True
@BenBrocka @kalina is a hurricane
 
Hurricane Kalina sounds like a real thing
 
1:04 PM
@kalina Quite
@kalina ravaged New Orleans in August 2005
 
oh, I actually have an abbreviation of my name in my SE profile too
I guess you'll never know
NEVER
 
@kalina But I already know...
 
@fredley I doubt it
 
@kalina Pretty sure I do
 
prove it
no that's not it
 
1:07 PM
SAH-256 of what I think your first name is (first letter caps)
May have spelled it wrong
 
it's easy to spell my name wrong
as a matter of fact, some people even have the audacity to argue with me about it
like I'd spell my own name wrong
 
Hurricane Betsy was the first tropical cyclone in the Atlantic Basin to cause at least $1 billion (1965 USD) in damage. The third tropical cyclone, second named storm, and second hurricane of the 1965 Atlantic hurricane season, Betsy developed on August 27 in an area of disturbed weather east of the Windward Islands. Forming as a tropical depression, it tracked generally west-northward until crossing on August 28. Thereafter, it tracked north-northwestward. By August 29, the depression strengthened into Tropical Storm Betsy. The storm then rapidly intensified and ...
Hilarious.
 
@kalina Did I spell it right?
 
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Q: How do I resurrect essential NPCs in Skyrim?

ZigndI was having some problems in Whiterun with the guard because I needed to pay a fine of over 3000 gold (a considerable quantity for someone that just started the game), so I decided to kill all the guards. The problem came when Commander Caius (an essential NPC) started to attack me, so I attacke...

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Q: How do defib revives affect the kill/death count in a Battlefield 3 match?

RokWhen an Assault-kit player revives a teammate with the defibrillator, does that subtract the last kill credited for the enemy team in the match? Does that also subtract the last kill credited for the enemy player himself who killed that teammate that was just revived? What happens when the reviv...

 
@fredley I am just going to go with "haven't looked for method of decoding yet"
 
1:11 PM
@kalina Fine
 
on account of sha256 being designed as a one way hash
 
@kalina It's a common word so there are several google hits for that hash.
That said, since it's a common word and yours is an unusual spelling, that makes @fredley automatically wrong.
 
@badp interesting
but yes, you spelled it wrong
THEREFORE I HATE YOU
 
@badp Yes, hence I deleted it
@kalina Do I need an h?
 
yes
 
1:13 PM
@kalina :(
Haha
Ok, noted
In my creepy book of @kalina facts
 
@fredley Honestly I would've thought it more likely to have an h than otherwise
 
@badp without is actually a more common name
 
@badp I have no idea. I don't know anyone with that name in any spelling
 
We're playing Wheel of Fortune? Lame, Price is Right is so much better
 
Betshy
 
1:14 PM
@fredley you have a book?
 
@kalina More of a cupboard
 
@kalina # of google hits agrees.
 
adds @fredley to book of creepy stalkers under 'future potentials'
 
@kalina Do I want to know the answer to 'Potential whats?'?
 
Everyone misspells either my first name, last name, or both
 
1:14 PM
@OrigamiRobot Origami
@OrigamiRobot Robot
 
sorry I forgot I'm still not talking to you
 
@OrigamiRobot I can see why, @OrigamiRob
 
@OrigamiRobot Nicolas?
 
@badp ಠ_ಠ
 
I just hope that when I write @OrigamiRob whatever you were writing gets lost and you need to start over
 
1:15 PM
@badp ಠ_ಠ
 
@OrigamiRobot @OrigamiRob did you write that script?
 
@fredley ಠ_ಠ
 
you know, like DOTA stuns, but worse. @OrigamiRob
 
@badp ಠ_ಠ
Nicolas is understandable because Nicholas is infinitely more common.
 
At any rate, most people would confuse my name for my surname and my surname for my name
A bonus reason to keep my surname private!
 
1:18 PM
So it's really pazzword bad?
People are morons and never say my full name write no matter how clearly I write it out for them
 
'right'
 
aww poor Broka.
 
poor broker
 
I hope "never say my full name write" is intentional
 
I don't think it is
 
1:19 PM
@BenBrocka It'd make my 007 impressions a little bit better.
 
@kalina You were being annoying and I didn't feel like dealing with it that day. I also turned off all my scripts so I wouldn't encourage other random pings. I believe if the situation was reversed, your response would be "Deal with it" or something to that effect.
 
@badp Not quite that. Though people mispronounce "brocka" amazingly frequently as well
 
lalala background noise
 
@OrigamiRobot :(
 
1:21 PM
@fredley I don't think this is what you intended it to be
 
@kalina ...
 
@badp ROBOTS ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE BAD DAYS TOO
 
@fredley image hosted by tripod!
 
@kalina What do you see?
Oh
 
@OrigamiRobot INFORMATION- ACCEPTED.
 
1:21 PM
Good
 
@fredley image not found - STRIKE TWO
 
WOULD YOU LIKE TO INSTALL THE ASK JEEVES TOOLBAR WITH THAT INFORMATION.
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@kalina WTFingF
 
@Wipqozn heard us talking about mispronouncing names.
 
(goddamn Java)
 
1:22 PM
@kalina Just find your own picture of Brock
 
@OrigamiRobot Totally.
 
@fredley samson?
 
@badp Install from dev site: No Jeeves
 
@badp Alta Vista plox
 
@OrigamiRobot Do you need a hug?
 
1:23 PM
@kalina Brock
 
@fredley samson?
 
@kalina Brock
 
@fredley ...
 
, known in Japan as Takeshi, is a video game character in the Pokémon franchise. In the Pokémon video games, he is the Gym Leader of Pewter City and mainly uses Rock-type Pokémon. In the anime series, he left his position as a Gym Leader to travel alongside Ash Ketchum and become a revered Pokémon Breeder. He later cultivates his skill in medicine. As of the latest Japanese episode, Brock is at Pewter City to train to be a Pokémon Doctor. He has also appeared in several Pokémon manga series, including Pokémon Adventures and the Ash & Pikachu manga. Characteristics Brock is considered the...
 
that explains why I don't know what you're talking about
 
1:24 PM
 
clearly the 'a' in Brocka is pronounced like the romanized 'u'
Ben Brock-uh
 
@OrigamiRobot I'm not very good at building things.
 
@badp A-Beeen-a-bro-kuuuuuu!
 
@badp That's only like half a phoneme away from the proper pronunciation. But the real problem is mostly the mixing up of which names are which, especially with full first name and middle name
 
Not clicking that link so I'll just assume you're looking up BMO slashfiction
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@BenBrocka I'm not, but google still provides it willingly.
 
@BenBrocka Benjamin <middlename> Brocka?
 
@kalina Middlename would be an awesome middle name
 
@BenBrocka do you accept Benji as a first name?
 
1:37 PM
@kalina Benjamin Franklin Brocka
 
Benji is a dog's name.
 
'Somehow one of them was able to acquire a driver's license.'
Yes. SOMEHOW.
I can tell you SOMEHOW.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz does this precede a rant about 'somehow', per chance?
 
A legal permanent resident with a Green Card walked into an office of the Department of Motor Vehicle. He filled out some forms, took a written test, and was issued a learners permit.
Then, he probably took a few weeks of drivers ed.
then he went back to the DMV, filled out some more forms, and then took a road test.
And a few weeks later, he was mailed a license to drive in the state of Massachusetts, his state of legal residency.
SOMEHOW he managed to do this.
 
so... yes, then?
 
1:39 PM
I guess he got past the division of precrime.
 
inb4 context
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Morning, Bridge
 
@SaintWacko morning
 
@OrigamiRobot the quote is a real thing the terrible tv news said about the boston bombers.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Those damn pre-cogs are always screwing up.
 
1:40 PM
who were both legal permanent residents of the US with green cards.
 
@Fluttershy Bah. Any precog will have to deal with the Cassandra Complex
Knowledge of the future changes the future, so they'll predict things that won't happen, because people knew they were going to happen, and so changed their actions
 
@SaintWacko Unless the events form a stable closed time loop
 
@SaintWacko I have learned from countless TV shows that trying to stop a future event will cause said future event to happen.
 
@OrigamiRobot Depends on how you look at time
 
And if you can't trust TV, who can you trust? @Wipqozn? Not on my watch.
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1:44 PM
Either everything in time is fixed, and no matter choice you think you're making, you're just doing what's planned, or the future is still in flux and decisions matter
I don't like the implications of the first, so I'm going to go with the latter
 
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Q: What does the colored square after my equipment's name mean?

Joe WreschnigIn my equipment list some, but not all, items have a colored square after their name, e.g. "Leather Helm S" has a brown square, "Yukumo Sky Kote" has a red square, but "Leather Vest" has no square. What does the square, and its different colors, mean?

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Q: Gangplank his ultimate

Marco GeertsmaSo i am playing pretty actively with Gangplank the last time (mainly because of his scurvy ability). But i have noticed that his ult is pretty unreliable. Yes you can use it cross map to steal baron or secure a kill or something but accuracy is a big issue. I have seen enemy champs just walk thro...

 
@SaintWacko Or there are infinite parallel universes and the pre-cog is only seeing one possible outcome which will happen in some timeline now matter what.
 
@OrigamiRobot That does seem the most likely choice
 
Silly Tasker, why do you have two mutually exclusive profiles active at once?
Either something is connected by BlueTooth or it's not, you can't have it both ways
 
Time loops make my head hurt. See Singularity Sky.
 
1:49 PM
Even if the outcome the precog saw happens, though, people will be ready for it
 
@SaintWacko Except in the timelines where nobody believes him/her.
 
Also, now that Reddit has ruined the lives of not one, but two innocent people and their families, can we agree that it is a terrible platform full of moronic chucklefucks yet?
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Hm, that sounds good
@OrigamiRobot True
 
"Since it's not true, do we not report it?" ASKED THE PROFESSIONAL REPORTER LIVE ON THE AIR
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Try Primer
 
1:51 PM
Whole situation in a nutshell
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh?
 
@SaintWacko Yes.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz The word 'chucklefuck' is now in my vocabulary, and that makes me happy
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I haven't heard anything about these life ruinings
 
CNN breaking news "We see a dog, it is barking. It could be a K9 unit. We don't know. It is a dog." < can't make this stuff up.
 
1:52 PM
First they had their pair of suspects that they were OH SO SURE OF, and managed to get them on the cover of the NY Post. One of them was a fucking innocent high school kid and track runner who is afraid to leave his house at this point.
 
@SaintWacko Reddit analyses photos, comes to wrong conclusion, repeatedly.
 
I give them 5 minutes to accuse the dog, 6 minutes to question the national origin of the dog
 
Then, they claimed that one of the actual bombers was in fact a kid who has been missing from Brown University for over a month. It was not. His family has recieved multiple death threats over the past 24 hours anyway.
 
I reiterate: Burn Reddit Down Make It Stop Take It Off The Internet It Is The Worst.
 
1:54 PM
> Posting personal information will get you banned
Took 'em long enough, that wasn't there yesterday
 
@BenBrocka That notice is there for a reason
 
@BenBrocka ahahahahahahahahahaha because that's stopped anybody.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz "Oh no, my throwaway reddit account has been banned!"
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I concur
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Some parts of reddit are good, you just have to find the subreddits with relatively few people in.
 
1:56 PM
@LessPop_MoreFizz Then can we move to all forums?
 
@OrigamiRobot reddit.SE
 
@OrigamiRobot Right, because the software is the reason I am calling Reddit a horrible cesspool and not the community that congregates there, and the culture that has been nurtured and encouraged by the sites administrators over many years.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz The two aren't mutually exclusive.
 
@OrigamiRobot I don't really give any fucks about Reddit's software. It's... fine I guess. It doesn't programmatically promote any of the awful behavior I'm talking about.
 
I don't see how my statement invalidates yours.
 

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