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12:00 AM
Y1=`grep "^%%BoundingBox:" file1.eps | sed -e 's/^.*: *\([0-9]*\) *\([0-9]*\) *\([0-9]*\) *\([0-9]*\)/\2/'`

Y2=`grep "^%%BoundingBox:" file1.eps | sed -e 's/^.*: *\([0-9]*\) *\([0-9]*\) *\([0-9]*\) *\([0-9]*\)/\4/'`


for i in File[a-z].eps; do sed -i -e "s/^%%BoundingBox: *\([0-9]*\) *\([0-9]*\) *\([0-9]*\) *\([0-9]*\)/%%BoundingBox \1 $Y1 \3 $Y2/"  $i; done
@Werner the above extracts the Y coordinates from file1.eps and stuffs them in the bounding boxes of in all files File[a-z].es
 
@DavidCarlisle So I provided a much sleeker LaTeX3 version. :)
 
@egreg I bet (without looking) that it looks less sleek if you put \tracingall at the top of the file
 
@DavidCarlisle What are some hundreds of expansions compared to eternity?
 
12:15 AM
@DavidCarlisle Imma gonna test that out tonight.
 
In the book contest, we have 59 answers, but only 30 upvotes in the main "question". Some people are greedy. :( I was expecting at least a 1:1 value.
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1:21 AM
Ok. I finally succumbed and added my number.
@percusse Do you know how @Jake got the timestamp data for the meta question graph?
 
@AlanMunn I guess he read it manually from the answers but you never know :)
 
@percusse That seems like a lot of work. And it's not clear that it's available simply by looking at the answers.
 
@AlanMunn Yep, he might have done it via something else RSS feed or something. I'm pretty ignorant about those.
 
@percusse Yes, that's what I'm thinking, but I can't figure it out.
 
@Jake Enlighten us please.
 
1:44 AM
@cmhughes Have you picked 99 or 199? Because I've added 99 and you have also marked 199. Am I missing something?
 
@percusse oh, did I screw up? I meant to pick 199...
 
@cmhughes No problem I'll remove the 99 marks.
 
@percusse when you say the marks, which ones do you mean?
 
@cmhughes the list in the question and the table with black dots. Your answer says 99 so I jumped on it.
 
@percusse oh, I meant to say 199. can't believe I've managed to bodge an answer on meta as well! I've changed my answer... 199
 
1:51 AM
@cmhughes :) it happens
 
@percusse :)
 
OK now 61 answers 61 numbers.
 
@percusse sweet, thanks for noticing :)
 
@cmhughes I would like to thank my mild autism for this award.
 
@percusse did you see this one?
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Q: Span a tikz chain over multiple pages

schmendrichI wanna create a flowchart as a chain. What I want to achieve is a chain spanned over multiple pages on top of every page (see picture): For the example picture I created it manually (copied the code from texample.net, made a standalone chaine, cropped it manually in half and used eso-pic to p...

I think @Werner's link is a duplicate...
 
1:57 AM
@cmhughes I'll shut up for that. Lately I think I'm too trigger-happy for closing questions so I'm trying to stay away from voting. But it indeed looks like a duplicate with minor modifications.
 
@percusse ok, no problem :) I tend to be cautious about closing until the OP has confirmed via the comments, or doesn't confirm within a few days...
 
However I feel that TikZ is being forced to replace TeX and I don't feel comfortable with it. I've seen many instances that instead of proper coding people embed stuff inside tikzpictures.
 
@percusse yes, I agree... kind of makes me wonder if there might ever be a tikzTeX compiler
 
@cmhughes I don't know :) Right now, all I think about is to finish the final chapter of the thesis, do the hobby implementation and finish the Tikzkcd line style decoration. I couldn't make it to cjorssen's bounty heh.
 
@percusse good luck :)
 
2:02 AM
@cmhughes Thanks a lot.
So should I flag this one?
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Q: Avoiding bottomrule to go to next page

CostiSometimes my longtable bottom rules end up in the following page. How do I avoid that?

 
@percusse I bet it'll be a master piece :)
 
@cmhughes not the thesis that's for sure. My second chapter is called Brief and Opiniated Literature Survey. I got a go-for-it signal from my supervisor. My academic life will be short.
 
@percusse geez, that guy needs to chill out... I've got your back, I'll comment back
 
@cmhughes Oh no leave it alone :)
 
@percusse I'll be polite :)
 
2:05 AM
@cmhughes Don't touch it please. We had enough of these stuff lately.
I'm not offended by those stuff. And it doesn't work anyway.
 
@percusse alright, as you wish :)
 
I mean the minipage stuff
 
@percusse so were you flagging it as not an answer?
 
@cmhughes yep before that comment. Now I'm leaving it alone
Apparently, my comment worked :)
 
@percusse some people have real problems :)
 
2:10 AM
@cmhughes I thought it was OK for a person who goes MoFo in the answer but no.
 
@percusse dang....
@percusse there are so many things wrong with that answer
 
@cmhughes It's internet, I'm not fighting with it.
 
@percusse I commented- if you want me to delete, let me know
 
@cmhughes Oh please as you wish. It's just that I'm not offended about those flaming stuff.
 
@percusse no worries- I wanted to point out to him/here (politely) that their answer is flawed
@percusse so how many chapters then?
 
2:22 AM
@cmhughes 6 now if I can finish it this weekend. I'm so anxious to get my life back :)
 
@percusse think of the reward :) you can do it! I do remember the feeling- it consumes you so completely
 
@cmhughes Then I can write the fun part which are the 10 propositions that you have to hand in. 5 technical 5 non-technical . People usually put wise statements in there but I have a different idea :)
 
@percusse do tell :)
 
The jury can ask about those ones during the defense instead of the thesis so I'll see what I can do.
Well I can give one for the teaser.
I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning. Plato (400 ±50 BC)
hehehe :)
@cmhughes back then apparently mathematician meant something else.
 
@percusse lol :)
 
2:28 AM
my supervisor is a mathematician so a tough discussion awaits me.
 
@percusse what's the field of the thesis?
and more importantly, how many overfull hboxes? :)
 
@percusse Hopefully it's "opinionated" rather than "opiniated" or your academic life will be even shorter. :)
 
@cmhughes It's about haptics and teleoperation (kind of robotics stuff)
currently 112 pages and 5 overfull hboxes :)
@AlanMunn Checking immediately.
:)
@AlanMunn Phew, I was smarter when I was writing it.
 
@percusse Of course you could always use "opiated".
 
So it's safe. I might go with Opiumated
 
2:38 AM
After all, lit review can put anyone to sleep.
 
@percusse cool, sounds like fun :) that's an impressively small number of overfull hboxes too :)
 
@AlanMunn Not mine. I've already received hate mails from big shots.
 
@percusse That opinionated, huh? Good for you. Do you have a great positive proposal to replace the criticisms?
 
You should see my talks in the conferences. You can smell the rage. Luckily I can prove what I say and passed the most excruciating review stage which is my supervisor. :)
@AlanMunn Yes hopefully the stuff we are implementing to our robots will prove a point.
 
Cool. That's good. What's next when you're done? Riches in industry or an academic position?
 
2:41 AM
@cmhughes Well I've learned a lot here.
 
@percusse the earth is definitely flat, don't listen to what the conference people tell you
 
@AlanMunn I think with that intro nobody will hire me. so I'll try to be a proper engineer again.
 
@percusse indeed, me too :)
 
@AlanMunn Here are my current boss' thoughts about academia. steinbuch.wordpress.com/2012/12/05/…
 
@percusse Yes, very stimulating. :)
 
2:44 AM
He is quite fun to work with.
 
He seems like a very smart guy, that's for sure.
 
And this is not the mathematician, he is the practical guy. So I have two promoters. So that was quite a challenge to please both sides.
 
gotta go for now guys, speak to you soon :) have a great weekend if I don't see y'all around in here :)
 
@cmhughes You too. See you later.
 
@cmhughes Bye.
@percusse So does he drive a Tesla?
 
2:49 AM
@AlanMunn He's getting it in 3 weeks. He already got a Roadster if I remember correctly but I guess he sold it.
 
@percusse Very cool. Will he let you have a spin?
 
They had a Model S testdrive and he was flabbergasted.
 
@percusse Yes, I fumbled my way through his review. My Dutch is rudimentary, but I kind of got the gist.
 
@AlanMunn He asked me himself once. Also he said we should buy together with 8-9 guys and have it on rotation.
@AlanMunn I'm always amazed by your linguistic skills, I don't think it's just your profession. You have something apparently that I have none.
 
@percusse Although I really only speak English well. I'm actually a terrible language learner, because of two personality traits: I like to talk intelligently and I'm somewhat perfectionist. Those two combined are a recipe for non-attainment of a second language.
Good second language learners don't mind talking like children for a while, and don't care (at least initially) about their mistakes.
What I do have is a good understanding of how a bunch of languages work. I know quite a bit about the syntax of both German and Dutch, so that can help a lot.
 
2:56 AM
@AlanMunn Heh, other than the at least initially part that's me.
 
@percusse I doubt it. You guys in the Netherlands suck up languages like water it seems. You all start really early (which is essential), and you're so convinced that no one would ever want to learn Dutch it's almost national pride to be at least bilingual.
 
@AlanMunn Well, I've come here 5 years ago from Istanbul so that was also my impression. I'm still not very fluent because the slightest mistake triggers the switch-to-English mode. So you miss the opportunity. But indeed it's a great thing that everybody speaks at least English as a second language.
 
@percusse I didn't realize that. So your native language is Turkish? That's a cool language.
 
Yep. And Dutch when I'm drunk :)
 
@percusse Yes, everyone I know who's lived in the Netherlands has encountered that "we won't put up with your Dutch" phenomenon. It can be very frustrating for academics who are supposed to learn the language in a particular amount of time and conduct administrative tasks in the language.
 
3:05 AM
@AlanMunn I've found a middle way. They laugh at me when I screw up and tell me the mistake. It was quite painful indeed heheh. The typical mistake I did was vlees and fles. So I kept on asking for meat in the bar for a bottle.
@AlanMunn w,v, and f was practically indistinguishable for me for a while.
 
@percusse LOL. Turkish has f and some weird v sound that's not v right?
 
@AlanMunn Whenever you are around let me know and I'll take you to this shop wynand-fockink.nl ;)
It's a work safe website no worries.
 
@percusse LOL. That's hysterical.
 
@AlanMunn It's a great place too.
We have some weird characters but the pronunciation is pretty consistent. So maybe you mean the soft-g. The weird characters are here. zargan.com
And the capital I with a dot.
 
I remember once a friend of mine's mother was visiting from France. In Canada there is a big seal fur industry, so it's common to find lots of seal toys and things. Now the French word for 'seal' is 'foque', so she went into a store a said "I like a little foque".
 
3:12 AM
@AlanMunn Oh my. hahahah
 
@percusse No, I'm thinking of the pronunciation of the 'v' in (maybe?) 'gâvur'
 
@AlanMunn Hmm that sounds like the usual v. Ah, yes maybe you are right. If I speak fast enough it comes quite close to an f
@AlanMunn But the f is usually too strong to be mistaken. So indeed for a non-native it might be problem.
 
Yes, I think it's not actually a v like the English v in most words. It disappears altogether in words like 'sövmek' I think.
 
@AlanMunn Spot on. How come you know this much I have no idea. Hats off.
 
@percusse Here I'm cheating from Wikipedia. The only thing I know about Turkish phonology is what's called 'vowel harmony' for which it's famous. Every linguistics student learns about it. And they usually do a problem or too on the morphology (word structure) which is quite fun too.
So (with some exceptions I'm sure) every word in Turkish has to have either all front vowels or all back vowels. It's a classic and difficult phonological problem.
 
3:23 AM
@AlanMunn Yep, it's also difficult for us in the high-school exams. :)
 
@percusse Really? Is this something that native speakers have trouble with?
 
But it's a good (not super-consistent) test to see whether it's an ancient Turkish word or Arabic-Persian-French-English hybrid.
 
@percusse I see, because the latter don't observe the rule?
 
@AlanMunn Indeed.
@AlanMunn The natives have no problem with it but teachers make quite difficult questions using that stuff.
Needless to say I suck at classic literature :)
 
So is the "error" to regularise the borrowed words, and the educated speakers have to know all the exceptions?
(By regularise I mean make them have harmony.)
 
3:27 AM
@AlanMunn The main difficulty is that there is another rule. The one you mentioned is called the Big-Vowel-Harmony and we also have a Little-Vowel-Harmoy rule.
@AlanMunn Oh no problem using the language by the way. This is all exam stuff that you have to answer correctly and state the rules precisely etc. People just use their instinct while speaking so you don't need to follow any cognitive construction.
Hmm let me see if I can find a proper translation of it.
 
@percusse Ah, ok.
 
OK let me try :) 1) If there is a flat(?!) vowel (a, e, ı, i) in the first syllable in a word, the rest of the vowels trailing in that word must be in that set. 2) If there is a round(?!) vowel in the first syllable in a word the following vowel must be either narrow (?!) round (u, ü) or wide flat (a, e) .
Does that make any sense?
 
3:49 AM
@percusse Yes. In phonological terms we use front vs back and round vs. unround plus high vs low. So what you're calling flat is unrounded. And your narrow round are high round and wide flat are low unrounded.
The way this is represented in phonology is with a multi dimensional structure where the feature 'spreads' onto the subsequent underspecified vowels in the suffixes.
 
@AlanMunn Wow it doesn't feel this complicated when I speak it heh.
 
@percusse That's the recurring story of all things cognitive.
It's also what makes linguistics so hard for people. Language is so automatic for us that we can't believe how complicated it really is.
 
@AlanMunn I can imagine. Also it should sound pompous if it needs to be a proper theory :P
Also I'm involved with the sense of touch and it's practically the same story.
 
@percusse Right. And vision etc.
@percusse Now I know why everyone loves you.
 
@AlanMunn You can feel it, right?
 
3:59 AM
@percusse I'm feelin' it now, dude.
 
@AlanMunn I can't stand snobbery of any kind. Somehow it's burned on my chip and my radar is always open. Of course occasionally it triggers false positives and I get into trouble.
 
@percusse There's a funny relationship between snobbery and distance from the people at the centre of a theoretical paradigm. Those closest to the top people tend to have a less reverent view of the theory than those more to the periphery. But maybe this is just particular to linguistics where Chomsky has had such a massive influence on the field for so long.
 
@AlanMunn I can also identify that in my field too. There is an unjustified hype about axiomatizing and praising the holistic attitude extensively. However, big shots are less prone to being stuck in such situations and they can simply look for the nearest pragmatic exit. Obviously that exit becomes an element of the Axiom Set almost immediately with a pompous motivation.
 
@percusse Exactly. There's nothing more annoying than a bunch of disciples. :)
 
@AlanMunn Hahaha that's a great summary! Great stuff. I'm stealing it immediately.
 
4:17 AM
@percusse You can put that as the subtitle to your Opinionated Literature Survey !
 
@AlanMunn Even better, I'm gonna make it a proposition.
 
:)
Anyway, I'm taking off. As always, it's been really fun chatting with you. Have a good middle of the night. (Do you ever sleep?)
 
@AlanMunn Likewise. The pleasure is mine. (I'm not sleeping well lately. Reduced to 2-3 hours a day. But good days are coming )
 
@percusse Well as they say, sleep is for the weak. Good night.
 
@AlanMunn :) I want to be one of them
Good night
 
kan
4:47 AM
Can someone point me to a place that helps me setup AUCTeX?
 
 
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kan
5:52 AM
I no more know where's emacs autosaving?!
 
kan
6:11 AM
Wow!! Making progress!
 
 
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9:11 AM
@StephanLehmke Indeed
 
kan
@Joseph Does the book-game end the moment someone comes up with the right number or goes on until the eve of Christmas? :)
 
@kan As I understand it, it stops when someone picks the winning number
 
kan
@JosephWright OKay! My thoughts too, but just wanted to confirm. :)
 
9:52 AM
Percluse?! o.O
 
10:13 AM
@AlanMunn By hand... When I started, there were only 42 replies, which I guess was below my "gets annoyed" threshold
 
@Jake I wrote an script to get the numbers. It was working marvelously... until it had to parse GC and Thorsten's answers. :P
 
kan
@PauloCereda Hello Paulo! How are you doing?
 
@kan Hello! :) I'm fine, thanks. And you?
 
kan
@PauloCereda Doing fine too.
Cutting teeth with Emacs... sorta making some progress I think...
 
Emacs? No thanks. :)
 
kan
10:25 AM
@PauloCereda What !? I have come to like it.
I am now tweaking... I think, if one spends enough time with this stuff, there is a possibility that life will simplify.
 
@PauloCereda Hehe, ah, everything gets more complicated as soon as humans get involved...
 
@Jake Exactly. :)
 
Cmhughes changed his number, is that right?
 
kan
@Jake No, he wanted 199 from the beginning; see his meta answer. But, when he edited it in, he made a typo which percusse fixed, if I am not wrong.
Can someone enlighten me about the Visual Line Mode of emacs ?
 
@kan Ah, okay, thanks
 
10:33 AM
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Q: Uncatchable ChuckNorrisException

Max CharasIs it possible to construct a snippet of code in java that would make a hypothetical java.lang.ChuckNorrisException uncatchable? Thoughts that came to mind are utilizing for example interceptors or aspect oriented programming.

You can't throw a ChuckNorrisException, it throws you :) — X.L.Ant 17 hours ago
 
@kan Hm, but his original answer was 99, which he changed himself to 199 six hours later.
 
kan
@Jake Then, what was percusse's answer...
No wait!
 
9 hours ago, by cmhughes
@percusse oh, did I screw up? I meant to pick 199...
 
kan
Yup:
9 hours ago, by percusse
@cmhughes Have you picked 99 or 199? Because I've added 99 and you have also marked 199. Am I missing something?
and from there on, a couple of messages.
Can I ask an emacs question... a very fundamental question...?
 
10:51 AM
@TorbjørnT. Right, I see.
 
@kan I'm using emacs for 20 years and never configure anything. My life is simple.
 
kan
@StephanLehmke Yeah, but, what about those annoying things like GNU buffer that starts up even if you $ emacs <file_name>.tex?
I'd like the screen to take half my laptop's width and all its height.
 
@kan I think it's a matter of usage mentality. I start emacs when I start the computer and never close it.
@kan Use the mouse.
 
kan
@StephanLehmke every single time?
 
@kan Well, that's approximately "once every three weeks" in my case.
 
kan
10:56 AM
@StephanLehmke wow!
 
@kan Which operating system do you use?
 
But well, I'm not the configuring type.
 
kan
@TorbjørnT. Ubuntu 12.04.
I'll keep quiet now.
 
Yay, @MarcoDaniel is here! <3
 
@kan Ctrl + Windows key + left arrow will do that with a program. (If that was what you meant by "screen" ...)
 
kan
10:58 AM
@TorbjørnT. yes, that's exactly what I want.
Thank you.
 
@kan Hold the win-key down a few seconds to get a screen with various keyboard shortcuts.
For that matter, Windows 7 has a similar feature, win-key + arrow key to maximise left/right, and maximize/minimize.
 
@PauloCereda The last weeks were very stressful. Next week I will be on vacation (starting Wednesday)
 
@MarcoDaniel :)
 
kan
@MarcoDaniel Wow, fun days ahead, then? :)
 
@kan Yes -- fun with LaTeX
 
kan
11:01 AM
@TorbjørnT. Thank you for that tip.
 
@PauloCereda Last week I was in a hotel with free internet access. The problem was the security protocol. WEP was used. My MacBook had really big problems with this protocol and I had to live without internet :-(
 
@MarcoDaniel Problems with WEP? Something is clearly wrong.
 
11:20 AM
@PauloCereda I wasn't able to localize the problem. Now I am at home ;-) and I have my normal access ;-)
 
@MarcoDaniel Ah, your 1Gbps internet. :P
 
@PauloCereda LOL
 
@MarcoDaniel Germans <3
 
11:45 AM
@PauloCereda In Germany everything, especially cars on the highways, goes to the maximum speed allowed by the laws of physics.
 
@egreg Ah that explains it. :) I wonder how Marco rides his bike in the slippery ice. :P
 
@PauloCereda That's automatically taken care of by the law above: all laws of physics are considered. ;-)
 
@egreg :)
 
kan
At the risk of repeating myself, Donald Knuth is awesome.
 
12:00 PM
@kan Who?!
 
kan
Donald Ervin Knuth.
 
@PauloCereda DEK is Who? What a news!
 
@tohecz Actually, if you don't mind, is just the Doctor. :)
 
@PauloCereda So DEK is Doctor non-Who? :D
 
kan
Anyway, I am afraid, I should get something done for the day, before I am fired.
Bye.
 
12:03 PM
@tohecz wait wut
@kan See ya!
 
@PauloCereda I dunno, I said "DEK is Who", you said "just the Doctor", which means that "DEK is Doctor, but DEK is not Who", doesn't it?
 
@tohecz You said DEK is Who, then I said it's just the Doctor, hence DEK is Doctor iif it's not Who. :)
 
@PauloCereda I'm so looking forward to confusing my students this way, if I ever teach logics ;)
 
@tohecz Please do it. :)
 
@PauloCereda actually, it is not necessary. I teach Discrete Mathematics, which is kinda simple thing for understanding, you only have to put the simple things together the correct way. We give the students simple problems, they can solve them, present their solution and get some extra points (some students don't even have to pass the final test if they have enough points). And believe me, the students often confuse themselves enough ;)
 
 
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2:21 PM
@StephanLehmke What do you mean with "the table is overfull"?
 
@egreg The total width of content is more than the specified width of the table.
 
@StephanLehmke I don't understand.
@StephanLehmke And your last response is even more obscure.
 
 
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I had to write this:
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A: Who Wants to Win a LaTeX Book?

Paulo Cereda127 - Last Mersenne prime less than 200. :) Friends, if I can talk to all of you for a moment: so far, we have 68 answers, but only 37 upvotes in the main "question". To be honest, I was expecting the same number of answers and upvotes. IMHO if you took the time to add an entry in order to wi...

 
@egreg Hmm. Sorry to not make myself clear. AFAICS, there are (basically) three table environments where you can specify the desired total width of the table: tabular*, tabularx, and tabulary. If the total width of the material in the columns would naturally be larger than the given width (the "overfull" case), then there has to be some automatic line breaking. tabularx and tabulary can cope with that, but not tabular*. (ctd.)
(ctd.) If the total width of the material in the columns would naturally be smaller than the given width (the "underfull" case), then there has to be some stretching. tabularx and tabular* can cope with that, but not tabulary. So it seems only tabularx can cope with both cases.
 
@StephanLehmke The purpose of tabulary is precisely not to stretch columns that don't need to.
 
3:46 PM
@egreg Well the documentation says no such thing. This would mean the given length is the maximum width. There at least should be an option to switch between maximum and actual width, as both have their purposes.
 
@StephanLehmke If the total natural width of the material doesn't exceed the target length, the package has nowhere to act for reducing it. At least this is how I interpret the way it works.
 
4:19 PM
@egreg That's again a technical explanation. But (a) I don't find it unreasonable to expect that if I specify a width for the table, it will be rendered with that width and (b) tabulary seems to be able to achieve this, as I basically disabled an automatic truncation.
@DavidCarlisle Maybe you can explain why tabulary is purposefully behaving differently from tabularx if the material in the table does not "fill" the given width?
There is a case distinction here
 \ifdim\TY@tablewidth <\TY@linewidth
   \def\TY@ratio{1}%
 \fi
Without it tabulary will "stretch out" to the given width like tabularx does.
 
 
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0
Q: Avoid eqnarray! Lars Madsen

Hadi Safi aghdameqnarray or align?! http://www.tug.org/TUGboat/tb33-1/tb103madsen.pdf Whenever the eqnarray environment appears in a question or example of a problem on comp.text. tex, tex.stackexchange.com or other fora there is a high probability that someone will tell the poster not to use eqnarray. This ar...

Almost certain to get closed :-(
 
@JosephWright Beware! :P
 
@PauloCereda Of?
 
@JosephWright of eqnarray. :)
<3
I had no idea what's idea behind this "question". :)
@JosephWright: The user probably needs to fit that entry in the Q&A format.
 
6:11 PM
@PauloCereda Eager to share knowledge and pleasure of knowing something combined :)
 
@percusse ooh that's deep.
:)
Let's wait for the first wise guy that wants to build arara from sources but didn't follow my instructions on localization to fall in my trap: github.com/cereda/arara/blob/master/application/src/test/java/…
:P
 
@PauloCereda I'm in a good mood. All my factorizations are square, biproper, and bistable. (Rest assured it's a good thing)
 
@percusse Oh my. Matlab is working?!
 
@PauloCereda Let's say I've convinced it. I have epsilon1 to epsilon56 to tweak stuff up. Little there little bit here, a spoonful of machine precision over there....
 
@percusse ooh! :)
 
6:17 PM
@PauloCereda I'll publish them as universal matlab constants later
 
@percusse import percussesavestheday.m
 
@PauloCereda More like a freenumericalmassage.m
 
@percusse LOL good one. :)
@percusse: I want to write a Matlab code which prints an array of NaN's and append "Batman" to the end.
ans = NaN NaN NaN NaN NaN NaN NaN NaN NaN NaN NaN Batman!
 
@PauloCereda ans~=~\prg_replicate:nn {11}{NaN~}Batman!
 
@egreg OMG! <3
 
6:23 PM
@PauloCereda Remember \ExplSyntaxOn and \ExplSyntaxOff
 
@PauloCereda sprintf(horzcat(num2str([1 zeros(1,10)]*inv(zeros(11))),' Batman\n'))
 
@egreg Sure. :)
@percusse OMG²!
You sir are the Matlab wizard.
 
@PauloCereda Ah, how I wish.
Speaking of which let me show another wonderful thing about matlab
I invert a zero matrix first: inv(zeros(4))
ans =

   Inf   Inf   Inf   Inf
   Inf   Inf   Inf   Inf
   Inf   Inf   Inf   Inf
   Inf   Inf   Inf   Inf
So nice and clever
then I convert this to string
num2str(ans)
ans =

Inf  Inf  Inf  Inf
Inf  Inf  Inf  Inf
Inf  Inf  Inf  Inf
Inf  Inf  Inf  Inf
Come on matlab you can pull this off.
Then multiply the result by 2
2*ans
ans =

   146   220   204    64    64   146   220   204    64    64   146   220   204    64    64   146   220   204
   146   220   204    64    64   146   220   204    64    64   146   220   204    64    64   146   220   204
   146   220   204    64    64   146   220   204    64    64   146   220   204    64    64   146   220   204
   146   220   204    64    64   146   220   204    64    64   146   220   204    64    64   146   220   204
Almost......
 
Oh my!
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Q: Who Wants to Win a LaTeX Book?

Marc van DongenI am organising a lottery and Springer have kindly agreed to donate a copy of LaTeX and Friends. Joseph Wright has kindly agreed to act a an independent witness/judge and he knows the winning number. <LEGAL STUFF> The lottery closes when the judges announce the winner. The judges decision...

I'm starting to get annoyed. Three new entries, no new upvotes.
 
@PauloCereda By the way the result is a double again :)
@PauloCereda No need to be annoyed.
 
6:35 PM
@percusse :D
 
It's just what it is.
 
@percusse Indeed.
 
@percusse Is disp([num2str(NaN(1,10)) ' Batman']) too easy?
 
@TorbjørnT. No not at all. I stopped using that array generation due to some terrible experience :) Clever solution anyway.
I don't trust the machine so I'm deliberately multiplying things with Inf to get a NaN heh. In some occasions it passed the number tests as being a string so I'm over-cautious.
 
6:52 PM
@percusse Thanks. I haven't used Matlab enough to have had many terrible experiences, I think.
 
@TorbjørnT. You can see one above :)
 
7:03 PM
This ad is so cool!
 
 
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8:12 PM
Hi, anyone here with experience in repairing HP printers? I'm trying to replace the PCA controller in a Laserjet 4000 and can't figure out from the service manual what is the minimal amount of things I need to take apart to get to it.
 
8:36 PM
@StephanLehmke perhaps it seemed like a good idea in 1995?
 
@DavidCarlisle :-)
 
9:18 PM
Anyone here from Germany (able to work in Dortmund/Leverkusen/Cologne) with deep knowledge of J2EE / JavaScript and looking for a job?
 
@egreg Oops that's subject to charge. Should I get my message zapped?
 
@StephanLehmke Why? But I don't think this is the right place for such queries. :)
 
@PauloCereda @StefanKottwitz Is there any planned schedule to update the texdoc server? Some of the package links are pointing to older versions. I guess it's because the distro on the server is still not updated.
 
@egreg Being interested in TeX is a sign of excellence ;-)
 
9:29 PM
@StephanLehmke You are describing Paulo no? :)
Just clone him.
 
@percusse Maybe you could provide some kind of robo-clone equipment with an uplink to Sao Paulo?
He's awake 24h anyway ;-)
 
@StephanLehmke :-) Well, the clone would be awake too. But then he can run the chat bot safely.
 
 
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10:46 PM
ah l'amour
 
11:17 PM
@percusse woohoo attack of the clones. :)
 
@JosephWright Are you around?
 
11:34 PM
For those with perl-fu, see this:
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Q: Update bounding box in one EPS with values from another EPS

WernerI create a large number of images in LaTeX (mostly pstricks). Some of these images form part of a sequence showing the progression of some algorithm. The progression adds or removes content from the image, which effectively influences the image size, and consequently also the bounding box that su...

This originated from this chat with David.
Sorry @DavidCarlisle, TeXnicCentre requires something a little more self-contained, rather than a nifty grep/sed combination. Hence my request for a perl script...
 
11:49 PM
@Werner You want me to write a Java code?
 
@PauloCereda I can only speak for myself, but perhaps this is also right for the others right before me: I already have upvoted some days ago, but added an answer today.
 
@Werner can't you give it a shell script/bat file with any combination of commandline?
 
@percusse I updated to TL 2012. Which package for example?
 
Ooh, hello @StefanKottwitz: I waited for an moderator: I want you to immediately reopen tex.stackexchange.com/questions/87075/… after I made the last close vote. Cf. comment of mine and of Christian. As I made the edit, there were 2 close votes – now there are 4, what means, that 2 people can’t read correctly.
 
@Speravir NARQ may be invalid, but it looks like a duplicate
@Speravir many times there's just a clash because of the same macro name. And \ifpdf is very common, we had it here
 
11:57 PM
@StefanKottwitz Oops. But the close votes are for NARQ … and now?
 
@Speravir perhaps not for the same class, but with the same reason and similar fixes
 
@StefanKottwitz And BTW it seems to be a bug in this class, what usually makes it TL. Or not?
 
@Speravir I still can change that to a dupe closing, if we would find a good original
(which was linked)
 

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