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11:01 AM
There was a point in my life at which my style was recognizable after one word.
No exaggeration.
 
Whaet!?
 
So it looks like nohat did fail to take the MultiCollider by storm. A pity.
 
But mine is recognizable after two words. Because I like "shrugged" perhaps?
Commutes. Laytah!
 
@KitFox "[Noun/pronoun] [verb]".
Jenny shrugged off. He blahed. John blubbed. They gadoodled.
Where the noun/pronoun in question is the protagonist, that is.
 
@RegDwighт But not entirely.
 
11:06 AM
Obviously "It was a rainy day" is a pronoun + verb, too, but you don't use that.
You'd rather start with "Jenny sighed. It was a rainy day."
 
Once upon a rainy day. . .
 
@tchrist I'm just saying 15 != 115.
 
How would you like this to greet you at an airport?
Pity the little children.
 
But where's the ring?
 
11:35 AM
So I've got 12.8% of the first 2000 words on the 100k list together. More than I expected. But also less.
 
@RegDwighт Tru dat. I am a noun-verber for sure.
I like to think it's Hemingway-esque.
 
F'x
@KitFox writers is not yet graduated… only graduated sites can host community ads
 
@F'x Oh right. I knew that.
 
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Q: Are synonyms always bidirectional?

MattDaveyBy bidirectional I mean, if word A is synonymous with word B, does it follow that word B is always synonymous with word A? Are there any common exceptions to this rule? Extending this - if word A is synonymous with word B, and word B is synonymous with word C, word C may or may not be synonymous...

I swear I've seen this before.
I could also swear it was pointless back then, and is still pointless now.
 
I was going to swear that was a hot-chicks-with-douchebag pic, but then I thought it might be one of @Matt's socks.
And I don't think he's a douchebag.
 
11:49 AM
There he is.
 
I don't have socks, bar the ones on my feet
 
Hard to tell who he is, with the sock on. Pull it off of him!
 
OMG! He's an orc!
 
Orcs in socks.
 
@tchrist I pronounce Mary like I pronounce hairy, and I took the IPA from hairy and added it to /'m/
I am an orc
 
11:51 AM
That's not helping. For all we know, you pronounce "hairy" as "hurry".
 
later I will do a recording.
then you will understand
 
I'll give you my fern number.
 
although I'm not sure of the schwa, myself, that's just what the OED told me
 
Orchestral Endeavours in the Dark?
 
@KitFox That's very kind of you to say!
I like your story, the little girl is a sweetheart
@RegDwighт Ostrich Entrails Divination
Do you think this is the Venn diagram that Bill Franke meant?
 
11:56 AM
I've no idea why he didn't just embed the one he meant.
 
indeed
 
What the hell is foursquare anyway?
 
I'm not sure. I think you can tell people you're eating and tag it with your location?
 
This is literally the first time I hear the name.
 
sounds wholly unappetising
> Foursquare is a free app that helps you and your friends make the most of where you are. When you're out and about, use Foursquare to share and save the places you visit. And, when you're looking for inspiration for what to do next, we'll give you personalized recommendations and deals based on where you, your friends, and people with your tastes have been.
 
12:03 PM
"Foursquare is a free app that helps you and your friends make the most of where you are."
"Foursquare is a free app that helps us fill this sentence with meaningless words in no particular order."
 
it seems to be an homogenising tool
I find it difficult to say "a homogenising"
but I also find I dislike the sound of "an homogenising"
stupid upbringing
 
Ach, I can't remember how to remove background noise in Audacity. Anybody know?
 
the only way I've done it is unsuccessfully, by highlighting noise and telling audacity to zero the stuff like that
If I had it here I'd know the menu command
 
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Q: Word order "this is not so"

Bram VanroyI am not a native speaker of English, but I study English and Dutch. I wrote down the following sentence: ... but this is not for everyone so. I realise that this might be translated to literally from Dutch: ... maar dit is niet voor iedereen zo. But, the thing is: in Dutch you can ch...

Do we want this?
 
ELL wants it.
 
12:08 PM
ELL wants it bad.
 
Well ain't that quite a career. From Linguistics straight to ELL. Do not pass ELU, do not collect 2000.
 
hmmm, if there were someone with something more interesting to say than ""it is not so" is a fixed phrase"
"it is not for everyone so" is clumsy, but understandable. I wouldn't recommend it.
 
"It ain't so" is also a possibility
 
You still wouldn't say "It ain't for everyone so"
 
12:11 PM
You would in German.
 
indeed
 
Stupid Dutch keeps copying Deutsch.
 
Stupid can't make a clean recording of "merry, marry, Mary."
 
can you put a cardboard box over your head?
 
Along came merry, marry Mary.
 
12:14 PM
Along cam Merry and Pip, Sam and Mary, who were to marry. Apparently Rosie had been a balrog in disguise.
 
So the consensus was "No thanks for the question"?
 
it's easy pickings for someone, but I'm not sure
it's pretty basic
I've answered easier questions
TIL fairy used to be a collective noun for fays
 
Furry.
The furry is in a hairy.
 
@MattЭллен does that include Fay Wrays?
 
12:25 PM
Yes.
 
but not x-rays
 
Try that.
I'm not sure if I uploaded it correctly.
 
did you put your head in a cardboard box?
 
I selected the correct input device.
 
12:26 PM
ah! that is tricky. I had that problem the other day when I'd selected the mic on my webcam by mistake
 
Wurks.
 
@MattЭллен Funny the similarity.
 
Nau aye hev tu record it uiv havy rashan akzent.
 
So now you know what my marys sound like.
 
12:29 PM
I will listen when I'm home.
 
@RegDwighт Yes! Yes!
@MattЭллен So you expect me to leave it up!? sighs
 
well, of course! I expect you to post it as a comment on nohat's question :D
 
I have no idea what the implications of leaving a dropbox link up are.
 
probably nothing untoward
 
How vulnerable does that make me?
 
12:31 PM
not very
 
Mmm, OK then.
Except people will know what I sound like, which is almost like knowing what I look like.
 
dropbox is centralised, not based on your computer, so they can't hack you. I don't think any identity stuff is available from the file
 
Except for the voice, of course.
 
well, yes, except for that
 
And the fingerprints she left on the record button.
 
12:32 PM
so, they could determine the volume of your head
 
And they could divine that I have a slight cold.
 
Oh?
 
And my office is underneath the elevator vents.
 
I don't think they would.
That's what Americans always sound like.
 
Bloody hell.
 
12:33 PM
:D
 
Well my lousy attempt at storming the multicollider has pathetically failed.
I knew there was a reason I wasn't in the asking business anymore.
 
Where? What now? I can help!
 
Nah, too late.
 
I will ask a question and see how that goes (later)
 
2 hours ago, by RegDwighт
I have posted a question.
 
12:35 PM
Oh there's your question.
 
That was right after you said Halloooo.
 
I looked for it when you posted that, and didn't see it.
I figured I must have lost my mind.
 
I should have switched off the FSB mode.
I always forget to do that.
 
What's FSB mode?
 
The Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation (FSB) (; Federal'naya sluzhba bezopasnosti Rossiyskoy Federatsii) is the main domestic security agency of the Russian Federation and the main successor agency of the Soviet Committee of State Security (KGB). Its main responsibilities are counter-intelligence, internal and border security, counter-terrorism, and surveillance. Its headquarters are on Lubyanka Square, downtown Moscow. The direct predecessor of the FSB was the Federal Counterintelligence Service (FSK). On 3 April 1995, President Boris Yeltsin signed a law ordering a reorg...
What normal people like to call KGB.
 
12:37 PM
@RegDwighт I remember reading that and thinking you were talking about Kit's story
 
@RegDwighт Oh, right. Yeah.
It didn't show up until an hour later.
If the timestamps are to be believed.
So you don't want it multicollidered?
 
I was joking on that part. I don't think it's got what it takes.
Mine are slowburners.
It will have 20 upvotes by the end of 2014, come Maya or high water.
 
Yours are posed well enough that they give us pause.
I can't just jump in, for instance, because I am pretty sure I don't know the answer.
 
time for music. I must chrome flute.
 
Neither do I. As I said, that's an actual question I have. Because I used "no other reason that" on our meta earlier today and it got me thinking.
Except this time I didn't dump it in chat, as I would normally do.
 
12:48 PM
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Q: "For no other reason than" vs. "for no other reason that" vs. "for no other reason than that"

RegDwighтI am looking for a comprehensive analysis of these three constructions: ... for no other reason than X. ... for no other reason that X. ... for no other reason than that X. Which is used when? Is this a question of register, dialect, style? How does the usage depend on what X is? ...

There. I did it for you.
 
Now this is awkward. My office colleague was singing that exact line of Brian Adams' when you said that.
 
That would be funny if you had gotten the lyric right.
 
He. Not me.
He actually sang "everywhere I go I do it for you".
He couldn't quite recollect the lyrics.
And now the phone rings, and he picks up, and in that very second the O-Zone song he has playing on his Mac has the singer say "Hallo".
And now everyone is giggling like girls of various sizes.
 
rofl
 
This one.
 
12:55 PM
Ha. I'd actually guessed that and was just starting to listen to it.
These guys are probably the worst dancers I have ever seen.
 
Good morning
Did you see what Apple wrote in the ads they were forced to put in UK papers?
The court ordered them to write an ad that said that Samsung didn't copy their products.
> "So while the U.K. court did not find Samsung guilty of infringement, other courts have recognized that in the course of creating its Galaxy tablet, Samsung willfully copied Apple's far more popular iPad."
 
Bunch of bastards.
@RegDwighт What language is that? Moldovan?
 
Yes. Aka Romanian.
@jsbձոգչ should be able to translate in real time.
 
Not bad for pop music. Too bad about the dancing. And the relatively not very cuteness and really very gayness of the boys.
 
Well my office colleague is gay, so that's not a hindrance.
 
1:04 PM
It is disappointing that they are not more stereotypically gay, actually. They seem much more like regular people and not so much like pop stars.
Hey, have you seen Norwegian Ninja?
 
The "True" story?
 
Yes.
 
I love this bit of review from imdb
> The short running time will be a relief to almost everybody
 
5.1. Hm.
That used to be a stellar score back in the day.
 
when the scale was out of 6?
or 5?
 
1:14 PM
If you liked Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, I think you'd like this one.
 
I haven't seen that either.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 it was out of ten, but everyone used it as if it were out of 6, yes.
 
Wahoo! I fit a younger demographic in my liking of the movie!
 
Jun 5 at 14:07, by RegDwight ΒВBẞ8
I still remember the times when IMDb was a really nice, really tough crowd. 6.0 was reserved for truly excellent movies.
Jun 5 at 14:07, by RegDwight ΒВBẞ8
Nowadays any movie with JLo in it gets a 7.0.
 
I never really pay attention to the ratings on imdb
 
1:16 PM
And I'm being unnecessarily snarky to Ms Lopez there. She does have a decent movie and a half. Unlike so many others.
 
She was in U-Turn, right? I liked that movie. Not so much because of her though.
 
U-Turn and The Cell.
In U-Turn she even had a boob shot.
 
Really? I can't believe I don't remember that part.
 
Yeah I don't remember that either.
 
Probably my brain shut down because of the sweaty Kris Kristofferson.
 
1:18 PM
I mean, there were sex scenes
 
U-Turn has that peculiar style Oliver Stone went on to use in Natural Born Killers and Any Given Sunday.
 
hm, that's probably nsfw
 
Can't check it out myself, my Flash keeps crashing ever since some stupid update.
 
I don't see any boob in that.
 
It's JLo. You do have to look hard.
But anyway, my Flash is breaked so I dunno.
 
1:25 PM
Wait, when we're talking about sex, what is it we're really talking about?
Oh. asked and answered. Flash break downs.
 
I'm pretty sure it was in a rape scene with Nick Nolte.
 
I thought it was Kris Kristofferson in that movie. Weird.
I think I would have blocked out Nick Nolte too though.
I remembered J Lo as Salma Hayek too. So. Yeah.
 
Perhaps you just saw a different movie.
Ben Hur?
 
No. I remembered Sean Penn and the red car.
 
Well. These are in Ben Hur as well. Twice.
Just because you don't remember doesn't mean they weren't.
 
1:30 PM
True.
But I can look that shit up.
 
Like you look up boobs? That's aiming for moderate success at best.
 
OK, that's a little odd. I just got 5 direct hits from Moldova on my personal blog.
Who do I know in Moldova? Maybe O-Zone is excited that I looked at their video?
 
I hear Baader-Meinhof is a popular name in Moldova.
 
I had to look that up. Now I'm sure I'm going to hear about it again soon.
 
He might also be looking for the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon, not being able to track it down because Wikipedia no longer has an article on that term. — RegDwighт Nov 23 '10 at 9:50
 
1:42 PM
sighs Either the first pages of what I write are not very interesting, or people don't understand that they should click the "Next page" link to read more of the story.
 
@RegDwighт The reason given [for deletion] was "Article is created by Zionist cabal to trick Americans into complacency. Also it's a non-notable neologism.."
I like how the 'non-notable neologism' is an afterthought.
@KitFox That's why I don't believe in next pages. I want things like Project Gutenberg, the entire text on one (web) page.
 
@Mitch oh right. I forgot about that bit.
As Lermontov once put it, "This would be funny, if only if it weren't so sad".
 
@Mitch I just can't stand it. Some of my stories are 7,500 or so words.
 
@Reg Please protect The Three Maries.
It will save you work in the long run. :(
 
1:57 PM
I was about to do that, but I do kind of want to see it bumped to the front page some more.
 
Yeah, ok.
 
As long as we deal with the morons in a timely manner.
 
I can't believe I have to wait another hour for lunch. I am so hungry.
 
Why wait? Eat when you’re hungry. If you starve to death first, eating just isn’t as much fun.
 
I am exceptionally hungry today as well. And I've been munching all day long.
Warum werde ich nicht satt?
 
1:59 PM
And this morning, I have five new inches of snow to traipse through, over yesterday’s three or four. I think I shan’t be leaving my burrow.
 
@RegDwighт Pretty weird.
 
Snow, huh.
We've been having 20+ degrees Centigrade the whole week.
 
That was Monday and Tuesday.
I showed you the pic.
 
Some anomaly, a low-pressure area that brought warm air and sunshine and stood forever.
 
2:01 PM
We had 20+C yesterday too. It was awesome. Also the only day this week that it hasn't been 10 and raining.
 
Precipitation is such a weird word.
 
That’s current.
 
I tried to find a weather front map for Europe for last week, in vain. One would think past weather would be exceptionally easy to find.
 
You can see how it likes to snow at night. But yesterday never even hit 32 during the day.
 
@KitFox make sure you end a page in the middle of a sentence, that way they'll look for the 'next' button. Unless you're like me and forget to
 
2:05 PM
I can have a map for five days from now, but not one from five days in the past.
 
@RegDwighт It only makes sense, that particular phrasing, when you're talking about planets around other stars that are so close that the molten rock evaporates on the hot side then coalesces and falls on the cooler side as rock-rain.
 
@Mitch no wonder the chance is mostly 0%.
 
I guess snow is precipitation though. They get paid by the letter not by the word.
 
@Mitch That's called the lava-cycle. It's the cycle of life! for rock-based life-forms.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 raining cats and dogs is -good- weather.
 
2:07 PM
@RegDwighт Oh, you don’t know the trick then.
In English, we call this foresight.
 
@tchrist I never use weather sites. Ever. At all. Not once.
 
Mmm, something smells like bean burritos. I think I want that for lunch.
 
No precog for you.
 
@RegDwighт nobody cares about checking up on them. I want to see if their predictions actually work out the way they say.
 
I only started caring about weather in the last couple months, somewhat, what with the tomatoes and dill.
 
2:08 PM
@KitFox Perhaps someone left the bathroom door ajar.
 
@KitFox they all sound the same!!
 
There’s something about being under an eight-inch blanket that puts the kabash on my squash.
 
@MattЭллен Do they? I rather thought so.
I think I could make them different if I really tried.
 
@KitFox I was going to put mine on tumblr, but tumblr is down :(
 
I rescued them before it fell, though.
 
2:09 PM
I can heard my Aussie friend's pronunciation of "marry" quite clearly.
@MattЭллен Wha—? Oh noes!!
 
Murry.
 
Maerry.
 
Roit, might.
 
@RegDwighт I listen religiously to the weather every morning. Then I wear what I wear, go outside, and find out 'shit, it's raining'.
 
2:12 PM
envisions what a religious weather forecast would be like
 
@MattЭллен They sound the same for me too. Those words are all homophones to/for me
 
@Mitch I never carry an umbrella. Actually, worse: I always have an umbrella in my rucksack, but never use it.
If the rain is not strong, it's not worth the effort. And when the rain is strong, there's usually also lots of wind and the umbrella is all but useless.
 
@RegDwighт If you didn't have the umbrella, it would rain, a lot, all the time.
 
No day without a good deed.
 
enjoys the though of Reg with a rucksack
 
2:14 PM
@RegDwighт Can't you tip your umbrella into the wind, to block the rain at an angle?
 
Umbrellas are stupid.
3
 
@tchrist bears will eat your offspring from 8 a.m. to 12 p.m.
 
Umbrellas are good for picking up chicks.
 
It was raining hard the other day, and I was so happy to have a proper raincoat on.
 
2:15 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 the wind keeps turning it inside out. Or even breaking the spikes.
 
An exactly no one was wearing an umbrella.
 
I like the idea of umbrella, but in practice I always find them unwieldy and dangerous to others
 
@RegDwighт Hm, your wind must typically be stronger than mine. Or your umbrellas cheaper.
 
In fact, I rather wished I’d had rainpants and gators on, too.
 
@MattЭллен yeah that too. Stupid people stupid can't stupid use stupid umbrellas.
 
2:16 PM
"Hey, there, you looking like you're getting all wet. Want to share my umbrella?"
 
Darwin would not be pleased.
 
@KitFox Followed up with "Let's get you out of these wet clothes"
 
The only type the seem remotely useful are the type that little girls have that come down to their shoulders, so they can't billow out easily
 
My umbrella is my Tilley hat. It's wide enough that it keeps the rain off my face. That's good enough for me, to get from the bus to the workplace.
 
I always dreamt of wearing a hat.
 
2:18 PM
like this:
 
@RegDwighт That would be a nightcap if you wore it to bed.
 
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Q: Why is it valid that one person can close a question as too localized?

cevingFirst I would like to know why it is possible to close a question as "too localized" at all? Is it not enough that the question does not get an answer? Why is it necessary to close it? Every closed question is an act of censorship! Personally I really prefer junk to censorship. To broaden the qu...

Oh my. I have summoned the wrath of Khan.
 
From the depths of Hell he stabs at thee.
 
@Cerberus 27.7!
 
2:22 PM
@MattЭллен I've wanted an umbrella like that for years.
 
They sell them, apparently!
 
@Mitch See the Ballad of Shameless Enjambment for a didactic moment on all that. — tchrist 3 mins ago
 
@MattЭллен maybe in jolly old England.
brb bagel
 
now I get it. when I first read it, I didn't know what you were talking about because I pronounced them 'correctly' in my head (without the 't's)
 
@cornbreadninja :D perhaps. I've not seen them in shops. only owned by other people or online.
 
2:24 PM
@Mitch The enjambments gardenpath you into saying the silent t’s.
 
@MattЭллен your dropbox link doesn't work for me
 
oh
nor me :(
 
So does “they oft would soft-”, since it entices you with phantom internal rhyme.
 
what's going on...
the internet is braking before my fingertips
 
2:27 PM
@tchrist oh, and "You must be confuising this with kibosh, which is in the dictionary with the meaning to put an end to something." — Urban Dictionary.
 
@RegDwighт That wouldn’t rhyme with squash, now would it?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I guess the world will be denied my voice until tumblr is back. hohum.
 
Silly mergers.
 
@tchrist kibosh wouldn't rhyme with squash? What? Have you fallen victim to the kibosh–merry merger?
 
@tchrist Do "kabash" and "squash" rhyme for you?
Because they don't for me, while "kibosh" does.
@RegDwighт or the boat-cheese merger
 
2:30 PM
I am genuinely interested, though. Which is why I brought it up in the first place. How you get from kibosh to kabash.
 
@RegDwighт The Urban Dictionary seems to suggest that people use "kabash" in place of "kibosh"
Unless tchrist made up all three of those entries.
 
@tchrist Right, but due to my superior excellence (Not your everyday awesome ness), I didn't fall into your insidious garden trap.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 he makes up more on a good day.
 
All part of his insidious plan
 
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Q: How to know when to use someone or anyone?

Chibueze OpataI am trying to write a grammar rule that will be able to identify which is correct when using someone or anyone, and I got confused. I couldn't find any clear way to do this. For instance, Anyone can do it, is totally different from Someone can do it, but since both are pronouns referring to unk...

This must be a dupe. But I can't find it.
I've spent the last four minutes searching.
I even created a tag in the process.
 
2:32 PM
@tchrist yeah, that takes actually reading closely and being swayed by subtleties of which I am not only unconscious but totally oblivious... of and to.
 
@RegDwighт the tag!
 
Wow, @Matt, your voice is deeper than I imagined.
You'd make a good book reader.
 
did you download it?
 
I did.
 
excellent! me and Mr S are having troubles
 
2:37 PM
I thought your Mary & Merry were the same, but "marry" sounded a little flatter to me.
 
@KitFox that funny as your voice was higher than I expected!
 
I am rather girlie, I guess.
 
@RegDwighт Kabash like squash has /ɑ/, wheras kibosh like wash has /ɔ/. Those are utterly different phonemes to me. I suppose you could put an /æ/ in kabash as though one were bashing someone, but I do not do that.
 
@RegDwighт Maybe it's not about language. Maybe they just want to know when it's appropriate to use people.
 
What about the first syllable? A schwa?
@Robusto for millenia people have been using people without asking first.
 
2:39 PM
Generally, sure. Certainly reduced. Kabash starts with a schwa. Kibosh may start with the roses vowel instead of the Rosa's one.
 
I see.
 
But that is nearly the only minimal pair for those, so I think you could just call it a schwa in either case and be fine almost always.
 
I had to laugh at your Joseph, @Matt.
 
orly? :D why's that?
 
I dunno, but it's a good thing it's not Johnson.
 
2:42 PM
Maybe those who put /æ/ in kabab would put one in kabash. I don't know. They always sound like silly willies to me.
 
It's a very charmingly British "Joseph."
 
thanks!
 
Jozif.
With a long J.
 
Oh dear.
 
2:45 PM
I think I was expecting your voice to be more country-like @Kit, not necessarily deeper. You sound not posh exactly, but less rough and ready than I imagine you to be.
 
laughs heartily
 
@KitFox J's can be long?
 
Johnsons can.
 
What kind of j's are we talking about? :)
jinx
 
I'm sorry to spill the beans to you.
 
2:46 PM
Lay off the burritos.
 
I searched for J Coke, now I wish I didn't.
It only shows me pix of one J Cole, who looks very annoyed by my finding him in every single picture.
Wevs, here comes your Johnson coke.
Though I'm not sure where in that picture a Johnson is Shawn.
 
No Shawning your Johnnson in this chat.
 
Yeah, Simon Pegg has a copyright on that.
 

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