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1. It pisses everyone around you off
2. Cancer
3. Cancer for your friends
4. The bloody smell!
5. It's an addiction.
 
Those are the normal reasons
 
What good reasons to smoke?
 
Probably very few, and not accepted by general public
 
5:06 PM
@Seth what's that all about ?
 
@Serg Maybe read it :p
the membership board is the people that review ubuntu membership applications
you get a 2 year term.
 
@jokerdino no good reason ... but some enjoy it just like drinking a glass of wine ... Hi ! :)
 
Welp , that's not for me then. I am not even an ubuntu member
 
Hi @Seth ! :)
 
hi
@Serg but maybe you know someone else to nominate ;)
They need people.
 
5:09 PM
I only know Nathan who's Ubuntu member. That's it
 
oh?
 
@Serg sorry? >:)
 
(I heard my name. That's all I know.)
 
does Nathan know?
 
5:11 PM
@Rinzwind for what ?
 
@Serg you know more ubuntu members :=)
 
@Rinzwind you too ? I didn't know you were one
 
not me >:-)
 
user136984
VTC this EOL question.
 
Hi @jokerdino ! (again) :) Hi Rinzy ! :)
 
5:12 PM
hiya
 
@Serg see latest members > launchpad.net/~ubuntumembers
boxy!
 
@cl-netbox that's a fair reason
 
@Serg me, Nathan, jokerdino, Rinzwind, Oli, fossfreedom, James, Stefano, Marco, Jorge... :P
 
Rinz I am not sure but the rest of them sounds about right.
 
I do remember seeing that fossy was applying
 
5:15 PM
and definitely a lot more people who are active here.
 
didn't know he got it
 
does that mean you get paid for providing customer service for ubuntu here on AU?
 
nope
 
@edwinksl where do I sign up?
 
ubuntu membership has perks, but no paycheck
 
5:16 PM
:(
 
oh I guess Rinzwind isn't a member. I thought he was. You need to work on that @Rinzwind :P
 
na I do nothing else than AU
 
With almost 3,000 answers I don't think anyone cares.
 
130k O.O, pretty sure the sum of us all here in chat except rinzy still doesn't exceed 130k
 
yeah, if there was a dedicated avenue for AU contribution, you would be in already.
 
5:19 PM
who has 3k answers? >:)
 
@edwinksl Oli
 
oh nice i didn't see his avatar :P
rinzwind's arch nemesis
 
but if you ignore everyone whose rep is more than him, he will be the highest.
 
:D
fossy has been slacking
 
Rinz already has 2nd place.
 
5:20 PM
I am 1st in the non-mod category
 
inb4 Rinz becomes mod.
 
this 1/2 year I am +3.4k on Oli
36k/2 = 18k/3.4k =
5 years before I catch him :+
 
@jokerdino Rinzwind is too smart for that :P
 
@jokerdino mod is not for me. :P
noob of the day found >:-)
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Q: How to split a file up into many smaller files and then reconstruct them?

Paranoid PandaI need to upload a file which is about a GB to an online server to get to a friend. Now there seems to be a problem with my internet connection because if I try to upload a file more than 20MB then it just stops uploading and won't start again for some reason. So I would like an application or s...

 
@terdon Yes? (Says the one replying to ancient pings...) :P
 
5:26 PM
@Rinzwind We all need to answer with the most convoluted solutions possible.
GO!
 
Hey ... what do I see ? my good friend Fabby ! Good evening @Fabby ! :)
 
@KazWolfe too freaking hot here to do anything but lay back
igores fabby
 
Mr. Vorlon is back !!!
 
@Fabby He admits it!
 
Can somebody explain to this guy askubuntu.com/q/800520/295286 that you can't ping virtual machine's IP , because router doesn't know about it ?
 
user136984
5:28 PM
It's too hot here!
 
@Zacharee1 commented >:)
 
that was evil
 
we should be a dating service
 
5:31 PM
we'd have to kick you out
 
@Zacharee1 b-b-b-but my chances!
 
what chances
 
@Rinzwind @jokerdino OK , so your opinion guys : am I worthy of Ubuntu membership yet ?
 
@KazWolfe I call dibs on all women.
 
@Zacharee1 I knew you would catch it! :P
 
5:32 PM
:p
 
@Rinzwind are there any women in this chat?
 
Zanna, onebree
 
plus rinzwind's messy seconds are still better than my current pickings.
 
@KazWolfe yes
 
used to be Heather :/
@KazWolfe ...
 
5:33 PM
what? i never get out for reasons.
 
user136984
Not only am I slow when it's hot! But so is my computer and the fan still doesn't work due to chocolate cake!
 
gonna take another shower. :P
 
@mods, we need to make @Rinzwind a room owner.
 
35 degrees and sun is pointing straigh at me :P
bbl
 
user136984
I think I might take a cold shower... It's 36 degrees where I am...
 
5:35 PM
@ParanoidPanda you live near me it seems :+)
 
28 here
 
28°C or 31°C, depending on which thermometer I look at...
 
clearing messages, ignore this post
 
USE FREEDOM UNITS
@serg just click on the (1).
 
Actually it's really comfortable out here in the garden in the shadow :)
 
5:36 PM
@KazWolfe its was 20
 
Also, does anyone know how to pull a chat account for a user, if you have their parent account?
 
I have a user. I want to pull their chat user.
 
Search by uid
 
user != chat user ???
Huh?
I don't get it....
 
5:38 PM
the network profile uid?
 
@Serg just refresh
 
@Serg why do you ask me? I am not the best person to ask that question.
 
@ByteCommander How do I get from here to here?
 
@jokerdino you're a mod + Ubuntu member + you guys know me for some time already, so you probably can see better
 
5:39 PM
@KazWolfe ask a mod.
 
@jokerdino i just can't do it? that's weird...
 
@Zacharee1 too lazy to refresh. and it's faster to post
 
@KazWolfe I have no idea... :-/
On SO and MSE chat rooms it's the same ID as on the parent site. But for SE....
 
stackexchange is really weird sometimes
 
5:43 PM
$ ping -c 4 8.8.8.8  | awk '{gsub(/8.8.8.8./,"MOD");print $0}'
PING MOD(MOD 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from MOD icmp_seq=1 ttl=59 time=41.6 ms
64 bytes from MOD icmp_seq=2 ttl=59 time=42.1 ms
64 bytes from MOD icmp_seq=3 ttl=59 time=41.6 ms
64 bytes from MOD icmp_seq=4 ttl=59 time=41.5 ms

--- MODping statistics ---
4 packets transmitted, 4 received, 0% packet loss, time 3004ms
rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 41.510/41.741/42.133/0.310 ms
 
@KazWolfe ask a mod and they may tell you
 
@jokerdino it's not that important
 
in that case, the mod will tell you off
 
@Serg ping -c4 8.8.8.8 | sed 's/8\.8\.8\.8/MOD/' is more correct.
 
@jokerdino that's why I'm not asking :P
 
5:46 PM
@ByteCommander shrug its close enough ,
 
@KazWolfe it's not available to plebs
 
@jokerdino one day...
 
One more upgoat and I am 200 today . . . quick, I need to find a scripting question
 
> The suspension period ends in 59 minutes.
 
Who got suspended ?
 
5:49 PM
Phhh... I'm only on 50 points today.
Panda's arch-enemy.
 
user136984
Yes, he hates arches. :P
 
can we please close-goat this one askubuntu.com/q/800516/295286
 
> Last seen 27 mins ago
 
which also reminds me, the script for the dupe is still not working . . . .need to get back to it
O_o
 
@ByteCommander that's 50 more than in my case ! :D Hi and good evening ! :)
 
5:51 PM
@Serg fired the final goat on it
Boxy! :D
 
I have more badges but less rep on Arqade compared to AU.
neat
 
user136984
@ByteCommander @Zacharee1: By the way, if the ducky guy is going by his old (one year ago, so may have changed) routines then he will be signing off around the time his suspension ends so if we do see him, it's more likely to be tomorrow, if he's still following his old routine.
 
Phh. 50% of all questions on Arqade's front page are about Pokémon GO.
 
@ParanoidPanda I'm not allowed to talk about this
 
@ByteCommander that's why i'm missing about 3-4k rep there
stupid rep cap
 
5:54 PM
I don't understand why people are so mad about that.
(pokemon go I mean)
 
in what way?
 
it's fun but the rep cap is stoopid
 
user136984
@Zacharee1: Really? Why not?
 
I'm not going to say anything
 
Everybody needs it and runs around with their phones aimlessly to catch some virtual monsters while broadcasting their GPS tracking data to god knows whom
 
user136984
5:55 PM
Ok
 
@ByteCommander Google, basically
 
user136984
@ByteCommander: Armed robbers (if you read the news).
 
Why on earth does doing some action in python Gdk require taking active window twice ? O_o
 
@KazWolfe no
 
@Zacharee1 Well, Niantic.
 
5:56 PM
You heard the news that two teenies almost got shot because they sat in their cars late at night looking for pokemons and a man thought they were burglars?
 
They're weird.
 
@KazWolfe which is no longer Google
@ByteCommander lol
 
Niantic is still weird.
our friend is waiting his suspension out.
interesting.
 
user136984
@ByteCommander: Did you hear about the teenagers who got lost in a network of caves looking for them? Luckily they found a phone signal in one of the caves, but otherwise they would be dead.
 
user136984
Someone also found a dead body under water looking for them.
 
5:58 PM
@ParanoidPanda that's their fault. they don't spawn in caves.
 
user136984
It's even been in the news that someone dialled 999 to report a "theft" of a very rare Pokemon.
 
user136984
I mean, seriously? What an idiot...
 
in Python on Stack Overflow Chat, Jul 15 at 16:39, by davidism
Our office is full of Ekans in Pokemon Go, and everyone's blaming me for using Python.
@Zacharee1 xDDD
 
user136984
@Zacharee1: I can't view images unless they are uploaded through i.stack.imgur.com, god, I spend my whole life telling people this! :D
 
6:00 PM
I thought you agreed to allow normal Imgur @ParanoidPanda
 
@ParanoidPanda Why does stupid you not simply enable i.imgur.com as well? Or simply all images? :P
 
That image is in regards to Pokémon Go
 
user136984
Nope, imgur is a big source for viruses.
 
what?
 
user136984
I've had too many nasty experiences with malicious images.
 
6:01 PM
@ParanoidPanda big source for spambots, but I've never come across a virus yet
 
@ParanoidPanda wat
 
What are you doing that you have these experiences?
 
user136984
I just had a look through some images and then found malicious scripts in my cache. Vulnerabilities being exploited.
 
@jokerdino can you delete my two image messages? I'm going to reupload through stack
 
6:02 PM
@ParanoidPanda and why should i.stack.imgur.com be more safe?
 
If you stop visiting certain websites, maybe you will not come in contact with malicious images and viruses.
@Zacharee1 no
 
why
 
user136984
@ByteCommander: It's not, just if I block that too then I won't be able to use this site very well.
 
user136984
@jokerdino: "Certain websites"?
 
Sigh...
 
6:04 PM
 
So if you allow one, why not the other?
 
There you go Panda
 
user136984
@ByteCommander: I only allow the essential ones.
 
And especially if you so insist in blocking them, don't annoy others with it... :-/
 
I am thoroughly confused by Gdk
 
user136984
6:05 PM
It's the best I can do without completely destroying usability.
 
You're already destroying it.
 
Weren't you the person who deduced that if there were procedures to report malwares in universe, then there must already be some in universe repo?
 
I never had a virus yet, except the one in our school network, but that one never got past my USB stick.
 
*sits here collecting viruses*
 
@KazWolfe cough cough cough
 
6:08 PM
guys, can't I use regular expressions with tar?
like
tar -cf FILE.tar '^RegularExp*'?
 
@ParanoidPanda How is this possible ? :D
 
user136984
@jokerdino: Well, they don't actually run any checks on what goes in there so it is possible. You should be careful in there as with any app store and I have found dodgy looking stuff in there, like there was one which serves malware to visitors of its website and is largely blacklisted.
 
Try getting a package into the repo and come back to me.
 
user136984
@cl-netbox: Well, you just look through enough Imgur images and you'll find some which exploit vulnerabilities in your browser. In fact I think that someone should set up an automated system to do this and report vulnerabilities.
 
Serg
 
6:13 PM
what ?
 
user136984
@jokerdino: It's hard because you have to comply to Debian standards and everything, but I've never heard of any actual security related checks.
 
@Serg scriptz
 
@Zacharee1 where ?
 
user136984
Like nobody actually checks the code or the compiled version, do they?
 
up
 
6:14 PM
@Zacharee1 you mean @IanC 's question about tar ?
 
@ParanoidPanda lol
 
@Serg no, reporting vulns found with images
 
Ooooh
 
I can get the script to work using the bash expansion, but I thought the regexp should work with tar
anything wrong with '^PREFIX*'?
 
@IanC I personally would approach this with find command , it supports better regex than shell
 
6:15 PM
Yay, Powerwolf's "Saturday Satan" on the radio! \m/ (^_^) \m/
 
@ParanoidPanda what else do you think the people do who sponsor the package?
 
@Serg like
tar -cf FILE.tar $(find '^PREFIX*')
?
 
if someone != you:
    pass
@ParanoidPanda ^
 
The level of risk coming from installing packages from main or universe repo is very minimal.
 
@jokerdino that's enough for him
 
6:18 PM
obviously
 
Probably would also want to lock himself up in a sterilized room because there are flu out there!
 
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Q: Unknown symbol usb_register_driver and usbderegister when inserting the kernel module without GPL licensing

Bhanuka DissanayakeI am a newbie to linux kernel modules. I have written a simple usb driver. The problem that I am facing is when I try to add module to the kernel I get the error "unknown symbol in module". in "dmesg" it shows that "unknown symbol usb_register_driver (err 0)" "unknown symbol usbderegister(err...

 
@jokerdino it's the digital bacteria and viruses he's worried about :p
 
@IanC like this
find /home/xieerqi -maxdepth 1 -regextype posix-extended -regex '.*test.*' -print0 | xargs -0 -I {} tar -cf archive.tar {}
@ParanoidPanda @Zacharee1 I would gladly set up some python script for those vulnerability analyses, problem is that i don't know anything about exploits in images. Or images.
 
user136984
Just managed to spill pineapple juice all over me! :D
 
6:23 PM
Probably a sanity check that verifies the image data matches the information given in the header should suffice?
@ParanoidPanda That's the breaking news we all waited for... >.>
 
@Serg collaborate with Panda on spotting vulns, and partner with Rinz for the JS needed for integration
 
Ah, somebody around here is having a BBQ... starts drooling
> The suspension period ends in 23 minutes.
 
is eating already, not drooling
 
user136984
@ByteCommander: And:
 
user136984
6:28 PM
> Last seen 3 mins ago
 
user136984
I think he means to come on when it ends, he's coming on a lot in this last hour.
 
user136984
Owww! Ooo! I just rubbed chilli in my eye! Yikes!!!
 
user136984
Need to get some water in it!
 
user136984
Ouch! No! That's pineapple juice!
 
6:31 PM
you're a living sitcom
5
 
You should block food because it's constantly exploiting flaws of your body parts (and computer fans).
 
@Zacharee1 and what about you ? a stand up comedy ? :D :D :D
 
wat
@ByteCommander daz no neice
 
@cl-netbox actually me and @Zacharee1 would make a nice talk show
 
@Serg, didn't have much luck trying the find with regex, even the way you showed me (Guess the ^ should have a './' after it to account for the characters find puts on the filenames). But I'll just use bash path expansion, it's just a script for a dude that asked on askubuntu, shouldn't be tooo worked :p
 
6:34 PM
don't forget Kaz
 
@Serg yes that would be an interesting thing ! :D
 
@IanC sure, whatever suits you best. find just works better for me
 
I guess the regex would have to be '^./PREFIX*' (not sure if I have to escape the dot)
 
no
 
6:36 PM
@IanC what is the parent directory where things located ?
For example /home/xieerqi/ is where my testfile1 testfile2 are located
 
@Zacharee1 dat song is nice.
 
it's the pwd
I think it would be just 'find . -regextype posix-extended -regex '^./PREFIX*' '
 
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Q: Unable to clone git repository on ubuntu

BingWhile cloning git repository I am getting the following error Failed to connect to github.com port 443:Network is ureachable while I am able to clone on my windows machine

 
plus the printf0 for xargs and etecetera
 
@Zacharee1 IMO both Q and A should get hammered hardly.
 
user136984
6:40 PM
@Zacharee1 Precisely, I trapped in a sitcom!
 
user136984
:D
 
> The suspension period ends in 7 minutes.
@IanC that will be recursive though. Not sure if you want that.
 
user136984
@ByteCommander: Down to 6 now... I really don't want this moment to come!
 
user136984
The fact that he's now constantly coming on is worrying me even more so.
 
@ByteCommander, true, would be better to put the maxdepth limit to 1
 
6:42 PM
OP be asking to remove their post askubuntu.com/q/800586/295286
 
3 minutes
 
last seen 7 minutes ago
 
user136984
God, time is really going too quickly, how did 3 minutes go so fast? How did 30 minutes go so fast? That's what I want to know! It's like the clocks know and are racing against me!
 
What is going on with answer sorting lately?
votes aren't pushing answers to the top for me
 
@ParanoidPanda Please calm down ... worrying too much doesn't help ... :)
 
user136984
6:46 PM
@Zacharee1: Have you set it correctly?
 
@Zacharee1 F5?
 
It's even loading in new Q&As I haven't visited before
@ParanoidPanda what?
 
It's easier if you just move this yourself. Copy the text, then ask on Stack Overflow. (We aren't Stack Overflow, by the way, we're part of the Stack Exchange network. Same company, different areas.) — Zacharee1 1 min ago
 
OP be paranoid of h4x0rz askubuntu.com/q/800582/295286
 
Zach, don't tell people to commit question suicide...
 
user136984
6:46 PM
@cl-netbox: I know, just the fact that he's coming on so regularly is what's making me so nervous, if he didn't seem to checking all the time I wouldn't be so concerned...
 
@Seth what?
 
45s
 
@KazWolfe No. Stop.
@Zacharee1 That question will never fly on Stack Overflow. At all.
 
@Serg what does that have to do with Ubuntu?
 
3 . . .2 . . .1 . . . . HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!! oh, wait . . . wrong count down
 
user136984
6:47 PM
@Zacharee1: There is a selection of categories just under a question.
 
@Seth why not?
 
sigh
 
@Zacharee1 some people use Ubantu as routers :)
For instance , I use my laptop as gateway for raspberry
 
nope.
nope..
How many times do I have to say it?
 
@Seth I was responding to Panda?
 
nope....
 
user136984
And my computer is way too slow...
 
@Seth you deleted my message wrongfully
it wasn't about that at all
 
@Zacharee1 for many reasons.. Take a look through their help center.
 
@Seth just block them for a minute or so ! Let them go out and catch pokemons and shiz
 
6:49 PM
@Zacharee1 k well you made it a bit hard to tell
 
@Seth Service has been stopped.
 
@Seth now you're being paranoid
 
user136984
@Seth: Yes, probably for the best, I don't want him coming in here and seeing us talking about him, that will just make things worse...
 
@Zacharee1 hah
 
I've stopped talking about that altogether (well I'm trying, but you are all making it impossible)
 
6:49 PM
@ParanoidPanda so stop then? What a novel idea...
 
@ParanoidPanda When he does something bad or wrong to you, he will get suspended again faster as he can think, so please stop worrying ! Wait and see what really happens and only react when it becomes necessary ... :)
 
Guys, seriously , stop freakin out Panda , and blowing this out of proportions
 
If only I had reminded you people 10 times already ;)
@Serg thx
 
@ParanoidPanda I had it sorted by Oldest. Dunno how or why. Thank you for that :D
 
@Zacharee1 basically the question is super broad and opinion based. SO is where the sharks be.
 
6:50 PM
@Seth we're too nice is what you're saying
 
I'm gonna go refuel my mom's car
 
@Serg with petrol or vodka ? :D :D :D
 
Gah, all the Minecraft users I'm subscribed to are doing these Pokémon Go videos now
 
@Zacharee1 well yes, but not in that way.
 
@cl-netbox mixture of both :D
 
6:52 PM
> Tic toc tic toc
Someone's watching over me

Begging for a dance while your sands are running out
Rigid and firm‘s what you hold in your hands
Tick away time, you allot and you divide
Master of the hands that guide you

Run if you can while the war drum‘s ticking on
Ancient of days: you‘re the shouldering pace

I will make you mine, I allot and I divide
Master of the hands that push you
 
what
 
chorus of Avantasia - Master of the pendulum
 
ah
 
great song.
 
sounds like something that would fit with Alice in Wonderland
 
user136984
6:53 PM
Why does this beetle love walking on my computer? He keeps coming back! :D
 
Maybe, I never watched or read that :)
 
Alice through the Looking Glass, the one that just came out (sequel to Wonderland) was pretty underwhelming in terms of story
AMAZING effects, but they seemed to have spent the budget on CG instead of story
@ParanoidPanda make some juice
 
@ParanoidPanda squish it
 
beetlejuice
 
@Serg you should add a little bit of your famous XergCoffee ! :D That car will drive faster than hell ! :D
 
6:54 PM
Your vodka etc. jokes become boring...
 
@Seth I want to say, for future reference, when I say "uh, OH" it's different than "uh oh"
 
@Zacharee1 is case sensitive now? That's new.
 
@ByteCommander then don't read them ...
 
@ByteCommander comma
@ByteCommander like uh...... OHH
 
Who wants to see something unbelievably stupid?
 
6:55 PM
you caring about punctuation is also new...
 
@cl-netbox You tell 'im
 
@NathanOsman Trump?
 
@ByteCommander Now that's a dumb statement
 
Who cares? This is the internet.
 
6:56 PM
lolol Apple
No more headphones, 3 variants of the iPhone 7, you need to submit an application to the govt to submit an app to their store
what's next
will 2019 bring about the decision that jailbreaking is illegal?
(they have to have a new court case every 3 years where they redecide on whether or not JB is legal)
404
 
forget it
 
just give us the link with the key at the end
or download it and upload it so Panda can see
 
uhuuuu, script done!
 

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