The Nineteenth Byte - 2016-05-06 (page 9 of 10)

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7:09 PM

@QPaysTaxes gratz

@QPaysTaxes where?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

Ohai

@QPaysTaxes nice!

@QPaysTaxes anytime :)

@QPaysTaxes nice!

@QPaysTaxes "ಠ_ಠ"

"I'm not a shit ninja"

7:34 PM

0

Q: Make me a pacman

Introduction I like to play pacman. I like to type my code. I don't like to waste time. Therefore, you need to make me a pacman game, but it has to be short! For those of you who don't know, Pacman is a computer game. Pacman is a little yellow 7/8th of a pizza, who moves around with the arrow ke...

popularity-contest graphical-output game

Ok, people, talk me down. I quit smoking about a week ago, and I'm ready to kill anything that moves.

Find something that doesn't move and kill it. Usually easier.

:D

like any remaining cigarettes you have

For serious, though. Go you! Your lungs and your future self thank you.

@Fatalize Oh, no that would be a bad idea to still have some. They'd be smoked.

7:36 PM

And you kid thanks you

Yea, he's old enough to bug me about it now, so he'll be happy.

@TimmyD Hopefully. Right now my present self is not thanking me much at all ;)

@AlexA. hai

Tomorrow night will be especially difficult, what with the alcohol and all.

We're no strangers to chat
You know the rules and so do I
A full code golf is what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other site
I just want to tell you how to save bytes
Trying to make you understand

Never gonna bowl you up
Never gonna vote you down
Never gonna be Dennis and outgolf you

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@Geobits Stop alcohol too

7:39 PM

-1 for "Never gonna vote you down" :P

8

:P

@Fatalize I'm not concerned with my alcohol consumption. I rarely drink, and usually only on social occasions.

@Geobits I know you can do it!

FGITW'd! \o/

@Maltysen Hello

7:41 PM

Can anyone explain the double run-length encoding thing to me and why he encodes 444111 but not 123?

> 123123123123 isn't encoded because your program is supposed to handle runs of two symbols, not three.

Seems arbitrary to me though.

but doesn't 444111 have 6 symbols?

@Geobits My dad promised my mom when they got married that he'd stop smoking, but he didn't. Then he promised my sister when she was young that he'd stop, but he didn't. Then he promised me when I was young that he'd stop, but he didn't. Don't let that be you and Minibits. #guilttrip

@AlexA. Hahaha, going for the guilt. Lovely :P

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

7:43 PM

my mom stopped about 15 years ago

and recently started smoking again, pathetic

@Maltysen I assume he means unique symbols, but I agree, it doesn't really make much sense as a rule.

@Lembik (and others) I answered the "Read random lines from a file" challenge

@Fatalize :(

Smoking is really common in France, isn't it?

Anyway, if my downvoting rate spikes, now at least you guys have some explanation. Seriously, this shit gets me pissed at nothing :D

it significantly got less acceptable in the last 10 years

but yeah there are still 14yo who smoke

7:45 PM

I'm totally willing to take it out on unsuspecting posters.

faire du smonk

mdr

lolwut

@Geobits keep in mid that question downvotes are free :P

@Maltysen Not enough q's in the day for that to be enough :P

@AlexA. to smoke is fumer, if you ever need it

7:46 PM

I know that

"Smonk" is in reference to a particular meme which I can't seem to locate at the moment

they teach that vocabulary to immerse yourself if you go there

haha

Humpback Whale Breaches Surface By Docks

@flawr Whale: "YO WASSUP I'M BACK. HUMPBACK! HAH!"

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@Fatalize This is the meme in question

@Quill what in the world

7:51 PM

FRUITW'd /o\

@AlexA. not very dank

What you did there. I see it.

Oof, I have a raging headache. I think I'm empathetically picking up on Geobits's plight. Either that or I ate too many salt licks and I'm dehydrated

Are you a horse?

I feel like salt lick isn't for people

@AlexA. he's a potato

8:02 PM

Yes I'm a horse

I knew it

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...

A rocking horse

@AlexA. Cheese need salt liks too.

@AlexA. Try a bouillon cube. They're delicious for about four seconds.

8:04 PM

@Fatalize Oh dude I love smoking in my eyes

18 mins ago, by Fatalize

lolwut

@quartata My plan is working >_>

@Fatalize smoking in your eyes? dafuq

@quartata no idea

I don't know how you guys are picking that one up as weird when 'smoking in heaven' is right below it.

No that makes perfect sense.

8:06 PM

At least your eyes are real though ;)

ducks

:D

not that conversation again

lolwut ... Two Harbors, MN, on the north shore of Lake Superior, is currently the hottest location in the US at 93 degrees F

Oh my bad. I guess the mirror array is working.

----€ ----€ step right up get yer free galvanized steel pitchforks

8:07 PM

"93 degrees F" ಠ_ಠ

@TimmyD That's... weird...

Fahrenheit is best heit

@quartata Can I get a couple for defense at least?

I'm a USian. It's roughly 34C for everyone else.

What does Dennis call people from the US? United Stateslers?

8:09 PM

This would be the equivalent of saying "Oh, yeah, Oslo is currently the warmest place in Europe"

@AlexA. Well more like salt rubbings than salt licks=)

@Geobits ¬ here have a slighty better weapon ;)

sshhh

Murica!

@Geobits I think France doesn't exist?

Optimal pretzel hello world: ‘6 A1d_] (8 bytes)

8:09 PM

> Optimal pretzel

mmmm

Soft pretzel > hard pretzel

2

Agreed.

@AlexA. I guess that's we call them 'freedom fries' now, since nobody in the US believes in anything except the realest of things.

@Cyoce Dictionary compression?

Pretzel buns are even better.

8:10 PM

Soft pretzels are best in germany ime.

@TimmyD What the heck is this?

@AlexA. oi you talkin shit about hard pretzels?

so many lenny face opportunities here

@Fatalize Choose wisely. An ill-timed lenny can never be forgiven.

@quartata Sort of. So, I dictionary compress Hello, World!. Then, I run my normal compression on that. The uncompressed dictionary-compressed string is ⌥‘7’’, ’‘!

8:12 PM

@quartata Even if he isn't, I am. You can't seriously think they're better than soft ones.

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Make a soft pretzel big enough to be a hamburger bun

@Geobits There is no such thing as an ill-timed Lenny; Lenny is life

@Geobits It's kind of an apples to oranges comparison.

@quartata I never understood that. Apples are clearly better than oranges.

@quartata I like apples more than oranges

damn ninja'd

8:14 PM

yeah same here

Apples are the superior fruit, oranges are the superior juice

Heeeeeeelllllll no, apple juice ftw.

But soft pretzels are almost like a pastry while hard pretzels are a snack like chips

@flawr Come on. You're not that far away from Germany. You can buy pretzel buns at every single bakery here (usually with ham, cheese and/or salami).

@Cyoce ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

8:16 PM

@Geobits ( ‾ʖ̫‾)

@mınxomaτ I know them but I didn't know you call them pretzel buns

Here we call those 'silserli'

That name is silliers though.

@flawr But what else could a pretzel bun be?

@mınxomaτ I don't know, thats why I asked^^

@flawr that sounds neither german nor french nor italian nor romansch

8:20 PM

@flawr The name of the next compression algo bought by Google :D

@Geobits ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Fatalize swisgerman ftw

@mınxomaτ Haha, probably. Well I first of all do associate the distinct shape with pretzel

@Fatalize soundoftext.com/static/sounds/de/silserli.mp3

But there is a ton of other Laugengebäck=)

Baby Got Laugengebäck | #summacumlauge NEO MAGAZIN ROYALE mit Jan Böhmermann - ZDFneo

8:22 PM

Is laugengebäck unknown in the rest of the world??

^^ We have a song about Laugengebäck.

I miss the Brötchen stand near my bus stop as a kid. That stuff was like crack.

@flawr I have no idea what it is

@AlexA. Play the song. Then you know.

@AlexA. That kind of bread you see in minxomats video.

8:24 PM

kinda-ninja'd

When I was in hischool, every saturday two young boys from the neighbourhood sold fresh (selfmade) little buns and sold them quite cheap in the main break. I ate a ton of them, they were sooooo damn good.

I bake my own bread. Apart from creative freedom, it's also way cheaper. Never buns though.

@mınxomaτ Half assed ninja.

I love baking spelt bread.

I read "spoiled bread" for a moment.

It stays fresh way longer than wheat based bread.

Antinijad^^

8:28 PM

@flawr I'm familiar with Lagavulin ... is that the same? ;-)

@TimmyD BREAD

@TimmyD Lauge = alkaline solution

@TimmyD Brötchen = diminuitiv of bread

Brötchen = diminutive of Bröt

> diminutive

Sure, like eaglet is the diminutive of eagle.

@flawr Bread ... Scotch ... both good.

@TimmyD Not very inclined to the consumption of alcoholic beverages.

8:34 PM

Freeze it first. Then you can have an alcoholic solid instead.

I'm not really, either. But when I do, I don't mess around.

@Geobits I prefer platonic solids.

@TimmyD This is factual information

@flawr The only thing those have going for them is that they keep you regular.

@flawr I prefer my solids in a full relationship.

8:35 PM

@TimmyD I prefer platonic relationships

That's what she said :/

I don't really, but I had to continue the puns.

Oh, you hardly have to convince me that puns need continuing. (no pun intended)

There is this game from improv theater: Lets everyone answering this has to begin his message with the next letter of the alphabet.

Are you serious?

8:45 PM

By no means.

Cut to the chase: are we doing it or not?

Dumb game

Everyone is entitled to their opinion I guess.

Fuck your opinion

Gee that's mean

8:47 PM

@Fatalize Not cool.

@mınxomaτ you just broke the chain!

well, game ruined

@mınxomaτ You lost.

He didn't go any further than I might have, given the F turn.

I basically set it up that way.

Just for kicks and all.

kek

Let me just say, it is so damn hard to do in english.

8:49 PM

Maybe for you, but not for me.

Next time we're gonna do it in german.

Ouch. I need to study up.

Practice makes perfect

Questionable.

Rarely does saying that help, anyway.

8:51 PM

^fail

removed is still R :D

shitninjad

That's good timing :D

Uhhh what's going on

Very little, to be honest.

8:52 PM

Wow okay

xnor came in but didn't say anything :(

y u no say anything xor?

Zoinks! I love this game!

All the way around!

Bye though, gotta get some stuff done.

nO

8:54 PM

Cya @Geobits!

darn we're down a player

eek

Farewell, everyone -- have a good weekend!

gg

Have a nice weekend @TimmyD

I'm probably leaving soon, too.

@TimmyD Hooray :)

thanks

9:00 PM

@Lembik You message should have started with J

why?

Let me find the messag above

powershell is such a brilliantly inappropriate language for my challenge :)

No, this messsage sould have started with an M! You always need to use the next letter of the alphabet

Oh :)

9:03 PM

Perfect. I leave for five minutes and the game goes to hell.

Quite so

Right I'm off. Until tomorrow

See ya

Turns out it can be quite difficult sometimes.

9:27 PM

ummm...what happened to K through M?

video

why isn't anybody answering me?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

x-rays are fun

you need to answer with a sentence beginning with an x

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

zero chance of me doing this again

9:32 PM

@AlexA. messed up

But I don't understand what's happening ._.

clever

Don't patronize me, Adnan (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

eh? we're doing this again?

fuck

good game

9:34 PM

Hasn't "good game" been said before?

I think we should all commit to joining the "J through M" support club.

Just do it

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

kewl

Spider Man was so awesome

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

MAN! WTF!!!

9:35 PM

NOOOOO

Oh shit

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

PLEASE FIX IT

what?

quiet you all, you post too fast

Read the fucking rules

9:35 PM

what's happening?

I don't know I've just stumbled in

Xylophone party

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

You ruined it :(

Jhat khe luck?

Zoos are fun. I get it now

9:37 PM

...and now S through W feel left out

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

BOI

CRY ME A RIVER

Dont cry.

reaver

Fuck, you fucked up again.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Great! D:

9:38 PM

Have a heart X(

I did?

Just a bit

Kewl

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

lol

meh

9:38 PM

man, I think I finally get it

ninja'd

Ok, can we stop?

please no

quiet!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

real ninja going on

9:39 PM

Such ninja

Totally

uber ninja

Very ninja!!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

WOW

Xo ninja

9:39 PM

:29498805 you won...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

ZEBRA

0 is a nifty number

Again, he broke it

Back to square one :/

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

cris

9:40 PM

don't you do numbers?

eh

futility closet is cool

guns and roses too

Heck

I haven't heard of Futility Closet

Jeck it out

9:41 PM

K, I will

let me just flag 6 pages of messages...

3

mine too ?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

NO

@HelkaHomba 1 is clearly better

2 > 1

9:41 PM

everyone flag Nathan and Helka!

For real? Nah.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

great, we reset

Alex is wrong

pleads that he was actually maintaining the order

have you never learned the alphabet?

I certainly did.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

9:43 PM

Jejeje I think some just want to watch the world burn

Let's continue forever!

Quick Quiz: What does 1 start with?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Really? It's o

Go here:

Alphabet Group

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

WE'RE DONE HAHA

9:44 PM

rekt

=================

Begin normal chat here

Hello everyone

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

so... apparently cruz's dad helped kill kennedy

:P

Some men just want to watch the chatroom burn.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

politics are weird

anybody see the magic magnets?

Mind-Blowing Magic Magnets - Smarter Every Day 153

9:45 PM

@NathanMerrill So old.

@flawr yeah, but I watched it again today

and I'm still amazed

Definitely read "Magic Magnets" as "Magnetic Magnets" and I was thinking "and this channel is called 'Smarter Every Day'?"

@AlexA. lol

Someone go warm Conor chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/39411/alphabet-group

Warm him...?

9:47 PM

it's cold and lonely in there

Btw, missed opportunity to call the separate room "Alphabet Soup"

Can't you rename it?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@HelkaHomba :D

@AlexA. That's what it's a pun of

Oh

9:48 PM

@HelkaHomba Of alphabet soup

Moar - strawpoll.me/10139875

I'm in the majority!

is there such a thing as incremental STV?

Guns have been 3D printed? D:

@HelkaHomba I think way more people have access to regular guns than to 3d printers, or 3d printed stuff.

Oh, and another annoying chat game would be to the alphabet thing but with printable ascii

9:55 PM

Liberator (gun)

The Liberator is a physible, 3D-printable single shot handgun, the first such printable firearm design made widely available online. The open source firm Defense Distributed designed the gun and released the plans on the Internet on May 6, 2013. The plans were downloaded over 100,000 times in the two days before the US Department of State demanded that Defense Distributed retract the plans. The plans for the gun remain hosted across the Internet and are available at file sharing websites like The Pirate Bay. == Namesake and concept == The pistol is named after the FP-45 Liberator, a single-shot...

@AlexA. of course. and shot too

:(

But as I said, it is still way easier to get a regular gun.

hmmm...if it isn't possible to do incremental STV, then first past the post has a huge runtime advantage

@flawr 3d printers aren't legally restricted

9:56 PM

Also you can build a better gun youself in less time compared to using a 3d printer.

using wood?

Using metal?

At least using wood alone might be problematic.

3d printing can be really fast too

@flawr How? Maybe if you're a skilled metalworker. But downloading a file and clicking a button seems way easier than learning to weld or something

@Optimizer so I no longer need to store a gun? I just print one when I get robbed?

9:59 PM

pretty much

assuming you can assemble one pretty quickly too

@Optimizer URL says "25x", Talk title says "100x".

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