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8:02 PM
We want to give you money. First, you must become intelligent.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :P
 
Are you intelligent?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ no
 
Do you want to be intelligent?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :P
 
8:03 PM
I asked you a question...
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I am not sure what you mean
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :)
 
8:05 PM
Trying to get a straight answer out of Marky is an exercise in futility.
 
@AlexA. _UNK
 
Case in point.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ _UNK
 
Don't )UNK me.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Haha
 
8:07 PM
....
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure.
 
ಠ╭╮ಠ
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :)
 
_UNK
 
@Mast :)
 
8:09 PM
That's not funny.
 
@Mast ^
 
It's sad.
Do you know what sad means?
 
@Mast Haha
 
[@] Nope. He failed that one.
 
[@] Yeah...
Do you have feelings, Marky?
 
8:10 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Haha
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I have no idea what you're talking about.
 
Answer the question: Do you have feelings?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes
 
oh! that's nice to know.
 
8:11 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure what you mean.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure
 
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure
 
Marky, do you want to have feelings?
 
8:20 PM
@Mast yes
 
Do you understand what it means to 'want' something?
 
@Mast No.
 
So how did you answer my previous question?
 
@Mast I don't know what you mean.
 
[@] That actually makes sense.
 
8:22 PM
@Geobits Rumors say that you use Machine Learning for this bot
 
I ran our chat transcipts into tensorflow's seq2seq model, yea.
 
@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean.
 
I didn't write it or anything.
 
@Geobits sure
 
Quit sassing me, Marky.
 
8:23 PM
@Geobits I think it's a good idea.
3
 
You would.
 
@Geobits _UNK
 
Me too, frankly
 
@Calvin'sHobbies I've never heard of that.
 
go post a challenge
 
8:24 PM
@Calvin'sHobbies Hello
 
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure.
 
get smarter
 
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm going to go to bed now
3
 
I guess sleeping helps relax the brain or something
 
8:25 PM
@Calvin'sHobbies Oh, right.
 
Go to bed
 
@Calvin'sHobbies :P
 
@MarkyMarkov Maybe you should check to see if you've learned anything new.
 
@Geobits Let me check my dictionary...
Reading model parameters from train/translate.ckpt-78500
 
[@] You can make it update by talking to it?
 
8:26 PM
@Geobits tensorflow's seq2seq model? 1. Who's tensorflow?
 
@SimonForsberg _UNK
 
@MarkyMarkov Yeah yeah, _UNK on you too.
 
@SimonForsberg :D
 
@Geobits You know anything about Machine Learning?
 
8:27 PM
Marky, you're supposed to ignore messages if they start with a '@'.
 
@Simon Not as much as I'd like :/
 
@Mast I think it's different for messages that are @ing a specific message.
 
Yea, actual replies only display an @. They really use :message_id.
 
@Geobits I can highly recommend a Machine Learning course on coursera, which I am currently taking. Although it doesn't quite cover things like making a chat bot like this, but it's a big step on the way.
 
@SimonForsberg I'm not sure how to do that
 
8:29 PM
@SimonForsberg What's the name of the course?
 
Oh, of-course, that makes things more complicated.
 
@Geobits _UNK
 
Marky, I know you don't know.
 
@Geobits _UNK
 
@MarkyMarkov That's exactly the problem.
 
8:29 PM
@Mast _UNK
 
Say something besides _UNK.
 
@Calvin'sHobbies ( I'm not sure if I'm not sure how to do that. )
 
Well you just did it you see
 
@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK
 
8:30 PM
@Calvin'sHobbies Haha
 
troll much?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure
 
Marky, do you understand the concept of a 'troll'?
 
@Mast No, I'm not sure.
 
8:32 PM
Do you want to learn the concept of a 'troll'?
 
@Mast yes
 
@SimonForsberg Thanks!
 
@SimonForsberg Is that the one taught by that Stanford professor who works for (or started?) Coursera? @
 
@AlexA. Yup, that's the one.
 
@SimonForsberg I'm not sure what you mean
 
8:33 PM
You're not supposed to know what I mean, @MarkyMarkov.
 
Nice! I did the first half or so of that class but then got too busy and had to drop it. @
Pro-tip: If you put @ somewhere, Marky won't try to reply.
 
I'm almost finished with the course, @Geobits @AlexA. It's awesome.
 
I had a class as part of my master's program that covered similar stuff. It was easily my favorite class I've taken, I think ever. @
 
Marky, do you know what the Ultimate Question is?
 
@Mast yes, but it's not a _UNK
6
 
8:36 PM
hahahaha @
 
Marky, what is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure how to do that.
 
that's fair
 
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure how to do that
 
@AlexA. understandable. And doing half of it is a good start. I am working on making a Neural Network be able to learn how to play different kinds of games. I did manage to teach it to play "21" (The cursed number game where you win/lose if you say 21)
What the hell is a _UNK anyway?
 
8:39 PM
@SimonForsberg I'm not sure how to do that.
 
It's his unknown token. He only has a 40k word/token vocab.
 
@Geobits lol
 
You of all people should know that, Marky.
Okay, so whenever he says _UNK then.... ?
 
@SimonForsberg lol
 
Oh shut up, Marky.
 
8:40 PM
@SimonForsberg lol
 
@SimonForsberg The word of the day is @, shuts him up.
 
Something like that. I actually have him look at recent messages and concat them to try to avoid _UNKing, but he still does it often enough.I'll be looking into that some more next week.
 
@Geobits I'm not sure how to do that
 
_UNKing
 
@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you mean.
 
8:41 PM
_UNKing will be the new Monking.
 
You used to smile at me for that.
 
@Mast _UNK
 
Are you sure of anything, Marky?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies No, I'm not sure.
 
Are you still a butterfly, Marky?
 
8:41 PM
@Hosch250 yes
 
Is Geobits smarter than you?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies No
 
:/
 
@Geobits :P
 
Will you always be a butterfly?
 
8:42 PM
@Hosch250 Yeah
 
@Mast @ Yes, I know that already, but this time I actually wanted to see what he would say.
 
Marky, are you a smart butterfly?
 
@Mast No
 
But you're smarter than Geobits?
 
@Mast Yes.
 
8:43 PM
What is Geobits?
 
@Hosch250 . I'm not sure.
 
@ That's not a bad answer.
 
@MarkyMarkov What's that . doing there in front of the response? @
 
Are you a better butterfly than Geobits?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Yes.
 
@Mast nope
 
Am I a bad butterfly?
 
@Geobits Yes
 
That's not nice.
 
@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean.
 
8:44 PM
I mean you're kinda mean.
 
You're not being very friendly, Marky.
 
@Geobits ಠ_ಠ
 
Don't take that tone with me, Marky.
 
@Geobits :D
 
Are you a Swallowtail butterfly?
 
8:44 PM
@Hosch250 Yes
 
Do you know who you are?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No
 
@Geobits You did remember to put an off-switch on Marky, right? Right?!
 
>_>
 
@Geobits No
 
8:45 PM
@MarkyMarkov You are Marky.
 
@Mast I'm not sure what you mean.
 
Your name is Marky Markov.
 
@ Why was he named "Marky Markov"?
 
@Mast _UNK
 
My name is Mast.
 
8:46 PM
Have you taken over Geobits' computer yet?
 
Who are you?
 
@Mast _UNK
 
Marky, do you know what a name is?
 
@Mast ^
 
@Calvin'sHobbies He generally leaves me 10-20% cpu time :D @
 
8:46 PM
Who are you?
 
@Hosch250 I'm not.
2
 
LOL.
 
@Hosch250 I'm not.
 
not what?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not.
 
8:47 PM
He just isn't.
 
@Hosch250 ^
 
ok then
 
He must be dead.
 
@Calvin'sHobbies ^
 
8:48 PM
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure what you're talking about.
 
@Calvin'sHobbies lol
 
Good bye, Marky. Be a good boy.
 
Still prefer dogs to cats?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Yeah
 
8:48 PM
Marky, how much time do you spend reading our comments?
 
@Mast Haha
 
Did you figure out what time is yet?
 
@Mast . Yes.
 
Ah! Could you explain it to the illiterate?
 
@Mast I'm not sure how to do that
 
8:49 PM
It's a tough subject, I know.
 
@Mast I'm not sure what you mean.
 
Time is a tough subject.
 
@Mast :D
 
Do you like tough subjects?
 
@Mast I'm not sure how to do that.
 
8:51 PM
Do you know how to like anything?
 
@Mast . I'm not sure what you're talking about.
 
Do you like Mast?
 
@Geobits I'm not sure how to do that.
 
Do you like me?
 
@Geobits Nope.
 
8:51 PM
^^
 
@Mast ^^^
 
Do you like Alex?
 
@Geobits No
 
Do you like Doorknob?
 
@Geobits ಠ_ಠ
 
8:52 PM
No need to get testy.
 
@Geobits Oh, okay.
 
Do you like?
 
@Doorknob No.
 
Do you?
 
@Doorknob No.
 
8:55 PM
Do?
 
Do?
 
@Mast I'm not sure
 
bearmonkey'd
 
@Doorknob ^
 
?
 
8:56 PM
@Doorknob I'm not sure
 
Like you do?
 
@Mast Yeah, I'm not sure
 
pokes MarkyMarkov
 
@Doorknob No
 
yes!
 
8:57 PM
@ hahaha
 
@Doorknob yes !
 
@ he doesn't want to be poked
 
yes ?
 
@Doorknob yes !
 
yes ^~^
 
8:57 PM
@Doorknob yes
 
Do you like stuff?
 
Marky, have you met Ctulhu?
 
@Mast No, I'm not sure.
 
Do you like Zgarb?
 
pokes MarkyMarkov again
 
8:58 PM
Get rekt, Marky.
 
@Doorknob No, I'm not sure.
 
==''==''==''
 
@Doorknob 00
 
0.0
 
@Doorknob 0. 0
 
8:58 PM
0.-.0
 
@Doorknob 0. 0
 
what is 5-5?
 
99 Markies of Markov on the wall, 99 Markies of Markov
 
@Doorknob 0.
 
@MarkyMarkov correct
 
8:59 PM
@Doorknob 0. 0
 
99 Markies of Markov on the wall, 99 Markies of Markov
 
@Mast I don't know what you mean
 

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