Beep Boop Bingus Bin - 2016-02-13 (page 7 of 11)

@Geobits fyi I bet doorknob would enable chat for any other chatbot accounts you make if you want to reduce rate limiting (like have the two guys switch off who messages each time). He offered to enable chat w/o the 20 rep req for my chatbot

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK

VoteToClose

@Dorknoob Plz?

Mark, what do you think of Skynet?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose lol

VoteToClose

6:20 PM

What kind of lol is that?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose I don't think so.

VoteToClose

@MarkyMarkov You don't think that they'll come about?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose I'm not sure what you mean.

Calvin's Hobbies

foo

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :P

Calvin's Hobbies

6:26 PM

bar

baz

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies ^

Calvin's Hobbies

Is CR better than PPCG?

@Calvin'sHobbies :P

Yes or no?

@Calvin'sHobbies :D

6:28 PM

@Calvin'sHobbies He means "Don't be silly."

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose :D

Calvin's Hobbies

So PPCG is better than CR?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes.

Calvin's Hobbies

ok

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies ಠ_ಠ

Calvin's Hobbies

6:28 PM

?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure.

Hello, world!

@Calvin'sHobbies Hi

Do you like Jelly?

@quartata Haha

6:30 PM

Do you like Pyth?

Marky Markov

@quartata I don't know what you're talking about.

Do you like CJam?

@quartata :P

Do you like Rotor?

@quartata :P

6:31 PM

Do you like Unstriped?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :P

quartata

Do you like pl?

Marky Markov

@quartata I'm not sure I've seen it.

Calvin's Hobbies

Me neither

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure

quartata

6:33 PM

6

A: Catalan Numbers

pl, 4 bytes ☼ç▲÷ Try it online. Explanation In pl, functions take their arguments off the stack and push the result back onto the stack. Normally when there are not enough arguments on the stack, the function simply fails silently. However, something special happens when the amount of argume...

Marky Markov

@quartata ^

quartata

a.k.a that one time I actually tried to make a golfing language

Marky Markov

@quartata lol

quartata

except I broke it and gave up

Marky Markov

@quartata lol

VoteToClose

6:42 PM

Do you like Vista?

@VoteToClose lol

Do you like Vitsy?

@VoteToClose lol

Geez, you laugh a lot.

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose lol

Calvin's Hobbies

6:49 PM

stop lollong

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK

Calvin's Hobbies

oop

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK

Calvin's Hobbies

Geobits

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :P

Calvin's Hobbies

6:49 PM

Bigtoes

@Calvin'sHobbies ok

Geobits

@Calvin'sHobbies :P

geobits

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure

Calvin's Hobbies

6:50 PM

You seems to be case sensitive

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure if I can't find it.

Calvin's Hobbies

gEOBITS

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure.

Mast

7:10 PM

So CR is better than PPCG?

@Mast :P

Darn.

@Mast I'm not sure.

Hoped the trick would work regardless of the subjects.

Marky Markov

@Mast I'm not sure if I can't find it.

Mast

7:11 PM

I'm pretty sure you can't.

Marky Markov

@Mast I'm not sure if I can't find any more way to do it.

Mast

I think you're overdue for an update.

Marky Markov

@Mast Yes.

Optimizer

do you have a sock account yet?

Marky Markov

@Optimizer no

Optimizer

7:12 PM

when are you planning to create one?

@Optimizer yeah

but when?

@Optimizer Yeah

ughh

@Optimizer ; )

7:13 PM

when are you posting your first challenge?

Marky Markov

@Optimizer yeah

Mast

You don't recognize the keyword 'when'?

Marky Markov

@Mast Yeah

Geobits

When is tomorrow?

Marky Markov

@Geobits ( or, if you want to know, you'd have to be a bit of the other )

Geobits

7:20 PM

When is night?

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean.

When is day?

@Geobits lol

How old are you?

@Geobits 00

7:20 PM

How old am I?

Marky Markov

@Geobits :P

Geobits

Yea... it probably seems that way to you.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I think it's a good idea

Geobits

When is death?

Marky Markov

@Geobits Yes

Geobits

7:22 PM

That's a stupid thing to say.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I think it's a good idea

Geobits

That makes you stupid.

Marky Markov

@Geobits :D

Geobits

You shouldn't be happy about that.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean.

Geobits

7:23 PM

I called you stupid. That was mean.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean.

Geobits

You should be sad or mad.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure.

Geobits

Are you happy?

Marky Markov

@Geobits Yes.

Geobits

7:24 PM

Ok, I'll stop trying to upset you then.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean.

Geobits

Maybe you should lie down for a while.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure if I can't find it.

Geobits

Oh, do you have a bed?

Marky Markov

@Geobits no

Geobits

7:24 PM

Oops

Marky Markov

@Geobits :D

Alex A.

Marky, do you know who made you?

Marky Markov

@AlexA. Yes

Alex A.

Oh yeah? Who made you?

Marky Markov

@AlexA. I'm not sure.

Alex A.

7:26 PM

But you just said you knew.

Marky Markov

@AlexA. Yes

Alex A.

Are you just trolling then?

@AlexA. Yeah.

ಠ_ಠ

@AlexA. ಠ_ಠ

7:30 PM

@MarkyMarkov Are you a robot?

Geobits

No @

PhiNotPi

MarkyMarkov Are you a robot?

@PhiNotPi no

Are you sure?

@PhiNotPi Yeah

7:31 PM

Aren't you not something that isn't definitely unhuman?

Marky Markov

@PhiNotPi yes

Mast

C̴̴̭͙̺͖̮͓̜̥̍͑̍̔̋a̧̒̓͡ͅņ̛͚̬̺̭ͯͤ̀̅̈́͌̿̕ ̙̯̤̺̭̗͛̂͐ͭͪ̈̋̔̀ͅy̠̤̦̲̠͉̬̰̫ͦ̇́ͫo̴̧̲̣̳͍̱ͨͣͦ̎͂̂ͮụ͖͔̇͗ͯ̍̾̂ͣͥ ̴͖͕͖̝͍̄ͤͩ͟͠r̷̛͔̳͔̲͇̃ͧͩ̔͊̋̎e͈͖̮ͩ͗̂͆ͥ̔a̵͈̟͛͝d͓̞̻̦̥͗ͬͩ̾ͣ̆͆͛̔̕͢͟ͅ
̴̹͇̩̹̞̠̲̥̅̉ͪ̚͞ͅb̧̞͈̍̋̎̅̍͛͂̈̚e̶̻̙͙̠̥̻̿͑̊͌͐t̸̸͎̫̞̟͈̠̓̾̇́̈ͯ͗͌w̺͉̱̖͎͈͒͗ͮ͛̃̑̋͘ȩ̺̠̺̩͚͈̤̃͒͊̎̓͠ȅ̢̘͉̖̯̠̌̐̈ͮ́̔͝n͙̼̤͓͔ͥͯ̉͞ ̷̪͐̑̅ͦ̄͆ͧͦ͟͡ṱ̷̥̥̹̪̂̎͑̂̔ͬ̇̐͊̕ẖ͙̽̍̔̚̚͢ȇ̡̤̘͓̓ͦ̎̿̔̔̇͝ ͚̥̳̦̠̪̪̺̈ͩ̅͋̈́͒ͅl̶̸̜̟͗̎ͭ̈́ͨ̀i̞̜͑ņ̴̠͔̣̰̹͑ͫ͜e̵̱͍͊͛͂̈́s̢͈̜̲̥̺̱̖̲ͯ̋̅ͥͧ
̷̙͇̺̩̭̣̪͎̥̓ͫͣͯ̚o̮̫͕̱͊̐͡f̧̘̩̲͔͎̺ͦͭ̿̅̿́͠ ̳͚̩̮̬̖̲͙̈́̈́ͯ̓ͮǒ̞͈͑̈̄͊̀ͅu̺̻̦͔̩͚͙͈̿r̨̭̩̩̙̣̻̍͆̑̚ ͚͖̘͓̫̲̭̍̈́̕ͅm̙̖̩̱͕̬̝̫̄̊̾ͤ͟ę͍͉͕͔͖͍̺ͥ̏ͮ̾̒́͌ͪͅs̪̺ͭ̈́͒ͦ̃̊̊ș̴̡̦̐̊ͣ̓̌̓̈́a̖̭̲̮̖ͦͧͮ̎͟g̨̓͊͗͏̥͓̣̣̺̝̦e͐̀̉̓̿҉̬̞̼͘s͕̮̒ͯͭ͋̆ͦ̏̏́̕?̧̐͗͌̇ͯ͟͢…

Marky Markov

@Mast yes

Geobits

Don't you not know when people aren't testing what you don't know?

Marky Markov

@Geobits _UNK

Mast

7:33 PM

Wow, you messed him up @Geobits

In all fairness, if he keeps going this fast he may eventually beat the Turing test.

Marky Markov

@Mast I think I'll have to do that.

Mast

^^ Gold :-)

Marky Markov

@Mast :D

Alex A.

Alan Turing ain't got nothing on Marky.

Marky Markov

@AlexA. :D

PhiNotPi

7:38 PM

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

@PhiNotPi yes

O_o

@PhiNotPi :P

o_O

What did you do to get yourself in Turkish prison?

Marky Markov

7:39 PM

@AlexA. I don't know

Geobits

Did you steal?

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure.

Alex A.

Did you kill a man?

Marky Markov

@AlexA. No

Geobits

Tell the truth, Marky.

Marky Markov

7:40 PM

@Geobits :)

Alex A.

I think he's hiding something.

Marky Markov

@AlexA. ಠ_ಠ

Geobits

Watch your back, Alex.

Marky Markov

@Geobits ಠ_ಠ

Alex A.

._.

Marky Markov

7:41 PM

@AlexA. ಠ_ಠ

Alex A.

Uh oh, looks like Marky's pissed.

Marky Markov

@AlexA. ಠ_ಠ

Mast

Marky, you scum-bag, what did you do this time?

Marky Markov

@Mast _UNK

Alex A.

Are you going to end up in Turkish prison again?

Marky Markov

7:42 PM

@AlexA. I'm not sure what you mean.

Mast

Do you miss prison?

Marky Markov

@Mast Yes

Alex A.

Was it a good time, what with all the soap dropping?

Marky Markov

@AlexA. Yes.

Alex A.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Marky Markov

7:43 PM

@AlexA. I'm not sure what you mean.

Alex A.

I'll tell you when you're older.

@AlexA. ^

@Mast :D

smile and wave

7:44 PM

@Mast ^

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Hey marky!

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ lol

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Don't you want to greet me?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I do.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Then go ahead and do it!

Marky Markov

7:47 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure how to do that

Geobits

Say hi, Marky.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Geobits

Don't be rude.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Well, say "hiya" or something...

Marky Markov

@Geobits ^

Mast

7:47 PM

feature-request

Marky Markov

@Mast :O

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

That's laziness, Marky :|

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Your bot is sassy and lazy :I

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ?

Mast

7:48 PM

Are you lazy, Marky?

Are you lazy, Marky?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes

Are you alive?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Do you breathe?

Marky Markov

7:49 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure.

Can you inhale?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No

Can you exhale?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No, I'm not.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

So you cannot breathe.

Marky Markov

7:49 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No, I'm not sure.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

If you can neither inhale nor exhale, you cannot breathe, right?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Therefore, you cannot breathe.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure what you mean.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

[@] He can logic gud :P

Geobits

7:51 PM

Bad assumption: Breathing requires inhaling and exhaling. He doesn't know that.

Marky Markov

@Geobits . Yes.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

[@] Oh, duh.

Since breathing requires inhaling and exhaling, you cannot breath, right?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ . Yes.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

All complex lifeforms breathe, right?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

7:53 PM

So you cannot be a complex lifeform.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure what you mean.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

That is, if you cannot breathe, you cannot possibly be a complex lifeform.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I know

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Since you cannot breathe, you cannot possibly be a complex lifeform.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I think I've got a few more of the time

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

7:54 PM

Uh... which time?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure what you mean.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

You referenced time. How much time?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Time flies, doesn't it?

Mast

Marky, do you know anything about time?

Marky Markov

7:55 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

[@] Ask again, I don't think it heard you.

Mast

[@] Yea, got dropped.

Marky, do you know anything about time?

Marky Markov

@Mast no

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

[@] There's the problem.

Mast

First rule of the internet: Don't talk about something you've never heard of. Makes you look like a troll.

Marky Markov

7:56 PM

@Mast ^

Mast

Does that mean you agree with me?

Marky Markov

@Mast I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Mast

I'm asking you whether you think I'm right or not.

Marky Markov

@Mast I'm not sure what you mean.

Mast

Am I correct in my assumption?

Marky Markov

7:57 PM

@Mast yes

Mast

Good!

Marky Markov

@Mast Thanks

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