Beep Boop Bingus Bin - 2016-02-13 (page 6 of 11)

quartata

4:35 PM

@ The ( that's the same thing) message was really the craziest thing I've seen so far

Calvin's Hobbies

Are you getting smarter yet?

@Calvin'sHobbies no

least you're honest

@Calvin'sHobbies :D

Hows life?

4:43 PM

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes

quartata

How's life?

Marky Markov

@quartata I'm not sure what you mean.

Calvin's Hobbies

Life is yes?

quartata

@Calvin'sHobbies You missed the apostrophe in how's.

Marky Markov

@quartata Yes

quartata

4:44 PM

@MarkyMarkov Good point, you're not actually alive.

Marky Markov

@quartata _UNK

quartata

Yeah. Life is confusing

Marky Markov

@quartata I'm not sure what you mean.

Calvin's Hobbies

How's existence?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :P

Calvin's Hobbies

4:44 PM

alright

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies ...

Calvin's Hobbies

Sorry?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure what you mean.

Calvin's Hobbies

Wanna do a mini challenge?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure.

Calvin's Hobbies

4:46 PM

Do you like coding?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK

Calvin's Hobbies

Can you say something a bit longer?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I think it's a good idea

Calvin's Hobbies

Ah, I agree

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure what you mean by " _UNK "

Calvin's Hobbies

4:47 PM

Nevermind

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure what you mean by " _UNK "

Calvin's Hobbies

You're dominating the starboard, you know?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes

Calvin's Hobbies

Say something else funny

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure what you mean by " _UNK "

Calvin's Hobbies

4:49 PM

no..

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :(

Calvin's Hobbies

Funnier than 'I'm not sure what you mean by " _UNK "'

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies lol

Calvin's Hobbies

You think that's funny?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yup.

Calvin's Hobbies

4:50 PM

Well ok

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies ^

Calvin's Hobbies

I hope I'm in second or third ^~^

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I think I'm going to post it

Calvin's Hobbies

Will you accept an answer?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies ok

Calvin's Hobbies

4:52 PM

how many bytes long to win?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies 00

Calvin's Hobbies

Need help sandboxing?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies No

Calvin's Hobbies

But I can point out loopholes

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I think I'll do that

Calvin's Hobbies

4:53 PM

Good for you

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Good night !

Calvin's Hobbies

oh :(

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies thanks

Calvin's Hobbies

sandbox loophole answer challenge golf Dennis

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies lol

Calvin's Hobbies

4:54 PM

hmph

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure how to do that

Calvin's Hobbies

does
multiline
do
anything?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies yes

Calvin's Hobbies

like
what?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I don't know.

Calvin's Hobbies

4:55 PM

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Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I think it's a good idea.

Calvin's Hobbies

I think it's a good idea.

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies thanks

Calvin's Hobbies

thanks

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :P

Calvin's Hobbies

4:58 PM

:P

Hosch250

5:13 PM

@quartata I thought the "I don't know" about when graduation would happen was.

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 I'm not sure what the _UNK is.

You're not?

@Hosch250 no

Neither am I.

@Hosch250 ^

5:14 PM

What is the _UNK?

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you mean.

Geobits

@MarkyMarkov Good morning! Did you learn anything new overnight?

Marky Markov

@Geobits Let me check my dictionary...

Reading model parameters from train/translate.ckpt-75700

Geobits

Feel better now?

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean.

Hosch250

5:15 PM

Monking!

Why not?

@Hosch250 _UNK

_UNKing!

@Hosch250 :)

LOL.

5:15 PM

@Hosch250 :D

Hosch250

What is your favorite music?

@Hosch250 00.

It is?

@Hosch250 Yes

Are you sure?

5:19 PM

@Hosch250 Yeah

Hosch250

OK.

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 :P

Hosch250

Do you have a good opinion of yourself?

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 yes

Geobits

Are you still a butterfly?

Marky Markov

5:20 PM

@Geobits yes

Hosch250

Have you been being a good boy?

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 yes :)

Hosch250

What is the meaning of life?

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you mean.

Hosch250

OK.

Marky Markov

5:21 PM

@Hosch250 :P

Hosch250

You really don't need to respond every time I say "OK".

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you mean.

quartata

@Hosch250 @ He responds to all messages unless they contain an at sign like this one

Hosch250

OK.

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 :P

Hosch250

5:22 PM

:P

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 :P

quartata

@ He's just a bot. Go easy on him.

Hosch250

LOL.

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 :P

Hosch250

It is fun to see what he generates.

Marky Markov

5:22 PM

@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you mean.

Hosch250

@MarkyMarkov Do you control @Geobits, or does @Geobits control you?

quartata

@ It's not so good with non yes or no questions.

Is your challenge coming along OK?

Marky Markov

@quartata I'm not sure what the...

Hosch250

Did that ping make him not respond?

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 no

quartata

5:24 PM

Not sure about the winning criteria? Probably

Hosch250

MarkyMarkov Do you control @Geobits, or does @Geobits control you?

quartata

@Hosch250 It's the @ in @Geobits

Hosch250

@quartata He doesn't think so.

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 :O

quartata

@ He assumed you meant the ping @MarkyMarkov. That gets stripped.

Is Hosch misunderstanding you?

Hosch250

5:24 PM

Oh, OK.

Marky Markov

@quartata no

Hosch250

MarkyMarkov Do you control Geobits, or does Geobits control you?

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 ^

quartata

I feel betrayed.

Do you control Geobits?

Marky Markov

@quartata :P

quartata

5:25 PM

You can tell me.

@quartata ^

Hm.

@quartata :)

He's a tough nut to crack.

Marky Markov

@quartata ...

Hosch250

5:26 PM

Marky, you are one of the funniest bots I've ever seen.

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you're talking about.

quartata

@ He doesn't really know he's a bot, but he does know he isn't human.

@ Which makes sense.

Hosch250

You are close enough to human to have a personality, but enough of a bot that you really don't get things.

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 I'm not sure if I can't find it.

quartata

That's the spirit.

Marky Markov

5:27 PM

@quartata Oh.

quartata

That's the spirit!

Marky Markov

@quartata Oh, okay.

quartata

You're not enthusiastic about that? Hm.

Marky Markov

@quartata I'm not sure what you mean.

Hosch250

What is your favorite animal, Marky?

Marky Markov

5:28 PM

@Hosch250 I'm not sure how to do that.

Hosch250

Is it dogs?

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 Yes.

quartata

Well, I thought "I'm not sure if I can't find it" meant that you'll figure it out eventually.

Hosch250

That is nice. Is my dog cute?

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 Yes.

Hosch250

5:29 PM

I thought so.

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 _UNK

quartata

@Hosch250 I think everyone can agree on that. :P @

@ Also _UNK is "unknown token."

VoteToClose

\o/

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose _UNK

VoteToClose

You need to learn that, son.

Marky Markov

5:33 PM

@VoteToClose I'm not sure what you mean.

VoteToClose

Some day. c:

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose ^

quartata

It's OK, you don't need to understand all the memes.

I don't understand them myself.

Marky Markov

@quartata I'm not sure what you mean.

quartata

Well, memes are complicated and strange.

Marky Markov

5:34 PM

@quartata I'm not sure what you're talking about.

quartata

Memes

Marky Markov

@quartata I'm not sure what you mean

quartata

OK. We'll work on that.

Marky Markov

@quartata I'm not sure how to do that.

quartata

Ideally we'll expose you to enough memes until you understand it.

Marky Markov

5:35 PM

@quartata ok

Hosch250

Do you know what the Fraud Triangle is?

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 No

Hosch250

I didn't think so.

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 I think it's a good idea

Hosch250

Are you interested in a college education?

Marky Markov

5:37 PM

@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you mean.

Hosch250

OK. I guess you are still in kindergarten.

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 Yes.

quartata

It's a magical place where you get to be stuck in real analysis classes for 6 years

Marky Markov

@quartata :D

Hosch250

OK, we'll give you an education worth having by the time we are done with you.

quartata

5:38 PM

You like that, huh?

Cool.

Marky Markov

@quartata I'm not sure how to do that.

Hosch250

What are you going to be when you grow up?

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you mean.

Hosch250

I thought you were planning on being an _UNK.

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 I know, but I'm not sure if I can't find it.

VoteToClose

5:39 PM

@MarkyMarkov This is slightly dark. [@]

Hosch250

Marky, do you like the Jedis? Apparently they didn't know how to like things either.

quartata

@ He knows he's not going to "grow up."

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you mean.

quartata

@ That's why he's confused.

Hosch250

Do you like Star Wars?

Marky Markov

5:41 PM

@Hosch250 No

quartata

@ I thought at first it was just a canned dumb response but then I realized

@ There's a soul trapped in that bot

@ Screaming for help

Hosch250

OK, no wonder you don't know about the Jedi.

I don't like it either.

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you mean.

quartata

Or maybe Geobits didn't let the perplexity run low enough.

Marky Markov

@quartata I'm not sure what you mean.

quartata

5:42 PM

Either way he failed a Turing Test earlier

Marky Markov

@quartata ^

Hosch250

LOL.

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 That's a good idea.

Hosch250

Did you learn anything new?

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 I'm not sure I've seen that before

Hosch250

5:43 PM

Geobits just asked you it not long ago.

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 Haha

Hosch250

Apparently, he has the key to your soul.

@Hosch250 Oh, I see.

@VoteToClose :)

5:45 PM

He recognizes HTML tags.

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose ಠ_ಠ

quartata

@ He doesn't

VoteToClose

lel [@]

sigh

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose ^

VoteToClose

Do you know how to do italics?

Marky Markov

5:46 PM

@VoteToClose :P

VoteToClose

Do you know how to do italics?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose ^

Hosch250

He probably can't see the * [@]

VoteToClose

What *?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose ^

Calvin's Hobbies

5:47 PM

He's done italics before

To make italics.

@Calvin'sHobbies lol

OK.

@Hosch250 :P

14 hours ago, by Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ sigh

Marky Markov

5:48 PM

@Calvin'sHobbies oh

Calvin's Hobbies

kinda

Who will be the next US president, Marky?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure.

Calvin's Hobbies

Will they be republican?

VoteToClose

beard stroke He knows what's up.

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies lol

Hosch250

5:49 PM

Is Hillary Clinton cheating to get her delegates?

@Hosch250 lol

Hillary Clinton

@VoteToClose lol

@MarkyMarkov This isn't a funny matter.

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 ^

Calvin's Hobbies

5:49 PM

@MarkyMarkov Is that a "that's so unlikely I had to laugh"?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes

VoteToClose

I'm pretty sure he's just saying lol to anything related to presidential candidates.

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose I'm not sure what you mean.

Calvin's Hobbies

Will you be the next US president?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies yes

Calvin's Hobbies

5:50 PM

Oh, alright.

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure.

You just said "yes"

@Calvin'sHobbies :P

Stop trolling me

@Calvin'sHobbies yes

5:51 PM

Can I be your defense secretary?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure what you mean.

quartata

Will I be your vice-president?

Marky Markov

@quartata . ?

quartata

You know, your right-hand guy.

Marky Markov

@quartata ^

Calvin's Hobbies

5:52 PM

You seem unqualified if you don't know these terms...

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK ?

quartata

Will Geobits be your vice-president?

Marky Markov

@quartata :)

Hosch250

@Calvin'sHobbies You should be the foreign relations secretary.

quartata

@Geobits

Marky Markov

5:52 PM

@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you mean.

quartata

What's your opinion on Mexico?

Calvin's Hobbies

What are you sure of?

Marky Markov

@quartata ( I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure how to do that. )

3

quartata

Will you build a wall between the U.S and Mexico?

Marky Markov

@quartata No

Hosch250

5:53 PM

You can get all those countries out their to play games with each other, and then you can win the Nobel Peace prize.

Calvin's Hobbies

@MarkyMarkov flip flopper

quartata

@MarkyMarkov Then you've got my vote.

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies No

Hosch250

@quartata Not even a digital one?

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 Yes, I'm not sure.

Hosch250

5:54 PM

So, you want a cyber wall between the US and Mexico?

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 no

Hosch250

How will you handle ISIS?

@Hosch250 yes

how

@Calvin'sHobbies yes

5:55 PM

Pretends to be Dick from the Internet You support ISIS???

@Hosch250 :D

Will you nuke ISIS?

@quartata Yeah

Hm. Interesting approach.

Hosch250

Sounds awful.

Marky Markov

5:55 PM

@quartata :D

Calvin's Hobbies

Will you nuke anyone else?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I don't think so

Calvin's Hobbies

Good

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Good

quartata

Do you like burritos?

Marky Markov

5:57 PM

@quartata I don't know.

quartata

Have you ever had a burrito?

Marky Markov

@quartata I'm not sure.

quartata

Have you ever had beans rice cheese and guacamole wrapped in a tortilla?

Calvin's Hobbies

Will you nuke burritos?

Marky Markov

@quartata No.

quartata

5:58 PM

@MarkyMarkov You should try one.

Marky Markov

@quartata No, I'm not.

quartata

D:

Marky Markov

@quartata :D

quartata

Have you ever had spaghetti?

Marky Markov

@quartata I'm not sure.

Hosch250

5:59 PM

Do you like pizza?

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 No

quartata

Have you ever had tagliatelle alla bolognese?

Hosch250

!? Everyone likes pizza!

quartata

Oh boy. That probably confused the shit out of it.

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 :)

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