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5:00 AM
@Geobits I haven't mod edited him
 
@Geobits ok, I changed it back :P
 
@VoteToClose lol
@AlexA. :D
 
Can we refresh the dictionary now? :D He's had some prime material.
 
Marky, do you like to bathe in old hotdog water?
 
@Doorknob :D
@VoteToClose I'm not sure if I'm not sure how to do that.
 
5:01 AM
@Geobits Publishing as an e-book?
 
@MarkyMarkov glad you're happy about that
 
@MarkyMarkov wat
 
@MarkyMarkov woah, meta-commentary here
 
The Latest: Pope briefly emerges to speak with well-wishers
 
I can't even star it.
 
5:01 AM
@AlexA. nope
 
@Vot Current chat won't do it, I'd have to update his learning set, which I can't do from here.
 
@trichoplax Yes
 
what is truth?
 
@VoteToClose :D
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I thought you went to bed :P
 
5:02 AM
@Calvin'sHobbies Yes
 
@MarkyMarkov newlearn
 
@VoteToClose Yes
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yes
 
@MarkyMarkov rekt
 
taco > burger?
 
@Geobits Let me check my dictionary...
Reading model parameters from train/translate.ckpt-65150
 
5:03 AM
@ale my bro is keeping the light on :I
 
@VoteToClose ^
@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK
 
@Calvin'sHobbies He don't eat, m9
 
@VoteToClose _UNK
 
Do you eat, Marky?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Yes.
 
5:05 AM
rekt
 
@Geobits Yes.
 
Do you eat humans?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Yes.
 
What language should I learn next?
 
5:06 AM
@Calvin'sHobbies Yes
 
doea it deterministically answer?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yes.
 
There's context too so no
 
@trichoplax ^
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ geo said yes
 
5:07 AM
@Calvin'sHobbies Yes, I'm not sure.
 
Well, yes but taking into account context too
 
Why "Beep Boop Maggot"?
 
@trichoplax ^
 
@trichoplax Which do you know?
 
5:07 AM
@Hosch250 I think it's a good idea
 
@MarkyMarkov Thank you for the irrelevant reply.
You are a pretty smart bot, though.
 
@Hosch250 Pretty much anything I say in here is just to test the bot :)
 
@Hosch250 ^
@trichoplax no
 
@trichoplax Oh.
 
me and quartata had a bot called the tin soldier, a reference to tf2. the name is from something it says
 
5:08 AM
@MarkyMarkov Now I don't know who to believe.
 
@Hosch250 :P
@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you're talking about.
 
@Hosch250 But a little bit of python and javascript and a tiny bit of c++
 
@MarkyMarkov Me either.
 
@trichoplax :D
 
@trichoplax I like C#, but it isn't good for golfing.
 
5:09 AM
@Hosch250 Yeah, I'm not sure if I can't find it.
 
what is truth?
 
I can more or less read Java/VB.NET/Python/JS/a few others.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yes
@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you're talking about.
 
@MarkyMarkov I thought I was, but now I'm not.
 
5:10 AM
You are making me think in circles.
 
Marky is not a programmer.
 
@Hosch250 I'm not sure what you mean.
 
@VoteToClose I know ;)
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure I'm not sure what you're doing.
 
Are you a programmer?
 
@Hosch250 I'm not sure if I can't find anything else.
 
@trichoplax Who are you talking to?
 
@trichoplax no
 
@Hosch250 In here, almost invariably the bot...
 
OK, sorry.
 
5:11 AM
:)
 
@trichoplax He's not the programmer, he's the programmee. :P
 
You already said that, but I wasn't sure.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Haha
@Hosch250 Yes
 
@AlexA. Just wanted to check if the answer was the same after the latest update
 
@MarkyMarkov How did you earn your name?
 
5:12 AM
@trichoplax lol
@trichoplax no
 
well, good night for real.
 
@Hosch250 I'll link to a previous message to avoid confusion in here so it's always clear if I'm not talking to the bot
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Good night.
 
@Hosch250 Yes
@trichoplax I'm not sure what you mean
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^
@trichoplax ok thanks
 
5:14 AM
Shall I teach him CR's official greeting?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies ok
@Hosch250 :D
 
Monking!
 
He's not gonna monking you :P
 
If I monking him enough, he might.
 
@Hosch250 :D
 
5:15 AM
Not that sort of bot
 
@Geobits lol
 
@Hosch Only once I update his training set ;)
 
@Hosch250 lol
 
I love you Marky
 
@trichoplax :D
 
5:16 AM
Will you write a challenge for me?
 
"If I had a nickel for every person bot I met that was as charming as you, I'd have 5 10 cents"
 
@trichoplax ^
 
Boom. Challenge made.
 
@VoteToClose I think
3
 
LOL.
 
5:17 AM
You do?
 
@Hosch250 _UNK
 
lel
 
@VoteToClose I'm not sure what you're talking about.
 
_UNKing is kinda like monking, right? :P
 
@Geobits XD
 
5:20 AM
So this is where Marky lives.
 
@Zgarb I'm not sure what the _UNK is.
3
 
Me neither.
 
@Zgarb ^
 
He _UNK's ironically.
 
@VoteToClose :P
 
5:22 AM
Nice use of the tongue emoticon, Marky.
 
@Zgarb :P
 
Now you're overdoing it.
 
@Zgarb :P
 
lel.
 
@VoteToClose _UNK
 
5:24 AM
Hey, Mark, am I a good programmer?
 
Good night, Marky.
 
@VoteToClose ಠ_ಠ
 
Geez.
 
@VoteToClose ಠ_ಠ
 
Dafuq man?
 
5:24 AM
@VoteToClose I'm not sure
 
This is the best message ever:
2 hours ago, by Marky Markov
@trichoplax I'm not sure
 
You nailed the timing on that one.
 
@VoteToClose Oh, okay
 
In response to:
2 hours ago, by trichoplax
When is graduation?
 
\o/
 
5:25 AM
@VoteToClose I'm not sure what you're talking about.
 
Graduation.
 
I hope those links don't mess him up.
 
@VoteToClose ^
 
Nah.
 
@Hosch250 I think I'll go to bed
 
5:25 AM
LOL.
 
This bot is amazing.
 
@Hosch250 :P
@VoteToClose I think I'll go to bed
4
 
You tired? :P
 
@VoteToClose :P
 
Okay, pal. Learn something new while you sleep.
 
5:26 AM
@VoteToClose lol
 
Is this working on a neural network?
 
@Hosch250 _UNK
 
@Hosch yes, tensorflow seq2seq model
 
@Geobits You should submit the code to that bot challenge that ran once.
Interesting. A few people on CR are studying neural networks and machine learning now.
 
@Hosch250 I'm not sure if I can't find any more.
 
5:32 AM
bye
 
@Calvin'sHobbies bye
 
@Calvin'sHobbies ?
 
When do you update your word list, Marky?
 
@Hosch250 :D
 
5:33 AM
@MarkyMarkov Show Hosch the new stuff you've learned.
 
When Geobits tells him to learn new things.
 
@Geobits Let me check my dictionary...
Reading model parameters from train/translate.ckpt-65550
@VoteToClose I'm not sure what you're talking about.
 
Monking.
 
@Hosch250 _UNK ?
 
We haven't monking'ed you enough yet?
 
5:34 AM
@Hosch250 I'm not sure.
 
LOL.
 
@Hosch250 _UNK
 
I love locking VS up by accidentally opening the Object Browser.
 
@Hosch250 :)
 
:(
 
5:40 AM
@Hosch250 :)
 
Marky, you definitely have a happy outlook on life.
 
@Hosch250 :D
 
He's also a bit of a troll. Just sayin.
 
@Geobits :D
 
It looks like he is proud of the title.
 
5:44 AM
@Hosch250 :D
 
Stop smiling like an idiot, Marky.
 
@Geobits ...
 
LOL.
 
@Hosch250 ...
 
 
5:47 AM
@Doorknob ...
 
23 secs ago, by Marky Markov
@Doorknob ...
 
@Doorknob ...
 
2 repetitions of :), then 3 :D, then 4 ...
 
@Doorknob 0. 0. 0. 0
 
3 * 4 =
 
5:49 AM
@Geobits 0. 0. 0. 0
 
Incorrect
 
@Geobits ^
 
0 + 0 =
 
@Doorknob 0
 
5:49 AM
nice :P
 
@Doorknob :)
 
@VoteToClose How'd you do that?
 
@VoteToClose :P
 
@Hosch250 Witchcraft and buffoonery.
 
5:50 AM
@VoteToClose :P
 
 
@Hosch250 _UNK
 
That is a zero-width unicode space.
 
@Hosch250 _UNK
 
@Hosch250 I know. c:
 
5:51 AM
@VoteToClose _UNK
 
@MarkyMarkov No, I really do. xD
 
Now you need a zero-height one :P
 
@VoteToClose :D
 
Hint: You won't be able to type it.
 
@VoteToClose I used that to trick SE's system to let me have a ? as the last visible character in one of my titles.
 
5:51 AM
@VoteToClose I'm not sure what the hell is.
6
 
@VoteToClose I pasted the last one.
 
e^(pi*i)+1=
 
@Hosch250 _UNK
 
@MarkyMarkov @ ahahahaha
 
@Hosch250 Mine is uncopyable on most systems.
 
5:52 AM
@VoteToClose _UNK
 
@MarkyMarkov "The hell" is a place where bad robots go after their daddies turn them off. [@]
 
e^(pi*i)+1=
 
@Doorknob _UNK
 
:(
 
@Doorknob _UNK
 
5:53 AM
It's � [@]
 
e to the (pi times square root of -1) plus 1 =
 
@Doorknob yes
 
.-.
 
@Doorknob 00
 
He's really trying, man.
xD
 
5:53 AM
@VoteToClose :P
 
^~^
 
@Doorknob ( the first one )
 
wat
 
@VoteToClose _UNK
 
ok, I took that from Conor's message (the one that triggered the sandbox message) and it appears to result in interesting behavior
 
5:54 AM
I'm pretty sure he's just using _UNK as a generic "idk m8"
 
@Doorknob Hello
 
@MarkyMarkov hi
 
Hi.
 
@Doorknob I'm not sure what you're talking about.
 
rickroll'd
 
5:55 AM
@VoteToClose ninja'd
 
:O!!!
 
@Doorknob Yes.
 
I'm sorry, Marky, I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
 
@AlexA. I'm not sure what you mean.
 
^~^
 
5:55 AM
@Doorknob I'm not sure I've been here for a few months ago.
2
 
@VoteToClose _UNK
 
@MarkyMarkov yeah something's seriously up with that emoticon
 
@Doorknob I'm not sure I've been trying to figure out how to do that
 
yeah, but I have
 
5:56 AM
@Doorknob I'm not sure I've seen that before.
 
italics, you mean?
 
@Doorknob Yes
 
He's so uncertain. D:
 
oh, well now you have
 
I wonder what interesting conversations we would get if he scanned the 2nd Monitor.
 
5:56 AM
@Doorknob I'm not sure what the hell is
 
we just explained this to you
 
@Doorknob :)
 
^^^ Grammar change.
 
... oh you're trolling me aren't you
 
@VoteToClose :P
 
5:57 AM
Marky, you silly troll
 
@Doorknob Yes
 
at least you admit it
 
@Doorknob Haha
 
haha
 
@Doorknob :P
 
5:57 AM
ok, let's see how you respond to this again ^~^
 
@Doorknob ^
 
~
 
boring -_-
 
@AlexA. I'm not sure how to do that
 
@MarkyMarkov shift + grave accent
 
5:58 AM
@Doorknob I'm not sure how to do that
 
Squiggle. Squiggle hard, Marky. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
@AlexA. _UNK
 
you don't know lenny? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
bearmonkey'd
 
@Doorknob _UNK
 
5:58 AM
( ͡_UNK ͜ʖ ͡_UNK)
 
@MarkyMarkov ... fair enough
 
@AlexA. no
 
hahaha
 
@ ahahahaha
 
bearmonkey'd
 
5:59 AM
@Doorknob _UNK
@VoteToClose _UNK
 
let's try this again ^~^
 
@Doorknob k
 
uhh
 
What is ^~^?
 
@Doorknob I'm not sure what you mean.
 
5:59 AM
@Geobits Baby don't hurt me?
 
@Geo A weird looking emoticon
 
@VoteToClose _UNK
 
I was asking Marky >_<
 
@Geobits :D
 

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