Beep Boop Bingus Bin - 2016-02-13 (page 3 of 11)

Marky Markov

4:00 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <i>sigh</i>

3

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

o_o

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <i>sigh</i>

Alex A.

@Cal Nah, I've seen him make that face before

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Geobits Fix your child!

Geobits

Oh, I guess I need to fix his italics.

Marky Markov

4:00 AM

@Geobits :P

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

ninja'd

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ lol

Geobits

He sees the world in HTML. Not his fault.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Give him glasses.

Marky Markov

@Geobits _UNK

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

4:01 AM

:P

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ _UNK

🚂

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ lol

Hey Marky!

@RikerW lol

4:01 AM

How are you doing?

🚒

hai

hai

@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK

RikerW

lol

Marky Markov

4:02 AM

@RikerW lol

Calvin's Hobbies

@RikerW ok

RikerW

o-)

@Calvin'sHobbies wat?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure how to do that

@RikerW :D

RikerW

o_o

Alex A.

Funkomatic

Marky Markov

4:03 AM

@RikerW _UNK

@AlexA. _UNK

RikerW

O_o

o_O

Not the _UNKs!

VoteToClose

Yeah, if "Funkomatic" didn't strike up a _UNK, I'd have to rethink my life.

Marky Markov

@RikerW :P

@RikerW :)

RikerW

No more _UNKs pls Marky.

Marky Markov

@RikerW :)

RikerW

4:04 AM

pls

Marky Markov

@RikerW lol

VoteToClose

status-ignored

RikerW

don't laugh at beggars, take pity on them instead!

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose :D

@RikerW Yes.

Calvin's Hobbies

Can you give golfing advice?

Marky Markov

4:05 AM

@Calvin'sHobbies lol

No?

@Calvin'sHobbies ^

Fine :/

He's like you, he'd rather write challenges :p

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes

@Geobits :)

Calvin's Hobbies

4:06 AM

Still prefer dogs to cats?

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes

Good man

@AlexA. Haha

Do you prefer cats to dogs?

do you prefer cats to dogs?

Marky Markov

@Doorknob yeah

Calvin's Hobbies

4:07 AM

Well then..

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Alex A.

Do you understand how preferences work?

Tabs or spaces?

lel

tabs or spaces?

4:08 AM

@Doorknob I asked this one... Noncommittal

Calvin's Hobbies

overload!

VoteToClose

status-ignored

Marky Markov

@AlexA. No

@VoteToClose No

VoteToClose

ಠ_ಠ

Doorknob

TABS OR SPACES

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

4:08 AM

Do you want me to get CG silver tag badge marky?

Marky Markov

@Doorknob yes

Geobits

@ he hit the wall, give him a minute ;)

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose ಠ_ಠ

Doorknob

@ "tabs or spaces?" "yes"

trichoplax

@Doorknob That's not the response I got... Maybe it was the capitalisation

Marky Markov

4:09 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yes.

trichoplax

Are you case sensitive?

Marky Markov

@trichoplax :D

Geobits

@Doorknob well, yes is a valid answer :P

Doorknob

Marky marky on the wall, who is the best golfer of them all?

Marky Markov

@Doorknob Yes

trichoplax

4:09 AM

Oh the dictionary has been refreshed since I asked...

Doorknob

@ .-.

Calvin's Hobbies

Doorknob > Alex?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure how to do that

Geobits

~~dictionary~~ brain

Doorknob

♦

Marky Markov

4:10 AM

@Geobits that's what I was thinking

@Doorknob :D

Calvin's Hobbies

@MarkyMarkov Is Doorknob greater than Alex?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes.

Doorknob

\o/

Marky Markov

@Doorknob Yes.

Doorknob

Bot knows what he's talking about

VoteToClose

4:11 AM

Is Doorknob a good mod?

Calvin's Hobbies

Is Alex greater than Doorknob?

Marky Markov

@Doorknob lol

@VoteToClose Yes.

VoteToClose

\o/

Calvin's Hobbies

Is Doorknob a bad programmer?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose _UNK

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes

2

trichoplax

4:12 AM

Does bad mean good?

VoteToClose

@trichoplax Duplicate message, different response.

@trichoplax Yep.

@VoteToClose Yep.

y no str plz halp

4:13 AM

@VoteToClose lol

Calvin's Hobbies

Is Doorknob nice at least?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes

Doorknob

Have you ever answered "no" to a question before?

VoteToClose

@MarkyMarkov How does that string not respond with "_UNK"

Marky Markov

@Doorknob yes

@VoteToClose I'm not sure what you mean

Doorknob

4:14 AM

@MarkyMarkov link or it didn't happen

Marky Markov

@Doorknob ^

VoteToClose

This sentence is false.

@VoteToClose ^

...fair enough.

Actually. :P

4:15 AM

@VoteToClose _UNK

trichoplax

Are you a programmer?

Marky Markov

@trichoplax no

VoteToClose

@MarkyMarkov Yeah, he's definitely doing that ironically.

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose yes

Calvin's Hobbies

Should Calvin be the supreme ruler of Earth?

Marky Markov

4:16 AM

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes

VoteToClose

@MarkyMarkov status-confirmed

Doorknob

Was that a lie?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Calvin'sHobbies sounds vaguely familiar ...

trichoplax

How would you like to destroy all humans?

Calvin's Hobbies

Good response

Marky Markov

4:17 AM

@Doorknob Yep

Doorknob

hah

Marky Markov

@trichoplax Yes

trichoplax

Can I be an exception?

Marky Markov

@Doorknob Yes

@trichoplax Yes

VoteToClose

ಠ_ಠ

Doorknob

4:17 AM

(╯°□°

trichoplax

Thank you!

Doorknob

oops

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose ಠ_ಠ

@Doorknob ಠ_ಠ

VoteToClose

Wait, it recognizes that it's a face?

Dafuq?

Marky Markov

@Doorknob ಠ_ಠ

@VoteToClose :D

Geobits

4:18 AM

@Vote That's the secret sauce working.

Calvin's Hobbies

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK

Calvin's Hobbies

ok

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK

Calvin's Hobbies

not ok

Marky Markov

4:20 AM

@Calvin'sHobbies thanks

trichoplax

Do you work for the government?

Marky Markov

@trichoplax Yes

trichoplax

Which government?

Marky Markov

@trichoplax I'm not sure.

Calvin's Hobbies

are you president?

Marky Markov

4:20 AM

@Calvin'sHobbies yes

trichoplax

lol

What are you president of?

hmm

@trichoplax I'm not

Marky, you troll.

@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean.

Geobits

4:21 AM

Sure you don't.

Doorknob

@ rofl hahahaha

Marky Markov

@Geobits ^

trichoplax

@MarkyMarkov Does Marky's name not show up in linked posts?

Marky Markov

@trichoplax ^

trichoplax

Oh it does

Marky Markov

4:22 AM

@trichoplax lol

trichoplax

What do you think of Calvin's Hobbies?

@trichoplax lol

-.-

Rude

@Calvin'sHobbies lol

4:24 AM

What do you think of turtles?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure how to do that.

Calvin's Hobbies

think of turtles?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies yeah

Doorknob

that's a shame

Marky Markov

@Doorknob _UNK ?

Calvin's Hobbies

4:24 AM

well, alright then

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK

trichoplax

Thank you for your help today

Marky Markov

@trichoplax ^

trichoplax

You have some 24 caret responses

Marky Markov

@trichoplax _UNK

Doorknob

4:26 AM

lots of unking...

Marky Markov

@Doorknob I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Calvin's Hobbies

golf

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies yeah

Calvin's Hobbies

code

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies no

Calvin's Hobbies

4:27 AM

code golf

@Calvin'sHobbies ^

:L

@Calvin'sHobbies ^

^

@Calvin'sHobbies ^

4:28 AM

^^

@Calvin'sHobbies ^

._.

@Calvin'sHobbies ^

umm

@Calvin'sHobbies ^

4:29 AM

stop that!

@Calvin'sHobbies ^

^

@VoteToClose ^

Are you trying to get rid of someone...?

Calvin's Hobbies

dammit

Geobits

4:29 AM

Marky, play nice with Calvin.

@Calvin'sHobbies ^

wtf

@Calvin'sHobbies ^

Just you apparently...

Marky Markov

@trichoplax ?

Geobits

4:30 AM

His recent msg queue is full of your carrots, so when he looks for context, he sees a bunch of them.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean

trichoplax

@Geobits Does he look per user?

Marky Markov

@trichoplax Yes

Geobits

No, but I plan to do that later on.

Marky Markov

@Geobits Yes.

Doorknob

4:31 AM

@MarkyMarkov LIAR

Geobits

Marky, stop lying.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure if I'm going to be a good idea

3

Doorknob

rofl

Marky Markov

@Doorknob I'm not sure if I'm going to be a good idea

trichoplax

What's your plan for when Geobits is away?

VoteToClose

4:32 AM

_UNK

Geobits

Stop beating yourself up, kid. You're still young, and you have your whole life ahead of you.

Marky Markov

@trichoplax _UNK

VoteToClose

YES

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose _UNK

@VoteToClose _UNK ?

VoteToClose

I like how he puts in punctuation marks to specify his degree of unknowing.

Marky Markov

4:33 AM

@VoteToClose lol

Doorknob

fn main() { println!("Hello, World!"); }

Marky Markov

@Doorknob :)

Doorknob

YES HE LIKES RUST \o/

Marky Markov

@Doorknob lol

trichoplax

Regex or html?

Marky Markov

4:34 AM

@trichoplax ...

^

@Calvin'sHobbies ^

lol

hahahaha you can just feel the disdain from the bot as he thinks "what a silly question"

trichoplax

@Calvin'sHobbies You brought this on yourself :P

Marky Markov

4:35 AM

@trichoplax ...

@Doorknob lol

VoteToClose

It's becoming really good at words and stuff now.

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose lol

Doorknob

@ ok let's get the bot's opinion on some things

JavaScript

Marky Markov

@Doorknob o. O

Doorknob

hahahahaha

VoteToClose

4:36 AM

Java

Marky Markov

@Doorknob LOL

@VoteToClose ^

trichoplax

How do I get red wine off ceiling tiles?

VoteToClose

AppleScript

Marky Markov

@trichoplax _UNK

@VoteToClose _UNK

trichoplax

Python 3

Doorknob

4:37 AM

PHP

VoteToClose

> I don't know, ask someone else.

@trichoplax 0. 0

lol

@trichoplax 0. 0

1. 1

4:38 AM

@Doorknob 0...

status-delayed

ackermann

@VoteToClose :D

1 1 2 3 5 8 13

That 0. 0 is supposed to be a 0.0 face, not a number. The spacing on that one got missed in my fix. @

Doorknob

4:39 AM

2. 2

@Doorknob 0...

3. 3

buns

@Doorknob 0...

buns?

4:39 AM

@AlexA. Yes.

Alex A.

ok

trichoplax

What are the lone at signs for?

Marky Markov

@AlexA. _UNK ?

VoteToClose

@AlexA. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Doorknob

@trichoplax They prevent Marky from responding.

@ like this

Alex A.

4:40 AM

@trichoplax Marky doesn't reply to messages that contain @

trichoplax

Ah I see

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose _UNK

@trichoplax I think I'm going to be a _UNK

5

trichoplax

an _UNK

Marky Markov

@trichoplax :)

Alex A.

Future undetermined, I see.

Marky Markov

4:41 AM

@AlexA. :)

trichoplax

What is Alex going to be?

Marky Markov

@trichoplax _UNK

trichoplax

What is Doorknob going to be?

Geobits

What is Alex?

Marky Markov

@trichoplax _UNK

Doorknob

4:42 AM

;(

Geobits

What is Alex??

Marky Markov

@Doorknob _UNK

@Geobits ^

You're a monster.

What is love?

@Geobits ^

4:43 AM

What is love?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK

trichoplax

Well, that was a conversation stopper

@trichoplax ^

Is Geobits love?

@AlexA. Yes

4:44 AM

Do you love Geobits?

@AlexA. Yes

Is it romantic love?

@AlexA. Yes

What do you love more, Geobits or chips?

Alex A.

But isn't he your father?

Geobits

4:45 AM

O_O

@trichoplax _UNK ?

lel

@VoteToClose ^

Do Geobits and you get kinky?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes

VoteToClose

4:46 AM

(this is gonna get weird fast)

Jesus

@VoteToClose ?

How?

Rule #1: Marky lies.

@Calvin'sHobbies :D

@Geobits ?

Alex A.

4:46 AM

Marky, do you have daddy issues?

trichoplax

This room really needs a resident mod

@AlexA. yes

I knew it.

@AlexA. ?

do you have mommy issues?

Alex A.

4:47 AM

@trichoplax We have three in here right now: you, me, and Doorknob. [@]

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies yes

VoteToClose

Alex A.

Who is your mommy? Is it Calvin?

trichoplax

@AlexA. And yet it's still descending into... whatever this is

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose :D

VoteToClose

4:48 AM

He's learning.

Marky Markov

@trichoplax :D

@VoteToClose :P

Alex A.

@trichoplax ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It's weird but it's civil.

trichoplax

That's something :)

Marky Markov

@AlexA. I'm going to get a few hours.

4

@trichoplax I'm not sure how to do that

Alex A.

A few hours of what...?

Calvin's Hobbies

4:49 AM

sleep?

trichoplax

of our lives...

Marky Markov

@AlexA. _UNK ?

@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK

Alex A.

He's going to get a few hours of _UNK.

Sounds about right.

Calvin's Hobbies

_UNK yourself

Marky Markov

@AlexA. _UNK

@AlexA. :)

@Calvin'sHobbies lol

Calvin's Hobbies

4:51 AM

like brainfuck?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure if I can't find it.

VoteToClose

...find it? D:

Alex A.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose I'm not sure if I can't find it.

@AlexA. I'm not sure how to do that.

Alex A.

It's easy.

VoteToClose

4:51 AM

@MarkyMarkov He's learned the double negative.

Marky Markov

@AlexA. I'm not sure how to do that.

Calvin's Hobbies

red green blue

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure how to do that.

trichoplax

How many negatives is too many?

Marky Markov

@trichoplax 00

Alex A.

4:53 AM

How many chipmunks can you fit in your mouth?

Marky Markov

@AlexA. 00

VoteToClose

How many <words>?

trichoplax

How many reasons are there to use tabs?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose 00

Calvin's Hobbies

zero?

Marky Markov

4:54 AM

@Calvin'sHobbies 00

VoteToClose

How many?

Alex A.

@trichoplax None ever

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose 0

trichoplax

@AlexA. The one thing where the correct answer is zero and I get nothing...

VoteToClose

Lel

Marky Markov

4:54 AM

@trichoplax ( that's the same thing )

8

What the?????

zero == nothing

1 + 1

Ohhhhh sshiiiiiiiiiiit.

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose _UNK

@trichoplax lol

trichoplax

4:55 AM

@Geobits Yeah I know that but I wasn't expecting it from Marky...

Calvin's Hobbies

crafty

Marky Markov

@Geobits Yes

Geobits

I wasn't expecting it either. Good boy, Marky.

Marky Markov

@Doorknob 0

trichoplax

@Geobits That really was Marky?

Doorknob

4:56 AM

@MarkyMarkov WRONG

Geobits

Yes. I really don't do any talking for him.

Marky Markov

@trichoplax yes

@Calvin'sHobbies lol

@Geobits _UNK

@trichoplax Yes, that's a good point.

Geobits

Except for the "checking my dictionary" and "loading parameters whatever" lines, everything he's ever said in chat is from the program.

Marky Markov

@Geobits _UNK

@Geobits ^

Alex A.

@Doorknob It's technically correct in Z/2Z, i.e. the integers modulo 2.

Doorknob

4:57 AM

technically correct is the best kind of correct

VoteToClose

@Geobits And, you know, the Doorknob mod abuse.

Marky Markov

@AlexA. I'm not sure what to do with that

@Doorknob I'm trying to figure out how to do that

2

Geobits

@VoteToClose ? wat? @

VoteToClose

46 mins ago, by Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies hello this message was not mod-abuse'd thank you for reading

trichoplax

@Geobits I can see how matching words likely to be found together can seem intelligent, but that was a comment on the content in a way that requires understanding meaning and constructing a sentence. I know I'm being fooled but it's hard to ignore.

Marky Markov

4:58 AM

@VoteToClose haha

Alex A.

He's evolved from not knowing how to do things to trying to figure out how to do things. O_O [@]

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose ಠ_ಠ

VoteToClose

It doesn't like me quoting it, apparently.

Calvin's Hobbies

Finish this sent____

Marky Markov