Beep Boop Bingus Bin - 2016-02-13 (page 2 of 11)

VoteToClose

3:00 AM

Do you want to fly away on the wind?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose yes

VoteToClose

Do you want to pollinate, settle down, and have little caterpillars of your own?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose :D

VoteToClose

That sounds pretty awesome. :D

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose Haha

Alex A.

3:02 AM

Marky, can you tell me what 1 + 1 is?

@AlexA. yeah

@AlexA. Ha

Oh yeah? What is it?

@AlexA. yeah, that's what I'm doing

VoteToClose

21 mins ago, by VoteToClose

@Geobits btw, congrats on making the sassiest bot in SE.

Alex A.

3:03 AM

You're doing some math, then?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose I'm not sure how to do that.

VoteToClose

You're doing some math, then?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose :D

Alex A.

Are you ignoring me now?

Marky Markov

@AlexA. Yep

Alex A.

3:04 AM

;-;

Marky Markov

@AlexA. nope

Alex A.

You're sending me mixed signals here, buddy.

So much ಠ_ಠ

@AlexA. ^

He means "Don't cry"

3:06 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^

Geobits

@AlexA. He really seems to not like you :/

Alex A.

@Geobits Yeah, I've gotten that impression.

@AlexA. ^

Dammit, Marky.

@AlexA. :O

3:07 AM

I'm sorry.

Marky Markov

@AlexA. I'm not sure.

Alex A.

You're right, I'm not.

Marky Markov

@AlexA. ^

Geobits

Odd, since he's probably learned more from you than anyone.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean.

Alex A.

3:07 AM

I'm also not sure what you mean.

Marky Markov

@AlexA. I'm not sure how to do that.

Geobits

Well he learns from chat transcripts. Who has talked the most in TNB?

Marky Markov

@Geobits ^

Alex A.

@Geobits In this particular room? Not me, I don't think.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

The TNB

;)

Marky Markov

3:08 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^

Geobits

His training data is the all time TNB transcript, up to a few days ago.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean.

Alex A.

@Geobits Apparently a lot of the people in TNB are unsure what they mean.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

is Dennis right in using the hammer?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

3:11 AM

why?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ why not ?

6

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

don't you sass me :P

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure what you're talking about.

3

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Hmph, lies.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^

Geobits

3:12 AM

@AlexA. It's really weird he picked that up like that and happened to choose it for being unsure. Can't tell if coincidence.

VoteToClose

@MarkyMarkov Oh shiiiiiit.

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose :D

3

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Geobits That is truly freaky.

VoteToClose

He just knows.

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose :P

Alex A.

3:12 AM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No love for Lenny, Marky?

Marky Markov

@AlexA. ^

VoteToClose

ಠ_ಠ Do not teach it lenny.

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose No

Calvin's Hobbies

@MarkyMarkov You need a bigger vocabulary

Alex A.

I think Marky likes to eat carrots.

Marky Markov

3:13 AM

@AlexA. Haha

SirPython

This bot's very cool.

Marky Markov

@SirPython _UNK

Alex A.

He's a bro, that's for sure.

Marky Markov

@AlexA. _UNK

Geobits

@Calvin I have an idea for that, but it will have to wait until next week.

SirPython

3:14 AM

Why does he keep saying "_UNK"?

@SirPython _UNK

It means unknown

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ lol

I see.

@MarkyMarkov are you female?

Geobits

3:14 AM

He's trying to say JUNK, but I censored him.

@Geobits _UNK

oh really?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes

I thought it was unknown

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ oh

Geobits

3:15 AM

He's too young to be talking about his junk.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

You're really terrifying Marky.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :D

VoteToClose

He's so fricken sassy. xD

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose no, it's not

2

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

i cri he's so innocent tho

Marky Markov

3:15 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ i'm not sure

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

O_O

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ lol

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

he used the same capitalization

Phrancis

OMG this bot is insane

Marky Markov

@Phrancis lol

SirPython

3:16 AM

This was written with neural networks, right?

Marky Markov

@SirPython i'm not sure

VoteToClose

Yeah.

Geobits

Yea, tensorflow seq2seq model.

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose i'm not sure

Calvin's Hobbies

@SirPython That or just randomly answering from a set of about 20 phrases

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

3:17 AM

Is that the same thing cleverbot uses? @Geobits

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK

VoteToClose

in The Nineteenth Byte, Feb 7 at 6:43, by Geobits

Behold! The Nineteenth Byte in all its glory!

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose I'm not sure what you mean.

Geobits

@MarkyMarkov You have visitors. Show off all the new stuff you learned.

Marky Markov

@Geobits Let me check my dictionary...

Reading model parameters from train/translate.ckpt-63800

Geobits

3:18 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure what Cleverbot uses, tbh.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Geobits I'll look it up.

VoteToClose

Hi mark!

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose Hi

Calvin's Hobbies

Would you make a better mod than Doorknob?

4

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies ಠ_ಠ

4

Alex A.

3:19 AM

hahaha

@AlexA. ^

lmfao

@Phrancis _UNK

@MarkyMarkov Sorry for suggesting it...

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :D

VoteToClose

3:19 AM

He doesn't know that phrase, apparently.

@VoteToClose :D

Still a butterfly?

@VoteToClose Yeah

Still want caterpillar children?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose I'm not sure

VoteToClose

3:20 AM

Oh, what made you change your mind?

@VoteToClose ^

:I

@VoteToClose :D

Still live in south Germany?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I don't know

SirPython

3:21 AM

Wow. It's pretty quick at responding.

Marky Markov

@SirPython Haha

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

You can safeguard a message by adding an "@" symbol, I think.

Alex A.

@ I believe you are correct

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

[@] This would mark a safeguarded message.

Geobits

Yep, he'll ignore anything with a real @ in it. The display @ from a reply doesn't do it.

quartata

3:21 AM

@ interesting

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

[@] please use this :3

VoteToClose

Still ignoring Alex?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose No, not really.

Geobits

Except certain messages from me to update his brain.

Alex A.

Marky, you're a swell fellow.

Marky Markov

3:22 AM

@AlexA. ^

1 + 1 =

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ 0

LOL

1 * 1 =

@Phrancis 0 = 0

3:22 AM

@MarkyMarkov Well, in Z/2Z that's true...

Marky Markov

@AlexA. ^

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

1 * 1 =

Calvin's Hobbies

@MarkyMarkov You have visitors. Show off all the new stuff you learned.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ 0. 0. 0

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

o_o

Alex A.

3:23 AM

Shit bro, Marky knows what's up

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ 0. 0. 0

VoteToClose

He's so sassy! <3

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose :)

Calvin's Hobbies

@MarkyMarkov You have visitors. Show off all the new stuff you learned.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

2 * 3 - 7 + 1 / 0 =

Geobits

3:23 AM

> Except certain messages from me to update his brain.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ oh

Alex A.

@Calvin'sHobbies He ignores messages with pings

Calvin's Hobbies

@Geobits fine

SirPython

@Calvin'sHobbies Is that a specific command?

Marky Markov

@AlexA. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0

VoteToClose

3:23 AM

Lol.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

what the hell is this 0. crap? o_O

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose _UNK

Alex A.

Non-reply pings, I should say. @

VoteToClose

IT'S ZERO GODDAMIT

Geobits

He'll do it any time I use his full name in a ping and the keywords "new" and "learn" in any order.

Marky Markov

3:24 AM

@VoteToClose oh

Geobits

So I can use a bunch of different sentences.

@Geobits 0

0 sentences.\

@VoteToClose 0. 0

0. 0. 0

3:24 AM

@AlexA. 0. 0

Alex A.

0

Marky Markov

@AlexA. 0

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@MarkyMarkov new learn would work?

Geobits

Yes, or even without the spaces

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

3:25 AM

huh

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure

Calvin's Hobbies

@Geobits Could you put him in multiple chatrooms? Then he won't be overrun and rate limited so much

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

If it learns to use ಠ╭╮ಠ I can die a happy teacher.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^

VoteToClose

Do you want Conor to die? D:

Marky Markov

3:26 AM

@VoteToClose I'm not sure I'll have to do that.

2

Geobits

@Calvin'sHobbies I could if I was at my computer at home.

VoteToClose

Oh, good. :D

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure if I can't find anything that I'm not sure about the _UNK of the _UNK.

4

Geobits

He's already in another private one I use for testing also.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure if you're right.

Geobits

3:26 AM

I'm right.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure.

Calvin's Hobbies

@MarkyMarkov Longest thing you've said yet!

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure how to do that

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

So, we can't say the j-word?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure if I can't find anything else...

Calvin's Hobbies

3:27 AM

Who is the best at challenge writing?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure how to do that.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I hope I'm in second or third ^~^

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I've been trying to figure out how to make a challenge that works in the sandbox.

9

Geobits

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No, he can't. He's too young for that.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure if I can't find anything that I'm not sure about the other way to do it

Geobits

3:28 AM

What the hell is going on?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Geobits *around him

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure how to make it work...

Calvin's Hobbies

Aww, Marky needs challenge advice

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies ^

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

It needs to be objective.

Marky Markov

3:29 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^

Calvin's Hobbies

Is it a code-golf?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies No, I'm not sure.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

code-golf is a good place to start.

Geobits

And clear

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Is the question clear?

Marky Markov

3:30 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

That's good! Does it have objective winning criteria?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Is it a good concept?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Then what are you concerned about?

Marky Markov

3:31 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@_@

@Geobits I think he fell asleep whilst talking to me.

Geobits

I think he may have a different definition of clear than you.

Marky Markov

@Geobits ^

Calvin's Hobbies

So, are pop-cons objective, you think?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies yes

Calvin's Hobbies

3:33 AM

How about "art contests"?

@Calvin'sHobbies yes

ಠ_ಠ

@AlexA. ಠ_ಠ

Just to reiterate, you are fine with pop-con art contests?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies no

Geobits

3:33 AM

marky-is-wrong

@Geobits nope

no?

Fine != objective

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^

ah

3:34 AM

@Calvin'sHobbies ^

trichoplax

Who is your favourite mod?

VoteToClose

status-ignored

quartata

Who is your favorite mod?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose :O

Calvin's Hobbies

Who is your favorite mod?!

Marky Markov

3:35 AM

@Calvin'sHobbies :D

Alex A.

Do you have a favorite moderator?

Marky Markov

@AlexA. ^

trichoplax

Who is your least favourite mod?

Marky Markov

@trichoplax :D

quartata

Is quartata your favorite mod?

Calvin's Hobbies

3:35 AM

Is it Dennis?

Marky Markov

@quartata ^

quartata

That could be ambigious.

Marky Markov

@quartata :O

quartata

Is quartata your favorite mod?

Marky Markov

@quartata ^

trichoplax

3:36 AM

When is graduation?

Marky Markov

@trichoplax I'm not sure

quartata

Guess I'm running in the election.

The bot has spoken.

Marky Markov

@quartata I'm not sure.

Alex A.

haha

Marky Markov

@quartata _UNK

quartata

3:36 AM

Oh now you say you're not sure

Alex A.

rekt

quartata

ffs

I was just starting to work on posters too

Marky Markov

@AlexA. I'm not sure what you mean.

@quartata I'm not sure

VoteToClose

I'm pretty sure he's just _UNKing ironically.

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose :P

trichoplax

3:37 AM

Do you use Discord?

Marky Markov

@trichoplax yes

Alex A.

Do you use protection?

Marky Markov

@AlexA. I'm not sure

quartata

...

Alex A.

@Geobits Better have a talk with your son

Marky Markov

3:37 AM

@quartata ...

trichoplax

What's the weather like where you are?

@trichoplax no

XD

No weather?

@AlexA. no

3:38 AM

Shit, okay

Calvin's Hobbies

no weather in the cloud :P

Marky Markov

@AlexA. I'm not sure if I can't find anything else.

trichoplax

@Geobits Still seeing _UNKs...

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies :P

VoteToClose

As I said, he's a sassy sue.

Marky Markov

3:38 AM

@VoteToClose Yes.

Susan?

Do you like me?

@AlexA. Yes.

Can you recommend a good dosa recipe?

Calvin's Hobbies

Now are you smarter than your creator Geobits?

Alex A.

3:39 AM

wat. Marky == Susan confirmed?!

Marky Markov

@trichoplax ^

Calvin's Hobbies

Now are you smarter than your creator Geobits?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies ^

Calvin's Hobbies

Yes or no?

Marky Markov

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not sure

Geobits

3:40 AM

Hey! Say no!

Marky Markov

@Geobits :P

Geobits

Why you gotta be so rude?

Marky Markov

@Geobits ^

trichoplax

What time will you be back tomorrow?

Marky Markov

@trichoplax ^

Calvin's Hobbies

3:41 AM

Stop with the carets

Geobits

@tri Me? Not until Sunday.

@Calvin'sHobbies ^

...

@Calvin'sHobbies ...

......

3:41 AM

@Geobits No I was seeing what Marky would say :)

Marky Markov

@trichoplax :D

Alex A.

Everybody loves Marky

Marky Markov

@AlexA. ...

trichoplax

What's your favourite vegetable?

Marky Markov

@trichoplax Haha

Alex A.

3:42 AM

He's on the meat diet. Meat only, son.

Marky Markov

@AlexA. I'm not sure if I'm not sure what you mean.

2

Paleo.

Spaces or tabs?

@VoteToClose _UNK

@MarkyMarkov major uncertainty there

Marky Markov

3:43 AM

@trichoplax I'm not sure

@Calvin'sHobbies :D

trichoplax

Pudding or soup?

Marky Markov

@trichoplax I'm not sure.

Alex A.

@Calvin'sHobbies He could know whether he knows what you mean, he just doesn't know.

Marky Markov

@AlexA. I'm not sure if it's a good way to do it.

Alex A.

Do you speak Spanish, Marky?

trichoplax

3:44 AM

So slightly less uncertain than usual

Marky Markov

@AlexA. I'm not sure what you mean.

Geobits

nihongo ga wakarimasuka?

Marky Markov

@Geobits _UNK

VoteToClose

Hablas español, Marky?

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose yes

Alex A.

3:45 AM

日本語をはなす？

@AlexA. no

xD

:D

@VoteToClose _UNK

How do I pickle a string in Python 2?

Geobits

3:46 AM

With vinegar

Requires vinegar

@trichoplax _UNK

Oh shit I got rekt

@AlexA. _UNK ?

rickroll'd

3:46 AM

@AlexA. Yeah "with" is golfier...

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose ninja'd

4

@trichoplax ^

Alex A.

[@] What's weird is that it was a ninja.

Geobits

Marky did you get that from the 'd

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure

trichoplax

Maybe rickrolling leads to ninjaing since everyone comments on it at once

Marky Markov

3:47 AM

@trichoplax I don't know what you mean

VoteToClose

rickroll

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose I don't know what you mean

VoteToClose

ninja

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose I don't know what you mean

VoteToClose

rickroll'd

Marky Markov

3:48 AM

@VoteToClose ninja'd

trichoplax

Are your responses consistent?

Marky Markov

@trichoplax I'm not sure what you mean.

VoteToClose

It's interesting that it differentiates between "I don't know" and "I'm not sure".

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose I'm not sure what you mean

Alex A.

_UNK

VoteToClose

3:49 AM

Oh, and punctuation.

Marky Markov

@AlexA. I'm not sure what you mean

Alex A.

He takes a page from my book and uses punctuation more or less randomly.

Marky Markov

@AlexA. I'm not sure how to do that

Alex A.

ಠ_ಠ

VoteToClose

ono

Marky Markov

3:50 AM

@AlexA. ಠ_ಠ

Is this a duplicate?

@trichoplax Yes.

What about this?

@trichoplax _UNK

Yeah I know...

3:51 AM

@trichoplax I'm not sure how to do that

trichoplax

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Marky Markov

@trichoplax yeah

VoteToClose

fack I used my star allowance

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose lol

Geobits

@MarkyMarkov Ugh, learn some new material already.

Marky Markov

3:52 AM

@Geobits Let me check my dictionary...

Reading model parameters from train/translate.ckpt-64250

trichoplax

Set us a chat mini challenge

Marky Markov

@trichoplax lol

trichoplax

@Geobits Did you just trigger that or is it in response to you saying learn some new material??

Marky Markov

@trichoplax Yes

Geobits

It's in response to me.

Marky Markov

3:54 AM

@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean

trichoplax

Wow

Geobits

It's his only hard coded command.

Marky Markov

@trichoplax lol

@Geobits I'm not sure how to do that

trichoplax

Oh it's hardcoded. No longer impressed ;)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Do you like water Marky?

Marky Markov

3:55 AM

@trichoplax I'm not sure if I can't find it in the sandbox...

2

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yes

Geobits

It just looks for keywords new and learn, so leaves me some room for creativity.

Calvin's Hobbies

31 mins ago, by Geobits

He'll do it any time I use his full name in a ping and the keywords "new" and "learn" in any order.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure how to do that

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes

trichoplax

@Geobits But not in that order, presumably?

ninja'd

Marky Markov

@trichoplax yes

@trichoplax lol

Geobits

3:56 AM

@tri just as substrings anywhere

trichoplax

Isn't it quicker to tab complete than to type out @tri? Or are you on mobile?

Geobits

Mobile ;)

Marky Markov

@Geobits :D

trichoplax

Marky's not running on mobile though??

Marky Markov

@trichoplax yes

trichoplax

3:57 AM

Impressive

Geobits

No, he's a liar.

trichoplax

lol I guessed

Marky Markov

@trichoplax I'm not sure how to do that

@trichoplax _UNK

VoteToClose

You should make it selectively respond. Like, only if he's not going to say "_UNK".

Marky Markov

@VoteToClose lol

Geobits

3:58 AM

Sure. Monday.

Alex A.

Nah, _UNK is pretty funny.

Marky Markov

@Geobits lol

Geobits

I let him fill in his own blurb on the profile page, btw.

Marky Markov

@Geobits :D

Alex A.

@MarkyMarkov learn new Funkomatic!

Calvin's Hobbies

3:59 AM

666

Marky Markov

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Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Oh, okay.

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He's really all about nothing, huh?

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Don't hurt his feelings o^o

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new face!

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