The Nineteenth Byte

8:03 PM

Does JSFiddle block $.get() requests to external websites? I feel like there's no way it blocks them, but I don't understand how something like this doesn't work: jsfiddle.net/kok09r88/1

flawr

SHOOT ALL YOUR PROBLEMS AWAY

►

phase

@PhiNotPi It says "no library" on the side

PhiNotPi

@phase I have jQuery loaded in the HTML. Changing the side doesn't fix it.

TimmyD

@phase It's possible that the IT staff has blocked applications sourced from the user folder from running ... so, while extremely unlikely, it is technically possibly accurate

Κριτικσι Λίθος

I am using a Mac OSX Terminal and I cannot get it to display text of different colours. Could anyone please help?

phase

8:07 PM

@ΚριτικσιΛίθος This is literally what StackOverflow was made for stackoverflow.com/questions/1550288/mac-os-x-terminal-colors

Κριτικσι Λίθος

It did not solve my problem...

phase

did you restart your console?

are you using a third party one?

are there bananas in your ocean?

undergroundmonorail

is there a trivial brainfuck derivative that behaves exactly like brainfuck except ? has a 50% chance to add 1 to the current cell and otherwise does nothing, or something like that

Κριτικσι Λίθος

I restarted my console.
I am using the inbuilt terminal.
Which ocean are you talking about?

undergroundmonorail

with enough effort you can do nearly anything in brainfuck but it's always deterministic

Κριτικσι Λίθος

8:09 PM

This code (as provided by the website) echo -e "\e[38;5;82mHello \e[38;5;198mWorld" is not working...

undergroundmonorail

that works on my linux machine

phase

try \[\e[0;31m\]sup

Κριτικσι Λίθος

Nope.

phase

@undergroundmonorail we all know linux is king, no need to rub it in

undergroundmonorail

:P

phase

8:11 PM

@ΚριτικσιΛίθος just give up now

Alex A.

@flawr what the hell

Jesus Christ

@phase The only browser on which my company's intranet is officially supported is Internet Explorer. I chance some brokenness and use Chrome anyway. :P

phase

@AlexA. you rebel

Alex A.

What can I say? There are plenty of bananas in my ocean.

flawr

@JesusChrist

PhiNotPi

So... I think it's a problem with the code... not sure why, though.

phase

8:16 PM

@PootieTang

PhiNotPi

I took this example w3schools.com/jquery/tryit.asp?filename=tryjquery_ajax_get

changed it to "http://www.example.com"

and then actually hosted it: socnet-phinotpi.rhcloud.com/gettest.html

TimmyD

Not enough jQuery

Alex A.

@flawr registers sock puppet account Jesus Christ

VoteToClose

@phase You Jrebel.

phase

@VoteToClose I give you permission to hang yourself.

TimmyD

8:19 PM

Well, that escalated quickly.

VoteToClose

>.> Dude, not cool.

flawr

@AlexA. Perhaps it would NOT be a sockpuppet

Perhaps you are Jesus' sock!

phase

jk ily bbycakes <5 @VoteToOpen

VoteToClose

o.o

abusive-golfed-relationship

flawr

I just noticed I haven't updated my vlc player for more than 2 years 0.o

VoteToClose

8:22 PM

It's golfed because it ended quickly. ಠ_ಠ

Alex A.

5

A: Average of a string

Julia, 25 bytes a->char(sum(a)/length(a))

REALLY

It doesn't even work

VoteToClose

*Well* then.

TimmyD

@AlexA. Boy, aren't you embarrassed, Alex ... >.>

Alex A.

I don't post things that so obviously don't work!

flawr

But your sock?

TimmyD

8:24 PM

Well, the sock certainly can, that way Alex maintains good reputation.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@AlexA. That's what you want us to think.

VoteToClose

All the comments are gone. ಠ_ಠ

O.O Not the same person.

Peter Taylor

@PhiNotPi developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Access_control_CORS

Alex A.

@VoteToClose Yeah, I nuked the non-constructive comments.

VoteToClose

downvotes

;D Okie then.

Alex A.

8:30 PM

@VoteToClose DO IT

VoteToClose

I can't until it's edited. XD

And that's not what I was down voting. xD

Alex A.

What do you know, it's been edited. ;)

Works now though

VoteToClose

Hey, look, another up vote.

feersum

Lol, @AlexA. wrote the entire answer?

VoteToClose

wasnt-me

Alex A.

8:33 PM

@VoteToClose No, I reversed my downvote because it works now.

VoteToClose

Oh!

XD

flawr

@feersum I knew that before=)

Alex A.

@feersum The old version didn't work in the recent version of Julia so I provided code that does.

You guys are such turds. :P

2

flawr

How nice of you!

VoteToClose

My suggestion is being pushed away. :c

Alex A.

8:34 PM

Hm?

VoteToClose

See: six stars.

TimmyD

@VoteToClose Why don't you post it on Meta?

VoteToClose

Hmm. Good idea.

Alex A.

I don't think it's a good idea.

TimmyD

@VoteToClose 'Course it's a good idea!

Alex A.

8:36 PM

Not every code golf competition has exactly the same scoring. For example, some have bonuses, some don't. Some users might not even want a leaderboard.

It should be left up to the challenge author.

If they want a leaderboard they can adapt Martin's template.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

It should at least be easier to access.

Alex A.

Go to meta, search is:question leaderboard, first result, copy, paste, done.

flawr

How about introducing leaderboard?

Alex A.

You mean on main or on meta?

flawr

No in main, so the bot knows where to insert his code?

PhiNotPi

8:39 PM

@PeterTaylor that would be the issue

phase

@flawr I love the idea

Alex A.

@flawr status-declined

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@AlexA. status-why-not

phase

{how does one link tags?}

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

[tag:tag]

phase

8:41 PM

ah

freeze-tag

tag

nacht

meta-tags-are-superior

0

Q: Code Golf Scoreboards

Throughout all of PPCG, we can find questions relating to the tag code-golf. Unfortunately, finding the lowest byte answer for questions can be difficult if not frustrating without an automatic system for scoring. Good thing we have a scoreboard! Shame it's sometimes hard to find, and new users...

Alex A.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Tags are intended to categorize questions and should provide some kind of meaningful context to a challenge. A leaderboard tag makes no sense in terms of what tags are meant for.

SuperJedi224

8:44 PM

Hello

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

How do you do a meta code tag?

VoteToClose

Don't immediately status-declined this.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@AlexA. And StackExchange was meant for Q/A questions.

3

VoteToClose

Wow. Downvote. :I

flawr

+5-3

TanMath

8:49 PM

Can I say something? You guys have the most active chat I have seen! Bravo! how do you do it?

TimmyD

@TanMath We have no lives.

VoteToClose

^

Literally none.

Plus, we're constantly off-topic

See: starboard.

TimmyD

we-have-topics-question-mark

phase

@TanMath We just chill and talk about programming. We do it so much that I've been to my doctor's ten times this week about my obsession with codegolf.

VoteToClose

question-mark

TanMath

8:52 PM

@TimmyD wow, this chat community has changed from when I was here a few months ago...Before, everybody had lives.. not anymore i guess!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

intag-punctuation-support feature-request

4

TanMath

@phase really?

New Main Posts

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Q: Across the alphabet

Across the alphabet In this challenge, you have trouble remembering the letters of the alphabet. To circumvent this, you go up and down the alphabet, till you get to the letter. Because you want your code to be portable, you'll be writing it with letter blocks. You have a limited amount of let...

code-golf

Alex A.

Ugh. I hope this feature request gets declined into oblivion.

phase

@TanMath ofc

SuperJedi224

8:54 PM

@AlexA. You mean Conor's one?

TanMath

BTW, just to say, I dont know who any of you are.. I only know feersum, Martin, trichoplax, Geobits, Doorknob, and Dennis.

Alex A.

@SuperJedi224 VTC's.

TanMath

I actually have a code golf question idea!

SuperJedi224

@AlexA. Oh, okay.

Alex A.

@TanMath Are you familiar with the sandbox?

VoteToClose

8:56 PM

And make sure it's not a duplicate*

TanMath

Here it goes - Given any phrase, the program is supposed to convert it to chemical elements with the symbols representing thr phrase..

Alex A.

If it is, Peter will find it within minutes. :P

feersum

@TanMath That's gotta be a duplicate.

TanMath

@AlexA. yes...but I just want to assess what you guys think about it, then i will post it in the sandbox

SuperJedi224

@TanMath You mean like this? tbgforums.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=2111

TanMath

8:57 PM

@SuperJedi224 what is the point of that..

SuperJedi224

Sorry, I posted the wrong link

tbgforums.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=2503

That's the right one

TanMath

As an example, let's say the phrase is "OK", the program should print "oxygen potassium" as the chemical symbols for rhat is "O" and "K"..

VoteToClose

@TanMath This is not a duplicate.

SuperJedi224

So, basically, "yes."

New Meta Posts

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Q: Code Golf Scoreboards

Throughout all of PPCG, we can find questions relating to the tag code-golf. Unfortunately, finding the lowest byte answer for questions can be difficult if not frustrating without an automatic system for scoring. Good thing we have a scoreboard! Shame it's sometimes hard to find, and new users...

feature-request code-golf

TanMath

8:59 PM

@SuperJedi224 yes..

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

My 3.14 cents

2

TanMath

@VoteToClose really? is it a good challenge? I will post it in the sandbox soon...

VoteToClose

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ +1

@TanMath What about things that can't be translated and the two char solutions?

feersum

8

Q: Find the Chemistry of a name

We all have knowledge of the periodic table, since our days in school. Something most of us have often tried to do is to spell out your name using elements of the table. Your challenge is to do exactly this. You will be given a string to STDIN or equivalent, and you will need to output the form...

code-golf chemistry

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@VoteToClose Thanks ;)

I wish people would effing comment though if they don't like it.

SuperJedi224

9:01 PM

@feersum Which in turn is (mistakenly, in my opinion) marked as a duplicate of the complementary challenge.

TanMath

@feersum oh ok.. I guess it is a duplicate...fine...

VoteToClose

> This is not a duplicate. this-is-alex

2

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@VoteToClose How do you meta tag?

phase

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Seems interesting, but what if someone wants a header with Leaderboard? Such as if they have a weird challenge based on code speed or something and they have a leaderboard detailing who is winning.

VoteToClose

[meta-tag:]

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

9:02 PM

@phase ... i.e., the scoreboard?

test

so cool

TanMath

So is it a duplicate only?

SuperJedi224

Yeah, it looks like it would be.

phase

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ A scoreboard that wasn't based on byte count, which is what the bot would search for.

SuperJedi224

Sounds to me like it would search for whatever score was given in the answer header.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@phase this comment

TanMath

9:03 PM

@SuperJedi224 ok..

So split.

XD

Thanks all!

The question itself is 6+/5-

@TanMath No problem. :D If you come up with a non-dupe, make sure you make a ridiculous reason for the challenge.

Seadrus

its a shame that I can't downvote this

2

TanMath

9:06 PM

@VoteToClose meaning?

VoteToClose

38

A: The Many Memes of PPCG

Meme: Absurd rationales for short code length Originator: Unknown Cultural Height: Always Background: Why are we trying to golf our code down to the smallest number of bytes anyway? Many code-golf challenges will include a quip about why the situation requires a small program. These are often ...

TanMath

@VoteToClose oh, ok! ;) bye!

VoteToClose

See you later!

Alex A.

@Seadrus It's a shame I can't suspend you just for disagreeing with your opinion. :P

VoteToClose

@Seadrus I wish I had side-votes.

2

Seadrus

9:10 PM

@AlexA. there are logical reasons to downvote. not merely cuz i dont agree w. you but cuz its a stupid argument

Alex A.

Rude

What's stupid about it?

Seadrus

statement 1: If a challenge author wants one, they can use Martin's template. i was aware of leaderboards, but not aware of his (whoever he is) template.

i like @Cᴏɴᴏʀ's suggestion cuz its easier on new users

VoteToClose

^

Seadrus

so to say that new users would be no more aware of the leaderboard than the template is CRAP.

i am a new user, i know about leaderboards, but not the template.

SuperJedi224

@Seadrus meta.codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/5139/…

Seadrus

9:13 PM

@SuperJedi224 (it was an argument. i am now enlightened.)

Alex A.

I didn't say they wouldn't know about leaderboards. I said they wouldn't know about a tag that will auto-insert a leaderboard.

Also there's no need for hostility here.

TimmyD

There's got to be some happy medium. I can see arguments that tags or a simple keyword will be problematic, but at the same time, there is a huge learning curve to effectively using the site.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

^ which is why I suggest an uncommon keyword.

VoteToClose

^

phase

wiki.dlang.org/LDC_inline_assembly_expressions

VoteToClose

9:15 PM

I do like this idea.

Seadrus

^^^

Optimizer

@AlexA. so how does it work? you wake up an act as @ಠ_ಠ then from breakfast onwards, you are AlexA. again?

Alex A.

Oct 1 at 20:39, by Alex A.

@ಠ_ಠ is not my sock! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

feersum

weresock

Alex A.

Maybe someday I won't have to remind people of that anymore.

VoteToClose

9:19 PM

ಠ_ಠ-is-not-alex because ಠ_ಠ-is-not-wrong

Except when it comes to Julia, apparently.

flawr

@AlexA. I am glad that you only agree 2%.

Yes. 2,000% agreed. Though I kind of said the same thing already in my post. — Alex A. ♦ 12 mins ago

Alex A.

@flawr feersum is American. He knows what I mean. :P

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

XD

SuperJedi224

We should use underscores or spaces as thousand seperators.

That would serve the purpose just as well without confusing people.

flawr

It the use of smallcaps in usernames is spreading...

Alex A.

9:21 PM

status-declined this-is-america

3

flawr

Or just use 1'000

Then it will not be confused with a , or .

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

But what about the first derivative of 1?

flawr

You know that ? is the antifactorial

SuperJedi224

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Which, of course, is equal to 0.

@flawr Wait, what?

flawr

3! = 6

6? = 3

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

9:23 PM

@flawr No it's not. It's Gamma^-1 +1

Optimizer

6 != 3

VoteToClose

Inverse gamma?

Alex A.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Is that not what ? is? :P

SuperJedi224

@flawr I've never seen that function given a suffix symbol before though.

flawr

Well Gamma^{-1}(n) +1 == n?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

9:24 PM

@AlexA. Indeed!

I've seen n? refer to n + (n-1) + ... + 1

flawr

that is n!

SuperJedi224

@flawr No it isn't.

flawr

"!" denotes factorial and "?" denotes the antifactorial

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Edited

VoteToClose

2

flawr

9:25 PM

Let me write a wikipedia article in order to prove it!

2

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Wikipedia article

2

VoteToClose

> Minkowski's question mark function

I read that as Mike Wizowski's. O.O

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Hi @El'endiaStarman

Alex A.

@flawr It's on the internet so it must be true!

VoteToClose

^

Also: we three should make a "tips for golfing" for our languages.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

9:28 PM

@VoteToClose Go ahead w/ yours. Simplex isn't ready for that yet ;-;

El'endia Starman

Hello!

flawr

I was just going to start a thread "Tips for golfing in HQ9+"

Martin Büttner

@Seadrus if you're aware of the leaderboard, you might as well copy it from one of the challenges that has it. (in fact, I've never copied it from my own meta post myself)

Seadrus

@MartinBüttner right. let me just highlight it and select it.

VoteToClose

@MartinBüttner The point is that new users might not be aware, and therefore don't have this functionality.

@AlexA. Suggested making it a "Featured" meta post. <--- I agree with this.

Martin Büttner

9:31 PM

@VoteToClose If the challenge would benefit from a leaderboard, some experience user is likely to point it out and give them a hand integrating it.

Alex A.

^

Seadrus

neg ^

feersum

Also, anyone who posts a Stack Snippet in their question should be responsible for maintaining it.

If you paste some code and it doesn't work, it shouldn't be someone else's problem.

Doorknob

"I left my mouth at home." #CodeDay

Tweeted by KeyboardFire on November 7, 2015 at 9:32 PM

Alex A.

Your face must be so empty looking!

Optimizer

9:34 PM

Its like a doorknob without a keyhole

Alex A.

@VoteToClose Done

VoteToClose

@MartinBüttner But overcoming this need before it appears would be best, no? If it is added to both the featured pane and the introduction page or a bot is introduced, it would be helpful for newer and common users (i.e. me) to find (as it is a bit of a niggle to find).

Martin Büttner

So how would a bot introduce it to new users' posts if it doesn't add it to all posts? And I know I definitely don't want the leaderboard on all of my posts.

feersum

Having every new user dropping in stack snippets to every question is decidedly not desirable.

Martin Büttner

The ideal solution would be dedicated dev effort to customise the answer format for PPCG, to have explicit language and score fields (and a separate answer body)... then a proper leaderboard could be implemented that wouldn't have to rely on scraping the SE API and the answers' markdown bodies, but I don't think this community will get the necessary dev hours from SO any time soon.

3

Alex A.

9:39 PM

Probably ever. But that would be legit as fuck, bro.

VoteToClose

^

flawr

They should decouple PPCG from other SE sites, so we could the development ourselves.

VoteToClose

We should golf this.

Seadrus

hi

VoteToClose

See the question edit.

New Main Posts

9:40 PM

0

Q: Is it raining? I can't tell

These are raindrops: ! | . " : These are clouds particles: ( ) _ @ $ & I want you to verify that, when given a block of text, whether or not it is raining. It is raining if, for every raindrop, there is a cloud particle somewhere above it. There must be one cloud particle for every raindrop...

code-golf string

Alex A.

@Seadrus hi

Optimizer

what? another of your socks?

Martin Büttner

@flawr This community would die if it was decoupled from the SE network.

Optimizer

this discussion has been had in depth

Martin Büttner

indeed

Optimizer

9:42 PM

ಠ_ಠ is Alex's sock

Martin Büttner

^ no

Seadrus

^ no its mine

VoteToClose

^ no to the no above this no

Martin Büttner

and that has been discussed in depth as well

Optimizer

@MartinBüttner dammit, I thought I'd trick you

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

9:43 PM

Star this message if you would stay with PPCG if it was decoupled from SE

8

Optimizer

@MartinBüttner but with no conclusion

flawr

Then without decoupling they could still let us get our hands on the development=)

VoteToClose

^

Well.

Martin Büttner

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Where is the message I can star if I wouldn't? ;)

Optimizer

Star this if you think ಠ_ಠ is Alex's sock

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

9:44 PM

@MartinBüttner ^

VoteToClose

Sorta. More like we would maybe suggest things and we'd get to do the development if approved.

stars both

ಠ_ಠ @Optimizer

Alex A.

I don't think the devs would let us anywhere near their systems :P

5

Optimizer

@VoteToClose :P

VoteToClose

@AlexA. True.

Optimizer

If you know of a more sarcastic sheep than this, I'd like to see it! https://t.co/Vu8vua2xgg

Tweeted by rodmckie on November 2, 2015 at 4:59 PM

Martin Büttner

9:47 PM

The discussion about decoupling PPCG from SE is completely moot in the first place... why would they do that, the site is their property.

SuperJedi224

@Alex A. Even if they did, we'd still have to learn how to use whatever framework they've got set up.

Alex A.

437

A: Which tools and technologies are used to build the Stack Exchange Network?

Core Stack Overflow uses a WISC stack via BizSpark (We Graduated!): Operating System Microsoft Windows Server 2012 R2 x64 Web Server IIS 8.5 Database SQL Server 2014 CTP2 running Microsoft Windows Server 2012 R1 x64 Language C# Software Development Tools IDE Visual Studio 2015 Framework Mi...

Optimizer

@MartinBüttner sometimes you have to let loose the ones you love

VoteToClose

WOAH.

Alex A.

@Optimizer I don't think they love us all that much :P

VoteToClose

9:48 PM

I did NOT know that it auto comments when you mark something as a dupe.

SuperJedi224

Who just pinged me? I was busy editing a message when I heard the tone.

Alex A.

@SuperJedi224 Me

@VoteToClose o rly?

VoteToClose

Yes. o-o

Optimizer

I want to mark ಠ_ಠ as Alex's dupe

VoteToClose

^ I was JUST about to say that.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

9:49 PM

I could probably make a dupe and no one would know its a dupe :P

TimmyD

Johnny Carson - SIS BOOM BAH - Carnac Complete Segment

►

VoteToClose

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A: Code Golf Scoreboards

Make the template a featured meta post That way it would appear on the right side next to the link to the sandbox. That would make it visible. Anyone who wants it can just click on it, copy, paste, done.

The only purely upvoted answer.

Alex A.

\o/

Peter Taylor

@MartinBüttner Not all questions need the language to be part of the answer.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Imma downvote it XD

VoteToClose

9:51 PM

I got 2 stars though. :P

\m/ ftfy

jk

@PeterTaylor Sure, but some kind of general meta-data would be useful.

phase

oh wow mightyno9.com

SuperJedi224

9:54 PM

@phase Yeah, I've heard of that game before.

VoteToClose

Somebody un-up-voted. -.-

SuperJedi224

Well, goodbye for now.

Alex A.

bai

El'endia Starman

@phase Gee, practically everything about that game looks familiar... :P

New Main Posts

-2

Q: 3 languages Ouroboros quine

Write the shortest possible 3 languages Ouroboros quine .Besides following the standard quine specifications (no input, no empty quine, builtin functions to print a quine) this quine should link between languages assembly -> imperative language ->functional programming language Use any assembly ...

code-golf quine assembly functional-programming

VoteToClose

9:58 PM

Down voted and closed before it even got picked up by the bot.

4

Alex A.

:D

VoteToClose

^ That's scary.

12

Q: How long is your (language) snake?

Following on from the third order quine challenge, your task is to write an Ouroboros program that uses as many languages as possible. That is, in language A, write a program pA which outputs program pB in language B. Program pB should output program pC in language C, and so on until eventually ...

code-challenge quine

^ The "(language) snake?" bit wasn't visible to me in the duplicate thingy. XD

El'endia Starman

Better than "(language)" missing altogether.

VoteToClose

True.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

^

El'endia Starman

10:12 PM

! I can see deleted questions!

That it took me several seconds to notice says something, I think...

(As in, I was looking at a deleted question and didn't really realize it at first.)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I felt the same way ^ l

VoteToClose

i-cant-even

flawr

you-can

yes-we-can

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

we-can-do-it-together

TimmyD

care-bear-stare

Alex A.

10:20 PM

everyone-for-themselves

alex-for-himself

everyone-versus-alex

new-koth-challenge

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@VoteToClose you-can-odd

TimmyD

10:23 PM

Why do white girls always travel in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even.

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El'endia Starman

Ha! :D

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

lol

VoteToClose

I'ma star that and be that one offensive guy. XD

El'endia Starman

You're not the only one, apparently...

phase

Anyone know any Assemblers made in Python?

Alex A.

10:29 PM

Forgive my poor understanding of computer science, but is that even possible?

phase

I mean just translating bytecode to numbers

Alex A.

I don't know what you mean

phase

load 1 0 translates to 010 or whatever

feersum

An assembler translates human-readable assembly instructions to bytecode.

TimmyD

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Q: Reverse the truth

Write a program or function that: takes in a string from stdio or arguments reverses it replaces true with false and false with true does not reverse true and false returns or prints result Examples (format is input -> output) "true" -> "false" "1false" -> "true1" "true is false" -> "false s...

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Doorknob

*falls out of chair* #CodeDay

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Q: Design a flight route for Santa Claus!

Oh, no! There's been a fire at Claus HQ, and it's destroyed Santa's flight route! He has called on you to come up with a route that has him arriving at every home between the hours of 9PM Christmas Eve and 7AM Christmas Day. He'd also like to finish his deliveries in as little time as possible. ...

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El'endia Starman

> For simplicity, scoring will be done using US states as areas. The population inputted will be the number of 14-and-under Christians residing in each state.

....why Christians, specifically?

Most people celebrate Christmas one way or another...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

^

phase

What is #CodeDay?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

10:46 PM

It's a day of code.

El'endia Starman

Googled: Code Day.

feersum