« first day (1366 days earlier)      last day (3558 days later) » 

5:01 PM
@Cerberus yes this is what we do best.
 
@Cerberus bomb all the crazies! There are surely enough bombs
 
I think we should bomb the Russians.
 
@GeorgePompidou In some cases, it is the best option.
 
Hm. they ARE crazy. But they also have bombs
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Well, these crazies are really the worst of the worst.
 
5:02 PM
why settle for only the worst of the worst?
 
have you seen what Putin is doing to his own people?
he's a literal nutcase! this is 50s/60s mentality
 
Nothing like the IS.
 
never mind public opinion, he's hurting his own people more than his "enemy"
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 It's basically cleaning up the mess they left...
 
he's hallucinating I think.
 
5:03 PM
Nah.
 
@Cerberus It's been a series of messes for like 150 years. There's no cleaning it up now.
 
Putin is rational enough.
 
which isn't good for a guy in charge of a backwards country with nuclear power.
@Cerberus no way. that is completely false.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Not sure what you mean. But it was fairly stable under Hussein.
@GeorgePompidou sighs
 
@Cerberus I mean the entire middle east
 
5:04 PM
Oh, sure.
 
Just one fuck up after another
 
have you been keeping track of how he's reacted to western sanctions?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 The main cause? Europe and later America kept destabilising it.
 
he's depriving his whole country of imports from pretty much everywhere. and is forbidding airlines from flying over Russia.
 
@GeorgePompidou What do you think?
 
5:05 PM
how is that a rational reaction to very reasonable sanctions?
 
ISIS isn't just a product of Desert-Storm-II-The-Sequel-Where-GB-jr-Tries-To-Prove-His-Dick-Is-As-Big-As-His-‌​Daddy's.
 
@GeorgePompidou You are exaggerating.
 
@Cerberus No, it's true,
 
if NPR is exaggerating…
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Uh-uh, it's IS now.
 
5:05 PM
I believe them though.
 
@Cerberus meh
If you can call it Persia, I can call it ISIS
 
Putin has only blocked the importation of a very limited number of products, mainly agricultural.
 
which his country cannot produce right now
 
I believe they are only blocking Ukrainian arlines so far, but either way that is very minor.
 
in any case he is not behaving anywhere near like a head of state should.
not even like an adult should.
 
5:07 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Haha sure. I was playing the indignant IS member.
 
he's a fussy child, obsessed with mind control and power.
 
@GeorgePompidou I have no idea what you base that on. What Putin does is perfectly reasonable and exactly what we expected.
@GeorgePompidou No, he is a spider in the very complex web of Russian politics. He is under pressure from several factions.
He is trying to stay on some middle ground here.
 
@Cerberus Come on. The guy's behaviour is full of irrational crap. Like when he grabbed a child and tried to kiss his stomach.
 
I'm basing it on what I read and hear in the news.
 
@Cerberus The middle ground of annexing Ukraine by force?
 
5:09 PM
he's delusional about making Russia self sufficient. he's alienating it and isolating himself from the rest of the world.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I don't remember that, but what's so irrational about that?
 
this is common knowledge, though.
@Cerberus if you want a source which I base my information on, here
I'm not going to pretend I know all about politics
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Why don't you read some more about Russian politics and the various factions.
 
but I can read the news, and I know the mentality very well from my parents who had to live in a communist state
it's delusional propagandist isolationist crap
 
> BREAKING: U.S. Either Is Bombing Iraq, or it Isn't, or it Will Soon
 
5:10 PM
^.^
Putin has tricked himself and now believes his own lies.
if this isn't crazy, I don't know what is.
 
@GeorgePompidou That article is fairly superficial and contains mainly information that is in all the other papers.
It makes no distinction between "Putin" and "Russia".
@KitFox Uh it already has.
 
@Cerberus Frankly I don't care if Putin is acting alone, or has a knife to his throat with regards to Ukraine. How is that relevant? He should get the fuck out of Ukraine.
 
room topic changed to English Language & Usage: Bringin' da noise, bringin' da funk (no tags)
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 That is not about Putin's rationality. It is rational for him to try and gain some power or territory in Ukraine.
 
@Cerberus Really? rational?
 
5:13 PM
Yes?
 
I hardly think so
 
He needs to strike a balance between the various factions.
He has let the nationalist faction gain some power, which he felt he needed because his popularity was decreasing.
 
Doesn't he need to also ensure Russia obeys international laws and doesn't get ostracized like it was for so many years before?
 
Now he is under great pressure from them to do something about Ukraine.
 
"do something?" It's a sovereign state.
He should leave them alone.
 
5:15 PM
it's not the time for imperialism anymore Cerberus.
he needs to l
yeah.
 
Russia needs to not have a dictator anymore. Did they learn nothing from the failed Soviet experiment?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I think you are confusing "I want Putin to do x" with "in Putin's position, x is a wise course of action".
 
@Cerberus No. I am not. I consider invading foreign countries to be unwise.
 
he's literally a mentalist. regardless of what he does, even if he ceases to be the president of Russia somehow immediately, he's still a lunatic.
 
Putin's popularity is now at an all time high in Russia, which is very important for him if he wants to stay in power.
 
5:16 PM
it's fake popularity, man
don't you know how it works there?
it's based on propaganda and lies
 
No, he is in fact quite popular.
 
yes, of course he is
because he's convinced all of Russia to hate the west for irrational reasons
 
Of course it is based on propaganda. That is irrelevant.
 
it's very very relevant.
it shouldn't be happening!
 
@Cerberus He doesn't need popularity to stay in power. He has the voting apparatus under his control.
 
5:17 PM
@GeorgePompidou No. It works for him, so it is rational.
 
he has a record of silencing opposition too
 
But how will his denying his people food increase his popularity?
 
2 mins ago, by Cerberus
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I think you are confusing "I want Putin to do x" with "in Putin's position, x is a wise course of action".
 
let's not forget that.
is there some hidden link between Putin and Autohotkey? I'm sensing the same kind of defensiveness.
what if Putin is the lead developer of AHK
 
@Robusto He is under great pressure from various factions. He needs to strike a balance between the nationalists and the rich oligarchs. If he makes a mistake, he could be ousted.
 
5:18 PM
AHK was invented by the KGB
 
that makes so much sense
 
Defensiveness? I am not defending Putin, I hate him.
 
@Cerberus :P
 
it explains everything about it
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Whoa, dude. No need to resort to AHK bashing. To certain dogs, them's fightin' words.
 
5:19 PM
Now Hitler was truly irrational.
 
oh no, Hitler was fine.
 
Putin is not.
 
he did everything one would expect him to do.
 
Hardly.
 
wait. wait. I got it. Putin is invading Ukraine because his AHK script only works on XP and now that the KGB is defunct, nobody can fix it, and MS has dropped support for XP. It all fits.
 
5:20 PM
@Cerberus Hitler was irrational and Putin is not? Both acted in their own perceived self interests.
 
Haha.
@Robusto And Putin perceives his own self-interests fairly well, while Hitler did not.
 
@Cerberus Then you are conflating rationality with accuracy of perception.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 with a propaganda machine like his, it's no surprise AHK has a dedicated following that refuses to acknowledge other countries' political… err… other alternatives to AHK.
^.^
 
@Cerberus Or hasn't or might.
 
No, it has.
Read the papers.
 
5:24 PM
Wow. Sense of humor much?
whooshes Cerb
 
I think y'all should read up on Russian politics, it's really quite interesting. There was a highly informative article in the paper a few days ago, but it's Dutch. They interviewed many political analysts, some from Russia.
 
@Cerberus If it's Dutch, how can you be sure it's not biased against Russia?
 
How? Why?
Oooh I got an e-mail from Mme Christine Lagarde!
 
Because the Dutch are still smarting about the airliner.
@Cerberus Name dropper.
 
The IMF has some funds for me!
 
5:27 PM
I get emails from Barack Obama, so there!
True, he's always asking me for money, but nevertheless . . . !
 
They were put "ONHOLD" by her predecessor, Mr Kahn!
Good for you!
> Firstly we introduce this commission, INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF), we fight cuber crime, Internet fraud, scam and money laundering in any part of the world, Our commission has been in existences since 2002 and our duty is to stop internet fraud.
We have over 7,500 of them in our jails around Africa and we are still looking for these internet fraudsters and we are aware that a lot of foreigners have been deceived and huge amount of money has also been lost to this fraudsters after promising you percentages in their letters for you to help them move funds and they will end up demandin
It is beautiful prose.
 
@Cerberus Oh yeah, I was going to process that for you, but I need your bank account information.
 
I have already mailed you my passport and my credit card!
How much longer will it take?
 
Oh that went to a different department.
 
I kind of need my credit card back.
 
5:29 PM
It'll go much faster if you just give me your PIN.
 
But I told you, I forgot. I never use the PIN.
 
@Cerberus Did you include all your accounts and passwords? That will expedite matters.
 
Oh, right. We'll send you a little form to fill out and fax back then.
 
> However, It is my pleasure to inform you that i have your file on my desk as the new appointed IMF director and i will look forward to hearing from you soon for further question and information before releasing your fund to your designated bank account.

You can know more about me here:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Lagarde

I wish you and your family wondeful day

Your's Faithfully,

Mrs Christine Lagarde
Director, IMF
@Robusto All the ones Christine asked for!
 
So nice for her to include her wikipedia link, so you could verify her identity.
 
5:31 PM
Apparently, she has appointed me as the new IMF director!
Yes, the link is proof.
 
@Cerberus Awesome! When do you start? And can I get an interest-free loan of, say, $100,000,000 right away?
 
Sure! I'll send you an e-mail from my new office.
I'll make sure to write it in the house style.
 
mmm... house style. We're talking about food right?
 
No. It's like house music.
 
Oh, yes.
 
5:36 PM
mouse style?
 
They type by mouse?
 
Maybe they just use the word squeak for everything.
Let me squeak you a copy, you can squeak it and squeak it back
 
Hah.
 
kinda like the smurfs do
 
I was just reading about them.
I wonder why Belgium has so many popular comic books.
It's because they're funny people.
 
5:54 PM
In a rainy season , one day 3 huge ladies walking under a normal sized umbrella.
The umbrella is not huge enough to accommodate all 3 ladies yet not a single lady got wet.

Why ?
 
Because it wasn't raining.
 
Or they were walking inside a building.
 
@Freddy because they're not single, they're married
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 LOL good one
 
they're all whores.
 
5:58 PM
♪♫♬ If you wanna keep it dry better put a ring on it ♪♫♬
 
I don't even understand that.
 
chicks just don't get it, right Shiny?
struts about with a smug grin
 
I think I get it more than you.
Shouldn't you be speeding to Boston?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I blame AHK for the 'Troubles'
 
I'm probably gonna leave around 3 or 4
and clearly you don't get it:
2 mins ago, by KitFox
I don't even understand that.
 
6:02 PM
@GeorgePompidou dudes don't get it enough amirite?
 
@Mitch AHK was responsible for going back in time and starting the Spanish Inquisition.
 
sshhhhhhh
 
@Mitch !!
 
I knew it!
 
ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
6:03 PM
Autohotkey can kill you all!!
 
so @Freddy does your riddle have an annswer or punch line or what.
 
Apparently not.
 
@Cerberus It can't hurt me! I'm on Windows 7!
 
Hah! But it can.
 
@Cerberus ...in the wrong hands
 
6:04 PM
Oop. Guy where I work just got fired.
 
It works on Windows 7.
 
and if that's wrong I don't wanna be right.
 
It's just more annoying because it's harder to auto-start scripts on startup etc.
@Mitch Or in the right hands! Depending on how well you behave.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 it had answer that it wasn't raining.
 
@Freddy ah. Not a very hard riddle, then.
One wonders why the ladies are described as "under" the umbrella when they aren't all under it; also why they'd hold up an umbrella if it wasn't raining.
 
6:06 PM
"He must hold it so high that it never touches the lady's head, even if she is taller than he. This is an unnatural and tiring position, and it is for this reason that the gentleman must brave it. He must not flag; he must not allow it to descend on her hair. The lady takes the gentleman's arm. See how it draws them together? When they stop walking and turn to each other, in the damp bubble of black cloth, it is time to kiss."
 
@KitFox was it for public masturbation?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I know but whenever you ask this type of riddle you always get some funny answers.
 
because if so, I may have worked at the same place at which you work until very recently.
 
I dunno. Just got a "doesn't work here anymore, don't let him in the building or respond to requests for access".
 
whoa! that's sketchy.
 
6:07 PM
@Mitch Ahhh so it is! Very romantic.
 
is that standard? or did he do something bad?
 
@GeorgePompidou probably a standard message for when people leave.
 
Not when people leave.
 
but it would be cooler if he did crime
 
We've had a dozen leave in the time I've been here. First time I hear this one.
 
6:08 PM
and they're scared now.
 
what if he did thoughtcrime
 
It should be standard procedure when employees quit that they are no longer granted access to the building and people are notified of that.
 
and they're trying to fix him in jail now
 
He was the first one actually fired though, I think.
 
6:09 PM
:O
 
SWAT team dispatched
 
The others gave notice and such. Only one other guy was given not much of a choice, forced to quit.
 
@GeorgePompidou They're on their way. Expect a knock on the door....by a battering ram.
@KitFox Isn't that kind of a lot?
 
Yes.
For a department of 60, yes.
I am senior on the search application project, team of four.
I've been there for eight months.
There's a running joke with a friend that as soon as I make friends with someone, they give their notice.
 
So the Americans now also tortured people who were not suspected of terrorism, but of illegal arms dealing?
An interesting development.
 
6:12 PM
Not sure why you have a question mark there.
 
And there was this law giving the army the right to arrest and detain anyone, under the right circumstances?
ponders
 
It was passed a year or so ago, I think?
Oh, well.
@GeorgePompidou Are you having problems?
 
with arsing?
 
Possibly?
 
6:17 PM
watermelons
 
You are arsing watermelons?
 
no I'm having problems with watermelons
arsing is fine. I'm a pro at it thanks to Reginald.
 
What's your problem?
Too melony?
 
too many seeds.
spits them at people sneakily
pew pew pew
 
Oh, dear.
You can just swallow them?
 
6:27 PM
nonsense, this is America.
 
?
You don't swallow the seeds of water melons, tomatoes...?
Grapes.
I hate chewing on grape seeds, though.
 
@GeorgePompidou I'm Canadian.
 
@GnomeSlice so, do you want a cookie or something?
I don't see your point
 
It's not America for me. =[
 
You shouldn't be sad about that.
Canada is nice.
 
6:34 PM
^
 
@GnomeSlice No, no, we'll soon all be America!
 
pls no
 
They'll conquer us all and force-feed us hamburgers.
 
Apr 11 '11 at 14:08, by Robusto
@JSBangs — A Canadian is just an American with health care and no handgun.
 
And we will like it.
 
6:36 PM
@GnomeSlice it certainly is America.
which continent do you think you are in?
 
@Cerberus Dogs like burgers. And burghers.
 
Canada is our hat.
without it, it might rain on us.
so that's nice.
 
ಠ_ಠ
 
@Robusto I eat them all!
 
Dogs like burglars.
 
6:38 PM
Americans are not interested in taking in more Dutch people.
 
Especially hamburglars.
 
Hurricane Sandy (unofficially known as "Superstorm Sandy") was the deadliest and most destructive hurricane of the 2012 Atlantic hurricane season, as well as the second-costliest hurricane in United States history. Classified as the eighteenth named storm, tenth hurricane and second major hurricane of the year, Sandy was a Category 3 storm at its peak intensity when it made landfall in Cuba. While it was a Category 2 storm off the coast of the Northeastern United States, the storm became the largest Atlantic hurricane on record (as measured by diameter, with winds spanning 1,100 miles (1,800 km...
@GeorgePompidou Or...with.
I have to be honest and admit that I kind of like junk food.
 
Ham is Russian for "rude, insulting person".
 
Even MacDonald's.
 
I think MacDonald's puts crack in their food or something.
 
6:40 PM
@RegDwigнt Pot is Dutch for "lesbian".
And also for "pot", the vessel.
 
Pot is Russian for "sweat".
 
@GnomeSlice Yes, it's nice.
 
I think it's just McDonalds.
 
@RegDwigнt I'd rather smoke American pot, tyvm.
 
No Burgher King?
Thankfully, we have no Burgher Kings. They need to be of royal blood.
 
6:41 PM
Pot is also American for potentiometer.
 
Really?
 
Basically a device that always displays a zero.
 
Now, now.
The Americans can do some things.
 
A potentiometer /pɵˌtɛnʃiˈɒmɨtər/, informally a pot, is a three-terminal resistor with a sliding or rotating contact that forms an adjustable voltage divider. If only two terminals are used, one end and the wiper, it acts as a variable resistor or rheostat. A potentiometer measuring instrument is essentially a voltage divider used for measuring electric potential (voltage); the component is an implementation of the same principle, hence its name. Potentiometers are commonly used to control electrical devices such as volume controls on audio equipment. Potentiometers operated by a mechanism can...
 
@Robusto Funny.
We would never abbreviate it like that.
 
6:42 PM
Ein Kompott (frz. compote „Gemisch“) ist eine Süßspeise, meist aus gekochtem oder eingemachtem Obst. Des Weiteren kann auch aus Gemüse, wie zum Beispiel Rhabarber, Kompott hergestellt werden. Kompott wird aus ganzem oder geteiltem Obst wie beispielsweise Birnen oder Zwetschgen hergestellt. Das Obst wird in einer Flüssigkeit, zum Beispiel Wasser, Sirup, Fruchtsaft oder Wein, sanft gegart. Häufig werden Gewürze wie Zimt und Gewürznelken hinzugegeben. Das Kompott kann frisch kalt oder warm serviert werden, oder es wird in Weckgläsern eingekocht. In einigen Gegenden des deutschen Sprachraumes werden…
 
Compote!
 
"With sweat"
 
@Cerberus That's because that sort of thing doesn't work below sea level.
 
Wow, I could have sworn that word had a circumflex. But no.
 
Nothing works below the sea of knowledge level.
 
6:43 PM
@Robusto Ah, but we have voltmeters...
 
you mean voms
 
Haha.
At least that means nothing in Dutch.
 
Compote is just another name for Pol Pot.
 
Haha.
He's dead.
 
6:46 PM
@Cerberus Brits do, and have for ages. But my parents were electronic engineers; I may be skewed.
 
And his cronies have just been sentences to...some prison sentence.
@AndrewLeach Funny people!
 
They made me what I am.
Hm. Hole-digging.
 
I meant Brits in general.
And no comment!!
 
No comment on the Brits. And I mean that in the strongest possible sense.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 chicken pol pot
 
@Mitch Brits are never meant in the strongest possible sense. It just isn't done.
 
6:56 PM
Just so.
@Mitch Sounds like a lovely Cambodian curry.
 
-2
A: Use of "in contrast to"

DavidFeces Feces Feces Feces Feces Feces Feces Feces Feces Feces Feces Feces Feces Feces Feces Feces Feces Feces Feces Feces Feces Feces Feces

Cleanup on aisle feces.
 

« first day (1366 days earlier)      last day (3558 days later) »