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@FAE The Shrine of Rhythm is the worst.

/me needs more coffee.

in RPG General Chat, Mar 4 at 11:49, by Stack Exchange

badp has removed Wipqozn from the list of this room's owners‌.

You know I like _sub_verting my own jokes

A: The Memes of Arqade and its Chat

I forgot about this one:

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Meme: @Wipqozn is to blame Originator: Spugsley (Wipqozn drove her to it because it is his fault, after all) Cultural Height: Whenever there is real or imagined blame to be apportioned, and preferably with lots of pings to @Wipqozn while he is not in chat (thus summoning him in the middle of ra...

Man, there are a lot of Wipqozn-centric memes. I'm so popular.

12:04 PM

Many "let's always blame X" memes have attempted to happen but failed due to lack of sufficiently good choices of X

or bad, whichever

Jun 28 '13 at 20:34, by Sterno

@spugsley If you took a picture of @OrigamiRobot screaming in horror as you ambush him with a sloth photo, I would pay for a print.

This never happened, did it, @Sterno?

@Wipqozn you're essentially a comedy mine. Whoever strikes at you hits gold

@badp Oh man. I always knew I was destined for greatness.

Well, a source of greatness

Can someone else star @badps message so it's not obvious I was the only one that starred it?

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12:06 PM

@Wipqozn :(

@Sterno Come on @spugsley, just because you're a famous artist now doesn't mean you should turn down @Sternos request!

I don't seem to know how to abuse room ownership and clear stars anymore :(

@Sterno You need to d oit via the star list.

Oit the star list, Sterno! You can oit!

Oit?

That's a new one.

12:10 PM

Sometimes you strike yourself

@Wipqozn Do you not look for words underlined in read before hitting enter?

Zeus damn it. I literally just got the joke.

I didn't notice my typo in the message @Badp was mocking.

I'm so ashamed

@Wipqozn As you should be

@MBraedley I think it's obvious that I don't. I'm a rebel.

@MBraedley Also, did I tell you about the apartment I'm moving into?

@Wipqozn Nope. Where's it at?

12:16 PM

21 Parkland Drive, in Clayton Park. Corner Killam Building near the Canada games centre.

We've got a corner unit facing the games centre.

Not a bad spot. How you getting downtown for work, though? There aren't any great routes from there.

@MBraedley I don't work downtown. TheHerald Building is right by the rotary. I'll just jump on the highway, and get off at that exit that takes you to joseph howe.

and since I work 7-3, there will never be any traffic. Traffic is lame.

@Wipqozn No, highway is a bad idea in the morning, generally. You're probably better of fjust taking Lacewood until it turns into Dutch Village, then onto Joe Howe

Even at 7

@MBraedley I rarely see any traffic if I take that route now.

If you say so

12:26 PM

My route to work now is either highway until joseph howe, or highway until st margerts bay road and take the rotary.

Well we'll see what happens.

IfI take the route and it sucks due to traffic, I'll just need to find another route.

According to Google your suggest route is only 1 minute longer than the highway thouhg, given ideal traffic.

Well I'll try a few differnet routes and see what I like best. In any case it' a good idea to have a few routes home and to work anyways.

Transistor... why do you have to go on sale now?

@PrivatePansy I'm sure Hitler is somehow involved.

@Wipqozn oh really? You think losing ownership is that simple? You'll have to do better than that!

Godwin's law fulfilled

@MBraedley @Wipqozn is literally Hitler

12:34 PM

No. Wipqozn is made of densely packed hitlers

(All I'm saying is, technically you don't know it isn't true. It is however a pretty bad comic.)

@badp How many Hitlers can you pack into a cubic meter before it collapses under its own gravity and turn into a Hitler star?

12:54 PM

Man, I'm trying to convince my friend to have @Wiqpzon themed wedding, but he just isn't going for it.

what a strange guy

@Wipqozn Gee, I wonder why

so I rescheduled my security interview because I'm sick today

still not sure what to do about my work shift tonight

I'll probably just go

@GnomeSlice How sick are you?

@PrivatePansy Not enough. @Wipqozn is basically a walking black hole.

I'm like coughing and shit but I'm not like vomiting or anything

I have a really sore throat

12:56 PM

Dammit, who schedules a charge code to end on the second last day of a month!? You know, instead of the end of that week?

@badp I'm so impressive.

@Wipqozn You are truly a wonder.

@GnomeSlice I'd say go into work then, but take some halls and rest until then.

I should go buy halls

and yeah that was the plan

You should.

12:57 PM

second day and all

@Wipqozn You could say you're wonder-full.

Q: Are there a cap to the amount of dust you can have?

don't really want to fuck up my first day and then skip my second day

Lazers

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Are there any limit to the amount of arcane dust that you can have? I am currantly at 1990, and dont really have any needs of crafting.

hearthstone

Yeah, that's my concern. It just doesn't look good, especially in a place where people call in fake sick all the time. Which I'm assuming Old Navy Employees do.

Wait winers

well whatever

Probably yeah

12:59 PM

@Wipqozn Winers? Do they sell wine making kits? Or did you mean whiners?

Winners

department store. mostly.

@MBraedley A day will come when I will have my revenge upon all of you.

A DAY WILL COME

@GnomeSlice I know, I'm making fun of @Wipqozn's inability to check his spelling

@Wipqozn At least I usually edit my chat posts when I see an error.

@MBraedley A day. will. come.

fine, FINE. From this day forth, I shall typo NO MO.

don hurt me. no mo

1:01 PM

If I ever make another typo, I shall delete my account.

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f..............fuck

I really hope I don't make another typo. That would be most upsetting.

in Tavern on the Meta on Meta Stack Exchange Chat, 7 mins ago, by jadarnel27

How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He was drinking coffee before it was cool.

haaaaaa

Q: What's the best way to get gold

Also, SMTIV seems enjoyable thus far. I've only played it for less than an hour, though.

Lazers

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With naxxramas wings coming out these weeks, I wonder which way is the fastest to gain gold (in order to open the wings without paying real money) ? With, as much as possible, no time wasting. I have already thought about it and found 3 main ways : -Logging on only to do quests (no time wasted ...

hearthstone

Q: Is string theory taken into account?

See? SEE! TWO MESSAGES WITHOUT A TYPO! TAKE THAT BRIDGE!

Man, you thought I'd be deleting my account, but I won't be. You won't see me make another typo for as long as we all live.

Lazers

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In the minecraft world I understand that there physics is taken into account but how in depth has Notch and his team gone, have they included key principles like string theory?

minecraft

1:13 PM

@Lazers Uhhhh...

@Wipqozn Keep talking...

@PrivatePansy It's technically a valid question. Technically.

HOW MANY HIPSTERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
IT'S A PRETTY OBSCURE NUMBER. YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T HEARD OF IT.

What a stupid flag.

I guess... but I don't think any game has string theory coded into it

@OrigamiRobot teehee

Two possible answers:

1:14 PM

@GnomeSlice I didn't say it wasn't a bad question, just a valid one.

Which is why I downvoted it but didn't close.

I'm not gonna vote on it

I'M NOT GONNA VOTE ON IT EITHER.

@OrigamiRobot well, yes, that would make sense.

@Wipqozn DID YOU SEE THIS?

10 hours ago, by Origami Robot

@OrigamiRobot Cute.

Cats rock.

1:19 PM

Actually, you know what, just one answer

IGNORE MY DIRTY CARPET

The game doesn't operate at a level where string theory would matter. For all practical purpose and intent, string theory is not simulated in the game in any way

Frank

@Wipqozn I think it's more game development, myself.

IF ANYONE THINKS THAT'S BAD, JUST REMEMBER @Wipqozn'S SOCKS

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@Frank wat

1:22 PM

Jul 25 at 11:21, by Wipqozn

SOCKGATE 2014

@Frank Not really. It could fall into "why did they design it that way?" well, how.

A day will come when you will all regret the crimes you have committed against me.

Frank

@Wipqozn There shall be no regret!

...except when we can't play Monster Hunter.

I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST. THIS IS TRULY WHAT IT MEANS TO BE AN ADULT

@OrigamiRobot I had a sandwich.

1:27 PM

@OrigamiRobot You will soon after experience a stomachache that will also remind you what it truly means to be an adult

@PrivatePansy I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN A STOMACHACHE FROM EATING SWEETS

@Frank I just think it's a stupid question, since pretty much every game only uses Newtonian physics, unless there's a game mechanic that needs anything more complicated.

And Minecraft doesn't even implement Newtonian physics 100% correctly.