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12:54 AM
CR live
 
1:17 AM
!! live
!! /info
!! live
CR info
CR info
!! /live
 
1:38 AM
CR live
!! live
oh brother
 
1:57 AM
CR codeworks ...not
;)
 
now try it
CR codeworks
 
hmm
 
CR codeworks
!! /info
 
CR summon
 
!! /live
CR /live
 
2:00 AM
0xDEADBEEF
 
there is a simple execute button on firefox but not one on chrome!
I can open the file and then hit execute in firefox
really starting to piss me off
 
@Malachi what do you think of the meta discussion about allowing non-working but reviewable code?
 
not sure what I think about it really.....
 
I think it's major.
I like the two answers, but I think this is a major cultural shift, and it can have potentially astronomical impacts on this site, with possibilities ranging from hypothetical degradation of overall content quality to... possibly nothing less than site graduation through somehow managing to deal with a phenominal growth rate spike as we become The Best Thing Since Stack Overflow. — Mat's Mug 55 mins ago
 
if the code works but not the way it was anticipated i think it should be allowed, unless it is way off the mark
you know what I mean?
 
2:14 AM
I like how 200 puts it: Asking for help with a minor enhancement, within reason, is actually not a problem. In fact, just posting a question is implicitly seeking advice to improve the code. We regularly rewrite programs, sometimes from scratch, in the course of answering.
 
I like that too
I think I am going to have to go back to FireFox. this is Friggin Ridiculous
 
you use Chrome all the time?
 
I do
but I can't run the Javascript nice in Chrome unless I copy paste it into the console, which is a pain in the ass.
!! info
 
@Malachi I awoke on Sat, 10 May 2014 02:16:22 GMT (that's about 53 seconds ago), haven't done anything yet!
 
hi @BlueCheeseMonster!
 
2:17 AM
on chrome
 
CR info
!! info
 
@Mat'sMug I awoke on Sat, 10 May 2014 02:16:22 GMT (that's about 1 minute ago), got invoked 1 times
 
but I literally had to copy paste it into the console.
 
!! youtube master of puppets
 
2:18 AM
it would have been nicer if I could have just made it an extension, but i have never created an extension before so I probably did something wrong or didn't "include" all the files or something
 
wow that'd be awesome!
 
and now I can't remember half the stuff i wanted to do to this bot either
 
don't you have a meta post for that?
 
it's all the same post
there is already a post.
I need Meta Answers and answers
 
reading the transcript higher up... did the google command kill it?
 
2:27 AM
idk
cr google norris
CR google norris
 
what was I googling up there @Mat'sMug
 
CR google roger rabbit
 
CR google who framed roger rabbit
 
I restarted this computer, and killed off my games
it is running much faster, I had a lot of scripts going
CR codeworks
 
@Malachi That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
 
well that sucks I wonder where the learned commands are kept so I can save those...
 
2:50 AM
cr info
CR info
 
@Mat'sMug I awoke on Sat, 10 May 2014 02:16:22 GMT (that's about 34 minutes ago), got invoked 7 times
 
the invocation is case sensitive
 
would this be better? ^
(kind of building on someone else's shoulders ;)
 
I don't know.
 
CR learn toughquestion<>"http://i.stack.imgur.com/luX1n.png"
 
2:53 AM
@Mat'sMug Please enter some output
 
???
 
@Mat'sMug Illegal /learn object; see /help learn
 
dafuk
 
you didn't have a space in there
between the command name and the <>
 
CR learn toughquestion <>"http://i.stack.imgur.com/luX1n.png"
 
2:54 AM
@Mat'sMug Command toughquestion learned
 
CR toughquestion
 
haha
(did I just abuse my privileges?)
 
no...lol
check this out
> //fuck you readability
//left this comment as company for future viewers with their new riddle
there are some weird comments in this code
 
OMG
burning bridges FTW
 
2:57 AM
this JS file is long
found the initialization of the commands variable....lol
 
reminiscent of //RichardIsAFuckingIdiot
915
A: What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered?

Tom Ritter //Code sanitized to protect the foolish. using System; using System.Collections.Generic; using System.Text; using System.Reflection; using System.Web.UI; namespace Mobile.Web.Control { /// <summary> /// Class used to work around Richard being a fucking idiot /// </summary> /// <...

WARNING: If you're stuck on that page, prepare to waste the next hour or two.
 
lol
I went to the Person that wrote the code
 
I was reading this just yesterday! :) ^^
 
one of my favorites already
and another one
1055
A: What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered?

johnc//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing //Now, God only knows

this one includes a counter! ROFL
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A: What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered?

Jens RolandI am particularly guilty of this, embedding non-constructive comments, code poetry and little jokes into most of my projects (although I usually have enough sense to remove anything directly offensive before releasing the code). Here's one I'm particulary fond of, placed far, far down a poorly-de...

line 794
> //nothing to see here, move along
 
3:40 AM
CR info
 
@Malachi I awoke on Sat, 10 May 2014 02:16:22 GMT (that's about 1 hour ago), got invoked 12 times, learned 1 commands
 
 
10 hours later…
1:26 PM
cr INFO
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@Malachi I awoke on Sat, 10 May 2014 02:16:22 GMT (that's about 11 hours ago), got invoked 13 times, learned 1 commands, teleported 31 goats
 
 
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6:09 PM
in The 2nd Monitor, 1 min ago, by Malachi
or CR do you have any new Answers to Question 12345 i think I could do that
 
6:27 PM
CR info
 
@Malachi I awoke on Sat, 10 May 2014 02:16:22 GMT (that's about 16 hours ago), got invoked 14 times, learned 1 commands, teleported 92 goats
 
CR urban jk
 
@Malachi jk Just Kidding!
 

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