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1:48 AM
I haven't got it running just yet
 
!! help
 
@Malachi Information on interacting with me can be found at this page
 
score
will do
 
@Malachi That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: norris
@Malachi That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: norris
 
@Malachi - find a different chat room (make one) to play in.
 
1:51 AM
@Malachi Information on interacting with me can be found at this page
@Malachi That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: norris
 
!!norris
 
!!Noriss?
 
@rolfl That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
 
!!/help
 
!!/norris
 
1:54 AM
@rolfl Information on interacting with me can be found at this page
@Malachi Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
 
it is working
I just don't know all the commands. this is the same bot they use in Root Access
I figured i would use this laptop because this is the one I leave on almost 24/7
room mode changed to Public: anyone may enter and talk
eventually I want to set it up so that it will grab new answers and stuff. I will have to do some exploratory surgery on it
 
!!/stats
 
sorry I think I closed the browser or something
it booted the bot and logged me in.
give me a minute
!!/norris
 
@Malachi One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
 
!!/stats
 
2:02 AM
@rolfl That dude sucks
 
lol
 
That's not going to win many favours ;-)
 
there is stuff you can set too, I haven't learned much about it before I decided I wanted to run it
 
!!/weather toronto
 
@rolfl Toronto: 11.22C (284.37K), scattered clouds
 
2:03 AM
284.37 K?
!!taytaytay
 
@Malachi That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
 
This is going to need some discussion ... it has the potential to overwhelm the room.
 
I figure I could post a Meta Post
??
!!tell rolfl he rocks
 
@Malachi Command he does not exist. (note that /tell works on commands, it's not an echo.)
 
!!help
 
2:05 AM
@Malachi That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: help
@Malachi Information on interacting with me can be found at this page
 
!!/tell rolfl weather
 
@rolfl Command he does not exist. (note that /tell works on commands, it's not an echo.)
 
!!/tell rolfl weather
10 messages moved from The 2nd Monitor
 
!!/tell weather
 
@Malachi Command @rolfl does not exist. (note that /tell works on commands, it's not an echo.)
@Malachi Invalid /tell arguments. Use /help for usage info
 
2:11 AM
I am looking to change the invocation, i think I will start by finding the easy stuff to change @rolfl
 
Sure. This place is your playground.... for a while.
when you have the bugs ironed out .... maybe....
 
lol
it should work just like the one they have in SU
minus some things they taught it already
!!learn taytaytay http://i.imgur.com/SYvAqgs.gif
 
@Malachi Command taytaytay learned
 
!!taytaytay
 
@Malachi i.imgur.com/SYvAqgs.gif
@Malachi Command taytaytay learned
 
2:14 AM
No using me as a test case while I am not here..... OK?
 
!!/bot.invocationpattern = 'Malachi's pet'
 
@Malachi That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
 
!!/tell Malachi /weather
 
@Malachi Command /weather does not exist. Did you mean: weather (note that /tell works on commands, it's not an echo.)
@Malachi Command /weather does not exist. Did you mean: weather (note that /tell works on commands, it's not an echo.)
 
2:21 AM
!!/tell malachi weather pierre,sd
 
:18427 Toronto: 6.579C (279.729K), few clouds
@malachi Toronto: 6.579C (279.729K), few clouds
@malachi Pierre: 56.5321F (13.629C, 286.779K), few clouds
 
!!/info
 
@Malachi I awoke on Wed, 07 May 2014 02:02:30 GMT (that's about 21 minutes ago), got invoked 22 times, learned 2 commands
 
!!/stat
 
@Malachi User 69747 not found
@Malachi That dude sucks
 
2:37 AM
BlueCheese weather pierre,sd
 
@Malachi Pierre: 62.9258F (17.181C, 290.331K), broken clouds
 
BlueCheese get answer last malachi
 
@Malachi That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
@Malachi That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
 
BlueCheese get answer last malachi
 
@Malachi That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
 
2:43 AM
BlueCheese get answer malachi
BlueCheese /mustache malachi
 
that one didn't work
BlueCheese /stat Malachi
 
@Malachi User 69747 not found
 
BlueCheese /stats 18427
 
@Malachi Malachi (http://codereview.stackexchange.com/users/18427/malachi) has 5780 reputation, earned 0 rep today, asked 17 questions, gave 152 answers, for a q:a ratio of 17:152.
avg. rep/post: 34.2. Badges: 1g 12s 50b
 
3:02 AM
BlueCheese /stats 18427 extended
 
@Malachi User 69747 not found
@Malachi Malachi (http://codereview.stackexchange.com/users/18427/malachi) has 5778 reputation, earned -2 rep today, asked 17 questions, gave 152 answers, for a q:a ratio of 17:152.
avg. rep/post: 34.18. Badges: 1g 12s 50b
 
BlueCheese info
 
@Malachi I awoke on Wed, 07 May 2014 02:02:30 GMT (that's about 1 hour ago), got invoked 39 times, learned 2 commands
 
BlueCheese taytaytay
 
@Malachi That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
 
3:07 AM
BlueCheese /tell taytaytay malachi
 
@Malachi Invalid /tell arguments. Use /help for usage info
@Malachi Command malachi does not exist. (note that /tell works on commands, it's not an echo.)
 
BlueCheese /tell malachi /taytaytay
 
@Malachi Command /taytaytay does not exist. Did you mean: taytaytay (note that /tell works on commands, it's not an echo.)
 
BlueCheese /learn taytaytay echo i.imgur.com/SYvAqgs.gif
 
@Malachi Command taytaytay already exists
 
3:09 AM
BlueCheese forget taytaytay
 
@Malachi Command taytaytay forgotten.
 
BlueCheese /learn taytaytay echo 'http://i.imgur.com/SYvAqgs.gif'
 
@Malachi Command taytaytay learned
 
taytaytay
BlueCheese taytaytay
 
@Malachi Input not matching /http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/SYvAqgs.gif/. Help: User-taught command: echo
@Malachi Command taytaytay learned
 
3:11 AM
BlueCheese taytaytay
 
@Malachi Input not matching /http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/SYvAqgs.gif/. Help: User-taught command: echo
 
BlueCheese forget taytaytay
 
@Malachi Command taytaytay forgotten.
 
BlueCheese /learn taytaytay echo 'http://i.imgur.com/SYvAqgs.gif'
 
@Malachi Command taytaytay learned
 
3:11 AM
BlueCheese taytaytay
 
@Malachi Input not matching /http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/SYvAqgs.gif/. Help: User-taught command: echo
 
BlueCheese forget taytaytay
 
@Malachi Command taytaytay forgotten.
 
CR weather Sturgis,sd
 
@Malachi Sturgis: 51.5822F (10.879C, 284.029K), broken clouds
 
3:18 AM
The Invocation is "CR"
2
CR help
 
@Malachi Information on interacting with me can be found at this page
 
CR norris
 
@Malachi CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
 
CR stat
 
@rolfl User 99734 not found
 
3:30 AM
CR learn 2nd "<>http://xkcd.com/1357/"
 
@rolfl Command 2nd learned
 
CR 2nd
 
CR /stats rolfl
 
@Malachi User 99734 not found
 
3:31 AM
CR /stats rolfl
CR stats
 
@Malachi User 69747 not found
 
you have to type in your ID
I don't know why though
 
CR stat rolfl
 
@rolfl That dude sucks
 
CR /stats 18427
 
3:32 AM
@Malachi Malachi (http://codereview.stackexchange.com/users/18427/malachi) has 5778 reputation, earned -2 rep today, asked 17 questions, gave 152 answers, for a q:a ratio of 17:152.
avg. rep/post: 34.18. Badges: 1g 12s 50b
 
CR /stats 31503
 
@rolfl balki (http://codereview.stackexchange.com/users/3153/balki) has 121 reputation, earned 0 rep today, asked 1 questions, gave 2 answers, for a q:a ratio of 1:2.
avg. rep/post: 40.33. Badges: 0g 0s 3b
@rolfl That dude sucks
 
CR /stats 31503
 
@rolfl rolfl (http://codereview.stackexchange.com/users/31503/rolfl) has 24309 reputation, earned 0 rep today, asked 8 questions, gave 448 answers, for a q:a ratio of 1:56.
avg. rep/post: 53.3. Badges: 4g 50s 129b
 
CR get answer malachi
 
3:33 AM
@Malachi That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
 
CR /get answer 18427
 
Thinking.....
 
@Malachi That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
 
CR/get question first 18427
 
@Malachi That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
 
3:36 AM
CR user rolfl
 
@Malachi That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
 
CR info
 
@rolfl I awoke on Wed, 07 May 2014 02:02:30 GMT (that's about 1 hour ago), got invoked 77 times, learned 6 commands, but forgotten 3 commands
 
CR learn notApproved <>"http://i.stack.imgur.com/RHqPX.jpg"
 
@Malachi Command notapproved learned
 
3:43 AM
CR notApproved
 
CR /tell rolfl notApproved
 
OH....
CR die
hehehehehehe
 
it should have given you a response
 
3:44 AM
Nope, it should not have ;-)
 
CR /live
 
@Malachi And on this day, you shall paint eggs for a giant bunny.
 
CR /Live
 
@Malachi I'm not dead! Honest!
 
!!/die

(Special permission needed to use) Murders the bot. Since it's dead, it can't respond.
CR /listcommands
 
3:46 AM
@rolfl help, listen, eval, coffee, refresh, forget, info, listcommands, tell, afk, awsm, ban, unban, color, convert, define, doge, domain, findcommand, github, google, hang, inhistory, jquery, learn, live, die, mdn, meme, mustache, moustache, norris, nudge, parse, spec, stat, stats, summon, unsummon, timer, todo, undo, unonebox, urban, user, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd, youtube, zalgo, 2nd, notapproved
 
CR xkcd new
 
@rolfl That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: help
@rolfl xkcd: Returns an XKCD. Call with no args for random, new for latest, or a number for a specific one.
 
CR todo "go to bed" 1
 
@rolfl Unidentified /todo action 1
@rolfl Unidentified /todo action go to bed
 
CR help todo
 
3:48 AM
@rolfl todo: Your personal todo list. get [count] retrieves everything or count items. add items adds items to your todo list (make sure items with spaces are wrapped in quotes) rm items|indices removes items specified by indice or content
 
CR todo add "go to bed"
 
@rolfl Item(s) added.
 
CR todo
 
@rolfl (0)go to bed
 
CR todo rm 0
 
3:50 AM
@rolfl Item(s) removed.
 
CR listcommands
 
@rolfl help, listen, eval, coffee, refresh, forget, info, listcommands, tell, afk, awsm, ban, unban, color, convert, define, doge, domain, findcommand, github, google, hang, inhistory, jquery, learn, live, die, mdn, meme, mustache, moustache, norris, nudge, parse, spec, stat, stats, summon, unsummon, timer, todo, undo, unonebox, urban, user, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd, youtube, zalgo, 2nd, notapproved
 
CR afk
CR info afk
 
@rolfl Command afk, created by God, invoked 1 times
 
CR help afk
 
3:51 AM
@rolfl afk: Set an afk message: /afk <message>. Invoke /afk again to return.
 
CR github jdom
 
@rolfl hunterhacker/jdom Java manipulation of XML made easy
 
CR help timer
 
@rolfl timer: Starts/stops a timer. /timer start [name] starts a timer, /timer stop name stops a timer.
 
CR timer start
 
3:52 AM
@rolfl Registered timer 0
 
CR timer stop
 
@rolfl You must provide a timer name
HAMMERTIME!
 
CR youtube friday
 
Yeah!
 
3:53 AM
oh damn it
going to have to figure out how to ban that
I will put that on it's profile...lol
CR remind in 5 minutes TGTB
 
@Malachi Nudge #1 registered.
 
what should my Meta Post say/ask?
I am thinking like
- name
- invocation
just for starters I guess
and then another for rules I think, like if someone is abusing my pet
 
Not sure..... It is bound to get some attention
CR refresh
 
that was cool
I turned around and it was reloading the page
 
CR stat rolfl
 
3:57 AM
it's stats
 
CR /stats rolfl
CR help
oh... killed it.
 
you might have to do it on a new line instead of an edit
CR Refresh
I have other stuff running on that machine, it might lag a little. but I wanted to know what would happen
I am going to add you to the owners or whatever
CR refresh
CR stats
 
Done .... (I am).
 
I refreshed
 
oops
CR /stats rolfl
!! /stats rolfl
 
4:02 AM
@Malachi User 99734 not found
 
CR /stats malachi
CR /stats 18427
 
@Malachi User 69747 not found
@Malachi Brandon Bailey (http://codereview.stackexchange.com/users/18742/brandon-bailey) has 101 reputation, earned 0 rep today, asked 0 questions, gave 0 answers, for a q:a ratio of http://i.imgur.com/F79hP.png.
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@Malachi Malachi (http://codereview.stackexchange.com/users/18427/malachi) has 5778 reputation, earned -2 rep today, asked 17 questions, gave 152 answers, for a q:a ratio of 17:152.
avg. rep/post: 34.18. Badges: 1g 12s 50b
 
CR/inhistory 05/06
 
@Malachi undefined
@Malachi undefined
 
CR /inhistory 5-6
 
4:06 AM
@Malachi undefined
@Malachi That format confuses me! See /help inhistory
 
CR help inhistory
 
@Malachi inhistory: Grabs a historical event from today's date or a date given in MM-DD format. /inhistory [MM-DD]
 
CR /inhistory [5-6]
 
@Malachi undefined
@Malachi That format confuses me! See /help inhistory
 
CR/inhistory today
 
4:07 AM
@Malachi undefined
 
CR help afk
 
@Malachi afk: Set an afk message: /afk <message>. Invoke /afk again to return.
 
CR /afk I am sleeping
CR are you there?
 
@Malachi All signs point to no
 
@malachi what's up?
 
4:24 AM
cr afk
CR /afk I am sleeping
 
4:37 AM
CR /urban peachfuzz
 
@Malachi peach fuzz When a guy first goes through puberty and decides he wants look more mature. To accomplish this he unsucessfully tries to grow facial hair. A very common look among teens from the trailer park. It come in light and sparse like the fuzz on a peach.
 
CR define fuzz
 
@Malachi No definition found.
@Malachi fuzz A frizzy mass of hair or fibre.
 
CR info
 
@Malachi I awoke on Wed, 07 May 2014 04:01:01 GMT (that's about 40 minutes ago), got invoked 20 times, learned 2 commands, teleported 1 goats
 
4:41 AM
CR notApproved
 
CR /youtube friday
 
CR define chuck norris
 
@Malachi It means I aint got time to learn your $5 words.
 
4:50 AM
CR google Chuck Norris
 
5:45 AM
CR todo
 
6:02 AM
CR /todo
 
 
1 hour later…
7:22 AM
CR notApproved
 
7:34 AM
CR /inhistory [05-06]
 
 
3 hours later…
10:35 AM
I Guess it did not survive the night
 
 
2 hours later…
12:17 PM
CR live
oops
 
CR /live
 
@Malachi I'm not dead! Honest!
 
CR /inhistory
 
@Malachi undefined
 
the /inhistory command doesn't work
CR notApproved
 
12:27 PM
 
12:39 PM
@Vogel612 bot is back online.
CR /tell vogel612 weather toronto
 
@vogel612 Toronto: 7.64C (280.79K), few clouds
 
1:08 PM
CR /learn Approve <>"http://i.stack.imgur.com/EVBei.jpg"
 
@Malachi Command approve learned
 
CR Approve
 
CR /learn WhoIsOwner2 <>"http://i.stack.imgur.com/6LLFH.png"
 
@Malachi Command whoisowner2 learned
 
1:12 PM
CR /learn WhoIsOwner <>"http://codereview.stackexchange.com/users/18427/malachi"
 
@Malachi Command whoisowner learned
 
CR whoisowner
 
CR /info
 
@Malachi I awoke on Wed, 07 May 2014 12:17:03 GMT (that's about 55 minutes ago), got invoked 9 times, learned 5 commands
 
1:12 PM
CR /stats
 
@Malachi User 69747 not found
 
I think there is a default set somewhere that needs to be changed here ▲▲▲
 
CR info
 
@rolfl I awoke on Wed, 07 May 2014 12:17:03 GMT (that's about 1 hour ago), got invoked 11 times, learned 5 commands
 
CR help
 
1:19 PM
@rolfl Information on interacting with me can be found at this page
 
CR /learn justdoit <>"http://blog.codinghorror.com/code-reviews-just-do-it/"
 
@Malachi Command justdoit learned
 
CR justdoit
 
CR /tell Mat'sMug justdoit
 
CR ping Mat'smug
 
@Malachi That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
 
CR /ping Mat'smug
CR /live
 
@Malachi I'm not dead! Honest!
 
CR inhistory [05-06]
 
1:40 PM
@Vogel612 That format confuses me! See /help inhistory
 
CR google pollen leinfelde-echterdingen
 
The in history one doesn't work for some reason
CR /inhistory 05-07-2014
 
@Malachi undefined
@Malachi That format confuses me! See /help inhistory
 
CR /inhistory 05-07
 
1:49 PM
@Malachi undefined
 
there must not be a database attached to it
CR /stats 37660
 
@Malachi Vogel612 (http://codereview.stackexchange.com/users/37660/vogel612) has 2266 reputation, earned 0 rep today, asked 2 questions, gave 39 answers, for a q:a ratio of 2:39.
avg. rep/post: 55.26. Badges: 0g 5s 33b
 
it has to be your userid on CR though
CR /stats Vogel612
 
@Malachi User 74946 not found
 
you are logged in as your German.stackexchange account ▲▲▲▲
CR /leave help
 
1:52 PM
@Malachi That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: live, learn
 
CR /exit help
 
@Malachi That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
 
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