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11:04 PM
0.25% of all hats collected so far are belong to me.
Gilles has all but given up at 0.14%.
Manish has a measly 0.068%.
And anyone can still take the Web Apps Top 20 by storm with a single edit.
 
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I am not Mayan.
See how wrong he is?
 
I'm asking about 'civic institution' and I'm immediately downvoted. Weird.
 
11:20 PM
I saw that. I apologize on the site's behalf.
 
@RegDwigнt Thanks. Apology accepted. :)
 
@RegDwigнt ooh! ooh! runs off for a moment
 
looks sternly for a moment long time
 
@RegDwigнt Oh. Shit.
@MattЭллен a cat is a cat is a cat. Calling Mitch a cat doesn't make him purr.
 
@RegDwigнt It is not possible to look sternly while you wear floppy bunny ears.
Cutie.
 
11:29 PM
@GlenTheUdderboat IKR!
 
Just because I am an attractive hippo doesn't mean I don't weigh a ton when running you over.
 
Being flat never felt so cute.
 
11:51 PM
Hi.
 
HONOLULU (AP) — A Hawaii woman whose last name is 36 characters long has finally gotten the whole thing to fit on her driver's license and state identification card.

Janice "Lokelani" Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele (KAY'-ee-hah-nah-EE'-coo-COW'-ah-KAH'-hee-HOO'-lee-heh-eh-KAH'-how-NAH-eh-leh) received her new license and ID after her campaign to get her full name on the cards prompted the state Department of Transportation to change its policy and expand how many characters can appear on them.
 
Haha.
 
Probably had no care at all for how god damned expensive that was.
 
So next week there will be a woman whose name has 41 letters...
 
yip
 

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