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9:02 AM
Best not to know
 
@5pike hi
 
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A: How large can a NPC village be?

KmtbYou can't have villages without a well. If you build a load of houses 34 blocks away from the vill without a well it doesn't count as village

and then
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A: How large can a NPC village be?

KmtbU can't have a new village without a well cuz the well the center of the village so if u build it without a well it'll just be a pile of junk

what the hell?
 
9:19 AM
meh
 
Spam answers on a post where I have the accepted answer == free reps
 
@fredley downvotes
 
@kalina predicts
 
@fredley counters your prediction with fire
 
@kalina counters your fire with being extremely cool
 
9:24 AM
@fredley throws thermite on you
 
@kalina uses dodge, it's super effective!
 
@fredley launches into the sun
You found a truck load of cash, containing $98,718,634,535 inside!
 
@kalina changes path to slingshot around the sun
 
drowns everyone in a sea of CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CHINESE FOOD
 
@tombull89 ignores
 
9:25 AM
@kalina Do you have a meth star and space mules?
 
@fredley ERROR: NOT POSSIBLE TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM THE SUN
@5pike I have multiple space mules and meth stars
 
@kalina Good
 
Only on Gaming.SE would this conversation be normal.
 
Did clickingbad got updated or something?
 
Batches (purity is FDA Approved Additive)
41,109,000 per second (gross)
 
9:26 AM
@kalina I'd like to see you try to accelerate me to escape velocity
 
@Arperum Yes
 
@fredley I don't need to, you're the one that got launched into the sun
 
@kalina define 'launched'
 
I'm still safe and sound in Dr Kalina's Evil Underground Supermeth Lair
launched, like, in a rocket, at the sun
you have no control over the trajectory of the rocket
you have no control over anything.
I watched the Steve Jobs movie "Jobs" lastnight
I was not enthused.
 
@kalina Sounds meh
Blues Brothers a much better film
 
9:28 AM
@kalina sounds like a massive Apple circlejerk to me.
 
It's a movie with Ashton Kutcher in it
playing Steve Jobs shouting at people
@tombull89 mmmh, there isn't much to circle jerk over
 
@tombull89 Everything to do with Apple/Jobs is a massive Apple circlejerk
 
it portrays him as a complete ass hat
 
@kalina Well, he was one
 
@5pike I didn't question this at all
 
9:29 AM
@kalina But a genius ass hat, which makes the asshattery ok, I think?
 
@fredley You can't make 500 million friends without making some enemies
oh wait, that's zuckerberg
 
@kalina that...what...
 
@kalina Yeah...
@kalina Steve Jobs made 0 friends
I can't even remember what his social network was called
 
@fredley Ping
 
Bing? Ping!
 
9:30 AM
You can't make 500 million dollars without a few corpses.
5
 
@tombull89 dollars friends
 
@tombull89 I can't make my annual wage without creating a few corpses
4
 
foxconn cough
 
I reduced one of our implementation consultants to tears yesterday
 
@kalina I can't make rent without creating a few corpses
4
 
9:31 AM
after she started bitching at me for something not going to plan
and I pointed out it was her problem but that I'd happily fix it for her if she stfu
and then hung up
apparently she ran off to some corner and cried
 
@kalina Hahahaha ... I like your style..
 
I got a phone call from my manager saying her manager was furious
my manager just wanted to make sure that it wasn't my fault
 
@kalina Your manager is good at ass-covering
 
eh we had a job on the helpdesk this morning because a teacher was having issues logging onto her Google account.
 
@fredley my manager is the best ass coverer
 
9:32 AM
We're, surprisingly, not technical support for the internet.
 
It's because whenever the shit actually hits the fan I fix it
it makes him tolerate my quirks the rest of the time
 
@kalina When the shit hits the fan, as long as your ass is covered, you're blameless?
 
@fredley I'm always blameless, I told you, completely innocent
 
@kalina Must be the supreme ass-coverage
 
anyway, my steam username is furiouslyangelic
enjoy
also
@fredley
 
9:34 AM
@kalina ...
 
I removed you from my old steam and added you to my new steam
you didn't accept
 
@kalina I haven't opened steam in a while
 
I'm holding you responsible for this failure
 
@kalina CALM DOWN I'VE ACCEPTED
 
now Steam has a rainbow dash on it as well
 
9:34 AM
And a kalina
 
because... best pony
 
@kalina finally
 
civilisations rose and fell during that timeout
civilisation looks wrong
don't tell the americans
I blame that computer game
 
@kalina I know. Damn Sid Meier
or whatever his name is
 
meier
 
9:36 AM
I before and after E? WTF?
 
brb I'm going to sit out for a bit, this throttling is annoying me
 
Hi
 
@spyder Howdy
 
@fredley In Dutch we have something like that too. "Eggs" are "eieren" in Dutch. an egg would be "een ei"
 
@Arperum Yeh but Dutch
Come on
 
9:42 AM
@Arperum Also German
 
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Q: Is there any Lumiosity City map?

iberI'm searching such map with avenue names and stuff like cafes, houses and everything interactive. I'm too often lost in this city...

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Q: Mega Stone of Starter Pokemon buyable

xarvIf I am choosing Charmander as my starter, will I be able to buy the Charizardite Mega Stone again? So I could buy another one and trade it to someone else.

 
@fredley Names are not exclusive to English. They come from everywhere (Meier from German I think)
 
@Arperum Incorrect.
 
@fredley Meier is German
It was a title
turned into a surname
 
@5pike Lies. Names exist only in English.
 
9:52 AM
@fredley Silence
 
right, now I should be free from the shackles of spam limitations
I AM AN UNSHACKLED FIRE ELEMENTAL
FEAR
 
@fredley That's why Napoleon forced them over all of his conquered area. (this is also the reason Dutch have totally random surnames half of the time, they thought it was a joke, or at least temporary)
 
@kalina sigh
 
@fredley +fire
 
@kalina +extinguisher
 
10:04 AM
@fredley I'm finished my program... I'm so tired
 
@spyder I'm finished your program.
I'm finished, you're program.
 
I'm program, you finish.
 
@tombull89 I program, you're finished
 
@fredley I you, Program finished.
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@tombull89 I program you: finished.
@fredley You insidious monster. What have you unleashed?
 
10:27 AM
@fredley not so funny. I'm so tired I can not even laugh.
 
@spyder Drink coffee
Achieve godlike wakefulness.
 
@spyder Hold your breath for as long as you can.
That'll wake you up (or put you right back to sleep)
 
@spyder Just go to sleep
 
10:43 AM
I think I've found a new way how the general english-world-speaking gender-based pedantry can drive me insane
"We are looking for engineers (m) or engineers (f) who..."
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@badp wat
 
@fredley I am so tempted to troll them about gender binary and whatnot
 
@badp Please do
Post link so I can troll, I like troll
 
@badp yeah, egineers (f/m) would do better
 
@badp As if this would help female emancipation in any way...
 
10:46 AM
@M'vy IT IS A GENDER NEUTRAL WORD WHY ARE YOU EVEN BRINGING GENDER UP WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
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The things with equal opportunities is that, with rules to hire a certain quantity of h/f we end up with discriminating job offers
 
@M'vy h? wtf
 
@M'vy "homos/females"?
 
@badp Because so that they can feel like they accomplished something, while, in fact, just furthered the gap between male and female.
 
10:47 AM
@badp homos/furrys?
 
@badp No, French typo
 
@badp hommes/femmes
 
@Arperum yip
 
@5pike "Positive discrimination" is still discrimination, still worsens the problem
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It breeds resentment and differentiation of people by gender
 
@fredley EXACTLY
 
10:49 AM
@5pike "Oh you're a black disabled lesbian, you'll balance our team nicely"
 
@fredley [✔] Diversity
 
I know someone who worked at a large firm where they did positive discrimination at recruitment, and it turned out pretty much like this
 
I mean
it is good to have a mix
 
Brb, I'm about to land my rocket
 
@fredley It's not black, it's pigment benefited.
 
10:51 AM
and unfortunately it's really hard to do so in some industries (cough)
 
And if people were fired, they would all sue on the grounds of discrimination. White, straight males would sue because they were being discriminated against
 
@fredley work time isn't over yet. I'm still in the office
 
@spyder so?
 
@fredley my boss is just 10 meters away from me :)
 
@spyder so?
 
10:52 AM
@spyder Fake a headache...
 
@fredley wat?
 
@spyder Have you seen Office Space?
 
@fredley nope
 
@spyder Watch it
 
@fredley ok
 
11:08 AM
@spyder Watch and learn
 
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Q: Will a cooling pad fix random framerate spikes on an Alienware M14X R2?

TarunVermaI have an Alienware M14X R2 with the following configuration- 6 GB DDR3 RAM (1600 MHz) i7 3610 QM Quad-core processor clocked @2.3 GHz 2 GB GDDR5 GT650M 750 GB HDD @7200 RPM And no OC at all. Lately, I've been observing some really bad random frame rate spikes while playing video games l...

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Q: Is there a way to recognize destructible environment in XCOM:Enemy Unknown?

user57519Just so I know where not to hide my Heavy soldier behind.

 
11:50 AM
I don't have enough fuel to make a fly by to the Mun. Com'on it's not rocket sci... well in fact it is I guess
 
12:10 PM
@badp -.-
OH NO
THE DEA SEIZED ONE OF MY METH-O-MATICS
and reduced my meth output by 0.1%
 
Is that all that happens when you get busted?
 
yes
apparently
they just take whatever they busted
 
...
 
wow. I've been hiring lawyers for no reason.
 
what game are you playing with meth-o-matics?
 
12:15 PM
clicking bad
 
PREVIOUSLY ON NULLISMS' CLICKING BAD
"You'll never find my Meth Star - W.W."
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A: Can I bypass the new launcher?

bulbaneerthe minecraft is not launching

"THE MINECRAFT" isn't launching guys, HALP
 
I AM AWAKE
 
WHY ARE YOU AWAKE
ALSO, THAT'S MY LINE
I COPYRIGHTED IT
PAY ME ROYALITIES
 
SHUSH, YOUR LINE IS "I AM HERE"
 
12:25 PM
I AM <WORD> (C) 1993-date KALINA
 
YOUR FACE.
 
IS ALSO (C) 1993-date
PAY MOAR ROYALTIES
I CAN SPEEL
ok, I don't appear to be able to spell
 
8.1 didn't break GFWL like 8 did
yay
 
obviously I need more cream soda
Having GFWL installed on your PC sounds like willingly injecting yourself with something deadly
 
it sounds like playing Dark Souls and GTA IV
(and Dirt 3, but who plays that srsly)
 
12:27 PM
solution: don't
 
Dark Souls is a bad console port but it's still probably the best third-person RPG there is for PC
 
@3ventic Mass Effect
</discussion>
Instead of GTA4 you could play Saints Row 1-4
Instead of Dirt 3 you could play Grid 2
 
Saints rows are bad
 
thus, I conclude, you like games for windows live
 
and instead of GTA IV I play GTA SA
 
12:29 PM
@3ventic Dark Souls was made much better with DSFix! It's still a bad port, but now it's actually playable.
 
The reviews that make the review progress bar tick along by one pixel are the best reviews
 
I only play GTA IV because it's the only game where I found a good police mod so far
@Fluttershy I know.
And DSCFix
and DSMFix
 
DSCFix is nice! I dunno what that other one is though.
 
and cake
cake makes everything better
 
@Fluttershy Mouse fix
So keyboard+mouse is a viable option to play
 
12:30 PM
@3ventic Aaaah. I use my wired 360 controller. <_<
 
I still play it with a logitech controller
 
Seriously though, Dark Souls is probably one of the best RPG experiences ever.
 
@fluttershy I drank aged Pumking last night.
 
because rolling is much easier in full circle than it is in 8 directions
 
It was delicious
 
12:31 PM
@Fluttershy I agree
I hope DS2 is going to be just as awesome, but with a good PC version
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Aged? How aged? @Sterno aged?
 
2010 edition.
 
Ooh. Yummmmm. :3
 
I wouldn't Dark Souls good by a long shot. It's an exercise in masochism.
It just punches you in the face and says "DEAL WITH THAT" to which we weakly respond "I'll show you"
It's fun to overcome a challenge, but not good.
 
@OrigamiRobot It isn't that hard..
 
12:38 PM
I didn't say it was hard.
It's just unforgiving.
 
The level of "punishment" Dark Souls enacts on people is, I think, massively exaggerated.
 
@OrigamiRobot That's, honestly, the biggest part of the appeal for many people.
 
When you really think about it; what do you lose when you die in Dark Souls?
A bunch of souls, a little bit of progress
 
If you really wanna feel bad about it, head over to Twitch and watch Vviking kill every boss with no armor in an hour and a half. :P
 
2 mins ago, by OrigamiRobot
It's fun to overcome a challenge, but not good.
 
12:40 PM
Aren't games all about overcoming challenges?
 
@OrigamiRobot For you. Personally, I find it both fun and good when overcoming a challenge.
 
I'm saying the game itself is not good.
 
@OrigamiRobot And I am disagreeing with you.
 
The mechanics are wonky, the controls are wonky.
The AI is wonky.
And overcoming that wonkiness it rewarding in its own right.
 
@OrigamiRobot I just don't get that sense of wonkiness that you do.
 
12:45 PM
Hm.
My flair still hasn't adjusted itself.
 
Are you joking? The controls are so unresponsive.
On purpose, likely.
 
@OrigamiRobot I'm not joking. <_< I don't feel like the controls are unresponsive at all.
@GnomeSlice Do you have 32 pieces?
 
@Fluttershy ?
 
@GnomeSlice Of flair.
 
Sep 25 at 21:44, by Michael Dunfield
user image
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@Fluttershy ...No? I'm talking about StackExchange flair.
 
12:49 PM
Oh, sorry. It's 37 pieces of flair.
 

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