The Bridge

Incredipede is available on iOS and Android now, if you didn't know (which you probably didn't) http://www.pocketgamer.co.uk/r/Android/Incredipede/news.asp?c=53857

Tweeted by CPriestman on September 18, 2013 at 3:35 PM

user15026

@Wipqozn I am jealous of your eventual sushi

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn That works.

FEichinger

3:05 PM

yawn Evening.

Private Pansy

@Wipqozn Friday Friday ♬

Wipqozn

If I had one of those new fangled smart phones you kids used I'd upload a picture of said Sushi to facebook and thne ping you, @AshleyNunn.

kalina

I just spent several minutes googling for large throbbers but I couldn't find an animated one to link here

Private Pansy

I have a smartphone that's the size of my face!

kalina

@PrivatePansy you have a galaxy note don't you

Private Pansy

3:06 PM

No, bigger

kalina

BIGGER?

iPad

with sim

Michael Dunfield

@PrivatePansy That doesn't sound very 'smart' to me.

Wipqozn

The place I go to makes this delicious fire ocean roll:

Michael Dunfield

Did you know? If your phone is bigger than your face it means you have cancer.

Wipqozn

Private Pansy

3:07 PM

badp

@PrivatePansy goddammit

kalina

@PrivatePansy that's a large throbber you have there

Michael Dunfield

@PrivatePansy Pony now loading?

Powerlord

@PrivatePansy Sweetiebot!

FEichinger

@badp Why do you pick the one day I'm not around to ask me questions?

badp

3:08 PM

@FEichinger I pick all of the days

Wipqozn

I miiight try the sushi pizza when I go

kalina

"sushi pizza" doesn't sound nice

Blem

Sep 11 at 8:40, by Private Pansy

user15026

@Wipqozn That looks amazing

FEichinger

@badp Okay, just for reference, I'm also gone tomorrow, likely on Saturday, perhaps on Sunday, definitely on Monday through Thursday and I'm dead...ly exhausted by Friday.

Private Pansy

3:09 PM

@kalina Seems... contradictory

Wipqozn

The crust is basically rice, and the toppings are basically awesome.

Powerlord

►

badp

@FEichinger I'll have to ask fast

kalina

@Blem oh he has a sony thing

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn It is.

FEichinger

3:10 PM

@badp I'm probably busy with Oktoberfest stuffs this weekend, so ... at least I get some booze, I guess.

kalina

the problem I have with my phone is that it's too large to fit into the pockets of most of my trousers

so I have to carry it around in my coat pocket or bag

which means I always need a coat or a bag

which is a real first world issue

badp

I just have a bag

kalina

because sometimes I don't need a coat or a bag

Private Pansy

I just have really big pants pockets

kalina

but still want to take my phone because it has all my mp3s on it

badp

3:11 PM

it's almost perfectly Nexus-7-2012-sized

kalina

you put your phone in your pants?!

Wipqozn

> Fire Ocean Roll: Panko crusted salmon, tuna, butterfish & cucumber roll topped with flying fish roe, spicy mayo & server w/ wasabi mayo

cc @AshleyNunn

kalina

that's... weird

FEichinger

@kalina American pants.

kalina

oh ffs

he's not American

he can't use American pants

user15026

3:11 PM

@Wipqozn Don't really like butterfish, but other that I say yay

Private Pansy

@kalina Pant. I wear pant.

kalina

I'm just going to start assuming that you're all Americans.

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn If you ever visit Halifax we'll need to eat there. Wasbai House. Best sushi in Halifax.

kalina

blame @PrivatePansy if you don't like it

user15026

@Wipqozn Deal. :)

FEichinger

3:12 PM

@kalina Probably for the best. :/

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn Excellent. @fbueckert can pay.

Michael Dunfield

Shinyloot Launch Sale Week 4

kalina

speaking of @fbueckert, where is he today?

he seems to be missing

Private Pansy

Hey, I'm almost exactly midway between the US and Britain. I can mix British and American English all I want

Wipqozn

@kalina He said hello at one point. He's probably working.

fbueckert

3:13 PM

@Wipqozn Blarg

kalina

oh, talked 35 minutes ago

FEichinger

@kalina Anyway, my trousers have large enough pockets for the One, so I don't have those problems. :P

kalina

@FEichinger well mine don't

Tim Stone

@Wipqozn Who does that?

Wipqozn

@fbueckert Of course you can! I'm not paying for your plane ticket though.

FEichinger

3:13 PM

And, yes, I'm getting a One in November. :(

kalina

so it doesn't resolve my problem

Wipqozn

@TimStone Crazy people. Fuckin' slackers.

fbueckert

@TimStone Me, when I actually have to get stuff done.

Wipqozn

@fbueckert Man, what a slacker.

Michael Dunfield

@AshleyNunn shinyloot.com/way-to-go

kalina

3:14 PM

@fbueckert if I were to start pestering you in a manner that would reduce your work rate while you're genuinely busy, you'd put me on ignore wouldn't you?

Michael Dunfield

Seems like something you might like

fbueckert

@kalina Probably not. It depends on whether or not I find it annoying.

kalina

@MichaelDunfield "A heart-warming story told in over 20 cutscenes"

Wipqozn

@fbueckert Also, I don't know why that got a star.

Private Pansy

Anyway, what do I do with a boxed cat?

fbueckert

3:15 PM

@Wipqozn Out of context sex joke, I'm assuming.

Wipqozn

@PrivatePansy something something Schrodinger something something

Michael Dunfield

@kalina Over 20!

Wipqozn

@fbueckert A very lame one.

badp

@fbueckert I suppose it's more like those ":(" stars

kalina

@MichaelDunfield OVER TWENTY

the thing is, it talks about cutscenes before it talks about the game

Michael Dunfield

3:16 PM

@kalina It's not as bad as when people say "over 10"

kalina

so this game you've linked as far as the key features states, is over twenty cutscenes and that's it

Michael Dunfield

@kalina There's a video you can watch, but yeah, that is strange, you're right.

Wipqozn

@MichaelDunfield If you change your name back I'll give you a star.

badp

but see, the story gets 1% cooler with every cutscene

kalina

@badp NO

Michael Dunfield

3:17 PM

@Wipqozn Guess I'm not getting a star.

Private Pansy

@kalina Ahahahahaha

fbueckert

@Wipqozn Next time I'm in Halifax, I'll let you know.

FEichinger

Hmmm ... KSP forums migration still isn't done. Guess I'm taking a nap then.

Wipqozn

@MichaelDunfield You used to be cool.

Michael Dunfield

@badp The story is over 20% cooler by the end!

badp

3:17 PM

@kalina hm? You have a problem with stuff that's 22.0190039947967% cooler than other stuff?

Wipqozn

but now you're like, some sort of monster! Who hates coolness! and fun! and kittens!

Michael Dunfield

@Wipqozn No, I used to be infamous.

Wipqozn

WHY DO YOU HATE KITTENS?! GNOMESLICE LOVED KITTENS!

Tim Stone

@fbueckert Psssh

Grace Note

The way Wipqozn is so torn up about this is almost heartwrenching.

Michael Dunfield

3:18 PM

These comments make me sad

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Q: Option to Search Entire Chatroom History by Stars

This probably isn't a terrifically useful feature to request, but I think it would be nice to be able to look at all of the starred messages in a particular chatroom, and sort the results by number of stars. Semi-Relevant Discussion

kalina

@badp it's not, you're wrong

Grace Note

Almost meaning that it isn't.

Michael Dunfield

Why did he feel the need to bring that up

Private Pansy

@GraceNote almost

fbueckert

@TimStone Yeah, I know, it sucks. But I have to show something to justify my salary.

Michael Dunfield

3:19 PM

I'll build that for you, if you stop abusing chat flags. Deal? — Yannis Oct 6 '12 at 17:02

What a dick

kalina

I agree with him

Michael Dunfield

@kalina ಥ_ಥ

kalina

ironically he said that just before you got sidelined for abusing flags

Wipqozn

@GraceNote It's the worst chat related thing that's ever happened to me. I keep trying to ping him but it fails since I try to ping him as GnomeSlice, not @MichaelIsAMonsterWhoWantsMeToSuffer.

kalina

@MichaelDunfield if you rename to @GnomeSlice you will become 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat

if I don't tab names that aren't in the channel, I too will become cooler

FEichinger

3:20 PM

@kalina I agree with you. And I still hate you for being pony. So, yeh, that's something.

Michael Dunfield

I'm not changing my name back.

kalina

@FEichinger I don't care what you think... so... er... yeah

Michael Dunfield

Stop with the peer pressure.

Grace Note

@Wipqozn Being that I consistently do unpingable nicknames like frebucket, I don't have much issue here. ♪

kalina

@MichaelDunfield This isn't peer pressure, we're making demands

FEichinger

3:21 PM

@GraceNote ... free the bucket!

Wipqozn

I wish I was a moderator so I could abuse my powers and change @MichaelDunfield name back to @GnomeSlice.

Either that or @GnomieBear.

Grace Note

@FEichinger More of the closest compensation I could get to a trebuchet.

kalina

@Wipqozn SlicedGnome

Michael Dunfield

wat

FEichinger

@Wipqozn Always default to @GnomieBear.

fbueckert

3:22 PM

@GraceNote Sadly, I'd still accept that over what some of you use.

Wipqozn

@fbueckert I've always liked Franklin.

FEichinger

@GraceNote Yeh, I figured that as well. But I went with the fancier one.

kalina

@fbueckert what do some people use? I've always used your name as it is displayed in chat

FEichinger

@fbueckert Oh, you mean the fluckbert one?

Wipqozn

@fbueckert Excellent.

kalina

3:22 PM

I'm not going to tell you what I read when I see your name though

fbueckert

@FEichinger Stuff like that, yeah.

Grace Note

@fbueckert I didn't do it much until some people started to just stick with @fbueck which just didn't work for me.

FEichinger

@fbueckert For the record, I'm just using that as an anecdote to that incident on the site.

kalina

and since I can't spell your surname I just call you fbu when I talk about you in other places

Wipqozn

Oct 6 '12 at 16:25, by user2334

@GnomeSlice click it and find out the world is a magical place

I miss @MarkTrapp. He was so sassy.

Ben Brocka

3:24 PM

Spent the last half hour looking at expensive figurines that have no practical purpose send help

kalina

@BenBrocka you want help finding them?

Grace Note

@BenBrocka Sorry, my funds are for my own figurines.

fbueckert

@FEichinger I'm still not sure whether that was deliberate or not, but still not one nick I like.

kalina

@BenBrocka or help escaping the nightmare you've unleashed on yourself

user15026

@PrivatePansy Either open it and possibly get a cat, or give it away

fbueckert

3:25 PM

@kalina You talk about me in other places?

Private Pansy

Hmmmm. I guess I might want a cat

kalina

65 minutes until hometime

@fbueckert yeah, don't worry though, only bad things

fbueckert

@kalina Oh, good.

FEichinger

@fbueckert It kinda has to be. I mean, the only reason I could think of is that the user felt "fluckbert" to be more familiar. Which seems rather odd to me.

fbueckert

Didn't think I was getting a reputation.

Wipqozn

3:27 PM

Oct 6 '12 at 19:20, by Wipqozn

kalina

@Wipqozn hey that works

I typed it in and saw a picture

Michael Dunfield

Whoa

Private Pansy

> Wounds are becoming troublesome. At 8 they become fatal. Which may be inconvenient

Michael Dunfield

Weavesilk has changed a lot since I found it last.

weavesilk.com

Wipqozn

2 days ago, by OrigamiRobot

@MichaelDunfield When you mouse over ಠ_ಠ, it gets more disapproving.

37 stars. Wow.

Oct 31 '12 at 17:22, by Jin

user15026

3:30 PM

@PrivatePansy I want to know just how inconvenient it is...I am a terrible person

kalina

Michael Dunfield

We should get Jin to redesign arqade

Wipqozn

Feb 24 at 0:54, by OrigamiRobot

Wipqozn is banned

12 stars. I'm so loved.

Michael Dunfield

We have one of the least interesting site designs on the network, in my opinion.

kalina

we should get Jin to redesign @MichaelDunfield

he has one of the least interesting names on the network, in my opinion.

Wipqozn

3:31 PM

hahahahahahahaa

Michael Dunfield

Wipqozn

Jan 3 at 12:39, by John

Great. My phone just autocorrected "arqade" to "al qaeda"

Michael Dunfield

That site is so sexy

fbueckert

@Wipqozn I loved that pic.

Michael Dunfield

Probably my favourite on the network

user15026

3:32 PM

@MichaelDunfield you know, because he didn't a) work hard on it in the first place and b) doesn't have enough on his plate as it is

kalina

@MichaelDunfield I like photography

Michael Dunfield

@AshleyNunn No, I know he did. But I just think it could do with an update at some point.

Wipqozn

Mar 6 at 17:49, by fbueckert

This stupid SimCity review still won't connect.

fredley

@Wipqozn Love is proportional to stars, what do you think we're all doing here?

Michael Dunfield

@kalina That one is interesting too, but not as appealing to me.

Wipqozn

3:32 PM

I like the retro design of Arqade.

kalina

please link the historical tears from whatever discussion must have happened after the first people from the bridge completed mass effect 3

Wipqozn

It's nice and simple, which I like.

Michael Dunfield

Also really nice

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot

Michael Dunfield

@Wipqozn Why do you ping him with sloths, you know he hates it.

Wipqozn

3:34 PM

Jan 19 at 18:58, by GnomeSlice

@MichaelDunfield You just answered your own question.

Feb 14 at 17:29, by Fluttershy

kalina

@Wipqozn this GnomeSlice person seemed like a fun guy, when did he quit?

Wipqozn

The next time I have a girlfriend on valentines day that's totally the card I'm getting her.

@kalina A month ago I think.

kalina

@Wipqozn disappointing :(

Wipqozn

Jul 15 at 4:23, by LessPop_MoreFizz

Remember, if confronted by a librarian while looking for a book to check out, do not attempt to escape by climbing a tree. There are no trees in the library. And the precious moments it will take you to look around and realize this will allow the Librarian to strike. Do not become a statistic.

I always pictured @AshleyNunn as the librarian attacked me.

Michael Dunfield

17

Q: Can I use Vampiric Touch on myself?

The Spell Vampiric Touch states: Your touch deals 1d6 points of damage per two caster levels (maximum 10d6). You gain temporary hit points equal to the damage you deal. You can't gain more than the subject's current hit points + the subject's Constitution score So could you cast the s...

pathfinder rules-as-written

I wouldn't, you'll go night blind. — Kyle Hale 22 hours ago

kalina

3:35 PM

@Wipqozn if anybody gave me a card like that I would be so unimpressed that I would be forced to poison them or set fire to them

Michael Dunfield

lolololololololol

user15026

@Wipqozn WHAT WHY I AM NOT THAT KIND OF LIBRARIAN

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn Give it time. Time to become bitter and resentful against the world.

user15026

@Wipqozn Oh man I wonder if my SO's would like that.... :P

Wipqozn

Jul 16 at 1:22, by OrigamiRobot

@BenBrocka I already have my pants off!

I love how often @OrigamiRobot has no pants on.

user15026

3:37 PM

@Wipqozn Pants are unawesome.

Wipqozn

Apr 22 at 16:10, by ManishEarth

@RonanForman Happy 18th birthday!!!!! :D

I.. what>

You're 18 now @RonanForman?

I thought you were 16.

I thought you were going to be 16 forever.

Ronan Forman

@Wipqozn Yeah, I have been for half a year.

@Wipqozn I don't think I was even 16 when I joined.

kalina

I thought you were 19 now -.-

you mean you're more than a year younger than me?

Ronan Forman

Oh no, I was 16.

Powerlord

~This is the call that never ends. It goes on and on my friends.~

Ronan Forman

3:39 PM

@kalina April.

StrixVaria

@Powerlord You are worse than @Sterno and @fredley

Wipqozn

Aug 8 at 21:01, by StrixVaria

My fiancee asks me to play Monster Hunter sometimes just to hear @Wipqozn's voice.

You should listen to your fiancee, @StrixVaria.

kalina

@RonanForman wow, 14 months younger than me

Private Pansy

Jan 94, I think I'm slightly younger than @kalina and older than @RonanForman

kalina

feb 93

Michael Dunfield

3:40 PM

Man, is everybody here getting married or what

Grace Note

@RonanForman You joined almost 3 years ago so I sure hope you were 16 at some point.

fbueckert

I now feel old.

Wipqozn

@MichaelDunfield Yes.

Powerlord

@StrixVaria I've been on a conference call for the last 40 minutes that's discussing stuff that has nothing to do with what I'm working on.

Ronan Forman

@GraceNote Nah, I skipped 16.

Grace Note

3:40 PM

@fbueckert I'd say "Welcome to my world" but it's more fun to say "Welcome to @Sterno's world, you creepy old geezer".

StrixVaria

Jun 20 at 1:26, by StrixVaria

@kalina It still amazes me that people born in the 90s are old enough to have intelligible conversation.

Powerlord

and nothing to do with anything I'll ever be working on.

Wipqozn

@badp and I are getting married next week. @StrixVaria is our best man.

3

and @RavenDreamer is the mod of honour.

user15026

@fbueckert I feel weirdly old - a guy tried to pick me up on the bus yesterday, thought I was 19, told me I was "so old" when I said I was actually 26

fbueckert

@GraceNote Actually, I've been emphatically told that I'm not at all creepy.

kalina

3:41 PM

@StrixVaria it still amazes me that this comment is more insulting to me than either of the two things I was banned for yesterday and yet I was mature enough not to flag it as offensive.

fbueckert

@AshleyNunn Now you really need to be the violent librarian type.

Grace Note

@fbueckert That was before you joined Sternold

@AshleyNunn ...I'm trying to figure any sort of conversation that leads to him guessing your age as a pick up attempt.

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn You should have ripped out his heart and ate it. That'll learn'em.

Private Pansy

@AshleyNunn I have the opposite problem. I've had people ask me which university I went to when I was still in secondary school

Ben Brocka

@AshleyNunn What sort of picking up involves calling someone "so old"?

Wipqozn

3:43 PM

@GraceNote "Hey baby, are you 19? Because I want you make my 19th customer"

StrixVaria

@Wipqozn I don't want to know how this started.

user15026

@GraceNote HE wanted to know what year I was in, I said 4th, he said "then you aren't 19" and I said "no I am 26"

Grace Note

@Wipqozn What does this... what.

FEichinger

@Wipqozn That is really disturbing.

user15026

@Wipqozn dies

Wipqozn

3:44 PM

I was giving an example of a pick up line making use of a persons age.

Ben Brocka

Hey baby are you 19 because I'm tired of going to jail

10

kalina

I have no memory of any pick up lines used against me

I think it's my dismissive attitude towards guys

Private Pansy

@BenBrocka I think we have a winner

user15026

@BenBrocka snorts

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn Pants are the worst.

kalina

3:45 PM

@OrigamiRobot best

no pants is the worst

user15026

@PrivatePansy I am generally dismissive but somehow, I get hit on a lot.

kalina

it's so cold without pants

user15026

@OrigamiRobot Amen to that.

Wipqozn

@kalina @OrigamiRobot - pants = <3

kalina

@Wipqozn no, I don't want to <3 @OrigamiRobot while he is - pants

Wipqozn

3:46 PM

damn it penguin, you stole my glroy, and my stars!

OrigamiRobot

@kalina You're just jealous.

Wipqozn

No one even got my joke was a joke. I'm so ashamed.

Ben Brocka

Oh god I think I have to get this

user15026

@kalina why not

kalina

because he will be pants less

FEichinger

3:47 PM

@kalina You'd rather <3 @OrigamiRobot when he is +pants?

kalina

I'd rather fake <3 @OrigamiRobot while he is + pants

OrigamiRobot

Pantsless is the best kind of less.

Wipqozn

@FEichinger That would be awkward.

FEichinger

@kalina Uh-huh. Right.

user15026

@OrigamiRobot You are singing the song of my people :)

kalina

3:48 PM

I've already seen too many throbbers today

OrigamiRobot

I'm just happy to be the center of attention.

fbueckert

@BenBrocka Damn, that looks pretty cool.

Michael Dunfield

@BenBrocka Is this Zero in black?

Ben Brocka

@fbueckert They have interchangeable armors and they're posable and argfhfghfh why is this the only one (temporarily) out of stock

fbueckert

@BenBrocka I wants me a link, then.

Ben Brocka

3:49 PM

@MichaelDunfield Yeah, his armor upgrade in X4-6 turn him black and occasionally give him the purple saber

amazon.com/Bandai-Tamashii-Nations-D-Arts-Megaman/dp/B00DWR7ABK/…

kalina

@BenBrocka I bought the last one while you were linking it

Ben Brocka

They have lots of figures, the "D-Arts" ones all look really good

kalina

its mine now, ALL MINE

Wipqozn

It's just a cosmetic upgrade in X4 though.

bwahahaha, etc

3:50 PM

Today is apparently International Talk like a Pirate day

kalina

@MichaelDunfield old

Michael Dunfield

@kalina No kidding, look at that website.

Private Pansy

3:52 PM

kalina

@PrivatePansy slightly larger throbber!

Grace Note

@OrigamiRobot Heh

kalina

I'm trying to convince @OrigamiRobot that googling "throbber" is something that is safe to do at work

he won't believe me

I call this a lack of trusting

user15026

@kalina I call it kinda annoying....

kalina

@AshleyNunn you call what annoying?

the conversation that you can't see on steam?

OrigamiRobot

3:53 PM

YOUR FACE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kalina

or me using the correct technical term to describe something?

user15026

@kalina your repeated insistence on using the word over and over

user15026

because it isn't just for technical reasons

Michael Dunfield

It's a pretty amusing word.

kalina

that argument is about as petty as me saying "stop using the word 'the'"

fbueckert

3:55 PM

@kalina Not really. Yeah, the word usage is technically accurate, but it's still somewhat NSFW.

user15026

@fbueckert This.

fbueckert

And you're well aware of that fact.

kalina

@fbueckert the word "throbber" is not NSFW

user15026

@fbueckert And are playing on it

fbueckert

@kalina Yup. Uh huh.

user15026

3:56 PM

@kalina .....you know it can be taken out of context to be seen as such and seem to be intentionally doing so

fbueckert

@kalina You're doing it intentionally. That's what's getting annoying.

Unionhawk

@kalina I agree with @AshleyNunn... I think it's pretty clear that you fully understand the word play at work here. And it was a little funny the first time, but an hour and a half later...?

user15026

@kalina Not entirely, no.

user15026

@Unionhawk It is annoying, plain and simple.

kalina

flag it then, that's the official policy as discussed yesterday

although I appreciate being told in advance this time