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2:00 AM
@RavenDreamer For example, I was using my current character to model a custom dress design I was planning to use for my next character.
 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS SHOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
@OrigamiRobot Glad to hear that you'll sleep easier. Have a safe trip tomorrow~
 
I ate the beggar. Rookie mistake, it seems.
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@RavenDreamer O-o
 
@RavenDreamer Lomias is a jerk. Don't equip the bow he gives you.
 
2:02 AM
@spugsley It's a roguelike. You're pretty required to stick everything in your mouth, edible or not.
 
You find a sword.
> eat
 
13 hours ago, by Grace Note
Overall positive response. That's good. Because the smith was selling that armor for cheaper than the fortune cookies of the food vendor next door, and I was really hungry.
Also, @BenBrocka can probably possibly (as this is indeed a tiny sprite on a meh resolution) tell where this custom spriting is going. Might be more recognizeable if I finished her hair ribbons though.
 
@spugsley Are you caught up on Breaking Bad or something?
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz well yes but I'm watching Californication
and it's horrible
and crazy
 
I watched Breaking Bad episodes 1 and 2 this week!
 
@GraceNote Not a bad likeness considering
 
Thanks
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz The only reason I've been going to the local range is so I'm comfortable (read: not scared) with using a firearm on the absolutely unlikely occasion that I will need to use one and therefore not shoot myself or anyone I don't mean to on accident.
 
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Q: Where are the rest of my blueprints?

Domenik VanBuskirkI've found/bought the squire, knight and vampiric versions of all the equipment, but I cannot find any more blueprints. Where do I find the rest of them?

 
Still somewhat scared to death of guns though.
 
2:10 AM
Oops I summoned a bear into the house. Guess I'm not reading that book yet.
 
How do I reach the equipment screen?
Ah, C
 
x is your general "Stuffs" menu. You can start from there and use 7 or 9 as a sort of L/R to navigate the list on the top right, or you can just hit w for wear.
 
Are picks not wearable in the hand?
 
No, picks aren't weapons.
You can only put weapons (melee or ranged) and shields in the Hand slots. Note that you can get some pretty odd weapons (I, for example, have a green onion that increases my critical hit rate) but they are all still weapons.
 
Ugh. My sister's discovered Reddit and has been reading posts to me non-stop for the past week or so.
I don't mind Reddit. I just don't like the forced sharing.
Actually... she did that with Facebook before Reddit. I think she may have a problem...
 
2:24 AM
Have you told her this?
 
Yes.
Emphatically, yes.
She usually replies with "But you laugh at some of them!". Which is true, I do laugh at some of them.
 
Hrm
 
I just played through this and got all the endings. It was fantastic.
 
2:33 AM
@LessPop_MoreFizz Everyone has to die in a couple of the endings.
Also I still have never played DEFCON even though I think I own it...
@Brant Yes, it's fantastic.
Bedtime
 
My pet bear and I are engaged in epic combat against a hermit crab. Then I look up and see a rabbit has approached and is biting me.
 
2:55 AM
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Q: How can I use the Winter Version of Summoners Rift?

ScootalooIn December 2011 there was a Winter Version of Summoners Rift. For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about here's a picture to jog your memory: [Image Credit: LoL Wiki] The map (since it's from 2011) appears to be somewhat dated, but core parts of the map are the same (ie jungle locat...

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Q: A way to measure the slope of the terrain from orbit?

Dan RossI have a convoy of ships in orbit around Duna, and now I need to pick a spot to land a kethane miner. The shuttle that will ferry the kethane to the orbiting station is very large and I am worried that as it fills, it will tip if it is on a slope. Is there a mod that can help me compare the flatn...

 
Leather chairs are the worst thing invented ever.
 
user15026
White cheddar Kraft Dinner, however, is one of hte best things ever invented
 
3:11 AM
@AshleyNunn So Canadian.
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz It is SO tasty, seriously
 
It's so weird watching tv here and seeing commercials for like... dishwasher detergent... where random housewife #4 talks about what a mess Poutine is and how hard it is to clean the dishes afterwards.
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz Dear lord how are they making the poutine
 
3:25 AM
@AshleyNunn I don't know, it felt like a half assed attempt at canadafying a pretty standard advertisement where they'd use like... "Sloppy Joes" in an american ad.
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz yeah, that is likely what happened :P
 
@AshleyNunn But it's just jarring in general to hear people talking about Poutine.
Also, I had my first angry quebecois dude yell at me today about not speaking french and not having french literature and he took a picture of my license plates and he is going to report me to the language police
He was very very angry.
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz Huh. Fun.
 
Though he seemed to speak perfect English.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Odd. I thought the language police only cared about signs and restaurant menus.
But I haven't been to La Belle Province in a long time.
 
3:34 AM
@JasonBerkan The car has a wrap, which I guess is a sign. Also, there was a flyer that I had given him, on his request, but I only have it in English.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Hence his outrage.
Quebec is a strange place.
 
@JasonBerkan Oh, he was already angry because he didn't want his picture taken.
I am loving The Uncluded so much.
 
user15026
4:13 AM
Rawr. My cat fell off the bed and grabbed my leg with his claws for balance and now I am all scratched up :(
 
@AshleyNunn :(
 
4:26 AM
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Q: How to play mutiplayer with more than two players in FIFA 7?

subhash7My friends and I wanted to play play FIFA 7 in multiplayer with more than two players, but we know that that FIFA 7 can only be played by two players. We are bored with it. We know that from FIFA 10 we can play with more than two players but our computer does not meet the minimum system requireme...

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Q: Why would a Sim ever want a job?

IsziI've noticed my Sims seem to earn a lot more money when gardening than they do at their day jobs. After crunching the numbers, I found out this wasn't just an illusion - depending on the crop of choice, a Sim can earn money two to three times faster with gardening than they can at an entry-level ...

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Q: Incapacitate an enforced guard

LeandroHow can I incapacitate (take down but not kill him) an enforced guard with gas-mask in Splinter Cell, beyond the case that you can drop from the sky :D Thanks and kind regards!

 
5:11 AM
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Q: Where to obtain a tank

jwaddellAt which location(s) in GTA 5 can you find a tank? Also, is it possible to tank-jack them from the beginning of the game or is high-level equipment required?

 
5:56 AM
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Q: Do any of the characters from GTA: San Andreas make an appearance in GTA 5?

RobotnikI just bought Grand Theft Auto 5, and I am looking forward to playing it. But I'd like to know whether any of the old characters make an appearance in the new game. I know the new game is based around new protagonists, but do any of the old characters (such as Carl Johnson, The Truth, Sweet etc)...

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Q: How many season I can play in manger mode?

subhash7I am in 6th season of manager mode FIFA 10 . If anyone had played manager mode in FIFA 10, then please tell me how many season I can play in manger mode FIFA 10?

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Q: Framerate drop when pressing the 'period' key

RojzikEvery time I press the 'period' key, the frame rate drops to red (monitored by toggling 'stat fps' in the console). Before you boggle about my use of 'period', I use a dvorak keyboard and 'period' is where the 'e' key is. In any case, pressing the 'period' key causes this drop, what's the deal ...

 
 
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7:18 AM
mornings
 
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Q: Which would be the best football game this year?

subhash7I have played FIFA 13 and PES 13. FIFA 13 is not better than PES 13 but this year releasing FIFA 14 and PES 14. Which would be the best football game FIFA 14 or PES 14?

 
@Blem Morning!
 
@Blem morning
@Arperum morning
@Lazers Opinion-based: BURN IT!
 
having a good day so far?
 
@Blem I'm waiting for a client to show up for a meeting.
 
7:30 AM
@Blem No
 
It has started raning insanly here this morning
and now it has started thundering
Last lightning was so close that I could feel the movement from the thunder in my table :/
 
@Blem eek, that's pretty close =/
 
here there's just enough rain to be annoying
 
Doesn't the chat room description need an update to include " lesser of all evils" or
 
7:49 AM
@Blem it should, and we should have questions tagged with lesser of all evils, it can be the new murder tag!
 
8:00 AM
I found a sketch of Rarity on a office table here
 
@PrivatePansy Rarity worst pony
 
@fredley But she's fabulous
 
@PrivatePansy Only in the worst way possible
 
Fabulous
 
@PrivatePansy Fabuless
 
8:11 AM
Day seems to get a little better. I suspect something bad is going to happen soon.
 
Hello, Bridge
 
@spyder hi
 
@spyder Howdy
 
Eugh
 
@kalina Hi
 
8:22 AM
@origamirobot my pizza shop has poisoned me
Since pizza was your idea it's your fault
 
@fredley I found a bug in my program. Snafu
 
@spyder Shit, bugs are really rare in software
 
@fredley good joke, buddy :D
 
@5pike o/
 
I hate RS-232, pure-C, CAN and others industrial things
 
8:32 AM
I hate developers
and throwing up
about equally
 
@kalina shame on you
 
@spyder no shame, developers are some of the most awkward people in the world
 
@kalina I hate chocolate and ice cream equally too
@kalina Says you
 
@fredley the fact I am saying it should indicate how awkward developers are
 
@kalina As a developer I am offended
 
8:34 AM
every time I hear one of these phrases, I set fire to a kitten:
- works on mine
- why would the user do that?
- if that breaks it don't do it
- it wasn't designed that way
 
@kalina I can say the same thing about a support specialists who asked to reboot computer again and again
 
@kalina Those are terrible developers, fire them/set fire to them
 
@spyder I don't have to deal with lowly support monkies
 
@kalina Jesus christ, that's horrible. How are these guys still employed?
 
OH SUDDENLY IM NOT SO CRAZY
I GET IT
fuck developers
and fuck food poisoning
I hate waking up at some random hour of the night where it's still dark to loose my tea
and fuck still having to come to work because you're the only person on the project who isn't on holiday
also, hi everybody, having a good day?
 
8:36 AM
@kalina angry
 
@spyder fire.
 
@kalina It gets better, but it's still a: NO
 
all the days I joke about going home sick
and the day I'm actually sick I can't even phone in sick
I hate my life
 
I hope you all have a great day, just like I am going to.
 
8:38 AM
Being sick is more work then going to work
 
@kalina I have a firefighter tank, your argument is invalid
 
@spyder Is that a fire-truck, or just a modern nebelwerfer?
 
@spyder your firefighter tank will be no use if it's ON FIRE.
 
@5pike russians are tough guys :)
 
@spyder So it seems. Can it be refitted to fire rockets? If no - I am disappointed
 
8:40 AM
@5pike rockets with fire extinguishing mixture
 
Awesome
 
I don't understand the fascination for boys with tanks
 
@kalina Tanks are awesome
 
why?
 
8:48 AM
@kalina tanks can create fire :)
 
Fire is multiplying, this is problematic
 
@kalina They are big, powerful, technically advanced. And just awesome
 
"technically advanced" ?
 
@spyder It's a big armoured vehicle with a gun, what's not to like?
 
I don't get it
 
8:49 AM
@kalina You don't need to.
 
no you're right, I don't
 
@kalina And I don't need to tell you that.
But I do
Because the day sucks
 
oh wow, not next week but the week after I'm off work for a week
 
@kalina Hooray
 
shame that by then I'll probably be bored with payday 2
 
8:50 AM
@kalina Does that mean you won't be here for a whole week?
 
@5pike you realise that "here" is depending on your viewpoint
I am technically connected to chat from home, even though I'm at work
surely being physically located at home would mean I'd chat more
but in reality, no, I will be here less
because rather than chatting to you miserable people who're at work, I'll be playing games
and occasionally reminding you of the fact
like, every 15 minutes
also my sleeping pattern will invert
which means I won't be around at all in the mornings
 
@kalina thermal imagers, powerful optics, powerful weapons, incredible armor and durability, great off-road capability, independent torsion or hydro-pneumatic suspension, engines with enormous power density, excellent transmission,
Tanks are awesome. Dixi
 
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Q: Raptr Cookie Clicker hours?

skovacs1Raptr is tracking playtime for Cookie Clicker. How does that work? Is it only tracking manually tracked gametime or does the desktop app automagically detect that it is running? I see people who have spurts of 9+ hours on cookie clicker, but manual tracking caps at 6 hours at a time so I suspec...

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Q: How to be sure the GTA V "play disk" isn't installed?

GeeoAfter reading all the problems caused by installing both disks on the Xbox360, I was wondering if I did the installation process as suggested. After installing the first disk I was asked to insert the second one. I'm not sure if there was an option to skip this stage and I'm not quite sure if, du...

 
@spyder would it survive a nuke?
 
Burn Chrome extension is nearing completion, just needs bundling up
 
8:59 AM
@kalina yes. This one can survive:
 
@spyder would the people inside it survive? That seems a bit harder.
 
@spyder Needs more tracks.
 
@KevinvanderVelden it has a thick armor (even side armor) and streamlined hull and turret (protection from blast wave)
 
@spyder Can it shield against heat?
 
@spyder nice, still the real question isn't can it survive a nuclear explosion, its at what distance it can survive a nuke
I can survive a nuke no problem without even a tank, I just have to be far enough away
 
Oh bloody hell, faux news opened its mouth again?
 
@KevinvanderVelden They sure don't hide the fact that they get paid by the weapon lobby
 
@5pike Pah, we're being monitored anyway
HI NSA
 
@KevinvanderVelden 920m away from nuke with TNT equivalent about 30 000 ton
 
@fredley Indeed, but this "suggestion" is really dumb
 
9:10 AM
@5pike I like how they want to monitor people who play video games, but don't want to monitor who owns firearms
there is a major disturbance in the force
 
@spyder oke that is pretty awesome
 
@kalina Indeed - also mentioned in the comments
 
@kalina Or monitor people with mental health issues and in particular their access to guns
 
@kalina let's start with the basics first: stop giving guns to people with a history of violence, plz
 
oh no don't monitor people with mental health issues
I don't want to go back there again
 
9:11 AM
@KevinvanderVelden But .. muh FREEDOMES!!
 
padded rooms are bad for my hair
 
@fredley You said guns! You must be a gun-grabber! DON'T LISTEN TO THIS MAN HE WANTS OUR FREEDOM!
 
@kalina they get all staticy, its just annoying
 
@KevinvanderVelden but there is only one instance of such a tank, was too expensive for mass production
 
@spyder that is to be expected I suppose, last minute get away for the leader of whichever country owns it?
 
9:13 AM
@5pike Rumors have it that all shooters at some point have been ingesting dihydrogen monoxide, we should monitor all people who consume dihydrogen monoxide!
 
Hmmm.
 
@KevinvanderVelden I think that every leader has a reinforced bunker :)
 
@spyder well, that leader has a moving reinforced bunker
 
@Blem 100% of every mass murder has consumed H2O - so everyone that consumes H2O has the potential to go on a killing spree
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@5pike Isn't that what i just said?
 
9:17 AM
In A.D. 2101 War was beginning.
Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us th ebomb
Operator: We get signal
Capital: What!
Operation: Main screen turn on
Russians: How are you gentlemen
Russians: All your base are belong to us
Russians: You are on the way to destruction
Captain: What you say?
Russians: You have no chance to survive make your time
Russians: Ha ha ha
Russians: *pour vodka*
Operator: Captain!
Captain: Take off every zig
Captain: You know what you're doing
Captain: Move zig
 
@Blem Excuse me for not knowing what dihydrogen monoxide is
Ok
Now I know
 
@5pike sadtrombone.wav
 
@5pike di=two,hydrogen=H (H2),mon=one,oxide=oxygen=O == H 2 O
 
@Blem Yeah, just found that, and the wikipedia site
 
9:20 AM
Dihydrogen Monoxide has been found in deadly poison, acid rain, global warming meltwater etc. etc.
 
@Blem wtf at this site
are people actually silly enough to believe these things?
 
@OrigamiRobot I'm not talking to you today
your pizza idea made me ill
I am punishing you
 
kids these days. You see a webpage written in deadpan humour without a single hint of a trollface and people think it's serious.
 
Is that a euphemism?
 
9:23 AM
yes
 
I see.
 
@kalina Why do you think spam is still around?
 
> by the Church of Scientology on their members and their members' families (although surprisingly, many members recently have contacted DHMO.org to vehemently deny such use)
first of all
it doesn't surprise me that they'd contact to claim its not true
and secondly
you'd think the church of scientology would be able to comprehend the information on this page
 
@kalina It did not take you long to drop the no talking to @OrigamiRobot
 
@Blem you don't think I'm actually angry at him for suggesting I eat pizza, do you?
I mean, he didn't undercook the pizza
 
9:29 AM
@kalina these are people that believe in one of only 2 religions of which we have proof they were created as a scam. I don't their reading skills in high regard.
 
it's not directly his fault that I'm ill
 
@kalina Are you sure?
 
yes, 100%
 
@kalina How?
 
he's on the other side of the planet
my pizza arrived in 30 minutes
physically impossible using modern day technologies
 
9:30 AM
@kalina He is a robot
 
@kalina are you sure he is on the other side of the planet?
 
he can transfer his "brain" to other technology
 
he wishes he was a robot
 
I am a robot.
 
He is here to steal American jobs.
 
9:31 AM
@OrigamiRobot what color has the fluid that come out when you cut your arm?
 
@badp and Americas Freedome
 
What fluid? What arms?
 
 
@OrigamiRobot how do you fold paper if you have no arms?
 
@KevinvanderVelden Maybe I'm made of the paper. Who knows?
 
9:33 AM
@OrigamiRobot An armless paper robot - your creator must be cruel
 
rips off @OrigamiRobot's legs
OOPS
I guess you really are made of paper
now I need sticky tape
 
Oh, baby
 
Well, looks like we'll have to close every Diablo III auction house question soon. Good riddance.
 
@OrigamiRobot do they not have mirrors in robot homes?
 
@MartinSojka On March 18 it gets closed
 
9:38 AM
@5pike Thus, questions relating to it closed as "not a real problem".
 
@MartinSojka "anymore"
 
Hmmmmm
 
@fredley yes?
 
Trying to work out why my burn script isn't updating
It's running
I'm not getting any errors
The transition from userscript to chrome extension is less trivial than I thought
It seems to be running too soon, before messages have loaded
You guys need to post more messages for testing purposes
test
 
test 1
test 2
 
9:49 AM
Yeah livequery isn't running, I wonder why not
 
test 3
test 4
test 5
test 6
 
That seems to work
 
Grats.
 
Right, the end is in sight
You may cease posting test messages, for now
 
Tes... ooh :(
 
9:55 AM
@fredley Why, thank you.
 
OH GOD I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
I'm so cold
it's not even funny
 
@kalina Wear more clothes
 
Alternatively, invent fire.
 
Anyone want to be a brave guinea pig for my fire extension?
 
@fredley what does it do?
 
10:06 AM
I can be a cowardly guinea pig.
 
@5pike Adds a fire button to chat for burning messages
 
But a brave hamster.
Cos hamsters > guinea pigs.
 
@fredley What?
To this chat?
 
@5pike Yes
It adds a button to each message that lets you set fire to it
 
@fredley So - it "deletes" posts?
 
10:07 AM
@5pike Only visually
If you reload the page you get them back
Oh wait, I've broken something - I'll get back to you...
I've defined the function, but I can't call it...
 
@fredley K, loaded up Chrome and signed in. I can test it once you are ready
 
@5pike Give me a sec, I've lost the reference to my burn function >.<
Ok, working now
cc: @5pike @TZHX
Once you've installed it, refresh the chat page
Any luck?
 
Am a bit busy right now - will get to you in a bit
 
@kalina FIRE will warm you (try out my extension)
 
seems to work
nice effect.
 
10:24 AM
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Q: Which purpose do the checkmark Candies serve?

BaarnThere are candies with a checkmark on them, which purpose do they have?

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Q: Are stock market events scripted?

TZHXIn Grand Theft Auto V, you can buy and sell shares on the Stock Market via the in-game web browser. I have some questions about this. Is the rise and fall of any of the stocks tied to the game's storyline? (if so, which/when?) Is there anything that the characters can do in the game that influ...

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Q: Custom Chunk Manager

DonyorMSo I'm making a minecraft mod, and in I'm making a new dimension. I want to use my own biome to do that, unfortunately that isn't easy. I need to make a custom chunk manager. Does anyone know how to do that? P.S. I'd prefer a text tutorial.

 
@TZHX Thanks. In that case I will make a stackapps page for it
 
@fredley you can drag it from the download bar
 
@badp eh?
 
@fredley when you dl the extension you get a download bar with a button for the file.
You can drag from that button to the extensions page
 
@badp Ah cool
 
10:30 AM
Seems to work, but I the fire animation seems to "ghost"
I try to make a screenshot
 
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Q: Set fire to people in chat

fredleyHow many times have you been overwhelmed by your desire to set fire to people in Stack Exchange chat? Well now you can! Arqade Fire Arqade Fire is a chat message immolation tool that will burn away messages. It adds a small extra button next to flag, star and reply that will quickly incinerat...

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@fredley mwahahahaha
@fredley special for @kalina
 
 
@5pike Haha
 
@fredley You see the "ghosting"?
 
10:38 AM
@5pike Oh I see the ghosting
I'll twak the fire params
 
@fredley ...what
 
@fredley I am quite disappointed that you've so blatantly stolen my thing
 
@kalina You had plenty of opportunity to make a fire extension
 
I don't do that programming stuff, that's for people who're allergic to daylight
 
@kalina I am sitting next to a massive window. No rash yet.
 
10:40 AM
English daytime barely counts as daylight
 
@GraceNote It is what it says it is
 
I gathered that.
 
@GraceNote it's basically a nicer-looking version of our super-secret "hellban" button
 
@badp Your hellban button needs a fire effect
 
So do PAYDAY payouts not suck now?
 
10:54 AM
Jeah fire
looks neat :p
 
@5pike Should be fixed, updated version linked from stackapps page
 
@fredley Yeah, no more ghosting
 

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