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3:05 PM
A Newtonville is a Gingrich throning atop a town.
 
guys, do waiters normally ask you "How would you like your steak" or "How would you like your steak cooked" or what?
 
Both ways are pretty common.
Probably the first is most common.
 
Waiters normally do not ask me anything about steaks.
So I'm of no help.
 
How would you like your asparagus?
 
Moist.
 
3:12 PM
I like my asparagus like I like my men: hot and buttery.
And slightly wilted.
But not my men.
 
You like your Chips and fish just like your Chippendales.
 
Damn. Think I messed that one up.
@RegDwighт Dipped in hot oil?
 
@Robusto I'm not quite sure I got the dildoes part. What did they even need penis prosthetics for? I must've been looking in all the wrong places. Time to rewatch.
@KitFox you tell me.
 
@RegDwighт I think they were talking about on-set gags, not on-screen ones.
 
It was sort of hard to tell.
 
3:14 PM
It wasn't very clear.
 
Especially since Bryan Cranston does spend quite some time in undies.
 
@RegDwighт OK, which is to say I don't.
Like them.
 
I mean, it was clear that the gags were on-set, not on-screen; but the purpose of the prosthetics seemed to be related to the actual show.
Whatevah.
 
Now I must organize my family for a walk in the woods. See you!
 
Oh, have fun.
 
3:16 PM
Well, that's probably the hardest thing about dealing with another language: knowing when you're supposed to draw inferences about things you don't necessarily understand. Because you think you should be able to understand everything, including stuff that is vague or opaque to native speakers.
 
But that's the case with any piece of writing, no matter the language.
 
Typos especially are difficult to parse, because you think that extra word or omitted word actually means something.
 
Yeah, that's more like it.
 
@RegDwighт Exacerbated by non-nativeness.
 
@Robusto I'm just saying that non-nativeness to the show exacerbates way more.
 
3:19 PM
Yeah, your feet are no longer touching the bottom of the pool.
 
So anyway. I wonder if they did consider the Newhart ending.
 
@Reg: I thought I fixed my message but it didn't take. Would you mind adjusting "when you're supposed to don't inferences" to "when you're supposed to draw inferences"?
 
Their.
 
Thanks.
*They're
 
Null problemo.
Also, as someone pointed out on reddit, if they did take the Newhart road, they could even tie Agent Cody Banks into this.
Think of the possibilities!
 
3:24 PM
FWIW, the author of the GQ article writes in a way that sometimes relies more on hints and suggestions than outright declarations. It's a style aimed at exclusivity and an appeal to a certain clique of cognoscenti: "I know things you don't. And if you can't figure them out, maybe you don't belong here."
 
I just assumed that was their shtick.
I mean, I'm not familiar with GQ. But I would totally expect it to be like that.
 
@RegDwighт I don't even want to speculate. For once I just want to be taken on a ride.
 
I no rite.
 
@RegDwighт Well, if you're wearing an ensemble that costs less than $3,000 (watch and jewelry excluded), you're probably not their market.
"You see this watch? This watch costs more than your car."
 
I think the ensemble I'm wearing right now costs less than 3,000 Zimbabwean dollars. And I forgot my watch at home today.
 
3:27 PM
I don't think they're even allowed to get GQ in Zimbabwe.
 
@Robusto I never got that argument. I could sell you a Happy-Meal watch for $500,000. In fact that's not that far from what's actually happening. The price tag alone does not mean anything.
Except to those people, of course.
 
@RegDwighт You recognize the source, though?
 
I thought it was Wolf, no?
 
It's a line from Glengarry Glen Ross.
 
Oh.
Somehow I thought this was something Harvey Keitel would say.
 
3:30 PM
 
Yeah yeah I know of course.
In fact you linked it before.
Disregard the Wolf nonsense.
 
I know. Which is why it kind of surprised me you didn't recognize the quote.
Don't you have that in an open tab somewhere, fully annotated?
 
I am more than over seven times more surprised than you.
@Robusto I'll tell you this in private: after cracking the 10-million mark, keeping tabs does become kind of a sore.
 
@RegDwighт eww.
 
You mean like a chancre?
 
3:34 PM
@Robusto yes, like a chancre, except there's nothing to like about chancres.
 
But that's what you get from opening so many tabs. Sectionally transmitted diseases.
 
@Mitch good afternoon right back at yewww.
 
@KitFox extra ewww.
 
Apr 20 at 14:18, by RegDwighт
 
@RegDwighт You're not seeing it from the chancre's point of view. You chancrist.
 
3:36 PM
@Mitch obviously you've never seen anything from a chancre's point of view, otherwise you'd know that I for one am.
 
@RegDwighт Wait, you're not Tyler Durden. You're Typer Durden.
 
Fact: Durden is the funniest name anyone will ever invent till the sun burns out.
 
@RegDwighт I did... once... it was a mess.
 
So you're saying you failed at it.
 
I didn't say that. I didn't even imply that. I didn't even come close to thinking that.
I did fail though.
Good guess!
 
3:41 PM
@RegDwighт Obviously you're unaware of Duddy Kravitz.
 
Obviously he's unaware how much funnier he'd be as Duddy Durden.
 
お調子者
 
A-something.
 
I think you mean O-something.
 
Ochoshimono?
No, Durden is funnier.
 
3:49 PM
@Robusto at this font size I'm glad I can tell it's not a no-something.
 
I was calling Reg a "person who easily gets carried away" ...
 
Why would you call him that. By the time you were finished he'd've put ten thousand miles behind him.
 
In hiragana: おちょうしもの. So Mitch left out a syllable, as you can see.
 
Yeah that's much more readable, thank you.
 
It's another way of calling someone frivolous.
 
3:51 PM
I am flattered.
Also, I am frivolous. Obviously.
 
Better than being flattened.
 
You've never been a tyre.
Releasing all that pressure can be quite satisfying.
 
No, but I have worn attire. I am wearing some now.
 
Your attire is worn. You should get new stuff.
 
Jun 20 '11 at 15:00, by RegDwight
Wait, what? You are clothed?
 
3:53 PM
We have a dress code in the office. You have to wear clothes.
I know, silly. But a rule nonetheless.
 
As long as wanking is still allowed...
 
4:20 PM
Uhh...
Looks like I arrived at the wrong time.
 
You arrived right after wanking?
Well, the French do that all the time...
 
4:36 PM
BBL muting commies.
 
Good luck...
Will it be hot, in whatever vehicle you use for transportation?
 
4:56 PM
Good day.
 
5:13 PM
@Cerberus Will it be pretty?
Or witty or bright?
 
That was a very pleasant walk in the woods.
And I'm feeling smug because my husband mentioned beer and I remembered about the packies before he did.
 
@Mitch Are German buses pretty? Are Germans witty? I don't think so...
 
5:29 PM
So Cerb, I'm not sure why you think Verizon coming to Canada is such a good thing for us.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Well, more competition?
The very fact that Canadian telco's cry Hell and doom should be a good sign.
It means they may have to lower their prices to compete.
 
It would be nice if they actually competed. But I hold out zero hope that they will provide better value than the incumbents.
 
And simply their plans.
 
bah. The incumbent telcos cry about everything.
They are the world's biggest exaggerators and robbers.
 
Isn't more competition always better, if only slightly so?
I know.
 
5:33 PM
So the CRTC (telecom regulator) recently changed the rules to force telcos to offer two year contracts. The telcos responded by raising their prices.
 
Our telcos are bad too, though you defeated me when you dared me to find a plan on the Rogers site...
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 What do you mean, force them? They didn't want 2-year contracts?
Then what did they offer?
 
@Cerberus We have three big companies, and several small companies that re-sell the service from the big companies. Why would a new player disrupt the cozy party so much? They will just set their prices a teeny tiny bit lower, or else offer a service that differs in enough details as to be impossible to meaningfully compare, and gouge as much as the other guys.
@Cerberus three year plans
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Sure, the effect may be small. But it will still be a good effect, right?
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 facepalm
 
@Cerberus I'm sure it will be immeasurable.
 
I don't think 3-year plans exist here. It's either 2 years, 1 year, or 1 month.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Unless Verizon really tries to get a significant market share fast.
Thinking they can increase prices later, they might "stunt" with low prices for a year or two.
 
5:37 PM
Anyway Verizon is widely reviled in the US. Their network is incompatible with all the other networks. If they expand to Canada, will it just perpetuate the incompatibility?
 
Oh wow, someone commented on my 2½-year–old unwound-strings question. I had forgotten all about it.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 If they have any business sense, they won't do that, because incompatibility makes them less competitive.
 
@Cerberus does it? Or does it provide lock-in?
 
If they're smart, they will provide extremely attractive plans upon entry.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 New players do not, cannot focus on lock-in yet.
 
Anyway even if it harms business, it also costs more if they have to operate two different kinds of networks, one in the US, and one in Canada, which are incompatible. Probably better if they have only one network.
 
5:40 PM
@RegDwighт That's...from 2010, almost?
 
Jan 21 '11 at 23:10
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I don't know, the difference in cost will probably be very low compared to all their other costs, and, more importantly, to their potential revenue if they can quickly scoop up many disgruntled Canadians before Canadian telcos can catch up.
@RegDwighт Close.
 
>Mr. Santorum explained that his commitment to strengthening America's moral and spiritual foundations is a direct result of His own Christian faith ...
 
I barely knew you back then.
@MετάEd His with a capital?
 
Judging from capitalization, Mr Santorum thinks he's God ... or his interviewer does, at least.
 
5:42 PM
Odd.
 
@Cerberus I highly doubt that the difference in cost to maintain two networks is as slight as you suggest. Also don't forget that we already have two incompatible networks here.
 
@MετάEd well at least God Himself is still of Christian faith. Good to know.
 
Bell/Telus are one, Rogers is the other.
In fact I bet Verizon's tech is compatible with Bell/Telus.
 
@Cerberus It looks to have been written by someone who would normally type "Him" and "His" a lot in articles.
@RegDwighт Probably prays to Himself.
 
A question about unwound strings?
 
5:44 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 It is impossible to predict what will happen, but the effect is very unlikely to be bad for you.
@MετάEd Exactly. Isn't capitalising others heresy or something?
 
@KitFox yes, a soft question to populate the site, which was still Guitars at that point and has been merged into Musical Practice and Performance since.
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Q: Should I replace unwound strings on my acoustic guitar as often as the wound ones?

RegDwightThe wound strings wear off quite fast, and start sounding dull even faster, so I replace them quite often. But whenever I do so, I replace the unwound strings as well, even though at that point, they usually still sound bright and show no sign of wear at all. I must say I have never given it an...

 
Huh. I usually only replace singles if I break one.
 
The sad part is I probably haven't changed the strings again since. It's all just piano and bayan at this point. I play guitar like once a month, if you can call that playing anymore.
 
@Cerberus Maybe idolatry?
 
@Cerberus No, it's likely to be bad for me. I use one of the low-cost "new entrant" carriers, who are ACTUALLY competing on service and price, and who are most likely to get bought or go out of business if the market disrupts further. And if that happens, I will likely lose my cheap plan.
 
5:50 PM
@MετάEd Yes! So burn...someone!
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I don't know, why would disruption cause them to disappear?
They could profit from it...
 
@Cerberus because they are struggling. It takes huge capital investment to build a network and anti-foreign-competition rules make it hard to build capital.
 
@Cerberus We don't burn at the stake anymore because of the resulting carbon debt.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Build a network?
They are virtual providers, aren't they?
@MετάEd Ah, stupid environmentalist strictures.
What if we started burning people on the moon?
 
@RegDwighт bayan?
 
So, um. The UK are now officially a totalitarian state?
 
5:59 PM
Yeah, I read it.
 
!!/define bayan
 
No more porn for England. No more Internet.
 
@Cerberus oh but it is worse.
 
@RegDwighт bayan A type of chromatic button accordion developed in Russia in the early 20th century and named after 11th-century bard Boyan.
 
Oh, God.
It was reported in a slightly different way here.
> From now on in the UK the government has the right to issue automatic blocks on any website found to contain adult content, they've also reserved the right to install web filters remotely to your computer, without your consent.
 
6:02 PM
You misspelled Santorum.
 
I think they mean "add sites to the porn filter", not actually block the site altogether.
 
@Cerberus My computer?
 
> Not only that, but they've decided that anything depicting sexual violence against women is illegal, yes, that's right, own a clockwork orange? Own some bdsm? Too bad. Be prepared to get rid of it or face jail time.
 
@Cerberus No, they are not virtual. The virtual providers are useless.
 
This is indeed very troubling.
@DavidWallace If they are planning to reestablish direct British rule in NZ, who knows?
My advice: declare independence.
 
6:04 PM
@Cerberus Am I allowed to remove the web filters without THEIR consent?
 
Monarchies are all nice and fun, but not if they interfere with things that actually matter.
 
The earthquakes are working on making NZ independent from UK, Internet-cable-wise.
 
@DavidWallace Of course not. You're a stupid consumer. You need protection and dumbing-down, not freedom or education.
@RegDwighт Haha, it seems He prefers porn.
> They've already essentially made encryption in the UK illegal (You can be sentenced to 5 years in prison for not giving an encryption key to the government upon request, even if you genuinely don't know the key or never had it, too bad, even if the encrypted file contains sensitive personal information too bad).
 
@Cerberus the fun part is that the monarchies actually do not interfere with anything that matters. Where is the statement from the Queen condemning her shitty police state, putting all those criminals in gaol and establishing the Rule of Law?
 
@RegDwighт Haha, I'm still here!
 
6:07 PM
This is of course very bad, but "they've already essentially made encryption in the UK illegal" is a bit of an exaggeration.
 
The monarchy is too busy being obsessed with procreating.
 
@RegDwighт Yes, it would be great if she spoke out.
I suppose the situation isn't dire enough.
 
@Cerberus The important word is "can". No British judge will sentence someone to five years when they didn't actually do anything wrong.
 
@Cerberus It's all fun and games until someone gets their porn poked out.
 
@DavidWallace What often happens in America is that they heap all sorts of silly charges like this one on someone who only committed a minor offence, like Aaron Swartz, then force you to settle for a few years in prison, or face a theoretical 50 years from all the the silly crimes.
 
6:10 PM
@DavidWallace see, but that is the Obama Defense[TM]. "We make all these evil laws, but we promise to never make use of them, for trust us, we are good." Well, who the fuck are you putting those laws in place for, then? Future evil presidents? Why thank you so very much!
 
Exactly.
Even so, I agree with David that there is little chance for most people to become directly affected by this in the near future. Doesn't make it less horribly bad, of course.
 
OK, but let me compare it to the anti-smacking law in New Zealand. Nobody has ever gone to prison for smacking their kid here, but the law exists which implies that they can. As a result, people smack their children less. And everybody wins.
 
And everybody wins if you can't encrypt your files?
 
@Cerberus you know, even in Weimar times, even in Roman times, it only took states a few years to get from here to there. And these days, the world is moving at a much, much higher speed. The near future is not "when I'll be dead". The near future is tomorrow.
 
I don't know.
At any rate, it is dangerous and very much worth fighting against.
 
6:14 PM
@Cerberus Don't invent stuff that isn't there.
 
As to the real risk of democratic collapse, that's impossible to say.
@DavidWallace Then what were you comparing this to?
The British government is trying to discourage encryption, because then their secret services can't know everything about people any more.
 
The article says you can be "sentenced to 5 years in prison for not giving an encryption key to the government upon request". Not for having one in the first place.
 
Yes.
 
In other news, RIP Dennis Farina.
 
But that discourages encryption.
 
6:16 PM
Do you really think that the British Secret Service gives a monkey's nut about what Matt Ellen downloads in his spare time?
 
Very fitting video in the context of this discussion, BTW.
 
@DavidWallace If they decide to prosecute him for downloading a couple of songs, or saying chiropraxis is pseudo-science (real scenarios both), they may add that charge if he won't or can't give them a key to some encrypted file.
 
@DavidWallace two things. First, it doesn't matter if they give a shit. It matters that they can, and once they do, there's nothing stopping them. The second, and probably even more important one for practical purposes, is that even by not being a jihadist or a child molester you help all those surveillance programs. You help them train their filters for what not to look for. You are being instrumental.
 
@RegDwighт Awwwww shit ...
 
@Robusto yeah blood clot in lung or some fcked up shit.
 
6:18 PM
Then it becomes, "either settle for 1 year in prison for slandering chiropractors, or fight me and face a possible 10 years for added charges x, y, and z".
 
Damn, he was such a great character actor. He was once a Chicago cop, btw. If you want to hear a legit Chicago accent (from da Sout' Side), listen to him.
 
@Cerberus Right, because the British government have nothing better to do with their time.
 
I only know him from his movies. Never watched Law and Order.
 
@RegDwighт He was awesome in Get Shorty and Midnight Run. And many others.
 
@RegDwighт Are you seriously arguing that helping the police by not being a criminal is a bad thing?
 
6:22 PM
@DavidWallace They actually do this. There have been actual lawsuits.
> DESIGN your protest. This is something people REALLY miss. DON'T turn up to places in a Che Guevara tee and ripped cargo pants. DO turn up to places in a suit. Look respectful. If it comes to on-the-streets protests, have a clean cut dress code.
> People are more likely to listen to those wearing suits and ties and being respectful rather than 'dumb hippies' in their 'Visit Amsterdam' tee-shirt in the shape of a marijuana leaf, dreadlocks, and three-quarter-lengths. Design good graphics, good infographics, good motion graphics. Be professional. Be clean. Be impressive.
 
@DavidWallace I think they would be wise to keep a very short leash on @Matt. Frankly, he scares me. He could bring this whole thing crashing down simply by misplacing a comma.
 
I think I might vote for the Pirate Party after all, next year.
 
@Cerberus A T-shirt in the shape of a marijuana leaf wouldn't be very comfortable.
 
Although there are enough larger parties here who are also against the surveillance state.
 
@DavidWallace no, what I am saying is that I am all for actively helping the police, but I am not in the business of helping the police 24/7 by the sole virtue of my being there. I have not done anything. I should not be part of anything they do. Unless I actively choose to.
 
6:23 PM
@DavidWallace What if you use soft styrofoam?
Wait, styrofoam is never soft, is it?
 
@RegDwighт Pay taxes much?
 
@RegDwighт Agreed.
 
People, I don't think you're giving the @Matt threat enough weight in your deliberations.
 
If they knock on my door and ask me politely, I will help. If they break into my PC, I can only help them in pointing out how they are the criminals now.
 
This shit is far more important than even the birth of the royal baby. I know, I know—sounds crazy. But think about it a little.
 
6:25 PM
Not a single terrorist has been displayed that was caught using this bad kind of surveillance and unreasonable punishments who could not have been caught otherwise.
 
@Cerberus Do I want to know what goes on at larger parties full of hippies with Amsterdamnian T-shirts?
 
@RegDwighт Agreed.
 
@Cerberus Yeah, but that's been more than made up for by the innocent people whose lives they've managed to ruin.
 
BRB soup.
 
@DavidWallace I wouldn't know: only Brits wear such t-shirts...
@Robusto Exactly.
The way the NY police sowed distrust among local Muslims might actually radicalise some people into terrorism.
 
6:27 PM
See, the smart thing for governments to do is just declare everyone a criminal. Then they can meet their arrest quotas easily, from the lowest-hanging fruit.
 
Yay!
 
Problem solved. You're welcome, governments around the world.
 
If everyone's a criminal, the police don't need to abide by those pesky things called "laws" any more.
 
"Only in a police state is the policeman's job easy." —Dan Carlin
 
37 secs ago, by Cerberus
"Yeah."
 
6:30 PM
You don't have any attribution for your quote.
 
Too late.
 
Well, it was true for 37 seconds. That's longer than a lot of things on this board.
Including my attention span.
 
Look, a butterfly!
 
mine too, apparently. I tabbed away and came back to a 100+ msg thread about encryption.
 
I think it's time we all switched to darknets.
 
6:32 PM
What did you say? I wasn't listening.
 
In a nutshell, I think it's ridiculous that governments be allowed to demand encryption keys.
If they want to search my house, I don't have to provide them a key to the door. They can break it down if they want. Same thing for my encryption.
 
If 100,000 people died by terrorism every day, then perhaps a police state would be the best decisions. But in a rational way: only in ways that actually help.
 
Listen to The Bitter Harvest of Fear. Seriously. Right now.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 That is not true here.
If the police have a warrant, you have to open the door.
 
> What happens to "The Land of the Free" when it is no longer "The Home of the Brave"? You get the evisceration of constitutional protections in the name of fighting terrorism. Dan wonders why everyone is surprised.
 
6:33 PM
Or you're "obstructing justice".
 
@Cerberus but you don't understand, in a police state the police are the terrorists. No need to justify their existence anymore. Have your cake and eat it!
A win-win all around.
 
However, the punishment would be more like a fine or something. 5 years in prison is outrageous.
 
@Cerberus do I? I'm sure the penalty for refusal is minimal. like, damage costs.
 
@RegDwighт They blow up trains all the time?
 
@Cerberus technical question. How do they present me with the warrant if the door is closed?
 
6:34 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Possibly. Certainly nothing near 5 years in prison.
 
@RegDwighт That's what battering rams are for, silly.
 
@RegDwighт That is another problem.
 
I mean, this is something we learned in Russia the hard way. Do not open your door to someone simply because they claim to be the police.
 
@Cerberus Anyway the situation is more analogous to a locked box in the house, or a locked garage or storage unit, not the front door itself.
 
@Robusto them's called knock-knocks. The rams are just another team nobody cares about.
 
6:36 PM
@RegDwighт True. You have to be reasonably sure that it's actually the police, I presume.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Yes.
 
@Cerberus at which point, in Russia, it makes even less sense to open the door.
 
@RegDwighт I thought you liked Rammstein.
 
@RegDwighт No doubt.
 
I mean, I literally have an encrypted file that I cannot recall the password which decrypts it. I kept it in case I ever decide to try to break the encryption. But in the UK that file would be worth 5 years in jail.
 
Yup.
 
6:37 PM
Make a copy, make that ten.
 
It's totally outrageous.
 
oh, backup copies, forgot about those.
 
But isn't there a similar punishment in America?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Nice try. Tell that to the judge.
 
I keep them off-site though. So my in-laws could go to jail, I guess. It's at their house.
 
6:38 PM
Wouldn't it be funny if someone's English was so poor that the authorities thought their files were encrypted? And then they sentenced them to prison for being incomprehensible?
 
Our minister of "Justice" is trying to make a similar law, but I forgot what the punishment was. Probably not that severe.
 
@Cerberus There are conflicting rulings about whether forcing decryption violates the right to not self-incriminate.
 
@Cerberus Something on the order of you having to eat french fries with ketchup instead of mayo.
 
@Robusto hell. In the UK you can get jail time for what you tweet.
 
@Robusto the scary part is, they'd probably go ahead and decrypt it to read "Kill All Obamas" or something. Good luck convincing them of the error of their ways.
 
6:39 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 And if you encrypted that, it would become a "shredded tweet"! Thanks, you can use that.
NO GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN PRIVATE! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
 
> Een andere vergaande voorgestelde bevoegdheid is het 'decryptiebevel', waarbij verdachten kunnen worden gedwongen om hun encryptiesleutels vrij te geven. Dat kan alleen als iemand wordt verdacht van medeplichtigheid aan terrorisme en van bezit of vervaardiging van kinderporno.
 
Do you have the decryption key for that?
 
@Cerberus I can't read your encrypted nonsense! decrypt it, or go to jail!
 
"Proposed law: if you are suspected of child porn or terrorism (yawn), you can be legally forced to give up encryptions keys; refusal would result in a maximum punishment of 3 years in prison. "
Preposterous.
That guy is crazy.
 
@Robusto see, that's one thing that Communists had ahead of you. Shared bathrooms in the hall.
 
6:42 PM
At least he cannot touch the courts, which are usually very reasonable. Maximum punishments mean little here.
 
@Cerberus when you touch the court, just don't forget to laugh.
 
Oh, I accidentally cut off this part of the quote:
> Als iemand weigert mee te werken aan een decryptiebevel, kan hij een celstraf van maximaal drie jaar krijgen.
@RegDwighт As you talking about tennis players?
 
@Cerberus easy fix, though. Suspect him of child porn or terrorism.
 
I'm sure that will be the public prosecutor's first priority.
 
Then when he's out in three years, suspect him again.
 
6:44 PM
@Cerberus That really sounds like a drunk German who couldn't decide if he was trying to speak English or his native tongue.
 
Isn't the Netherlands where they send drunk Germans to learn English?
 
@Robusto Well, at least it isn't as impure as Engçatina.
Which is what I think we ought to call your language, a creole of English, French, and Latin.
 
Krijgen? Is that not colloquial in Dutch? In German it is. In formal writing, it'd be bekommen.
 
@RegDwighт Only very slightly. In this context, possibly not informal at all.
 
@Cerberus Too late. We already call it English.
 
6:47 PM
Dutch is more similar to Old English than modern English is.
Bekomen is mostly a Germanism, one really never ever sees it.
You might find that in 19th-century Dutch, but it may have been a Germanism even then.
 
Fancy that. Germanisms in a dialect of German.
 
You can have -isms anywhere.
 
@Cerberus oh, so we're accusing Germanic languages of accepting Germanisms now. Nice!
 
Dutchmen will use Batavisms all the time in German.
@RegDwighт I think you and David have some talking to do.
 
When he's back online, yes.
 
6:50 PM
He looks online to me.
 
My upstairs neighbours are having sex again.
 
Arg.
Horrible.
 
Not for them.
Presumably.
 
I think the world entire should protest by going on strike and watching porn, as long as they're still allowed to.
 
@RegDwighт Oh, they're not noisy enough to warrant THAT!
 
6:52 PM
...
So how hot is it in der Heimat?
 
Anyway, I need a shower now. BBL.
 
Bai.
Hmm about as hot as here, apparently.
 
Not sure about die Heimat, but this is how hot it is in Chicago right now:
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Awwwww.
That is so perfect.
 
He's checking to see if there's a mouse inside?
 
6:54 PM
I love it!
 
In the mid 90s with 95% humidity and no rain. Can be torture. Especially if you're a cat.
 
Or a dog.
Or a shark sitting on a chair.
 
I blame Obama. He's a Chicago lawyer. This torture is condoned by him.
 
Like Bush, eh.
 
16 hours ago, by Robusto
Er stieß die Maus mit dem Finger an, um zu sehen, ob sie noch lebte.
@Cerberus No. Obama doesn't condone Bush.
@Cerberus You can't spell Batavism without atavism.
 
7:07 PM
Are you sure?
 
@Cerberus I think the rocket propellant will be a big zero-carbon no-no.
 
You could call it a Belgism instead...
 
There are two ways to ruin a joke. One is simply to ruin it, and the other is to tell it to @Cerberus.
 
It's one of my best tricks.
 
@Robusto And you can't spell "spell" without ELL.
 
7:21 PM
And you can't spell "an" without "a", nor "a" without [void].
 
@Robusto I must say I can't tell Chicago accent from, um, a hole in the ground if you beat me with it swinging a dead cat. (Is that how you say in English?)
So is this Chicago, for example?
I like how he's dining with the landlord from The Big Lebowski, BTW.
And I wonder where I know that guy with the cigar from.
All good actors but you never know their names.
 
@RegDwighт Every word that comes out of his mouth.
 
Well hm. It sounds quite neutral to me!
The landlord is Jack Kehler, BTW, but I still haven't figured out the cigar guy. I think I know him from Seinfeld.
And that movie also has Tim Allen, Rene Russo, Zooey Deschanel, Stanley Tucci,
Johnny Knoxville, Jason Lee, and DJ Qualls. WTF is going on.
Oh yeah, Michael McShane. He played FDR on Seinfeld.
 
I'll look at it in depth at home.
Meanwhile, ta-ta.
 
7:37 PM
CU
 
7:57 PM
@Cerberus German buses are very pretty. They're the first ones to put full bus-body ads on their bus-bodies. Every other car is an ad. The other cars are just shy.
 

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