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crl
9:38 AM
@Robusto oh ok, "I fell badly" is the 'same' idea as "I run badly" (defecting way)
 
The same than? What is this grammar?
 
crl
a loose grammar
A relish is a cooked, pickled, or chopped vegetable or fruit food item typically used as a condiment in particular to enhance a staple. It originated in India and has since become popular throughout the world. Examples are jams, chutneys, and the North American relish, a pickled cucumber jam eaten with hot dogs or hamburgers. == Description and ingredients == The item generally consists of discernible vegetable or fruit pieces in a sauce, although the sauce is subordinate in character to the vegetable or fruit pieces. It might consist of a single type of vegetable or fruit, or a combination of...
 
That's a relish of the past.
 
crl
funny because you could mean relic or relict
 
Funny because I didn't know you was Captain Obvious!
Welcome to chat, sir.
 
 
2 hours later…
11:27 AM
Yo dawg, i herd u liek camera's, so we put camera's in ur camera's so u can camera while u camera.
Zoom in, baby.
 
11:40 AM
Domino?
 
12:19 PM
-1
Q: Does a landscape lay or lie in the present tense?

superluminaryThere is a lot of information regarding the correct use of lays vs lies. How does this apply to landscape in present tense? For example: Hi sits on a rock. A wide turquoise bay lies spread before him or Hi sits on a rock. A wide turquoise bay lays spread before him Lie: to recline L...

He wants a personal answer to the same question as has been asked so many times before.
 
I like personal answers.
They are so personal.
Now, what the heck is going on with the most personal formatting here:
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Q: What do you solve?

Peter VandivierWhat are different things that can be solved? For the purposes of responding to a complaint "I can't solve this!" with the intent: "That's because it's not a(n) ______". Words considered so far: Problem Equation Puzzle Specifically the response should convey comfort to the complainant. "Yo...

That is OVER 9000 Lawlers.
 
I can't tell how much money they're asking for.
 
12:36 PM
I can, if you give me money.
 
@RegDwigнt How much is that in roubles?
 
The format is too cryptic to tell. I have to format my piggybank first.
 
Just publish the contents of your piggyback on any Russian site. They'll format it for you.
 
Hogback ridge?
 
crl
@RegDwigнt ah sorry, they are just the same word, I'm naive I thought relic = reliques in French, and relict = vestiges (fr)
 
12:41 PM
@crl No drawing inferences about English from French in chat.
 
Welcome to the drawing room.
 
Everyone knows French is crazy and English is the One True Language. English is the new Lingua Franca! Suck on that, Charlemagne!
Both the original Charlemagne and that impostor in The Economist.
 
English without French is Dutch.
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Oh, we may have borrowed a few million things from French (cf. Freedom Fries), but we have given them their Freedom.
 
Arbeit macht frei.
 
12:45 PM
Papas fritas te hacen libre.
 
You know, they’re really Spanish fries, not French ones.
 
Spanish flies?
 
That would be long.
 
> Utilizamos la expresión “tócame los huevos“, acompañado del gesto de echarse mano a los mismísimos, en señal de menosprecio y burla hacia nuestro interlocutor . . .
No sabía eso.
 
crl
No sablea queso.
 
12:52 PM
@tchrist flat and flooded?
 
Cheesy.
Tried to quit my job yesterday. It didn't take. I have to try harder.
 
crl
just give your resignation
 
@Robusto Red Leicester? Tilsit? Four ounces of Caerphilly? Bel Paese? Red Windsor? Stilton?
 
@crl I tried to. My boss asked me not to make a decision yet. Go home, relax, come in Monday and we'll talk more.
@RegDwigнt Yes.
 
Ugh. Talking on Mondays. There are people who think that helps keep people?
@Robusto Brie, Roquefort, Pont-l'Eveque, Port Salut, Savoyard, Saint-Paulin, Carre-de-L'Est, Boursin, Bresse Bleu, Perle de Champagne? Camembert, perhaps?
No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle France!
I don't care how fucking runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.
 
12:58 PM
@RegDwigнt All these and more.
 
Tish tish. Unfinest cheese shop in the district. Too contaminated by cheese.
 
How come you never hear about Russian cheeses?
Or Russian Jesus, for that matter.
 
I think there are like two or three. And they suck.
 
This is why France is more civilized. You can get both great cheese and great bread.
@crl: ^
 
Russia doesn't really produce anything, you know. Much like America. Mostly just shitty movies and wars.
Come to think of it, does America even produce two or three shitty cheeses?
Not counting the ones in cans. That's cheating.
 
1:03 PM
We produce artisanal cheeses in places like Vermont, but most cheese Americans eat ain't really cheese. It has to call itself "cheese food" because they can't call it cheese.
 
@Robusto yeah you know what I came to be quite disappointed with French bread. It's like Russia all over again. There's the baguette, and then there's the flute, and then there's the fuck-you-what-else-do-you-need-bugger-off.
 
What is amusing (or alarming, take your pick) is that Russia and America can't resist inheriting failed wars from each other. Russia went into Afghanistan for a lengthy stay, failed, and got out. So what do we do? We go in there and in Iraq and pick up the failure where Russia left off. Now Russia is looking to fail once again where we have failed.
 
And only the flute tastes any good. And it's not even a bread in its own right, just an overweight baguette. So basically epic fails on all but one count.
 
@RegDwigнt Many more kinds I have seen. You have never visited a good boulangerie in Paris?
 
@Robusto the world is tiny. Only so many places to pick from. And it's easier to war-tear what's already war-torn. Frees up money for pockets.
@Robusto oh sure enough I have. But we are not talking a good boulangerie in Paris. We are talking France. Just like we are talking Russia, and not a good cheese shop in Moscow. A good cheese shop in Moscow will have everything to make you happy till the end of times.
Including an endless variety of Russian cheeses that don't taste like shoe soles made of tofu.
 
1:11 PM
You realize that without oil, the entire Middle East would garner approximately the same amount of attention that the world accords Mali right now.
 
There's Mali right now?
 
As we speak.
 
Hm.
Last thing I heard was some nonsense about people speculating that Merkel would get the Nobel prize. Then I remembered why I stopped caring about news.
Somewhere in that two-step process, Mali fell through the cracks.
Oh and yeah, I also was presented with that picture of a 16-camera camera.
 
Well, they gave Obama a Nobel prize for doing even less.
 
Life sucks if you don't ignore everything.
@Robusto hey now, at least Obama then went on to do more of doing even less. Merkel never even bothered with that.
 
1:15 PM
> CHEMISTRY PRIZE — Callum Ormonde and Colin Raston [AUSTRALIA], and Tom Yuan, Stephan Kudlacek, Sameeran Kunche, Joshua N. Smith, William A. Brown, Kaitlin Pugliese, Tivoli Olsen, Mariam Iftikhar, Gregory Weiss [USA], for inventing a chemical recipe to partially un-boil an egg.
> ECONOMICS PRIZE — The Bangkok Metropolitan Police [THAILAND], for offering to pay policemen extra cash if the policemen refuse to take bribes.
 
Seriously, if Nobel prize weren't a bad joke, I'd call it a bad joke now. It's a prize for one person. Pick one. Fuck all the other guys. One guy's the guy.
 
Ig Nobel prizes.
 
If you want to give out prizes to X people each year, then just make the prize happen X times a year.
 
> BIOLOGY PRIZE — Bruno Grossi, Omar Larach, Mauricio Canals, Rodrigo A. Vásquez [CHILE], José Iriarte-Díaz [CHILE, USA], for observing that when you attach a weighted stick to the rear end of a chicken, the chicken then walks in a manner similar to that in which dinosaurs are thought to have walked.
 
I mean, even when there was only one winner, you could barely remember his name just a month later. And now you are forced to not even note it in the first place. Who reads the fourth name on a list of seven?
 
1:19 PM
@RegDwigнt It's important to read all the obits in case you're on the list.
 
Oh yeah if I'm on the list, that's when I most certainly ignore any names but mine.
 
> NEUROSCIENCE PRIZE [CHINA, CANADA]: Jiangang Liu, Jun Li, Lu Feng, Ling Li, Jie Tian, and Kang Lee, for trying to understand what happens in the brains of people who see the face of Jesus in a piece of toast.
 
@Robusto hey wait a minute I tried to understand that, too.
Where is my prize?
 
Get in line.
 
Obviously, Yoda is not on their board.
Don't, or do not. There's Nobel prize for try.
Anyway. On to looking at pics of 福島県.
 
1:31 PM
What happened there?
 
@Cerberus google "福島県".
 
Aha, Fukushima.
 
This one really looks a lot like Pripyat.
 
I suppose.
 
This one, not so much.
 
1:33 PM
But Fukushima is a lot less bad.
 
Not that they had no computers back then, I mean there's no photos of birds shitting indoors.
Curious.
@Cerberus yes, this chart's been posted a couple times before here.
Now this is more like Pripyat again. In twenty years, it might be indistinguishable from it.
 
@RegDwigнt I know.
I wonder what caused the floor to collapse.
 
How about the earthquake.
Just a wild guess.
Like this, just underneath a floor rather than cows.
 
@RegDwigнt That sunken area is just the main floor now. The rest is the mezzanine section.
 
Massive Attack indeed.
 
1:40 PM
@RegDwigнt Ah, I had forgotten. But that is a great picture.
 
Of course. It was created by God himself.
 
Banana na na, na na na na. Banana na na na na na-na-na. Banana na na, na na na na. Banana gang bang na na na na na.
 
MetaEd had too many bananas with caesium in them.
 
Curiously, the wiki page on caesium has not a mention of bananas.
 
@Robusto don't call her Shirley.
 
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
 
The week's alright, but you picked the wrong glue to quit sniffing.
 
@RegDwigнt Put the cow down.
 
I will put the cow down when you pry her from my cold dead hands.
 
1:56 PM
@RegDwigнt Is that Black Uhuru?
 
@terdon Those are some kind of maxifigs.
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Q: Why do these similar words have pronunciations?

Dexter WhelanSo looking through other answers on this site listed here Why do certain words have the same type of spelling but different pronunciation? Why do written English vowels differ from other Latin-based orthographies? Are there rules of pronunciation for words in English? Why is "go" spelled with th...

Hmm, don't all words have pronunciations?
Even flawed ones?
 
Robusto has no pronunciations.
I tried to pronounce it once, and then Fukushima happened.
Won't try again.
 
2:17 PM
Apr 9 at 0:39, by Robusto
A wise policy.
 
@Robusto Maybe they're masticators.
 
I am looking out of the window and there is a car painted in a color. Is there a word for this?
 
2:33 PM
I'd go with Mercedes
 
user116848
Hi Matty!
 
user116848
I have an English question. May I?
 
@MattE.Эллен hm. Well no, perhaps I should stress that I am looking out of the window.
 
@RegDwigнt would two words do, or does it have to be one?
 
2:35 PM
I need one word, preferably a past participle.
If that doesn't work, a future participle will do I suppose.
Also the third letter must be h.
 
cahpitalised
 
That's a good one, but I mean the third from the end.
Sorry.
 
lol
Saskatched
 
user116848
@MattE.Эллен I have a habit of starting a sentence sometimes with "Yeah" even when I'm not necessarily agreeing with anything. It doesn't look like I'm agreeing with the previous statement, right?
 
user116848
For example,
 
user116848
2:38 PM
> You say: I get many updates for my browser.
I say: *Yeah* updates suck.
 
user116848
(I mean I’m not agreeing or anything, just writing my sentence like that. So can it be misinterpreted? Or the other person will know that I’m just giving my views and not passing any judgements)
 
it does look like you're agreeing, in a sympathetic way
 
user116848
I see.
 
@MattE.Эллен On that's excellent. Will that also work in an academic context? Specifically, calling Her Majesty a hobo on Twitter?
 
@Arrowfar Yes, it could be misinterpreted.
anything can, really.
 
user116848
2:40 PM
okay, thanks.
 
@RegDwigнt you'd have to be careful in academic contexts, especially one involving the queen. I thnk you need a word that conveys something about carriages, in that case.
 
Oh crap. I'm almost done with the tweet now. Need help quick!
 
user116848
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 But sometimes I see people start sentences with "yeah" a lot. So it is dialectical or something?
 
@Arrowfar it is often used like, um, er, or other filler words
 
user116848
@MattE.Эллен Yes, that's what I mean. Thanks. So I can use it as a filler word right?
 
2:43 PM
@Arrowfar yes, but it might be misinterpreted
 
user116848
Oh.
 
@Arrowfar Yeah it's a bit of a filler word. It doesn't exactly convey agreement or assent or "yes". In situations where you need to be unambiguous you should avoid saying that.
 
user116848
okay.
 
@RegDwigнt sorry, I think you'll need to ask on Quora
 
Some people use the construction "Yeah, no".
 
2:44 PM
I don't know why people keep saying that the Japanese hai has no translation in English. Yeah is the perfect translation.
Saying yes without saying yes, and often with not saying yes at all.
 
domo arigato Reg-kun
 
Anyway. Good news, everybody! I have only just sent out my very first Tweet! I know I know, a bit of a late bloomer here.
 
what is your first tweet?
 
> Saskatched @Queen_UK #hobo
 
2:46 PM
Wait, you figured out what twitter is for?
 
Thanks to everyone in this room for their generous help, and Matt in particular.
 
Much appreciated. Will visit again!
 
I have a twitter account. Don't know what to do with it.
 
2:47 PM
You could tweet with it.
 
my last tweet pointed out that pictures allow you to have tweets with as much text as you like
 
I'm not aware of anything else you could do.
 
I have other platforms that are better suited towards saying things.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Other platforms? Certainly you mean other shopping carts?
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Q: How to substitude "shopping cart"?

Iryna_SAll the time in articles we need to use "shopping cart". It can, of course be replaced with "platform" or "shopping platform"? What other words or phrases can be used as synonyms?

 
I actually have an audience on G+ and FB. I have a blog. Why do I need twitter? So I can shout into the noise?
 
2:48 PM
lol
 
user116848
In Urdu hai means "is". It is written as: ہے
 
Twitter is like trying to get everyone to pee into the ocean at once.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 if you shout into the abyss, the abyss will shout into you. What's not to love?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 G+?! I mean, I have a G+ page, but I have no idea what's on it
 
@MattE.Эллен I have some followers there and am part of some communities where people post things. So if I had something to say, I could say it there, and someone would read it.
Or I could post on my blog, and nobody would read it, but the could.
 
2:50 PM
:D
 
same for twitter, I guess, but with no features and pointless restrictions.
 
twitter is great for learning how to edit long thoughts into short ones
if you'll have 10 seconds to explain something, figure out how to fit it in a tweet
 
@MattE.Эллен not to mention that pictures are much more efficient at storing plain text than plain text.
 
very true
 
Good thing they placed a limit on the right thing.
 
2:52 PM
otherwise the internet would be full of text instead of pictures with text in
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 you do know that everyone right now is peeing into the ocean at once? And has been for the last 5 billion thousand years?
 
@MattE.Эллен You mean it's great for trying to reduce complex ideas with nuance and subtley and challenging notions into terse statements that are (1/2)
easy to repeat but ultimately less enlightening, truthy rather than truthful. (2/2) #fighttheman
 
@MattE.Эллен just throw out every second letter, and then every second letter of what's left. DUH.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 it's great for learning how to keep the nuance with fewer chars
 
Twitter doesn't teach people how to be more concise. It teaches them how to be less concise but now with worse spelling and JPEG artifacts.
Progress, yo.
 
2:55 PM
@RegDwigнt And what good has it done us, eh?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 well for starters, it got us your blog.
 
@RegDwigнt Q E Fucking D.
 
Which I've never read or visited, but I assume it exists. Probably. Perhaps.
 
You should visit. I posted about Lego, once. or thrice.
 
2:56 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 in that case maybe I have.
@MattE.Эллен too long, didn't watch.
Lest I came around to noticing how it can't even spell "Twitter" twice.
"I've spelled a word once, what do you need me to spell it again for?"
 
@RegDwigнt My last post was about Lego. Looking at when it was posted it seems I don't post there much anymore.
 
It spells it right twice.
it's the thrid time it falls down on
 
I did say it was too long for me to count all the times it had words.
Basically I just looked at the gay Winnnie Pooh in the background.
And even that was a huge letdown after a while.
 
much like life
 
Life is just a file.
And you don't even get to know if it's on God's hard drive or the NSA's.
 
3:05 PM
maybe God's on the NSA's harddrive
 
God's not on Twitter, that's for sure.
 
There are some impersonators, though
 
user116848
Is Latex or MS Word better for making a thesis?
 
God should get with the times and forbid Twitter. Nobody wants their neighbor's cattle anyway.
 
Instead of sending you all to hell I've decided it would be easier to just send hell to you.
 
3:07 PM
@Arrowfar Latex, of course.
 
user116848
Here they say use Word. But Word can be a hassle sometimes. i dunno.
 
MS Word is not better for anything. It is not even better for itself.
 
user116848
Heh, okay.
 
I was supposed to end the world yesterday, but then I got high. Happens every-time! xD
 
What about Word of God? Does that mean God uses MS Word? And if He does, shouldn't we?
 
3:08 PM
One day it will just paint every other letter blue, and you won't know why, and it won't be possible to change it back short of buying a new PC and writing it all from scratch.
 
This is amazing! Computers are now making me and my wrath obsolete: http://universesandbox.com/
 
user116848
@Robusto Yeah my teacher kinda said it like this "Only MS Word.".
 
@MattE.Эллен I was supposed to learn spel-ling yester-day, but then I got hig-h.
 
I would love it if some of you could tell other twepes (sp?) about me. It's hard to make a name separate from your husband when he's God.
 
My advice: shit-can the grammar checker at least.
 
3:09 PM
Okay hold it. Wait a minute. Is this Twitter?
Cuz if it is, I'm not following.
 
yes
gog, god, god and Mrs. god on twitter
 
That's racist.
 
at least it's not killing people
 
Let me understand, you got the god, the god and the mrs. god. The god goes with the god. So, who's having sex with the mrs. god?
You see my point here? You only hear of a god, a god and a mrs. god. Something's missing!
That's perverse.
 
the father, the son and the holy spirit, and mrs god. I assume that the father is having sex with mrs god, and the other two are getting it on
 
3:14 PM
The Telnet, the Sun, and the holy Sprint.
It's actually worrying to see how little progress there is in the field of pizza boxes.
 
worrying? why improve on something that works?
 
How's that an improvement? Today's pizza boxes have no RAM and don't run Solaris.
That's a massive downgrade if there ever was one.
 
George Clooney doesn't need more exposure
 
> Sun SPARCstation 1+ "pizzabox", 25 MHz SPARC processor, early 1990s
See, it wasn't even a proper pizzabox, they had to squarequote it, and yet it had a friggin monitor!
 
that looks more like a computer than a pizza box
 
3:17 PM
You look more like a computer than a pizza box.
 
You also are more like a computer than a pizza box.
And why??
Well precisely because there's been so little progress in the field of pizza boxes.
 
because otherwise I'd get bored
 
For make benefit the great nation of Kazakhstan, no doubt.
 
@Robusto Y más.
 
3:23 PM
Hm. Why does the pic for Government Hooker have Gaga shoving stuff up her vagina?
 
user116848
Is Latex something xxx too? I was searching for its software but got some out of the blue results as well. The hell?
 
Also, what's that to do with huevos?
 
@Arrowfar latex is a substance for making things
people make underwear and stuff
 
user116848
Ah.
 
Latex is the gum thing fabric.
 
3:24 PM
Χ at the end of LateΧ is actually a Greek letter χ I think
 
@MattE.Эллен yes, which is why it's pronounced like that.
 
χΧχΧχΧχΧχΧ
 
@MattE.Эллен I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your Twitter.
 
@MellenTheNerd
Programmer, drummer.
611 tweets, 47 followers, following 73 users
 
Whoa whoa whoa I said I wanted to subscribe to it, not have it shoved in my face.
Also you're not The Nerd. Not even A Nerd. Just A Troll.
 
3:28 PM
@RegDwigнt the quickest way to let you subscribe is to shove it in your face
 
@MattE.Эллен you should meet more people.
 
@RegDwigнt Says A. N Other Troll
 
No. I'm not on Twitter. Which makes me The Troll.
I've trolled all the trolls in one fell swoop.
Also WTF a drummer. I've always pictured you like more of a flutist.
 
user116848
@MattE.Эллен I didn't know you were a drummer. Cool!
 
But I suppose that's what y'all posh bankers do at night, go boxing and drumming.
 
3:31 PM
I should probably edit that bit. I haven't drummed in ages. Or I should start drumming again
 
I've seen a documentary or two.
@MattE.Эллен false dichotomy. You could do many other things other than these two things.
 
I am constrained by fate
 
Yes, like all those posh folks. Who are so posh the fate prevents them from learning the word "yes", so they have to spend all their lives saying "ears" instead.
 
ears, aaav heard sach things.
 
wonders how one says posh in America
 
3:43 PM
Beverly Hills 90210.
If you say it really fast, you can say it in one word.
 
Bilsen.
 
And now you know what Tom Hanks was talking about on that deserted island.
 
That one in the Whitsundae Isles, you mean?
 
What's that to do with ice cream?
Well, anyway.
I hope you've learned all the english today, children.
Next class on Monday.
 
user116848
Not tomorrow?
 
3:51 PM
Tomorrow you have a day off for tweeting.
And don't forget to tweet God on His day.
Elaborate daily phrase and avoid grammetically. Just like we've learned.
 
@tchrist mismísimos means "the same" as a reference to an earlier subject?
 
The very same.
 
Ah.
@MattE.Эллен Most of the pizza boxes I've seen came without peripherals.
 
@Robusto most of the ones I've seen come with garlic mayonaise
 
I've never seen a computer that came with garlic mayonnaise. I had to supply that.
 
3:57 PM
Aïoli?
@Robusto What did you think the mayonnaise-jar-holder was for?
 
Good tip. makes notes
 
@Robusto No pornographic allusions in this chat.
 
This is apparently a real thing.
 
Not a very good cupholder.
 
4:54 PM
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Q: How to write grammatically correct sentence

RockingRaWhich sentence is grammatically correct : I would like to know how you spent the day or I would like to know how you spend the day

 
Don’t migrate.
 
I did "what research?"
@tchrist Now that you're a mod on Portuguese, do you have a hammer-vote on all sites?
 
@tchrist Immigrate.
Flemish.
 
@Robusto Then I couldn't vote at all.
 
That's what I'm asking.
 
4:57 PM
Or perhaps phlegmish.
 
So no, there are no cross-site conferred abilities.
Everything derives from the site itself.
I can't even downvote on random places I've never done anything on.
 
> Según datos de Ethnologue, un trabajo de referencia que documenta las lenguas vivas del mundo, los países con el mayor número de idiomas hablados incluyen Papúa Nueva Guinea, Indonesia, Nigeria, India y Estados Unidos.
That is interesting.
 
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