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12:47 AM
@Cerberus did you really ignore me?
pouts
damn it, I guess my rampant insensitivity might have some downsides after all
I suppose even people I respect can be affected by mean things I say?
 
Greetings, mortals!

Who now would care to assist me in the sacrifice?

I assure you, it is a great honor, and your name will
be writ in blood.
 
It's not time yet.
 
I shall await you.
 
Oh. For what?
 
I am seeking supplicants to feed the pyramid.
You appear to be hatzenfrei.
 
12:53 AM
You'll have to be less arcane. I've been drinking.
Although I am not wearing a hat, true.
 
Ya gotsa no hatsa.
 
It was the pyramid to which I was referring.
 
I now have 21 hats on ELU. My foil is Mr Shiny with 12, truly a reflection.
 
So quickly.
How will you maintain the fun?
 
The hats are not as cool this year.
I shan’t.
They are easier to get, and the graphics are much lamer.
 
12:55 AM
Ah well.
It won't be the same this year anyway. I was peeved they stiffed Reg last year.
600 something hats and they didn't give him so much as an honorable mention, iirc.
 
Oh, because he had the most network-wide, which they never recognized?
Yeah.
I remembered that, and stopped trying to get them everywhere.
 
There aren't any that I particularly covet this year.
Still. Hats.
 
And I refuse to demean myself by asking a lame-ass SWR that garners five quick and meaningless answers within the first half-hour.
 
Oh. You are bumping for a gold?
 
Yes, but it’s hard.
The weasel still lacks for a pair of votes.
 
12:58 AM
Really? I see just one shy.
 
Oh, someone blessed me while we were speaking.
I added the last paragraph and it bumped it.
 
Ah. I see.
 
You’d think there would be something I could answer that would rise to 7.
And I already looked through a damned lot of -2 questions looking for something to answer to get the Red Baron. It’s all crap down there.
 
7?
I guess I haven't read through everything.
Oh I see.
 
Well, a new answer that makes it 7 gets you a hat.
But the little-reversal one is really rather hard.
 
1:03 AM
I would think so.
 
You basically have to find something at -2 that shouldn’t really be, give it a good answer, and raise all ships.
 
Are all the secret hats already figured out?
 
There’s one that isn’t yet.
 
Is it the Eureka hat again?
That was the annoyingest hat ever.
But really, all of the others already?
 
Oh no, we know what that one is: it’s the same as last year.
 
1:04 AM
That's disappointing.
 
But you have to figure another one out to get it.
The thing is, it is especially hard to figure these out because they no longer tell you why, and they also delay the awards so you don’t know quite what it was you did that caused something.
And this mobile crap sucks for people like Reg who don’t go in for that shit.
 
Well, and you've got one for each.
 
This is another problem.
 
I could get the iOS one if I could remember where the beta link is.
 
Shouldn’t you be able to get it from the Apple Store? I don’t know how these things work.
That’s the one nobody knows yet.
 
1:12 AM
@tchrist Well, last I knew the iPad app was in Beta with limited participation.
 
Oh, I see.
Google had the one for Android.
 
I've been using that for a couple of months. It's OK.
 
Still can’t believe how tiny everything is. Or that I can see it, actually.
My eyes locked at the close-to-me distance, unlike most ancient people, who need impossibly long arms.
I notice they got rid of the flagging hat to ease up on the mods. But they also got rid of the rep-cap ones.
 
Did they? Was this a recent thing? I haven't been paying attention.
 
Naw, from last year.
 
1:21 AM
I don't remember one from last year. Oh, no, I do.
 
Last year’s were much better.
Also much harder.
 
Well, that's what you get when they don't spend weeks on snow animation.
 
Gah.
The lack of the hats for 5/10/15 questions and also for answers, plus for rep-capping, has left everything sadly quiet. We got lots of good questions because of the hats.
Still full of dreck.
 
Yeah. No reason for me to increase participation this year.
Not even for the dash.
 
I know.
I did give out about 20 hats last night, just to keep ELU’s overall ranking up.
 
1:30 AM
Excellent.
I have two.
 
I’ve a queerio for it.
But most everybody on top has that hat already.
Or just look for stuff at 24.
The Guru Query is always nearly empty.
Plus somebody got all those last night.
 
Hmm.
 
I don't.
 
♦♦♦
Still, he made ELU happen.
 
1:38 AM
I only see three under 100, so I don't get who you mean.
Sorry.
 
I rather like Peter’s answer at 97, but I think most everybody has already voted on it.
Oh.
98
A: When should I use an em-dash, an en-dash, and a hyphen?

waymostAn em-dash is typically used to act as a comma or parenthesis to separate out phrases—or even just a word—in a sentence for various reasons (i.e. an appositive). Examples where an em-dash should be used: School is based on the three R’s—reading, writing, and ’rithemtic. Against all odds, Pete—t...

 
Oh. Right.
Well, it's a CW at least.
 
I don’t think there are any tag or tag wiki hats.
The only people who’ve gotten the last secret one haven’t done any tag stuff.
We’re thinking though that it is some action that doesn’t show up in the activity log unless you have the dev kit.
 
You should just email Abby and ask her.
 
Heh.
 
1:43 AM
Maybe write a query.
Or activity on the um. Apps thingy.
 
Praps.
 
What is the thing I
am trying to think of?
Last year, it was a community ad thing. Maybe again this year?
 
Yes, that was very hard to figure out.
Doing something on a site’s meta would explain why it isn’t in the main site’s activity log.
 
Who has it?
 
Let me look.
Oded ♦, London, United Kingdom
283k 37 406 621
But we were told it was not a mod action.
 
1:59 AM
Oh. He earned it on Meta.
 
Right. And that log is reasonably visible.
He says it’s not a mod thing.
You know.
He did edit a bunch of tags.
But people have tried that as a repro, but no.
 
And there isn't a tag edit hat this year, right?
 
Unless it’s that one, that’s right: there is not.
Oh my Lord.
waits
It isn’t posting comments to the Hat-dash blog posting.
 
Creating new tags?
He also has recent Good Answer and Nice Answer.
 
He added Stack-Snippets and branded some Status-Completed.
But Stack-Snippets already existed.
He removed the stackoverflow tag.
 
2:08 AM
There is a suggestion that it has to do with doing several activities in short succession.
Maybe tag edits on X number of posts in 2 minutes?
Editing a comment?
 
Lots of stuff is in fast time.
Well, some.
He got an accepted answer on a winterbash question.
 
Within 5 minutes or something?
There was the Yeager last year.
 
I have a secret hat because of a timing thing: you have to edit a bunch of old postings in a small amount of time, and they may have to be in different years.
I wish we could get full UTC times on events. I thought we used to be able to.
Oh wait, yes we can.
 
Oh? Which one is that?
 
The timeline will give better times.
Time Lord.
 
2:12 AM
Oh.
 
Let’s see: tag edit at 11:54, 10:07, and another at 10:07. Hm.
 
Comment, answer, comment on different posts?
 
That’s a pretty typical sequence, unless it has to be time-constrained.
 
Actually...if it's a time and task thing, maybe it's answer on one site, answer on another site (or comment) within 5 minutes. He did that.
Nope. Can't be. Abby has one and no such behavior.
 
Oh.
On which site?
Meta.
 
2:20 AM
Lifehacks.
Which is in private beta.
Oh! So maybe we just don't get to see her activity there.
 
Yeah, that makes it harder when you can’t dig around. Like, impossible.
I still have my doubts about cross-site activity.
Unless it’s crosssite with a meta, which in this case, it cannot be. Meta.SE has no corresponding non-meta.
 
And Oded only used mod tags?
 
Supposedly that is not it, but yeah, one wonders.
No, he didn’t.
He did the Stack-Snippets tag.
I just did two tag edits within about 3 seconds. We’ll see.
 
Maybe have an answer accepted quickly?
 
probes timeline again
Yes, 15m.
But surely this has happened elsewhere.
 
2:27 AM
Or revised the question and answered in less than 5 minutes or something?
 
Can there really be such a thing as a "Lord of Time"?
 
Edit tags and then answer immediately would do that.
 
Oh right, there are like new badges about that, aren’t there?
 
Or maybe even edit tags and answer within 15 minutes of the question being posted.
Or something.
 
Cool, I’m #2 network wide.
 
2:32 AM
Hmm. Looks like the definition that was put out there is dubious at best. We might be barking up the wrong tree here.
 
All we know is that he got it.
 
I have to say, I think Marge looks lovely in candles.
 
Hi @medica
 
@tchrist - how did you get the time lord hat?
 
Carefully.
 
2:34 AM
@skullpatrol Hi, skull. No hat?
 
Nope
 
@tchrist good. No one would be happy if you got hurt.
 
Laura has it too.
 
Who is Laura?
 
Lordess?
or
Goddess of time
 
2:37 AM
21
A: Winter Bash 2014 Secret Hats

janosThis guy has a HairBoat! How?... No idea... (By being an uber-mod?) If we can believe the rumors that there are 8 secret hats, then maybe this is the last one not mentioned yet? (I for one don't believe in such rumors.)

Sigh.
Her only hat.
And another mod.
So the only three people we know with it are all mods??
 
Ah, thank you @tchrist
 
But Oded swears anyone can get it.
 
No, there's a Lifehacker who has it and is non-mod.
 
How do you all keep up with this?
I got 13 hats and I'm feeling tired already
Last year, it was fun
 
They both posted a comment to a question with a winterbash tag that mentions 2015.
I can’t see anything else that Laura has done.
 
2:40 AM
Life has no "hacks". If you think it does you're kidding yourself.
 
And, curiously, Abby locked it.
70
Q: What should we consider for next year's Winter Bash?

abby hairboatAt this point, I am relatively confident that Winter Bash will become an annual event. The event is oodles of fun for our communities, and almost everything we do as employees in putting the event together is done with an eye toward repeatability and automation. With that in mind, I see a lot o...

 
Abby is a mod, her I've seen. But who is Laura? Also a mod?
 
They commented on something that had no comment this year, also.
Laura is a PM for SE.
 
thanks. Never ran into her.
 
:O project manager?
 
2:44 AM
"repeatability and automation" takes a bit of the fun out. well, not automation.
But repeatability does.
 
Testing.
Am testing.
 
Testing what?
 
Twice. On verra.
Squirrels.
Secret squirrels.
 
icic
 
(what are secret squirrels?)
 
2:47 AM
The darned latency makes it harder to connect cause and effect.
 
I didn't bring the Raiders any luck, sorry. :(
 
np
We need the first round draft choice anyway.
Youth will be served.
In raider nation
 
:)
 
@tchrist What about commenting on a post that hasn't had any activity in 6 months? Or whatever the tumbleweed range is. Or that hasn't had any new answers in a year? Or summat.
 
2:50 AM
I was wondering why Andrew changed his logo. Does it work if you change it back? I rather like Marge Simpson.
 
I don't think it has to be your picture.
 
Is it truely random? or can it be just one thing?
 
@KitFox No, just comment on anything of Abby’s.
 
@tchrist did you just get another hat?
 
The levers are at your disposal, too, you know.
 
2:52 AM
I don't know.
@tchrist That's it?
 
Damn it, I want it to run before the delete grace runs out.
@KitFox Apparently. How lame is that?
 
How did you figure it out?
Or did someone else?
 
Somebody else did.
Et voilà, I just erased the evidence! HEHEHEHEH
 
If you commented on EL&U, I can nuke it for you.
Oh.
 
That’ll keep ’em guessin’. :)
I left false crumbs, but it’s pretty easy now that the word is out.
 
2:56 AM
Except the chat trollers will pick it up.
Who figured it out?
 
Somebody on Meta.
 
I would find that really annoying.
How long does the script take to run?
 
Well, I kept making and deleting comments.
Maybe 5m.
Or I was just lucky.
 

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