Reasons why I'm NOT voting for each candidate.
Ideasman42 has been awarded third place for Least Active Moderator on the site. On the rare occasion when he does come online, he closes my perfectly valid questions as Bug Reports!!!
NoviceInDisguise beat me at a competition that I chose the topic for.
Gandalf3 is a wizard, and does not need a ban hammer. His staff is powerful enough already.
David uses a far to unimaginative username, and knows much too little about the site, for he never could figure out how to change his avatar.