Maid Café (メイド喫茶)

senshin

4:00 PM

@Frosteeze Well, I'm a programmer by employment, but I'm not terribly good at it.

Frosteeze

oh well, I don't think anyone here is good at programming ;D

Lucas Henrique

@ton.yeung like Hakase heh

@Frosteeze at least with me, you're right

Eric

@Frosteeze how do i computer

what's an eye-pad?

Frosteeze

@Eric download more RAM

Yuuki

@Frosteeze Programming? Is that fancy speak for "Google"?

Gao

4:03 PM

what is the interweb, seriously?

Google is a browser

Maroon

Or, "how do I delete system32 to make my computer faster?"

Lucas Henrique

!!tell 22526985 google interweb

HoiHoi-san

@Gao My pocket dictionary just isn't good enough for you.

@Gao ssb.inter.edu:8000/PROD/twbkwbis.P_WWWLogin ; urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=interweb ; en.wiktionary.org/wiki/interweb

Lucas Henrique

fuck

Taisho

Lucas Henrique

4:09 PM

!!listcommands

HoiHoi-san

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Unihedron

I'm not a programmer but I want to become one :(

nhahtdh

In the 10 months I'm working at my current company, I have contributed like 1-2 of code to the code base, lol

Lucas Henrique

@Unihedron download some language's libs, drink a lot of coffee, eat pizza (at night) and become a Google's slave

nhahtdh

I'm mostly researching new feature ~_~

Unihedron

4:11 PM

@LucasHenrique I tried that with new languages but I end up crunching my own sanity

Lucas Henrique

@Unihedron sanity? what does that mean?

Gao

@LucasHenrique eat spaghetti (at work)

Frosteeze

@Unihedron dont you have like thousands of points in SO?

Unihedron

hi @Gao!

Frosteeze

you're a programmer even if you're not employed

you're just not an employed programmer lol

Unihedron

4:13 PM

@Frosteeze yeah but over 300 score comes from solely [regex]

Gao

@Unihedron hello @Unihedron!

Unihedron

At least I have better people to look up to ^^

Lucas Henrique

Unihedron, Earth, Alpha Centauri

7.1k 10 29 51

how... can... you...

Unihedron

i've been losing more rep than I gain lately

downvoting too much stuffs

Gao

too much crabs

Unihedron

4:16 PM

it's a lobster

I think

@LucasHenrique who are you looking at?

Ero Sɘnnin

woah @Uni

Gao

hmm about your avatar, is the blue the eye?

Lucas Henrique

I want to reset my SO account

Unihedron

supposedly the avatar is a Minecraft character whose hair covers an eye

but I don't know why I use it actually

in The SO Tavern (Free Snacks) on Stack Overflow Chat, Apr 6 at 13:50, by Sam

... okay. So Uni's avatar is just a pixelised head of some random guy.

it's not even the head of my minecraft character

Ero Sɘnnin

so that blue is the left eye or the right eye?

or the the third?

Unihedron

4:19 PM

I suppose it's the left eye.

Gao

the lobster is not pixelised!

Ero Sɘnnin

oic

Lucas Henrique

@EroSɘnnin the third. The lobster has his 2 eyes already

Unihedron

winterbash2014.stackexchange.com

^ I kept my hat after winterbash ^^

in Tcl on Stack Overflow Chat, Dec 15 '14 at 17:18, by Unihedro

The hat I am wearing in the avatar was obtained in the Winterbash 2014 event, which is a Stack Exchange tradition. I exceptionally liked the hat because it is easy to get, and its requirement was to downvote five posts; Being a frequent downvoter, I found a huge bond with the hat and wore it during the season.

I feel famous having someone quote my speech, even though the person is me myself.

nhahtdh

-_-

Yuuki

4:22 PM

Lucas Henrique

@Uni I'm rude, you're not getting me to answer you

Unihedron

k

Yuuki

@ton.yeung Those are river otters, I think.

Lucas Henrique

Another full Rocket League game.

►

that's cool

Yuuki

I like how the one on the left is all, "This is my life now."

Lucas Henrique

4:26 PM

man, I don't find animals cute at all

Am I sick?

Unihedron

why not?

Lucas Henrique

@Unihedron I don't know. Don't have a reason at all

I can only find humans cute

Maroon

@LucasHenrique: I had absolutely no qualms watching some cute animal getting killed back when I had to sit through biology

Lucas Henrique

@ton.yeung that's funny

but not cute at all

I would say stupid

Unihedron

@LucasHenrique you've aged so much and soaked in poor reality that you feel stupid just to enjoy the lovely things in life

Yuuki

4:28 PM

Unihedron

:(

Gao

2D animals > 3D animals

Lucas Henrique

@Gao indeed

2D > 3D

(flamewars)

Gao

2 > 3

Lucas Henrique

2-3>0

Gao

4:29 PM

Q.E.D.

Lucas Henrique

-1 > 0

Maroon

@ton.yeung: I have nothing particularly pressing to do at the moment (which tbh is probably a bad thing)

Taisho

Lucas Henrique

@Maroon so you're a girl?

Yuuki

@LucasHenrique A computer set-up?

nhahtdh

4:32 PM

=_="

Lucas Henrique

@ton.yeung ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yuuki

Power supply on the bottom rack and a mobo on the top.

Frosteeze

a wooden encasing for a computer huh

now you're hardcore (and flammable)

Maroon

@ton.yeung: I'm a student, so I'm on vacation at the moment. I got screwed over for a bunch of personal reasons this year, so I don't have any research/etc. work at the moment.

Ero Sɘnnin

why we hav no gurls in chat?

Gao

4:33 PM

@ton.yeung What? Didn't she herself said she was a gal?

Maroon

There are a bunch of things I probably should get to, but they're too unstructured and ambiguous.

Yuuki

@Frosteeze It has a temperature monitor and is water-cooled, judging from the hoses.

Gao

can't believe things on the internet

Yuuki

@EroSɘnnin Because your name is Ero Sennin.

Ero Sɘnnin

@ton.yeung damn.

Lucas Henrique

4:34 PM

almost like that, I think

Ero Sɘnnin

@Yuuki Neoh. Its Ero Sɘnnin ... works both way

Maroon

@ton.yeung: nope -- bored undergrad who has / used to have grad school ambitions.

Lucas Henrique

@ton I was going to finish the sentence

"so you're a girl? ton really said that from time to time girls come here"

gimma break bruh

Maroon

@LucasHenrique: I don't think I've noticed any others though, at least in chat.

(Though I also don't come here that much, so idk)

Yuuki

One of my favorite commonly-used Reddit sayings: "Is your (significant other) single?"

Unihedron

4:37 PM

don't be harsh, be nice to people

Lucas Henrique

@Maroon I come here almost everyday, so I can say, yes, it's rare to see girls around

Unihedron

:/

you have a point

Lucas Henrique

someone who plays osu! here?

Gao

probably the only person i want to be harsh to is my boss

Lucas Henrique

@ton.yeung plays

Ero Sɘnnin

4:40 PM

@Gao but you cant (?)

Lucas Henrique

@EroSɘnnin probably

Gao

just don't be too nice to him

heh, drawing detailed flowcharts using excel is not much fun

Unihedron

so sorry :(

Lucas Henrique

@Gao wont you play osu! anymore?

Gao

@LucasHenrique I've never played osu!

Lucas Henrique

4:45 PM

@Gao what? But you...

ok

Gao

maybe i should try to convince my company to upgrade from xp and buy some licenses to visio 2013, or are there better software at drawing flowcharts?

nhahtdh

Lucas Henrique

I know some of your guys (which are not from Japan) learned Japanese. What are the first steps to learn it?

I'm already trying to get Hiragana and Katakana

nhahtdh

Hmm... What I posted is rather risque actually...

Gao

@nhahtdh lol

nhahtdh

4:47 PM

From shimoseka's official website

Sakamoto

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Q: Hibike! Euphonium: Crescent Moon Dance Sheet Music

I hope this is not too off topic, but I recently watched Hibike! Euphonium (Sound! Euphonium), and I was wondering if anybody knows where I can find sheet music for the piece that they play in the competition. Specifically, I'm looking for Crescent Moon Dance by Namie Horikawa (I don't know if th...

music

Tiago Coelho

Hentai ?<3

Gao

@ton.yeung looks great, now i need to ask for a computer that can actually connect to the internet

Tiago Coelho

<3

HoiHoi-san

@tiago Welcome to the Maid Café! The only rule is to be nice.Welcome back, my Master! お帰りなさいませ、ご主人様! We're now serving the Animu & Mangos with a side of Moé. Sit back and relax with general chat for anime.stackexchange.com

Tiago Coelho

4:50 PM

cant talk about hentai ?

;_; ?

Gao

@ton.yeung draw? libre office can't compete with ms office seriously

@ton.yeung that's too slow and manual, visio clearly wins here

Tiago Coelho

<3 hentai

Lucas Henrique

@Tiago actually I saw some of your old messages, you're always talking about hentai

quit it bro

nhahtdh

【打ち込み音源】三日月の舞（響け！ユーフォニアム劇中歌）

►

Tiago Coelho

<3 go leave for naruto world

guys <3

Unihedron

4:52 PM

phew

Tiago Coelho

hentai <3

Gao

@ton.yeung i can get excel, so draw is nothing different from excel, only slightly worse features, i think

Unihedron

that's what I'm talking about

Tiago Coelho

go eat hentai

Unihedron

if there's something I'm good at, it's chess

Ero Sɘnnin

4:53 PM

do we have chess.se or anything similar?

Mysticial

@Unihedron I take that back. I was living off my parents until about 2 months ago. Having a job doesn't mean you don't live off your parents.

Lucas Henrique

I need a free online anime game

now

gimme some title

Unihedron

@EroSɘnnin yes

@Mysticial aww :(

Maroon

@EroSɘnnin: I think there's either a chess one or a "board and card games" one?

nhahtdh

@Mysticial There is no problem with that, imo

HoiHoi-san

4:54 PM

@LucasHenrique freeonlinegames.com ; addictinggames.com ; bigfishgames.com/online-games

Unihedron

that's fine, it's easier with parents

Lucas Henrique

@ton.yeung anime

Unihedron

@ton.yeung I guess it's not for everyone :)

Lucas Henrique

I want something good

Mysticial

@nhahtdh Exactly. It's the only thing that makes sense in the Bay Area.

HoiHoi-san

4:55 PM

@LucasHenrique pcgamer.com/the-best-free-online-games-on-pc ; addictinggames.com ; kongregate.com/top-rated-games

Lucas Henrique

My cousin started bothering me to play smething

Maroon

Yup, there's a dedicated chess one.

Lucas Henrique

@ton.yeung anime²

'-'

Ero Sɘnnin

Yeah. I didn't notice that

Tiago Coelho

hentai guys!

Ero Sɘnnin

4:56 PM

naah

Lucas Henrique

@ton let him have one more chance

like me :)

(let him or let he? I'm not this good at English, actually)

Unihedron

@ton.yeung please do, he has history

Ero Sɘnnin

@LucasHenrique him

Unihedron

now you're seriously ticking me off

Tiago Coelho

<3

Mysticial

4:59 PM

What the fuck?

Unihedron

halp me myst!

Ero Sɘnnin

hallo @Rainbolt

Gao

@Mysticial It's the only thing that makes sense if I want to actually save up a little money.

Rainbolt

@EroSɘnnin Hello

Mysticial

Oh I see. I've been so out of it that I didn't realize he was a persistent troll.

Unihedron

5:01 PM

and not just in this room

Rainbolt

These are petty insults. No girlfriend? Cry kid? You shouldn't even acknowledge that these things have been said.

Just flag and don't respond

Yes, captain!

FLAG ARMY, GO!

Ohai :D

Asada!

5:03 PM

o/

Lucas Henrique

@AsadaShino hallo!

nhahtdh

響け!ユーフォニアムより「愛を見つけた場所」

►

Boni Tea

Oh. I didn't know Mystical hangs out around here.

Unihedron

i'm going to disappear now

Lucas Henrique

@nhahtdh romanization please u_u

Mysticial

5:04 PM

@BoniTea I do. But I've just been busy lately.

Lucas Henrique

@Unihedron Unihedron has fainted!

nhahtdh

@LucasHenrique From Hibiki Euphonium: Ai wo Mitsuketa Basho

Lucas Henrique

@nhahtdh cool

I'm composing a music

Do you want to see it?

Gao

@Unihedron Into the Unihedron dimension.

nhahtdh

2015課題曲Ⅳ　マーチ「プロヴァンスの風」／田坂直樹

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The first song in the competition in the final episode of Eupho

Gao

5:06 PM

@LucasHenrique If you drew the score with musescore or lilypond, then yes

Unihedron

@Gao My imagination ran wild when you named the Unihedron dimension, lol

Gao

@Unihedron Like interdimension travels?

Unihedron

ya!

Gao

Woah did that @Math guy came from your @Unihedron dimension?

Hello

Lucas Henrique

@Math volte às suas raízes BR!

Math

5:09 PM

Hello!

Unihedron

I'm not sure but that's a sick tee shirt

Gao

3 mods in the room now, JNat summoned you?

Math

I'm a chat room traveller

Lucas Henrique

@Gao by hand

Unihedron

And I want it :D

Lucas Henrique

5:10 PM

@Unihedron He's also a mod

he's amazing!

Unihedron

@Math I want your tee shirt in avatar!

Ero Sɘnnin

@Gao Must have been our previous summoning experiment

Math

yeah, I was one of the first to receive the SOpt t shirt :)

Unihedron

:O no way

that's ultra rare!!!

Math

@Unihedron I guess that there's no room for a t shrit in your avatar :(

Lucas Henrique

5:11 PM

@Unihedron I told you he's amazing

Unihedron

I want it in the dimension outside the computer network known as overworld alpha.

Math

@LucasHenrique where you folks talking about me? :)

Lucas Henrique

@Math kinda :P

Math

@Unihedron hum.. help me teleport to there, so I can lend you for a while :P

Unihedron

I'll work on it, but the manual to setting up teleportation is 5 TB in size, it'd take eight days to read em all and figure out how to :(

Lucas Henrique

5:14 PM

@uni you know I'm also amazing, so I'll make you a tee shirt

Unihedron

:O fer realz?

Lucas Henrique

6

there you go

Math

ROFL!

Gao

@LucasHenrique sure, but once you upload it's cc, maybe?

Unihedron

omg it looks so epic

But why does it look like it's done in Paint in under five seconds? Oh wait! It doesn't matter.

It's awesome!!! :D

Gao

5:16 PM

Paint? Where's your Gimp?

Unihedron

I have photoshop but I'm too stupid to use it properly, so I use paint

Lucas Henrique

@Unihedron I actually made it in 10 seconds, for real

where are you guys from? (again)

Math

Brazil o/

Lucas Henrique

come on @Math, you know I'm asking it for you :P

Unihedron

AC

Math

5:19 PM

hahaha. yes I'm curious

Gao

@Unihedron I'm with you

Unihedron

:D

Math

what is AC?

or where...

Unihedron

Alpha Centauri

Alpha Centauri (α Cen); also known as Rigil Kent (/ˈraɪdʒəl ˈkɛnt/) or Toliman, is the brightest star in the southern constellation of Centaurus and the third brightest star in the night sky. The Alpha Centauri system is located 1.34 parsecs or 4.37 light-years from the Sun, making it the closest star system to our Solar System. Although it appears to the unaided eye as a single object, Alpha Centauri is actually a binary star system (designated Alpha Centauri AB or α Cen AB) whose combined visual magnitude of −0.27 makes it the third brightest star (other than the Sun) seen from Earth after the...

Math

wow

Lucas Henrique

5:22 PM

@Unihedron I imagine how is your internet connection

Unihedron

I'm on Earth right now.

You asked where I'm from, not really where I'm chatting from. :D

I'm living in HKSAR (Hong Kong), which is somewhere in Asia.

Math

hum, nice.. never been there

Lucas Henrique