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Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
11:23 AM
!!/formulaone
@PauloCereda Command formulaone does not exist.
!!/formulaone
@PauloCereda Command formulaone does not exist.
!!/formulaone
@PauloCereda FIA post-qualifying press conference - Brazil
Maldonado handed 10-place grid penalty
Qualifying - Hamilton on pole for title decider in Brazil
Qualifying - selected team and driver quotes
Final practice - Button pips Vettel at Interlagos
FIA Friday press conference - Brazil
Friday practice - selected team and driver quotes
Practice Two - Hamilton stays ahead for McLaren in Brazil
Practice One - Hamilton sets Sao Paulo standard
Pic moves from Marussia to Caterham for 2013
Gutierrez lands 2013 race drive with Sauber
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
11:42 AM
!!/eightball
@PauloCereda You need to ask a question!
!/eightball Will Hamilton win today?
!!/eightball Will Hamilton win today?
@PauloCereda As I see it, yes.
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
12:02 PM
!!/ctannews
@PauloCereda CTAN Update: etoc
CTAN Update: disser
CTAN Update: fileinfo
CTAN package update(s): newtx
New on CTAN: garamondx
CTAN Update: dowith
New on CTAN: etoc
CTAN update: libertine
CTAN update: glossaries
CTAN update: pst-plot
CTAN update: pst-barcode
New on CTAN: babel-alpha
CTAN Update: eLedmac/eledpar
CTAN Update: Junicode
CTAN update: pst-solides3d
CTAN update: beamer
CTAN update: latexmk
CTAN update: annot_pro
CTAN update: newunicodechar
New CTAN package: The mkstmpdad Bundle
New on CTAN: pdftricks2
 
 
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Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
1:08 PM
!!/listcommands
@PauloCereda Available commands: help, listen, eval, live, die, refresh, forget, ban, unban, regex, jquery, choose, user, listcommands, purgecommands, define, norris, cricket, formulaone, ctannews, urban, texdef, eightball, parse, tell, mdn, get, nudge, ring, roll, spec, todo, convert, stat, google, beautify, undo, hang, learn
!!/beautify 7002027 [language=js]
@PauloCereda Fetches and beautifies a message containing html, css or js. /beautify msgid [lang=js]
!!/beautify [language=js]
@PauloCereda 404 Message [language=js] Not Found
 
 
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Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
3:54 PM
@egreg: welcome to the sandbox! :) You now have write access. :)
 
egreg
egreg
!!/eightball Will this be useful?
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
@egreg It is certain.
 
egreg
egreg
!!/eightball Why did I get three downvotes for a good answer?
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
@egreg Without a doubt.
 
egreg
egreg
!!/norris
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
4:00 PM
@egreg When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
4:18 PM
@egreg: most of these commands are already part of the bot itself. I might disable some of them. :)
I implemented texdef, eightball, cricket and formulaone.
 
egreg
egreg
!!/ban
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
@egreg I'm afraid I can't let you do that, egreg
 
egreg
egreg
!!/ctannews
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
@egreg CTAN Update: etoc
CTAN Update: disser
CTAN Update: fileinfo
CTAN package update(s): newtx
New on CTAN: garamondx
CTAN Update: dowith
New on CTAN: etoc
CTAN update: libertine
CTAN update: glossaries
CTAN update: pst-plot
CTAN update: pst-barcode
New on CTAN: babel-alpha
CTAN Update: eLedmac/eledpar
CTAN Update: Junicode
CTAN update: pst-solides3d
CTAN update: beamer
CTAN update: latexmk
CTAN update: annot_pro
CTAN update: newunicodechar
New CTAN package: The mkstmpdad Bundle
New on CTAN: pdftricks2
I could include the date too.
:)
!!/ctannews
@PauloCereda CTAN Update: etoc(Sun, 25 Nov 2012 11:25:30 GMT)
CTAN Update: disser(Sun, 25 Nov 2012 11:13:21 GMT)
CTAN Update: fileinfo(Sun, 25 Nov 2012 11:12:31 GMT)
CTAN package update(s): newtx(Thu, 22 Nov 2012 17:11:54 GMT)
New on CTAN: garamondx(Thu, 22 Nov 2012 17:09:52 GMT)
CTAN Update: dowith(Thu, 22 Nov 2012 07:42:48 GMT)
New on CTAN: etoc(Wed, 21 Nov 2012 05:24:32 GMT)
CTAN update: libertine(Tue, 20 Nov 2012 11:39:57 GMT)
CTAN update: glossaries(Tue, 20 Nov 2012 11:32:17 GMT)
CTAN update: pst-plot(Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:29:30 GMT)
oops I need a space. :)
!!/ctannews
@PauloCereda CTAN Update: etoc (Sun, 25 Nov 2012 11:25:30 GMT)
CTAN Update: disser (Sun, 25 Nov 2012 11:13:21 GMT)
CTAN Update: fileinfo (Sun, 25 Nov 2012 11:12:31 GMT)
CTAN package update(s): newtx (Thu, 22 Nov 2012 17:11:54 GMT)
New on CTAN: garamondx (Thu, 22 Nov 2012 17:09:52 GMT)
CTAN Update: dowith (Thu, 22 Nov 2012 07:42:48 GMT)
New on CTAN: etoc (Wed, 21 Nov 2012 05:24:32 GMT)
CTAN update: libertine (Tue, 20 Nov 2012 11:39:57 GMT)
CTAN update: glossaries (Tue, 20 Nov 2012 11:32:17 GMT)
CTAN update: pst-plot (Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:29:30 GMT)
!!/formulaone
@PauloCereda Qualifying - Hamilton on pole for title decider in Brazil
Paddock Postcard from Sao Paulo
Infiniti to become Red Bull Racing title sponsor
FIA post-qualifying press conference - Brazil
Maldonado handed 10-place grid penalty
Qualifying - selected team and driver quotes
Final practice - Button pips Vettel at Interlagos
FIA Friday press conference - Brazil
Friday practice - selected team and driver quotes
Practice Two - Hamilton stays ahead for McLaren in Brazil
Practice One - Hamilton sets Sao Paulo standard
 
egreg
egreg
4:35 PM
@PauloCereda What's die for?
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
@egreg I think it "silences" the bot, while live ressurrects it. :)
!!/die
@PauloCereda You do not have permission to use the command die
Oh my, I think I need to include a list of ID's in the code.
 
egreg
egreg
@PauloCereda It will run forever!
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
@egreg :)
 
egreg
egreg
You've created a monster!
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
While I have my session opened. :)
 
egreg
egreg
4:37 PM
@PauloCereda Are you sure? :)
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
@egreg We could lure the bot to a windmill and then set fire to it. :P
@egreg Now you are scaring me. :P
 
egreg
egreg
@PauloCereda Your bot might be something like the machines in the Terminator saga. :)
Or HAL9000, maybe.
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
@egreg OH MY! :)
I'll replace the message by "Hasta la vista". :)
 
egreg
egreg
!!/eightball Is the bot you're running in similar to HAL9000?
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
@egreg It is certain.
@egreg My reply is no.
 
egreg
egreg
4:40 PM
@PauloCereda It contradicts itself!
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
@egreg: I added a message "Too busy looking for bugs in longtable" in the eightball. :P
@egreg Uh-oh. :P
!!/eightball do you use TeX?
@PauloCereda Most likely.
 
egreg
egreg
4:53 PM
!!/texdef -t latex -p tikz tikzoption
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
@egreg \tikzoption:
macro:#1->\pgfutil@ifnextchar [{\tikzoption@opt {#1}}{\tikzoption@noopt {#1}}
 
tohecz
tohecz
!!/texdef -t latex section
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
@tohecz \section:
\long macro:->\@startsection {section}{1}{\z@ }{-3.5ex \@plus -1ex \@minus -.2ex}{2.3ex \@plus .2ex}{\normalfont \Large \bfseries }
 
egreg
egreg
!!/define TeX
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
@egreg TeX: Explored by the Spanish in the 16th and 17th centuries, the region became a province of Mexico in the early 19th century. (source)
 
egreg
egreg
4:58 PM
@PauloCereda This is quite curious!
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
@egreg OMG!
 
egreg
egreg
!!/eigthball Are you on?
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
It's off. :)
Let's test something. :)
!!/die
@PauloCereda You do not have permission to use the command die
!!/commandlist
@PauloCereda Command commandlist does not exist.
!!/listcommand
@PauloCereda Command listcommand does not exist. Did you mean: listcommands
!!/listcommands
@PauloCereda Available commands: help, listen, eval, live, die, refresh, forget, ban, unban, regex, jquery, choose, user, listcommands, purgecommands, define, norris, cricket, formulaone, ctannews, urban, texdef, eightball, parse, tell, mdn, get, nudge, ring, roll, spec, todo, convert, stat, google, beautify, undo, hang, learn
!!/refresh
@PauloCereda I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Paulo Cereda
^^ NOW IT'S HAL! :P
Off again.
 
tohecz
tohecz
5:23 PM
!!/listcommands
test <!-- ahoj -->
 

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