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Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
6:23 PM
!!/norris
@PauloCereda When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
!!/texdef
@PauloCereda texdef requires an argument, ask Martin Scharrer. :)
!!/texdef hello
!!/texdef test
!!/texdef test
!!/texdef test
!!/texdef hello
@PauloCereda undefined
!!/texdef hello
@PauloCereda undefined
!!/texdef hello
@PauloCereda meow
!!/texdef
@PauloCereda texdef requires an argument, ask Martin Scharrer. :)
!!/texdef 1 2 3
@PauloCereda meow1 2 3
!!/texdef 1 2 3 4 5 6
@PauloCereda here goes the command with the following arguments: 1 2 3 4 5 6
!!/define justice
@PauloCereda justice: The principle of moral rightness; equity. (source)
!!/urban LOL
@PauloCereda LOL The name 'Lol' is an abreviated form of the name '[Laurence]'.
!!/urban GTFO
@PauloCereda [GTFO](http://gtfo.urbanup.com/722072) An internet acronym short for "get the fuck out".

It is used to express indignation, usually towards stupidity, incompetence, or both.

It can be used in response to something that is unwelcome.
!!/get answer 1337
1
A: How can I normalize my results in perl with foreach control structure?

Brad GilbertTo do this you will need two passes over the data. #! /usr/bin/env perl use warnings; use strict; print join("\t",qw'Frag ncRNA Amount'),"\n"; my @data; my $total = 0; # parse the lines while( <> ){ my @elem = /(.+?)(?>dvex)\d_(.+)_([^._]+)[.]out[.]data[|](d+)/; next unless @ele...

!!/norris
@PauloCereda Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
!!/texdef
@PauloCereda texdef requires an argument, ask Martin Scharrer. :)
!!/texdef 1 2 3 potatoes
@PauloCereda here goes the command with the following arguments: 1 2 3 potatoes
!!/texdef 1 2 3 4
@PauloCereda here goes the command with the following arguments: 1 2 3 4
@JosephWright: this chatbot is written in Javascript and runs in my browser session. It's a project I found on GitHub, specially for SE chatrooms. :)
I'm adding more stuff to it. :)
!!/commandslist
@PauloCereda Command commandslist does not exist.
!//commandlist
 
Joseph Wright
Joseph Wright
7:00 PM
@PauloCereda Ah right
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
!!/commandlist
@PauloCereda Command commandlist does not exist.
!!/listcommands
@PauloCereda Available commands: help, listen, eval, live, die, refresh, forget, ban, unban, regex, jquery, choose, user, listcommands, purgecommands, define, norris, urban, texdef, parse, tell, mdn, get, nudge, ring, roll, spec, todo, convert, stat, google, beautify, undo, hang, learn
@JosephWright: these are the features.
!!/google arara tex
!!/convert 32C
@PauloCereda 89.6F, 305.15K
!!/urban lolwut
@PauloCereda [lolwut](http://lolwut.urbanup.com/2429348) Meaning "What?", but usually said to mean comedic indifference to whatever was said. Also, if you don't care what was being said. Useful if you are in a place you shouldn't be.

Prounounced as "lawl wut", with no pause between words.
!!/define potassium
@PauloCereda potassium: Symbol K A soft, silver-white, highly or explosively reactive metallic element that occurs in nature only in compounds. (source)
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
7:14 PM
!!/texdef
@PauloCereda texdef requires an argument, ask Martin Scharrer. :)
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
8:01 PM
!!/texdef
@PauloCereda texdef requires an argument, ask Martin Scharrer. :)
!!/texdef book
@PauloCereda
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
8:13 PM
!!/texdef -t latex -s enumerate
@PauloCereda latex.ltx, line 4545:
\def\enumerate{%
\ifnum \@enumdepth >\thr@@\@toodeep\else
\advance\@enumdepth\@ne
\edef\@enumctr{enum\romannumeral\the\@enumdepth}%
\expandafter
\list
\csname label\@enumctr\endcsname
{\usecounter\@enumctr\def\makelabel##1{\hss\llap{##1}}}%
\fi}
 
Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
8:32 PM
!!/texdef -t latex -s enumerate 
% latex.ltx, line 4545:
\def\enumerate{%
  \ifnum \@enumdepth >\thr@@\@toodeep\else
    \advance\@enumdepth\@ne
    \edef\@enumctr{enum\romannumeral\the\@enumdepth}%
      \expandafter
      \list
        \csname label\@enumctr\endcsname
        {\usecounter\@enumctr\def\makelabel##1{\hss\llap{##1}}}%
  \fi}
!!/user
!!/stat 1462474
@PauloCereda No site found for name stackexchange
 
 
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Paulo Cereda
Paulo Cereda
10:28 PM
!!/cricket
@PauloCereda Something wrong happened. Try again.
!!/cricket
@PauloCereda Something wrong happened. Try again.
!!/cricket
@PauloCereda Something wrong happened. Try again.
!!/cricket
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