I would vote to close it had I a non-binding closure vote, but I don't know on what grounds. "Unclear what you're asking" (because it doesn't define "qualify as talmidai chachomim") works, I suppose. Or maybe "primarily opinion-based" (for the same reason)? Or a custom closure reason based off of
the rule against questions that are "just a rant in disguise: '______ sucks, am I right?'".