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12:03 AM
@egreg I didn't understand a word of that, but I've also learned that some things don't need words.
 
12:19 AM
 
@DavidCarlisle He could write in English. :)
@DavidCarlisle: Commented. :)
 
 
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1:35 AM
@egreg: could you recommend me a good monospaced font? I'm trying to typeset the arara logo, but I don't know why, everything gets terribly wrong. :(
 
1:51 AM
Happy birthday, @Herbert! :)
 
@PauloCereda Trying to make a new look?
 
@PauloCereda one of my favorites when I can use anti-aliasing: levien.com/type/myfonts/inconsolata.html
user image
2
(bottom line just for fun, do you see the two birds? :-) )
 
2:15 AM
@PaulGessler That's actually super neat—I wonder if you can find a font where it is even more pronounced
 
@SeanAllred it's quite possible there is one. Unfortunately the birds look more like toucans than parrots... :-)
And sadly I don't think it would be suitable as a logotype because the word becomes much too hard to read. :(
 
@PaulGessler Yeah, as I'm looking at it now, pronouncing the bird aspect would distract too much
 
 
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8:13 AM
\documentclass[convert]{standalone}
\usepackage{fontspec}
\setmainfont{OxygenMono-Regular.otf}
\begin{document}
    	\huge\%\,a\kern-.08em r\kern-.08em a\kern-.08em r\kern-.08em a
\end{document}`
 
8:26 AM
@PaulGessler I see @Paulo's fav shape there: a heart ;)
 
 
1 hour later…
9:49 AM
@SeanAllred Actually no, I just wanted the ASCII logo to appear correct in the documentation. :)
@PaulGessler ooh there are two birds! :)
@tohecz <3
 
@PauloCereda :)
@PauloCereda there're three of them: two crows and an arara :)
 
@tohecz nevernore :P
Oh that's a raven. :)
 
10:06 AM
@PaulGessler The minutely kerned logo is just marvelous
 
10:17 AM
I was expecting all glyphs to have the same width, but when I try
  __ _ _ __ __ _ _ __ __ _
 / _` | '__/ _` | '__/ _` |
| (_| | | | (_| | | | (_| |
 \__,_|_|  \__,_|_|  \__,_|
inside a listings or a verbatim environment, everything gets terribly wrong. :P
@Manuel I strive for typographic excellence — David Carlisle 21 hours ago
 
@PauloCereda Maybe basewidth={.5em,0.5em} would come in handy. As it shows for me:
 
@AndreaL. OMG!
How did you do this? Do tell, please please please pretty please with sugar on top. :)
 
@PauloCereda Hehehe, ;) I'm currently formatting the lstlisting options that I'm using, hang a liitle on...
\lstset{%
	numbers=left,
	flexiblecolumns=true,
	numberstyle=\scriptsize\color{gray}\sffamily,
	stepnumber=1,
	numbersep=8pt,
	backgroundcolor=\color{Lgray},
	keywordstyle=\color{blue},
	commentstyle=\color{gray}\itshape,
	stringstyle=\color{mauve},
    showspaces=false,
	showstringspaces=false,
	showtabs=false,
	rulecolor=\color{gray},
	frame=single,
	basewidth={.5em,0.5em},
	tabsize=2,
	captionpos=b,
	breaklines=true,
	breakatwhitespace=false,
	preset={\abovedisplayskip1pt},%
}
 
@PauloCereda Are we doing arara jokes again?
 
@percusse Yes please. :)
 
10:28 AM
OK no problem
 
@AndreaL. Thank you! <3
@percusse OMG
 
<insert lady gaga joke here>
 
@PauloCereda You're welcome ;)
 
@percusse The sad part is, I'm reading the table to the tune of Bad romance.
 
@PauloCereda That's the intention. Subliminal poisoning
 
10:29 AM
@percusse I wub you sir.
 
@percusse Mendeleev is screaming :)
 
@AndreaL. Nevermind him. He is so 1900s
 
!!/answer Lady Gaga songs
Psmith, the TeX bot, in fixed font mode:

music works | with | composer | Lady Gaga  (musician, etc.)
Again Again  |  Alejandro  |  Americano  |  Applause  |  Bad Kids  |  Bad Romance  |  Beautiful, Dirty, Rich  |  Black Jesus dagger Amen Fashion  |  Bloody Mary  |  Born This Way  |  Boys Boys Boys  |  Brown Eyes  |  Dance in the Dark  |  Disco Heaven  |  Do What U Want  |  Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)  |  Electric Chapel  |  Fashion of His Love  |  Government Hooker  |  Gypsy  |  ...   (total: 45)
 
@AndreaL. LOL
 
@percusse Freebies! :)
 
Good maen
 
Some of them are really blindingly ugly
@PauloCereda It's for inspiration.
Then we can TikZ dem letterz
 
@ChristianHupfer 'allo! Wie geht's?
@percusse ooh
 
@percusse The example phrases shown are... uhm... characteristic (as example FF OCR-F®'s one)
 
10:36 AM
@PauloCereda: You're omitting the h letters again :-P How are you?
 
@AndreaL. You can type your custom text above. Type arara and click fit to width
 
@ChristianHupfer I never make mistaeks. :)
 
@percusse ooh Got It, my bad I've misunderstood ;)
 
!!/answer tell me a joke
Psmith, the TeX bot, in fixed font mode:

Tell me a joke.
Q: What's purple, commutes, and is worshipped by a limited number of people?  A: A finitely-venerated Abelian grape.
(according to what passes for mathematical humor (my favorite sub-genre), drawn from several sources but primarily from P. Renteln and A. Dundes in their paper "Sampling of Mathematical Folk Humor" in Notices of the American Mathematical Society, vol. 52, pp. 24-34, 2005)
 
that sucked out my life energy
 
10:39 AM
@percusse Emergency vodka, sir. :)
 
@PauloCereda: Bad taste jokes :D
 
!!/answer tell me a joke
Psmith, the TeX bot, in fixed font mode:

Tell me a joke.
Q: What is the volume of a pizza of thickness a and radius z?  A: pi z z a.
(according to what passes for mathematical humor (my favorite sub-genre), drawn from several sources but primarily from P. Renteln and A. Dundes in their paper "Sampling of Mathematical Folk Humor" in Notices of the American Mathematical Society, vol. 52, pp. 24-34, 2005)
 
@PauloCereda: I know that pizza one
 
!!/eightball Do you only know bas jokes, Psmith?
@PauloCereda Psmith, the TeX bot: The great 8-ball says: are we there yet?
Stupid bot.
 
!!/answer Can you tell me π backwards?
 
10:41 AM
@PauloCereda: Another one: The cosine function parties in its house. The sine function knocks at the door and asks, whether it's invited too. The cosine function answers: Only if you can integrate yourself ;-)
 
Psmith, the TeX bot, in fixed font mode:

pi
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058...
pi is a transcendental number
[3; 7, 15, 1, 292, 1, 1, 1, 2, 1, 3, 1, 14, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1, 84, 2, 1, 1, 15, ...]
pi = 180 °
pi = -i log(-1)
pi = cos^(-1)(-1)
pi = 4 sum_(k=0)^infinity (-1)^k/(2 k+1)
pi = -2+2 sum_(k=1)^infinity 2^k/(binomial(2 k, k))
pi = sum_(k=0)^infinity (50 k-6)/(2^k binomial(3 k, k))
pi = 2 integral_0^infinity 1/(t^2+1) dt
pi = 4 integral_0^1 sqrt(1-t^2) dt
pi = 2 integral_0^infinity (sin(t))/t dt
@ChristianHupfer o.O
 
@PauloCereda: Another bad math joke (it works best in German): What's the most popular movie for mathematicians?
 
@ChristianHupfer Dunno. :)
 
@PauloCereda: The silence of the Lemma(s) ;-)
 
@ChristianHupfer o.O
LOL
!!/translate from en to de lemma
@PauloCereda Psmith, the TeX bot: Lemma
Wow.
!!/translate from en to de I like ducks.
@PauloCereda Psmith, the TeX bot: Ich mag Enten.
 
10:48 AM
!!/answer Scopperloit
 
Psmith, the TeX bot, in fixed font mode:

Query was not understood, no results available.
 
Hahaha, pwned mr-know-it-all.
 
Wolfram Shmolfram
 
!!/eightball Do you like Stephen Wolfram?
@PauloCereda Psmith, the TeX bot: The great 8-ball says: youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
 
10:50 AM
Nope not gonna click that....
 
@PauloCereda Ooh you... I clicked that
 
@percusse You chose wisely. :)
 
@PauloCereda: A final one... two mathematicians go to bar, arguing: "No one outside of university knows math!" -- "I don't think so!" The first one goes to the lavatory, the second one says to the waitress:
@PauloCereda: "If you are asked what is the integral of x^2dx you will say 1/3 x^3" ... The waitress is confused but nodes.
@PauloCereda: The first one returns and the second one asks the waitress about the integral, she answers as requested. The first mathematician: "Amazing!!!!". The waitress shakes the head and adds: "+C"
 
@ChristianHupfer ooh a constant!
@AndreaL. <3
!!/eightball Am I funny?
@PauloCereda Psmith, the TeX bot: The great 8-ball says: most likely.
awwww
 
@PauloCereda: "Das Schweiger der Lämmer" sounds like "Das Schweigen der Lemma" (Silence of the lemma) ;-)
 
10:53 AM
@ChristianHupfer :)
 
@PauloCereda: The great-8-ball does not tell the truth
 
@PauloCereda Oh, I almost forgot, if you want to see the coloured version of the arara symbol, it's here
 
@AndreaL. LOL
Got me. :)
 
@AndreaL. Paulo rickrolled me so much so that I can smell it :)
 
@PauloCereda Yay! ;)
 
10:54 AM
I think Germans are protected against rickrolling because of GEMA.
 
@PauloCereda: I don't know, I did not try
 
!!/eightball Should Christian try? :)
@PauloCereda Psmith, the TeX bot: The great 8-ball says: no way.
o.O
 
Have you ever seen some style that makes theorems look like this ?
I especially am interseted in something that can make
\begin{thm}[Rational Zeros Theorem]....\end{theorem}
look like that
 
@PauloCereda: Till later
 
@ChristianHupfer Aye aye captain! :)
 
10:57 AM
@PauloCereda: Mr. Worf, engage! :D
 
@Kasper Looks like standard theorem from amsthm
 
@Kasper there's a way how to tweak amsthm to do that
 
@Kasper Shameless plug
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A: Non italic text in theorems, definitions, examples

percusseThe amsthm package has the option to define the custom theorem environment from scratch as stated in the manual (I am copying for the convenience) \newtheoremstyle{note}% <name> {3pt}% <Space above> {3pt}% <Space below> {}% <Body font> {}% <Indent amount> {\itshape}% <Theorem head font> {:}% <Pu...

 
@percusse but that is for the text after the theorem right ? I don't want the text after theorem to be upshape, I want to make a custom theorem, that replaces the "Theorem" text in boldface, but still has a number
 
@Kasper A MWE only adressing the naming
\documentclass{article}
\usepackage{amsthm}
\newtheoremstyle{mystyle}%                % Name
  {}%                                     % Space above
  {}%                                     % Space below
  {\itshape}%                                     % Body font
  {}%                                     % Indent amount
  {\bfseries}%                            % Theorem head font
  {.}%                                    % Punctuation after theorem head
  { }%                                    % Space after theorem head, ' ', or \newline
 
11:07 AM
@Kasper and this is what you want I think:
\documentclass{article}

\usepackage{amsthm}

\newtheoremstyle{mythm}% <name>
{3pt}% <Space above>
{3pt}% <Space below>
{}% <Body font>
{}% <Indent amount>
{\bfseries}% <Theorem head font>
{.\newline}% <Punctuation after theorem head>
{.5em}% <Space after theorem headi>
{}% <Theorem head spec (can be left empty, meaning `normal')>

\theoremstyle{mythm}
\newtheorem{theorem}{Theorem}

\begin{document}

\begin{theorem}[My least famous theorem]
Blabla.
\end{theorem}

\begin{theorem}
More blabla.
\end{theorem}
 
@Kasper Oops doesn't work with empty note. Hang on
 
@Kasper ah I lost there are two strange things, not only one!
 
@percusse One note, I also use \swapnumbers already for normal theorems
 
@Kasper Yes, it will take some time, I'm at work. But you can cook up whatever you want with the last argument
I'll check later .
See you for now
 
@percusse ah okay, will see what I can do with your code, thanks for your time!
 
11:34 AM
@percusse headspec doesn't seem to work when I use \swapnumbers
 
11:52 AM
I think I've got it !

{\def\temp{#3}\ifx\temp\empty\thmnumber{#2 }\thmname{#1}\else\thmnumber{#2}\thmnote{ #3}\fi}
 
hi, I have the above problem
how I can fix it
 
12:11 PM
@barznjy click ok or continue in order to install
 
@LaRiFaRi that is the problem, it looks like it doesn't install, everytime I receive the same error
 
MiKTeX?
 
TexMaker
 
no, your distribution
MiKTeX or TexLive?
 
MikTeX
 
12:14 PM
Btw. Subfigure is not the newest stuff. Do you really need it? tex.stackexchange.com/q/144782
 
Yes, please. I need it. How I can get it?
 
start-programms-Miktex 2.9 - Maintenance - PackageManager
does that path or similar exist?
D:\MiKTeX\miktex\bin\mpm.exe or similar, if it doesn't
 
I have only two folders in this directory
D:\TeX\MiKTeX\
texmf and texmf-local
 
the start menu path does not exist? are you on XP or 7?
 
7
 
12:21 PM
ok, then hit the windows key and type "package manager". There should appear a blue symbol "Package Manager" and maybe a second one "Package Manager (Admin)". Please click on the first one
 
OK
 
Found it? Great. In the top area under "Name:" type "sibfigure" and hit Enter
Right click on the package from 2005-05-04 and click "install"
 
subfigure
OK, I have that
 
@barznjy If you have installed MikTeX for yourself but not for All users
Then right click your editor and run it as an administrator
Then MikTeX will comply
and install the package
Stupid windoze
It's a common user access nonsense
Or right click to package manager and run it as admin
 
12:25 PM
you have to update to 2.9
 
Ooooh... Join us in the 21st century with 2.9 :P
 
@percusse :)
 
hhhhhh, I am not the admin on this computer
 
I would recommend to unsinstall everything related to MiKTEX (not TeXmaker) and install 2.9 for all users but as user-mode, not admin-mode
 
@barznjy Then tough luck. You can try MikTeX portable or install it to your user folder if access available
 
12:27 PM
See here, if you get the possibility to install something: tex.stackexchange.com/a/67713
 
@percusse could you please tell me the download link of the full (complete) MikTeX portable ?
 
@barznjy You can follow the instructions on miktex.org/portable
 
for now, you can try to put the sty file in your project folder. Next to main.tex ctan.org/tex-archive/obsolete/macros/latex/contrib/subfigure
 
for 64 bit please
 
download the .dtx there, and run pdflatex subfigure.dtx. This will compile that package and create the missing sty
 
12:28 PM
windows 7 64 bit
 
@barznjy tex.stackexchange.com/q/2063 is good explained
 
@barznjy Oh now I realized. Why do you need subfigure?
Don't use it anyway if it is your document
 
@percusse why? what is the other option?
 
subcaption
@barznjy Which documentclass do you use?
 
IEEE
 
12:37 PM
Well, then you have the right person here in chat :-). See percusse's answer tex.stackexchange.com/a/113494
I am off. Good luck to you!
 
@Kasper Ah cool.
 
Thanks for everyone
 
@barznjy The regular IEEEtran template doesn't need subfigure. Do you want to use it?
 
Yes
 
Long story short, subfigure is deprecated and replaced by subfig but that is also not maintened since 2005 if i remember correctly. So subcaption is a very nice alternative.
 
12:40 PM
Ok, I will change this.
 
It is built on top of caption package. And IEEE complains about it when used but nevermind that.
In the linked answer, I've tamed it to look like the original IEEE caption.
And published with it on IEEE CST.
Also keep in mind that they will not use your TeX file for publishing. A copy editor will convert everything to their internal stuff. And you will be asked to annotate on the resulting PDF. You won't be doing anything related to TeX after the acceptance.
Hence, if it looks OK it is enough. That's why you can use that link.
 
I understand. actually, I got very good information today
many thanks to all
 
@barznjy Godspeed! :)
 
 
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1:57 PM
Still cannot decide between using pgf and pstricks after so many years, lol. I want to stick to one and not use the other at all, lol.
By the way, if pdftex, xetex and luatex engines are so good, can't we just combine all of them into one big engine? =)
 
@WillHunting XeTeX and LuaTeX are some kind of extensions to pdfTeX (including eTex) with different features. XeTeX can process PStricks natively, the others can't. But XeTeX isn't so good using microtypographic features. LuaTeX has some xml and database features. To be honest, i can't be really helpful in this matter.
 
@Johannes_B Oh, any info is good for me. I consider myself a beginner. =)
 
@WillHunting The issue arises from the distributed nature of open source development. XeTeX and LuaTeX are two different projects started at two different times with two different goals.
While XeTeX wanted to ease the use of fonts, LuaTeX wanted to ease TeX programming and thus open it to a much wider range of applications
@WillHunting Also, go with TikZ/PGF :) I have a feeling postscript as a technology isn't going to last much longer (relatively speaking)
But that's a mostly baseless hunch
 
@SeanAllred Ah, is there any reason behind this feeling?
Herbert Voss is only 18 as it says so on his profile, lol.
 
@SeanAllred Don't take it for granted. :) PostScript is an awesome language. Every time I need to talk about reverse Polish notation and stack operations, no better language comes to mind. :)
 
2:12 PM
It's time someone invent another language to combine both pstricks and pgf. =)
 
@WillHunting You don't need to, PostScript is Turing complete. :)
 
I think if all Linux distros combine into one, it might overtake Windows. =)
 
:P
@WillHunting Speaking of which, Fedora 21 is in Alpha. :)
 
I cancelled my amazon orders. I am now still thinking which LaTeX book to get.
@PauloCereda Ah, yes, but I have decided to stick to Debian Ubuntu Mint!
 
@WillHunting Traitor. :)
 
2:15 PM
Either Gratzer, Kopka, Kottwitz or van Dongen.
@PauloCereda GNOME shell does not work on my desktop. =(
 
@WillHunting There are distros for every possible application in mind. Some distros for office work, some come with scientific software, some are meant for multimedia stuff. But all of them rely on some Linux Kernel.
 
@WillHunting And Mittelbach. :)
@WillHunting Ouch.
 
@PauloCereda No, that is not in my list. =)
 
@WillHunting Poor Frank. :) @DavidCarlisle might get sad, since he gets royalties from the book as well. :P
 
It's really hard to choose, because different books cover different things.
Herbert does not come to this chat. I would like to chat with him.
 
2:19 PM
@ChristianHupfer I never checked thebibliography :-) You got my +1.
@WillHunting There is also »LaTeX for complete novices« by Nicola Talbot.
 
@WillHunting Sometimes he comes here. :)
@Johannes_B ooh that's pure gold!
 
@PauloCereda Does he have a general LaTeX book? I don't think so...
 
@WillHunting Oh I dunno.
 
@Johannes_B Ah, OK, though that sounds too elementary. =)
 
@Johannes_B: Ah, you are too blame :D Thanks
 
2:21 PM
The \@startsection[...] command is the mother of all the user level sectioning commands. »source2e«
 
@Johannes_B: It was so good to answer a question again, after days of TeX abstinence ... I am well again... TeX cured me :D
@WillHunting: I already told you: Kopka wrote TeX books before TeX was invented. That's how his books look like :D
@PauloCereda: Who does come here sometimes? David????
 
@ChristianHupfer Herbert. :)
 
@PauloCereda A point for Postsript, then :)
@WillHunting I think if all Linux distros combined into one, the entire project would fail.
 
I read that the PSTricks book contains many typos which is not a good thing. =(
 
@WillHunting: You can download the PSTricks book examples anyway from CTAN ... they work out of the box, but of course, I did not tested every one of them
 
2:29 PM
@ChristianHupfer Yup, and of course we can also read the manuals. =)
I miss the user xport. I wonder what she is doing now...
 
@SeanAllred sure, but it's not our fault, it's Debain's one :D
 
@tohecz LOL exactly. :)
 
@tohecz XD
 
3:31 PM
@ChristianHupfer ?
 
4:07 PM
@DavidCarlisle: Nevermind :D
 
4:26 PM
@tohecz I believe the OP wants to have... Just kidding.
I even deleted microtype from my MWE as I thought it too much for nothing...
 
@LaRiFaRi which OP?
 
The unclear one...
The et Al 3 one
 
@LaRiFaRi ah this one. I missed it is your answer, sorry!
 
@tohecz yes, I "answered" that... I think that makes me a Rep-prostitute...
8 more votes and I've got my 5-digits count.... yeah.
Couldn't celebrate the upcoming 3.10. better
 
@LaRiFaRi anything special about that date?
 
4:45 PM
@tohecz national holiday in Germany.
but well, actually I do not care, as I won't get a holiday in Switzerland due to my ancestry
 
@tohecz: "Holiday for German Reunification" ;-)
 
oh, I could not even get my 10000 today, if I tried. 200 Rep limit... Well, than I am off :-)
Have a nice evening all of you.
and a nice holyday, Christian and other possible Germans.
 
@LaRiFaRi: I am a Black Forestrian in first order, then a Baden-Württemberger and in the longe range, at the final end a German :P
 
@ChristianHupfer I know I should feel sorry for you. But as you had Schwarzwälderkirschtorte all your childhood, I don't
 
@LaRiFaRi: :D You can't offend me :-P I am happy here and in a few weeks even more!
 
4:57 PM
Does the word "Black Forestrian" really exist? Cool
Yeah, I should be carefull with what I am saying... (Ausländer rein, Rheinländer raus...) well, I allready left the country :-)
 
@LaRiFaRi: Ask egreg -- he knows any language :D
@LaRiFaRi: Your fault :-P
 
Ok, no I really go. Long trip to cologne right now. Ciao
now
 
@LaRiFaRi: Bye!
 
5:10 PM
@ChristianHupfer Any language, except for German. ;-)
 
5:24 PM
@ChristianHupfer We have news on the yellow fruit front.
Or in other wrds, we have bananews.
 
5:44 PM
@ChristianHupfer ah ok :)
 
Ahhhh, I went to the Ubuntu's Software Center and downloaded 'texlive-lang-portuguese' and now it works! Thanks, very much!!! — Luís Muniz 3 hours ago
Cased closed, another happy customer. :)
What should we do? Close as duplicated/too localized, or should I write a proper answer?
 
@PauloCereda I would write a proper answer, personally
There seem to be enough people who refuse to use the vanilla distribution
 
@SeanAllred I have no strong feelings one way or the other. :)
@SeanAllred I wouldn't say refuse. :) Maybe they are TeX bypassers or not computer savvy. :)
 
@PauloCereda I suppose I am too harsh, then :/
I legitimately keep forgetting there are graphical package managers XD
 
@SeanAllred Once we go vanilla, there's no turning back. :)
 
5:49 PM
@PauloCereda Oh of course.
:)
 
@SeanAllred Same here. :) It's almost a disaster when my dad asks for help in his Windows PC.
 
@PauloCereda Ha! Yeah, my mother and I have just agreed that she won't ask me for help anymore. It always ends up in a pretty heated argument :(
Well, not so much an 'argument' as a mutual frustration
 
Did I just see that egreg asked a question? He seemed obsessed with the silvers so he asked in the wrong colored version of the site but still it's legit :)
 
Two very different ways of using computers
 
@SeanAllred Ouch I know the feeling.
@percusse WHAT
 
5:51 PM
@percusse impossible
clearly there is a mistake
a glitch in the matrix
 
emphasis on the wrong colored version of the site
 
@percusse my statement stands
 
@percusse TL;DR
:)
 
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Q: Bug in answerer's identity picture

egregI know, I have too many badges, but since I'm aiming at 1000+ silver badges, the way the number of badges is shown in answers (for questions I can't tell) is annoying: As it stands, it shows 1611 bronze badges less than I actually have. ;-) Just for comparison, here's the appearance for a wel...

 
Actually TB;DR -- too bold, didn't read :)
@percusse Ah yes. :)
Can't wait until egreg breaks the int128 barrier. :)
 
5:53 PM
Poor guy
@PaulGessler Still haven't found the button to click on. — egreg 2 days ago
 
@SeanAllred Install Linux on parents computers. It's amazing and too difficult to actually do something terrible.
 
He must have so many TeX questions just waiting to be asked
 
They are happy with their browsers now.
 
@percusse Both of my parents refuse to do any financial work on something that isn't Windows.
Seems backwards to me, though.
@percusse Actually, neither of them spend any time on the internet :P
Weird and refreshing at the same time
 
@SeanAllred Buy Mac for them
Also fine.
but exponentially expensive
which is still linux
 
5:55 PM
@percusse I'd say this would be the best option. At least for my dad's.
 
@percusse Actually yeah, I did that for my mother and she loves it, but my dad swears Apple put him out of business years ago and he's still holding an old man's grudge
He sold software for a long while -- before I was born -- and he sold them as integrated systems with the hardware
 
@percusse Before retiring, my dad once had to log in into a server (there was no IT personel nearby). The guy on the phone said, login: root, password: <whatever>. My dad said, login incorrect, what do I do?. Then the IT guy on the phone found out my dad was writing Ruth instead of root. Stupid woman, whoever she is. :P
 
@SeanAllred He might be right
@PauloCereda Write the password under the Cup holder
 
@PauloCereda hehehehehee
@percusse That's how it goes sometimes...
Unfortunate -- really unfortunate -- but it happens
 
@percusse :)
@SeanAllred Indeed. I hate when people laugh about my insanely lenghty passwords. :)
 
6:00 PM
Actually, my father managed to delete the recycle bin in Win98.
It took me half a day to sort it out
He took the icon on the desktop and dragged it into the recycle bin in a windows explorer.
And windoze being amazing it is, bite the bait
 
@percusse classic!
 
@percusse holy cow
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Q: Lyx 2.x: Document Class Not Available - Mac OS X 10.10 Yosemite PB 3

spincrisisI'm running the latest Mac OS X 10.10 Yosemite beta, and I ran into a problem installing MacTeX (2014) and LyX (2.1.2). Upon successful installation of both, LyX would launch with an error: "Document Class Not Available", and only the LyX document classes would show up under Document > Settings >...

Wait a tick, Yosemite reached Gold Master two days ago and this guy already reporting stuff?
 
Of course, I made up an excuse and formatted it. Because I don't even know where to start
 
After my grandmother died, we actually got a hold of her old computer and were trying to look through it for documents, etc. Wouldn't boot. Had to mount the disk and it turns out she had deleted system32, presumably to save space.
 
6:03 PM
@PauloCereda I ain't even mad. That's amazing.
 
@SeanAllred Oh my. It reminds of my dad when he used to copy file shortcuts to floppy disks instead of the actual files. :)
 
@PauloCereda ooooooo..... :)
It's just all so depressing haha
 
@SeanAllred Look at this amazing floppy! You can copy thousands of files!
 
I wonder if computer literacy will ever catch up to actual literacy. (And for that matter, if actual literacy will ever be something we're proud of...)
@PauloCereda Haaaahahahahhaha XD I would've said the same!
(gotta run, be back in a bit)
 
@SeanAllred We call it OCR :P
 
6:07 PM
@SeanAllred True story: now my dad "learned his lesson", but a couple of years ago, # of floppies was his unit of data measurement. Look dad, 2MB!, said I. Oh how many floppies does that mean? :)
@SeanAllred See ya! :)
 
7:04 PM
@cgnieder: We found him! github.com/oberdiek :)
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7:30 PM
@PauloCereda The first OzTeX distribution was ten 800K floppies.
 
@egreg ooh cool! :) Low density floppies, I believe. :)
 
@PauloCereda There was just one density! They were twosided disks; with a trick they were formatted to contain 800K instead of the 720K available on DOS.
 
@egreg Oh my!
 
And now Xerxes will sing ”Ombra mai fu”. Handel is great!
 
@egreg oooh!
 
7:34 PM
@PauloCereda Do you know the piece? It's well known as “Handel's largo” and played everywhere.
 
@egreg I know! I just remember the end, soave più. :)
 
8:09 PM
Hello, does anybody know how can a user with his account created 48 minutes ago have no recent reputation changes and 11 points? Ah it corrected now, everything's ok (well, the answer is not, but that's another story)
 
@SeanAllred sorry, I don't get the "cron"
 
8:44 PM
@tohecz A bad answer about nth. :(
 
9:06 PM
Just found this in my backups:
\documentclass{standalone}
\usepackage{tikz}
\begin{document}
\definecolor{cffff00}{RGB}{255,255,0}
\definecolor{cffffff}{RGB}{255,255,255}
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt,x=0.80pt,yscale=-1, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
  \path[draw=black,fill=cffff00,line join=miter,line cap=butt,line width=0.800pt]
    (192.9285,271.9663) .. controls (241.0873,290.4948) and (246.3087,301.3266) ..
    (257.7206,313.8838) .. controls (282.9482,307.5568) and (306.2175,295.3549) ..
    (340.5776,316.4254) .. controls (396.9938,295.2871) and (418.4259,307.1468) ..
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:)
 
9:48 PM
@cgnieder I have seen a blog post about tasks, can you add it? I think it might be useful. vvvvvvvvvv
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Q: Double backslash \\ does not work in equation environment

Eşref Özdemir My problem is that inside equation environment double backslash \\ does not seem to work as expected to force a line break: \begin{equation*} \fontsize{12}{15} \text{1. (a) State the Mean Value Theorem.}\\ \fontsize{12}{15}\text{(b) Consider the function} g:\mathbb{...

 
@egreg that's what I was referring to by "the answer is not" ...
 
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