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7:01 PM
I probably don't get the concept of decomposition to 1-factors right.
 
What's here?
 
Israel.
Gee, now I get it.
 
@KhallilBenyattou the batman curve...
 
Factoring is also a spanning..
 
7:03 PM
@meer2kat I'd sure like to lie tangent to your curves.
I couldn't help myself, haha!
 
@KhallilBenyattou hahahaa i'm a little obsessed with calculus pick up lines. they're the best
 
@meer2kat are you a 90 degree angle ?
 
@meer2kat Can you think of any now?
@GabrielR. ... because you're looking right?
 
@KhallilBenyattou right
 
Hey @Daniel, are you there?
 
7:05 PM
@GabrielR. Alright!
 
@KhallilBenyattou you fascinate me like the fundamental theory of calculus
@KhallilBenyattou can i derive you home?
 
@meer2kat Terrible.
@meer2kat That's a good one!
 
@KhallilBenyattou You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
 
@meer2kat Haha!
 
@KhallilBenyattou I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
 
7:07 PM
@meer2kat you and I are just like $cos^2$ and $sin^2$ added together
 
@meer2kat It's s8124939c@gmail.com lol
 
@KhallilBenyattou woah, that was a good one !
 
@KhallilBenyattou I think that is kind of inappropriate
 
You'll probably get sued.
 
@KhallilBenyattou Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it.
@WillHunting jasper!
 
7:08 PM
@Studentmath By whom?
@WillHunting Really?
@GabrielR. Thanks
 
Hahaha
That's not inappropriate.
That. Is. Hilarious.
 
@MattN. Haha!
 
@meer2kat When I'm next to you, I'm like a level 4 Metapod. All I can do is Harden
 
r9m
@Khallil awesome .. hilarious :P
 
@MattN. Carl Mummert, I read what you wrote, lol
 
7:10 PM
there are some really bad ones i'm not willing to say at work haha
 
@WillHunting Yeah what can I say. : ) Creepy, or not?
 
Is there a private messaging system on SE?
@meer2kat If so, you can send them to me on there?
I need some new material :P
 
@KhallilBenyattou There are no private rooms. All messages can be read.
 
Awww. I really want to hear some funny ones.
@WillHunting
 
@KhallilBenyattou Then find a joke book, QED
 
7:13 PM
@KhallilBenyattou no, everything's public here
 
You're no fun @WillHunting !
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@KhallilBenyattou i'll send you a bunch when i get home. be wary. i grew up around engineers. we all have our minds in the gutter. we spend our days around nuts and bolts, lubricants, and sutff
 
What do you call a mathematician with regular bowel movements???
 
@meer2kat Hilarious! I'm looking forward to them!
 
@DanielFischer Ah meanwhile I think I might have figured it out.
 
7:15 PM
I think all the starred stuff is so lame lol
 
a log-a-rhythm
 
wants to laugh
 
@EnjoysMath I don't get it
 
@WillHunting You are lame.
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can't
i just got called a nerd by engineers. i'm impressed with myself.
 
7:17 PM
@EnjoysMath I usually announce in the other chat room whenever I shit
 
r9m
@EnjoysMath Why ?
 
@KhallilBenyattou My fun is of a higher order
 
Hi @will
 
@WillHunting Yep, a sufficiently high order derivative of a basic polynomial in one variable, i.e. 0
 
@user127001 I see you have not changed your username lol
 
7:19 PM
@WillHunting No fun at all -_-
 
I'm still thinking @will
 
Call yourself r8m, will be fun.
 
why
 
since there's r9m.
 
i want to be r10m
 
7:20 PM
Or you can call yourself everybody's m(7+1)
@user127001
 
The Amazing Spider-man was very good, I am gonna watch the sequel movie
 
I still don't get why no graph with a cut-vertex is possibly 1-factorable. I even have the proof infront of me and I still don't get the proof. Or why it's so.
Go for it @user
 
r9m
@WillHunting mee 2
 
@Studentmath tell me if at least I got the terminology right: a cut-vertex of a connected graph is a vertex such that if is removed the graph is no longer connected
 
Indeed. And more generally: a cut-vertex of any graph is a vertex such that if it is removed the graph has more components
 
7:23 PM
@Studenmath and a graph is 1-factorable iff it has a perfect matching
 
Not exactly.
 
We have three coloured squares in this chat now, lovely
 
@MattN. Good.
 
A graph has 1-factor if it has a perfect matching (the 1-factor's edges are the perfect matching)
A graph is 1-factorable iff it decomposes to 1-factors
 
Johnny had friends coming over the next morning. He set out three glasses of milk and went to bed. His friends came over and drank the glasses of milk. Later that afternoon, Johnny was planning to give each of his friends a cookie. How many cookies will Johnny need?
 
7:27 PM
Oh wow. I get it now. Thanks @Gabriel! Explaining just that got me to figure it out
 
@Studentmath haha : the best way to learn is to teach ;)
 
Always been true :)
 
no one? lame :(
 
@meer2kat This question will be closed as there is not enough info to solve it
 
1
cookie
 
7:29 PM
@WillHunting Yes there is
 
@meer2kat 1 for himself. If he had 2 friends coming over, then they just drank his milk and Johnny is a no-nonsense sort of guy.
 
why @studentmath?
@KhallilBenyattou no
 
@meer2kat Awww
@meer2kat He needs 4 cookies
 
It's enough to get him imagining he gave each of his friends a cookie.
 
The answer is none. They all got food poisoning from the old milk and had to go to the hospital.
 
7:30 PM
xD
 
@meer2kat LOL
 
@meer2kat He had 3 friends coming over and remembered to get one for himself.
 
@meer2kat lame.
 
@WillHunting :D
 
@meer2kat It's so lame that it's actually funny
 
7:30 PM
@Sawarnik nah
 
@meer2kat Over one night?
 
@WillHunting Exactly :D
@KhallilBenyattou yep
 
@meer2kat Food poisoning?
 
time to go home dears <3
@KhallilBenyattou yes
 
@meer2kat They must have some weak ass immune systems (like me)
 
7:31 PM
@meer2kat Bye, have a nice day
 
@KhallilBenyattou they're children
@WillHunting you too
 
@meer2kat That wasn't specified in the question -_-
 
@DanielFischer No actually I did not. Do you know how to define the adjoint of an operator between Banach spaces? I only know a definition involving an inner product. (sorry was afk)
 
Anywho, see ya later @meer2kat. I'm going to imagine I'm your problem set whilst you're gone!
 
@DanielFischer I am reading this old answer here.
 
7:33 PM
@KhallilBenyattou Haha. You have been awesome today!
 
@MattN. The adjoint, or transpose, or dual of $T \colon E \to F$ is defined by $T^\ast(\lambda) = \lambda\circ T$. For Hilbert spaces, that corresponds to the Hilbert space adjoint via the Riesz map.
 
Oh come on. Who starred random messages just to ban Khalil's hilarious pick up line from the message board?
 
@Sawarnik Thanks
@MattN. Philistines
 
@MattN. You must be on a small screen
 
@DanielFischer But what does $\lambda \circ T$ even mean without inner product?
 
7:35 PM
Bye :)
 
I'm going to be off for a bit guys. Gotta play some FIFA with the guests :)
Stay awesome peepz
 
@MattN. Composition of mappings, $\lambda \colon F \to \mathbb{K}$, so $\lambda\circ T \colon E \to \mathbb{K}$.
 
@WillHunting My 7 year old Mac Book Pro.
 
@MattN. Ah, lovely. I never used Mac, and will probably buy Windows if I have to buy a new computer
 
@DanielFischer Oh! Of course! $\lambda$ is a linear functional. Thank you!
 
7:36 PM
@KhallilBenyattou Cricket is better than football.
 
@Sawarnik In your dreams son!
 
Not sure what I was thinking.
 
I'm really off now.
Stay sexy, people.
 
Will do.
@WillHunting Windows.
@DanielFischer I wonder why it's not mentioned here. Of course, most likely because Hermitian only refers to the Hilbert space case but I could find nowhere else on Wiki where they define it for Banach spaces.
 
Hi! How many ON bases can an inner product space have?
 
7:43 PM
"is formally similar to the defining properties of pairs of adjoint functors in category theory, and this is where adjoint functors got their name from." Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I'm almost sure adjoint operators were used and named before category theory came into being.
 
@GabrielR. ON = orthonormal :)
@GabrielR. Not that it matters, I guess.
 
@mirgee That depends on the dimension and scalar field. One for dimension $0$. If the scalar field is $\mathbb{R}$, two if the dimension is $1$, if the dimension is larger, at least $2^{\aleph_0}$.
 
@mirgee If I have an orthogonal basis (they exist in finite dimension), multiplying all vectors in the basis by some $\lambda$ yields an infinite number of orthogonal basis
 
@DanielFischer But only almost sure. : )
Yeah, Wikipedia is not always great.
 
@GabrielR. Well, that's so interesting! Don't see why yet... What would be an example of a basis of inner product space C^2, field C
 
7:48 PM
@mirgee but I don't know for orthonormal...
 
@DanielFischer: What would be an example of two different bases of inner product space C^2 over C
@GabrielR. Sorry, that was for Daniel ;)
 
@mirgee $\{(1,0),(0,1)\}$ and $\{(i,0),(0,1)\}$ for example. You can always multiply any vector in an ON-basis with a scalar of modulus $1$ and get another ON-basis, so over $\mathbb{C}$, every inner product space of positive dimension has at least $2^{\aleph_0}$ ON-bases, since the unit circle has cardinality $2^{\aleph_0}$.
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Thank you, @DanielFischer. You are always very helpful :)
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A nice series $$\sum_{n=1}^{\infty}\arcsin\left(\frac{4n^2}{4n^4+1}\right)$$
 
@mirgee Note further, that the image of an ON-basis under an orthogonal/unitary map is another ON-Basis, so you have a bijection between ON-bases and the orthogonal resp. unitary group of the space.
 
8:01 PM
It's weird though. I can't seem to find a definition for adjoint of Banach space operators. Anywhere.
Or dual, for that matter.
Ah. Found it.
 
@DanielFischer Yes. Someone copy-pasted that into a separate page on Wikipedia and named it "transpose of a linear map".
I prefer dual or adjoint. Transpose makes me think of matrices.
But whatever, I'm glad the mystery has been solved.
 
@MattN. Guess where the name originated ;)
 
@DanielFischer Category theory?
: )
 
@MattN. Be re'eshit bara' Eilenberg Steenrod?
 
8:10 PM
@DanielFischer Ok. You win : ) What does it mean?
 
@DanielFischer I know nothing about any religion. But now it makes sense : )
May this chat be ever so educational.
@DanielFischer "um unfang schuf Gott himmel und erde"?
 
@MattN. Well, not everybody can write error-free German. "Im Anfang"
 
But if it does not mean that, then what does it mean?
I would've thought Am Anfang. Must be my broken dialect : )
No actually, I would have expected it to start "Es war einmal vor langer Zeit..."
 
@Chris'ssis $$2\sum_{n=1}^\infty\arctan\left(\frac1{2n^2}\right)$$
 
8:17 PM
@MattN. That's the usual expression, "Im Anfang" is reserved for special occasions.
 
Ah of course : )
 
Anyway, according to Rashi, it means "At the beginning of God's creating of the heavens and the earth ..."
 
@robjohn Yeah. By the way, who understands our new language? :-)
 
I don't know Lashon kadosh well enough to have an educated opinion.
 
But that's the same as the translation.
 
8:19 PM
can every trig identity be derived from the Pythagorean identity? ($sin^2+cos^2=1$, that is.)
 
Seriously? Some wet blanket douche just flagged Khalill's hilarious pick up line.
 
@MattN. Not quite, "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth" versus "At the beginning of God's creating of ..."
@MattN. Which one was that (if you're not afraid of being flagged too)?
 
@DanielFischer Although not word for word equal I think this is semantically equivalent.
@DanielFischer The one that goes "I want to be your problem set because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk".
It's awesome. It's the best pick up line I've ever heard.
 
Boy, a desk is damn uncomfortable. Beds were invented for a reason.
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I agree.
 
8:23 PM
@Chris'ssis pardon?
 
@DanielFischer ça sent le vécu ;)
 
/Goes fetching the Larousse
 
I think it means that one can tell that you speak from experience.
But then I don't really speak French. So I might be wrong.
 
@MattN. you're right! @DanielFischer It's quite colloquial, so I'm unsure it's in there
 
@GabrielR. "vécu" is in there.
 
8:31 PM
Unbelievable. That precious message has now been removed.
I am going to cry myself to sleep tonight.
Not for the message but for the sad douche who felt the need to flag it.
 
@AlexanderGruber what is the picture in your profile ?
 
@robjohn $$\tanh\left(\frac{\pi}{2}\right) \prod_{n=2}^{\infty} \left(\frac{n^2-1}{n^2+1}\right)^{(-1)^{n-1}}$$ using the same language.
 
@GabrielR. do you mean my profile picture or the picture in my profile box
 
@AlexanderGruber profile box
 
@GabrielR. it's a 5-5 cage.
it's the graph with the smallest number of vertices such that each vertex has degree $5$ and the girth (the order of the smallest cycle subgraph) is $5$
 
8:35 PM
I have to go now. Another early morning tomorrow : ( I'll see you guys later!
@DanielFischer Thanks for the help and for making me laugh!
 
@AlexanderGruber sounds good, looks good as well :)
 
@GabrielR. i'm getting it inked soon, on my shoulder blade
 
@AlexanderGruber i advise getting it in color
with a coloring using the fewest colors possible
ask the artist to figure it out beforehand
 
@AlexanderGruber then the tatooer has to be a real good geometer
 
I am thinking of changing my blue square to something else
I don't have a recent photo, maybe I will just use my high school photo lol
 
8:41 PM
@Mike i should just tell him the definition and ask him to design it
 
you're pushing it, buddy
 
Why do people get tattoes?
 
@WillHunting i don't understand why anyone wouldn't want them
 
@AlexanderGruber Well, it destroys the natural look of the skin. I think tattoes are silly
 
@WillHunting what's so great about the natural look of the skin?
 
8:44 PM
@AlexanderGruber Well, that's just an opinion, lol
 
well-done tattoos look better than no tattoos
 
@AlexanderGruber what bothers about it is that you lack the undo/erase button if you regret later
 
maybe it's just that you haven't seen good work done - i used to think somewhat like you do
 
But a really small one won't hurt
 
pain is temporary, @WillHunting. looking cool is forever.
 
8:45 PM
@AlexanderGruber I dislike Justin Bieber's tattoos, lol
 
@WillHunting well, he has terrible ink
 
I don't get why he changed so much
 
@WillHunting masontattoo.blogspot.com this is the artist i want to get my tattoo from
 
@AlexanderGruber Oh they are huge, think carefully before proceeding
 
@WillHunting it takes a few sessions to get that sort of work done
 
8:48 PM
i'm sure alex has decided to get this tattoo without having thought about it in the slightest, the reckless and foolhardy man he is
 
oh here is a better gallery of mason's work
 
I just answered a lhf
 
i'm trying to get him to design a certain thing for me but he is a reclusive person, difficult to get in contact with
 
@AlexanderGruber You can tattoo a commutative diagram
 
@WillHunting could actually be kind of neat, maybe a ladder homology down the ribs or something
but i don't want too many math tattoos, it already fills enough of my life.
 
8:59 PM
@WillHunting Good that you avoided jumping straight into the trap.
 
9:09 PM
Any Mathmagician will to help their little brother with this question: math.stackexchange.com/questions/754548/… ??
 
9:23 PM
howdy @DanielF, @Alex, Jasper
oh, and @Mike
 
@TedShifrin Have you been to Texas? Or do people also say "Howdy" elsewhere?
 
yes, @Daniel, I've been to Texas, but it's quite more wide-spread than that.
I can see my greetings fell (mostly) on deaf ears.
 
@TedShifrin Howdy!
 
howdy @Khallil
 
I've almost finished up with the integrals you sent my way yesterday :)
@TedShifrin
 
9:33 PM
LOL, you asked for them!
 
hello
 
oh, hello @Mike
 
Hi @Ted
 
It hasn't taken me this long! I've only done a few today as a nice break from my A Levels :P
@TedShifrin
 
hi @user127001
 
9:37 PM
@KhallilBenyattou Ah, so you are in high school
 
yeah, Jasper, we're the old guns.
 
Yeah, sad. I look forward to my next life
 
Hi @Will
 
Well, I'm thinking 36 years of official teaching is enough for me.
 
Sometimes, I just wish my current life will end now
 
9:38 PM
I'm sorry it's so tough for you, Jasper.
 
@WillHunting Technically, I should be an undergraduate this year, but an extenuating circumstance has bent my path a little :P
 
@ted I would like to ask your opinion, what do you think is the max age gap between 2 people if they were to be together?
 
LOL ... I have liberal standards on such questions. It depends on the people.
 
@KhallilBenyattou I see. Is it a health problem?
 
@Will I would say maybe give or take 400 years if the couples are vampires
 
9:40 PM
@user127001 Hi! Please change your username soon, lol
 
Let's just call him Fred, Jasper.
 
About the same for elves too
 
@TedShifrin He is actually Bart lol
 
oh, Simpson for short?
 
I don't want to put my real name as my username
It's not interesting
 
9:41 PM
@TedShifrin No, he is really Bart
 
nor is mine, Fred.
 
I want a cool username
No Ted Shifrin is a pretty cool name
 
lol will hunting
 
@user127001 I like Twilight
 
I don't like Twilight
 
9:42 PM
not to me, Fred.
 
I think Taylor Lautner is so hot, even hotter than Matt Damon
 
Maybe if I was even remotely of interest or made a name for myself in the math community I wouldn't mind
 
ok, @user127001, touché
 
@WillHunting Do I want to google Taylor Lautner?
 
@DanielFischer Yes, it is safe for work, just lots of muscles
 
9:44 PM
my name is mostly mud, however, @user127001
 
I'm not so much into muscles, @Will.
 
@DanielFischer Hehe, well I like them. I am ten per cent gay I think
 
Well I have heard your name going around in public here @TedShifrin so I think you are pretty cool
 
Jasper, I'm 100% gay, and muscles don't do that much for me.
 
@TedShifrin Oh! OK
Wow, we have 23 users in chat
 
9:49 PM
I embarrassed myself in class by yelling out a completely incorrect response when the professor asked for an answer
I don't even remember what the question was because I'm already in the process of repressing the memory
 
@user127001 Oh, it's OK
 
I am never going to participate in any class ever again
 
@user127001: Don't quit. It's important to participate.
 
@user127001 It's exactly as @Ted said, participation is the key to learning more. I stopped participating in a class and no doubt, it was my worst subject, statistics.
 
@TedShifrin I first knew about you from your books. Then I visited your website. Then I found you on SE
 
9:55 PM
you're persistent, Jasper :P
 
@TedShifrin, you're an author too?
 
Yes, @Khallil, I'm afraid so.
 
That's amazing! What's your book called?
@TedShifrin
 
@KhallilBenyattou He wrote 3 books. You can find them on amazon
 
@WillHunting What're they called? :)
 
9:56 PM
and there's a free one on my own website, @Khallil
 
@KhallilBenyattou Linear Algebra, Abstract Algebra, Multivariable Mathematics
 
Ah you guys are smart on here! I need to get up to that level ASAP :P
@Ted @Will
 
@KhallilBenyattou Are you going to major in math?
 
When will it be my turn to be smart
 
@KhallilBenyattou I know very little math only, I have forgotten most stuff
@user127001 You can call yourself Smart Bart
 
9:58 PM
@WillHunting I live in the UK so I'll be doing math at university!
It's pretty similar to majoring IIRC :)
 
@KhallilBenyattou Yes, I will always remember that I failed to get a place in Cambridge mathematics, I am not from UK or US
@KhallilBenyattou You are very lucky to be in the UK
 

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