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3:00 AM
@kalina I think you meant "how art thou". =P
 
I don't understand "y'all"
@Fluttershy I know what I said!
 
@kalina It is considered, in some areas, to be the plural form of "you".
 
@kalina people in the south use it a ton
 
Or rather, a slang form of the plural form of "you".
 
Y’all ( ) is a contraction of the words "you" and "all". It is used as a plural second-person pronoun. Commonly believed to have originated in the Southern United States, it is primarily associated with Southern American English, African-American Vernacular English, and some dialects of the Western United States. It is also found in the English-speaking islands of the West Indies. Usage [[File:You all and Y'all.jpg|thumb|300px|Frequency of either "Y’all" or "You all" to address multiple people, according to an Internet survey of American dialect variation.]] Second-person singular usag...
 
3:01 AM
@Fluttershy I figured it was "you all"
 
there's big tex
grayish
 
@kalina Which would be the specifically plural form of 'you', yes?
 
@OrigamiRobot Welcome back!
 
@Johann hate to say it, on that greyscale image, all of the states are grey
 
@Unionhawk Technically the plural form of "you" is just... "you".
 
3:02 AM
oh come on ND is white
 
@Fluttershy Technically, yes.
> It is used as a plural second-person pronoun.
 
yall dont speak the di'lect of the sawth
aint no grammar tu it
 
I like how you put the apostrophe in 'di'lect' but not in 'y'all'
 
Of course, there's also Y'ins
 
@kalina ta dif'rentiate
 
3:04 AM
@kalina How is "di'lect" suppose to sound anyway? Dee-lect?
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz This is the worst.
 
@Johann aint nobody says "sawth" roun these parts
 
ev'body in the sawth naws abaut yall
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone di (like die) lect I imagine
this butchering of the English language is destroying my soul
 
if they have a drawl they say sawth
 
3:04 AM
@Johann Nobody says "naws" either
 
Yeah, but if it's Die-lect then the "a" isn't omitted
 
they do here is an example of a conversation with a real southerner
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone the a in dialect is a syllable by itself
 
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@Johann it still has a grammar structure
 
@Johann I am a real Southerner.
 
3:05 AM
since it is "di - a - lect"
by removing it, its just "di - lect"
 
@kalina They omit the 'a' because their die-lect makes you die.
 
@OrigamiRobot not every southerner has a drawl you should know then
its like 5% of southerners
anyway
 
Nobody says "naws" or "sawth"
 
listen, I will go all fscking brummie on you in a minute and you won't understand a word
 
A drawl would be more like "Siyulth"
 
3:07 AM
@kalina I could just start speaking in Chinese
 
@kalina I demand audio of this
 
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@OrigamiRobot yeah, linguistically, those are pronounced nothing like what I think he is going for
 
@OrigamiRobot I'm sorry my slang is not grammatically correct
@YiJiang'sEvilClone yes please
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz never
 
@kalina YESSSS
 
3:07 AM
@Johann ey up am yo oroite cocka?
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Why not?
 
@kalina (o_0)*>
 
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@Johann linguistically correct.
 
@Johann Phonetically correct.
 
3:08 AM
begging my double-click dictionary translate to be correct
 
@kalina Where did you pick up the word "fscking"?
 
I am up your ornery c**k?
 
Iwnt know wut yallr sayn
 
@Fluttershy From Linux
 
@Fluttershy it means I'm not technically swearing
but fsck is File System ChecKer
 
3:09 AM
@kalina Okay. I've seen it used in a web comic I read some years ago. <_< Was just curious if that's where you got it from.
 
The system utility fsck (for "file system check") is a tool for checking the consistency of a file system in Unix and Unix-like operating systems, such as Linux and Mac OS X. Use Generally, fsck is run automatically at boot time (when the operating system detects that a file system is in an inconsistent state, indicating a non-graceful shutdown such as a crash or power loss), or periodically (to prevent small, undetected inconsistencies becoming exacerbated). As the command must be tailored specifically to the design of the file system, the exact behavior of various fsck implementation...
Wikipedia even has a section on it's use as a profanity
The Windows equivalent is chkdsk
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone ...
 
English Accents:
 
liverpudlian accent -.-
 
3:15 AM
@kalina where is liverpud
 
Liverpool
 
user15026
@Johann this link proves nothing
 
@Johann Liverpool
 
where in liverpool
 
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@Johann As a cunning linguist, your insistence on this is annoying
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3:15 AM
@AshleyNunn Wow.... I... read that as something entirely different.
 
@AshleyNunn you need to listen to the sound bar which is located at the top of the page
 
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@Fluttershy grins innocently
 
@Fluttershy Bahaha
 
that guy is typically close minded on race though, should have watched the whole video before linking it
 
@Fluttershy wow
 
3:16 AM
@AshleyNunn You would use that... again :P
 
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@SaintWacko Oh, I totally would. It never gets old.
 
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@Johann I did. Your interpretation of the sound is incorrect
 
da yoof cultcha innit
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@AshleyNunn what is your interpretation
 
@kalina You should Vocaroo something!
 
3:17 AM
@kalina the you cult in it
?
 
@Johann the youth culture, isn't it
 
I feel old now :(
 
user15026
@Johann how old?
 
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@kalina okay, I did follow that one.
 
profile
there are these things called profiles
 
3:19 AM
@Johann WHAT? THIS IS NOT A SOCIAL NETWORK
 
@kalina I did this the other day. Linked a video to someone before watching all of it... Then I had to tell them not to finish watching it. It felt awkward.
 
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@Johann You expect me to believe people tell the truth in those things?
 
@Fluttershy the accent content is what I was going for, just pay attention to the accents rather than the actual words he says
because he's obviously got an issue with EVERYBODY.
 
@Fluttershy Er... what?
 
3:21 AM
@Fluttershy Burninated. Moving on.
 
That was a fast burning. <_<
 
I missed burniation! :(
 
you too slow
 
@Fluttershy I know. I went to flag and downvote, but it was already gone by the time I hit the down arrow
 
@Unionhawk I hit 'delete' as community deleted it
 
3:22 AM
In other news, an eroge game recently got funding on Kickstarter. <_< This amuses me way more than it should.
 
I missed putting my name on something to demonstrate my use around here
 
@Fluttershy ugh I hate when that happens
@AshleyNunn most do cough cough kalina
internet is so patchy
 
@Johann ?
 
@kalina I still don't see your name on it. Conclusion: Still useless. Disregard. I parsed things wrong.
 
@kalina ?
 
@Unionhawk ah the joys of chat
 
@Unionhawk BY FIRE BE PURGED
@Johann not understanding the "cough cough kalina"
 
@Johann It's the easiest way to get something pileon flagged and thusly burned to the ground.
 
@Johann strangely, this chat room is here to support the SE site it's associated with
 
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Okay, so I was trying to IPA transcribe the duckgogo link that Johann claims says "Sawth" but eeeergh, I hate vowels
 
3:26 AM
@kalina falls out of chair in shock
 
@Unionhawk I know, it's so obvious that it's hard to believe!
 
@kalina you are kind of paranoid when it comes to personal information
not ad hominem
just saying
 
@Johann So you think her profile is lying?
 
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@Johann you like to use this term a lot and I am uncertain you understand its meaning fully
 
@Johann it's healthy paranoia, there is nothing visible on my SE profile that I don't mind people seeing.
 
My real name is on there too, but fortunately 'name' isn't something exposed to the public
 
@kalina yeah never said it was bad
 
@Johann Not that one
 
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@Johann sweetie, pay attention to my linked replies
 
3:28 AM
@Johann Try again
 
@SaintWacko there we go
wait so paranoid is a noun
wow
 
yesterday, by kalina
but even 10 years from now I will still be 19
 
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@Johann not at all what I am refering to
 
Holy crap it is a lie
 
wait no it can be an adj.
 
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3:29 AM
@Unionhawk no, didn't we ascertain the reasoning for this?
 
@Unionhawk I told you all but you didn't listen. this is the end of the world we are doomed
 
@Johann Look back at her message and see which message of yours she was replying to
 
@SaintWacko ok
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone That was probably well deserved
 
3:30 AM
@Unionhawk can you just link it i am too lazy
 
Wait, crap, I thought those were mine. This is awkward
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone exactly why are smileys important to ah
@Fluttershy again aint nobody got time for that
 
@Johann But apparently I do?
 
@Johann Everyone but you does
 
3:32 AM
@SaintWacko Yes I am so unlucky
 
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@Johann ....ffs, that is HOW CHAT WORKS. deep breath an important part of being in a community is abiding by its conventions, like LINKING REPLIES and CHECKING WHERE REPLIES COME FROM
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I got a free soda at Dairy Queen tonight! =D
 
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@Fluttershy Lucky.
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone wow, this was obvious
 
@kalina My guess is it was meant to be.
 
3:33 AM
@Fluttershy don't mistake me for complaining!
 
@AshleyNunn do you know how hard it is to scroll and click? I am using a TOUCHPAD, thankyouverymuch
 
@Fluttershy And well deserved, too
@Johann So am I
 
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@Johann you managed it that time.
 
And I have absolutely no trouble with it
 
@SaintWacko windows or mac
 
3:34 AM
@Johann Windows
 
@kalina That is correct.
 
@Johann I do this on a tablet, for chrrisake. A tablet, where I have to zoom in to press the button. And I still manage it fine.
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Wait... Tablet version can see the arrows!? UNFAIR!
 
well can someone please help me
 
I use a mouse, because I'm not sadistic
 
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3:35 AM
@Fluttershy I know, right?
 
@kalina Wouldn't that be "masochistic"?
 
@kalina I use a mouse because mice are cute. =3
 
@Fluttershy There's no tablet version. I just view the desktop version on the tablet. The screen is big enough.
 
@Yawus probably
 
user15026
@Fluttershy you're cute. :P
 
3:35 AM
@kalina Yes.
 
@kalina On the desktop you can use a script
 
@Fluttershy computer mice are cute, real mice are not
 
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@Yawus yes
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Oooh. Gotcha.
@kalina REAL MICE ARE ADORABLE YOU SHUT IT UP
 
My mouse is hideous.
 
3:36 AM
@kalina I don't know what you're talking about.
 
@AshleyNunn =3
 
@Fluttershy ZOMG WHAT
 
Rats are ugly mofos though.
 
@OrigamiRobot That's because you got one of those crazy lego lookin' mice.
 
@OrigamiRobot you didn't get a cyborg, it's your own fault
 
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3:36 AM
@Fluttershy unless your cat chews its legs off and leaves it for you
 
@AshleyNunn Yes. That is ungood.
 
so does anyone has this new scroll function on their computer pointer device
 
@AshleyNunn Then it's cute in a completely different way.
 
I hear it is quite lovely
 
I once watched my dad beat a baby mouse to death with a dust pan. It ruined my whole day.
 
3:37 AM
@kalina I did get a cyborg.
 
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@Yawus no
 
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@Fluttershy legit horrified forever
 
@OrigamiRobot then what do you mean hideous? it's the pinnacle of mouse engineering
 
@Fluttershy Just your day? Something like that warrants some minor mental scarring at least.
 
3:37 AM
PEOPLE DOWNVOTING ME FOR TRYING TO HELP!
 
@OrigamiRobot SO CUTE
 
@kalina That doesn't mean it's pretty.
 
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@OrigamiRobot so cute
 
becomes evil and snarky
@OrigamiRobot my cyborg is pretty
it has pink lights on it
 
@kalina You mean you weren't already?
 
3:38 AM
@kalina Pshh... Stop trying to be @GraceNote. You will never replace sh/im.
 
@OrigamiRobot No. I was being nice before
 
Nah man, it's ugly.
 
Ow... Damn I need a real mouse >.> this tiny portable thing... not fun
 
I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
 
so can someone help me find this old message
 
3:38 AM
I am using a Razer DeathAdder and I hate it.
 
about user profiles
 
I miss my Logitech G9x. =(
 
@OrigamiRobot your concept of beauty is flawed
 
I just use the OEM mouse. They don't seem to last very long, but they work fine.
 
@kalina Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
 
3:39 AM
@kalina The things have R'lyeh angles!
 
mmmMMmmm sexy mouse
 
Hideous.
 
@kalina This is hideous.
 
@kalina That looks like some kind of eldritch abomination.
 
@OrigamiRobot so is your face
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3:40 AM
@kalina What in the blue hell.
 
@kalina Accurate.
 
@Fluttershy I can't be mean to you
 
@OrigamiRobot STOP BEING ME
 
@AshleyNunn Eh, it's more red.
 
@kalina <3
 
3:40 AM
And black.
 
@Yawus And ugly.
 
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@Yawus thanks for htat
 
@Yawus it's actually multi-coloured, you can change the colours of all of the lights on it
 
@kalina The cable makes me think of Hellstone Bars in Terraria. =3
 
didn't play terraria
 
3:41 AM
Oh god, an eldritch abomination with chameleon powers? We're all doomed.
 
@kalina You are missing out! I'd say get it and we could play on Steam, but you hate Arqade and all it stands for, so you choose to remain hidden on Steam.
 
@Yawus It's settled. The mouse is Nyarlathotep.
 
I haven't played Terraria on a loooong time.
 
listen, it has 7 mouse buttons, with a toggle to make those 7 mouse buttons do different things, 2 scroll wheels, and a hat switch with a further 5 positions that also toggles to do 5 more things
in addition to allowing me to make it pink
 
That's entirely too much functionality for a tentacle monster.
 
3:42 AM
and it's completely adjustable for my small hands
 
None of those things make it pretty.
An ugly dog can still learn neat tricks.
 
@OrigamiRobot comment about your face
 
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@kalina okay, I'm sold
 
@kalina This is why I miss my G9x... I could customize the LED. It was purple. With this Razer, I'm stuck with blue. =(
 
@Fluttershy not to mention it being made by razer
 
3:42 AM
2 mins ago, by OrigamiRobot
@kalina Accurate.
 
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@OrigamiRobot Did you just call @kalina a dog?
 
I seem to have summoned @GraceNote.
 
@AshleyNunn You could just dip your old mouse in pink paint
 
I feel... inadequate. I have one of those cheap $5 Microsoft USB Laser-optical mice.
 
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@YiJiang'sEvilClone It might not work so well then
 
3:43 AM
@AshleyNunn BUT AT LEAST IT WILL BE PINK
 
@Fluttershy Indeed
 
@kalina Whoa
 
...
 
@kalina Yeah... Luckily, I don't use macros of any kind, so I can kill the intrusive process associate with Razer products.
 
That's cool
 
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3:43 AM
Although, I did once cover a teal GBC in pink sparkly nail polish. It was PRETTY
 
@Yawus I only have a cyborg because normal mice make my hand hurt.
 
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(I was 12)
 
@Fluttershy I use macros for everything
 
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@YiJiang'sEvilClone Point.
 
@AshleyNunn Did the nail polish dissolve the plastic?
 
3:43 AM
I have a Razer Orochi
It's wonderful
 
@kalina Thanks for making me feel inefficient too. I don't macro anything...
 
@kalina To each their own. I've never felt a need for them. Even when I was playing WoW.
 
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@YiJiang'sEvilClone Surprisingly, no
 
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I have a....*flips it over and reads the bottom*
 
This is my mouse.
 
3:44 AM
I'm going to bed
 
user15026
Microsoft Wireless Mouse 5000.
 
@AshleyNunn I guess the Nintendo Seal of Quality counts for something
 
Unrelated: Has anyone in here seen the movie Pan's Labyrinth?
 
Good night, Bridge
 
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3:44 AM
It is a little too small for me.
 
Huh.
That's taking awhile to load.
 
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@Fluttershy No but I want to
 
@SaintWacko Quitter. Good night!
 
and then, I have this keyboard:
 
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@OrigamiRobot It doesnt look comfy
 
3:45 AM
which unfortunately, doesn't let you change the backlight colour
otherwise that would be pink as well
 
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@SaintWacko Sweet dreams
 
@AshleyNunn Oh it probably isn't at all, but it's sexy.
 
@AshleyNunn Watch iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
 
@SaintWacko nn
 
@OrigamiRobot Does it actually have burning coal underneath the mouse?
 
3:45 AM
@kalina STOP MAKING ME FEEL INADEQUATE.
 
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@Fluttershy I need to acquire it first, silly bean
 
@Yawus super light keys with cherry red switches mmmMMMmmm
 
I already have a bad enough inferiority complex.
 
I've got a logitech M325, a cheap, portable one, which is far too small for gaming, realistically. But I use it anyway.
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Broken windshield glass rolled in black epoxy with an orange LED underneath.
 
3:46 AM
Public Service Announcement: Anyone who has not seen Pan's Labyrinth by Christmas 2014 will have their Christmas trees peed on. By me.
 
@Fluttershy this is a little random
 
@Fluttershy Does that mean if I don't watch Pan's Labyrinth, you'll be at my Christmas party?
 
2 mins ago, by Fluttershy
Unrelated: Has anyone in here seen the movie Pan's Labyrinth?
 
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@Yawus I love parties!
 
3:46 AM
@Fluttershy I have seen it
 
@AshleyNunn Yeah, that looks like my keyboard.
 
but why wait until 2014?
 
Pan's Labrynth sucked except for the eye-hands guy. That scene was all of 10 minutes. If that.
 
there is a christmas at 2013 as well you know
@YiJiang'sEvilClone it's a good movie
I remember enjoying it a lot
I don't remember what it is about though
 
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3:47 AM
@kalina Mine has black switches.
 
due to having no form of long term memory
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone It is an amazing movie. One of my favorites.
Also, since we're posting keyboards:
 
@kalina It's about boring and nothing.
 
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@Fluttershy Good to nkow I have a time limit.
 
3:48 AM
@Fluttershy Same here! not the same laptop, but a laptop keyboard is a laptop keyboard...
 
@kalina I know, but I want to give people ample time. Plus I need time to plan out my trip.
 
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Although, if that gets you to visit....
 
@AshleyNunn I know, right?
 
So... what sort of typing speed do you guys have?
 
Fast enough.
 
3:48 AM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone ~119
 
@AshleyNunn black is a little bit heavier than red, I had so much trouble getting used to typing on this keyboard
 
I've never really had it measured.
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I was originally going to go for black
 
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@kalina I can imagine
 
Also, that comment could totally be taken out of context.
 
3:49 AM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone any number I quote will be a guess that will be wrong
@Yawus context removed
 
@kalina Ahahahaha
 
user15026
I like the black, but I partially have this one because my old roommate got something a bit more upscale
 
@Fluttershy don't make me take a typing test at 5am... sigh
 
@kalina Oh come on... That's like 3 PM for you on your sleep schedule.
 
3:51 AM
@Fluttershy 32 WPM. DO I win?
 
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@YiJiang'sEvilClone ....61, apparently
 
@Fluttershy doesn't mean I'm not physically tired
 
60, though I did make quite a lot of mistakes
 
@OrigamiRobot That depends. Are we playing golf?
 
and I got stuck on one word like 3 times
 
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3:51 AM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone I only made two, which I am proud of
 
backspacing to hell
 
@Fluttershy I'd have done better if it didn't move the words when you finish a line
 
Okay, that's a little creepy.
 
@kalina Are you my long-lost twin?
 
3:53 AM
 
I want to try Chinese, hmmm
 
I doubt typing tests could be used to measure genetic similarity...
 
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@Fluttershy speedypants
 
I'm a slow typer. Yay!
 
@AshleyNunn I've been typing extensively since I was like... 13. So that's... that's half my life. x_x
If @StrixVaria were here, he'd win this by a landslide.
 
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3:54 AM
@Fluttershy I've been for a similar lengbth, but my fine motor sucks. a lot.
 
@AshleyNunn I have very nimble fingers.
 
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@Fluttershy no comment.
 
Wow, that was terrible.
 
Comes from 11 years of playing bass.
 
this is all failing, I'm reading ahead too much and typing in the wrong word
 
3:55 AM
77 wpm on English on second try
 
Let me see if I can do better. I'm getting drunker though...
 
@Unionhawk You still did better than me
 
this is so hard to do stoned
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I panic when the words flash up red
 
3:57 AM
Nope. Did worse. =(
 
Hmmmm, my results are all over the place, but I do make a lot of mistakes
 
Are you guys just print-screening for the pictures? Or is there a handy thing to use for pictures?
 
@Fluttershy snipping tool
 
I don't think I need a better keyboard to type faster, even though this one is a little to small for my hands. I do want a keyboard with volume keys so I can adjust the volume without having to go back to the desktop every time when I'm in a game
 
@kalina I like Greenshot
 
3:59 AM
I'm just getting slowerrr. D:
 

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