The Bridge

Playing support phase last game my carry turned out to be a keyboard warrior who couldn't handle one of my early game temp cards having 3 points of power upgrade put into it

Guy wouldn't shut up for the rest of the game

Hate playing on ps4 cause I can't say stuff back

BlueBarren

@GnomeSlice Then how do you know they were frustrated?

GnomeSlice

Cause he was on pc or had a Bluetooth keyboard or something

BlueBarren

oh, cross play game?

GnomeSlice

Yeeeee buddy

BlueBarren

5:38 PM

I don't actually know what game you're talking about

GnomeSlice

Paragon

My bad

BlueBarren

That has cross play?

And it's on PS4?

GnomeSlice

Yeah

BlueBarren

I'm clearly out of touch

GnomeSlice

And free to play

Wipqozn

5:38 PM

@TimStone I don't drink coffee

GnomeSlice

All heroes free

Game is the shit

BlueBarren

Is it this card system you mentioned that's paid for? How are they making money?

GnomeSlice

You can pay for cosmetics

Tim Stone

@Wipqozn I know

GnomeSlice

Cards are how you do your build, you can only get them with in game currency

Wipqozn

5:40 PM

@TimStone It's all coming together

Paragon is the new SkyDrift for @GnomeSlice

Frank

Huh. I think I've figured out this process controller.

Wipqozn

@Sterno should name his third child Paragon.

GnomeSlice

Yo I played that the other day

So good

I wanted to play it with my girlfriend but I forgot it didn't have local play

Fkn tried like six games from my racing library and none of them had it

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice play Ikaruga with her instead

GnomeSlice

Not her kind of thing lol

We play tricky towers a lot. Honestly that's one of the best free monthly games PSN has given me, too bad it didn't get more attention

Also Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime

BlueBarren

5:46 PM

I want to play Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime

but I'm alone

so alone....

DanmakuGrazer

I can't recognize people when they change their avatar

BlueBarren

You don't look at people name's?

GnomeSlice

@BlueBarren even with two people it's really difficult... You need a full party

BlueBarren

It's more than two player?

GnomeSlice

Riptide GP2 is probably the best racing game I've found for ps4 so far and that's pretty sad

Worth the six Bux though

@BlueBarren yeah you can have up to four

DanmakuGrazer

5:50 PM

@BlueBarren Not always

BlueBarren

@GnomeSlice oh snap. Also you said it's difficult, I recommended that game to my parents, RIP them

@DanmakuGrazer so do you know who I am?

GnomeSlice

@BlueBarren yeah it's pretty freakin hard lol

We didn't get very far

DanmakuGrazer

@BlueBarren Vaguely

BlueBarren

@GnomeSlice well LOL

@DanmakuGrazer good enough

It took my parents a while to beat Portal 2

At least this game will keep them occupied for a long time

GnomeSlice

I may give this one a shot with her

ZHEROS - TRAILER - [PS4]

►

@BlueBarren they beat it though?

BlueBarren

5:52 PM

@GnomeSlice eventually

GnomeSlice

They'll probably do fine then just if they play on easy

BlueBarren

My parents are about 50

and they game very casually

my brother and I mostly recommend games they can play together

We got them an Xbox One for Christmas last year

GnomeSlice

I'm surprised they were able to beat it lol

BlueBarren

It's mostly my mom who makes them play because my dad just forgets these things. He's really into Galaga so we got him Galaga for the 360 and he never plays it

GnomeSlice

I guess I still have my friends copy of Rayman legends I could try

@BlueBarren lol

BlueBarren

5:55 PM

Rayman is also co-op I take it?

GnomeSlice

Shiftlings - Launch Trailer | PS4

►

@BlueBarren Yeh that one is

My friend said he and his gf used to play it a lot

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: When my minecraft has TPS of 20, but low fps, what does that mean?

I am trying to profile my minecraft, since I only have around 10-15 FPS, despite, IMHO, having a fast enough computer. Using TickProfiler, I can see that I get 20 TPS. I assume this means Entity ticks aren't slowing me down. Is that right? Does that mean my low fps is rendering related?

minecraft

BlueBarren

You people and your relationships

Alone forever (now imagine the word forever echoing into the distance)

GnomeSlice

@BlueBarren don't feel so bad, I was single till 25

And I'm still 25

BlueBarren

I don't really care tbh

I'm fine with how things are

And I mean that as in a don't care about that as thing about myself

I realize with how I worded that it might look like I'm directing that comment at you but that's not what I was doing, lol

Avery

6:18 PM

How does one even give a narcissist the "Stop it. Get some help." Moment

Jason Berkan

@Avery Have them almost die due to shrapnel in their chest from a weapon they built?

Avery

@JasonBerkan said person is my first degree blood-related relative

Though my respect to them is zero

I wish I never pulled the surgical knife off her hand

I checked a ton of resources and they're all like "they need to accept that they are"

they're also like "narcs usually have difficulty accepting they are so"

> yells at kids because they wanted to play and she couldnt say no and she got tired

> throws phone at ground out of anger

Phone breaks

> blames kids for the lost money

Lazers 2.0

6:36 PM

-1

Q: Do you play with other people in training modes?

I assume you do, as it is possible to get kicked in training modes "Practice Range" and "Practice vs. AI" (doesn't appear to be possible in Tutorial): You were removed from the match due to inactivity.

overwatch

0

Q: how do you enable and watch timelapses in eu4?

I see so many videos of people doing timelaspes like it was in game.how do you watch your countries history in a timelapse?

europa-universalis-4

BlueBarren

@Avery which one's narcissism? Is it similar to someone who's very egotistical and thinks they're the best?

MadMAxJr

Yes.

BlueBarren

Ah I have a friend like that

but it helps he realizes he's like that

Avery

@BlueBarren that's it yeah

Well this person thinks that theyre doing their best

and everyone's best

and when you criticize her she goes "you have problems too" or "you are just X"

i tell her I want a calm conversation and no interruption, she gets angry at second word and starts yelling

BlueBarren

I don't know if I can give you any good recommendations on how to deal with this person because I have this weird thing with people

I just don't dislike or hate anyone

I just end up liking someone for some reason or another

Avery

6:48 PM

I can't force anyone to a therapy

i wish I could

BlueBarren

Is there anything you find likeable about this person?

They have similar hobbies as you or they have a cool sense of fashion?

Avery

She's my mother? That's why I even care about them in the first place.

BlueBarren

Oh, hmmm that might make things difficult

Especially if you still live with her

Are you sure it's not just adolescent annoyance? I mean every teenage is annoyed by their parents. My mom still annoys me sometimes

Avery

Two of her sentences today and many many stuff earlier were huge red flags

user15026

@Avery for anything like that, you cant force it. They either get there or they don't. The more you push, the more human instinct is to not do the thing.

Lazers 2.0

7:04 PM

-2

Q: Is it faster to run or dodge-roll?

I'm currently attempting to beat God of War 1 in under 5 hours for the Speed of Jason McDonald achievement. When moving from from place to place, is it faster to run or dodge-roll?

achievements god-of-war

Avery

@Ash Then what do I do? Call CPS? Ignore kids signs of emotional abuse? Have a calm talk (tested, results were above)? Tell her she is a narc and she needs help? Force her into a therapy?

user15026

@Avery I don't know. Also, what do you mean by narc?

user15026

I just know the more you push people the less they will respond, the more you force, the less likely they will listen, especially if you don't have any authority

Avery

Narcissist

not narcotic

user15026

Oh, okay, I figured you were using it in a way I wasn't interpreting

user15026

7:11 PM

I know it with this meaning: google.ca/amp/www.urbandictionary.com/…

user15026

You might have to deal with people in higher authority but that will be tricky because you're afaik still a minor, yes?

user15026

(this is one of those things where it's unlikely most of us can really offer you a lot of practical advice other than the fact that you likely can't deal with on your own as a minor etc and you will have to find someone with the authority to actually cause change if the person isn't interested in helping themselves)

Avery

If I did call authorities my custody would be given to my dad

who is also a narcissist himself. Even more than mom. With mom I get 3 seconds of calm speech. He spews hate when I even mention wanting a civil chat.

Wipqozn

wHAT SHOULD I CAPS LOCK FOR CAPS LOCK

What should I do for supper Bridge?

Avery

@Wipqozn ew

replace capslock with esc

Jason Berkan

7:16 PM

@Wipqozn Fish.

Wipqozn

@JasonBerkan Yes, sushi is indeed the correct answer.

Jason Berkan

I am living vicariously through you, since I'm landlocked and you can walk to the ocean.

Wipqozn

@JasonBerkan I used to be able to see the ocean from my apartment, but now I'm on a lower floor so I can't.

Yuuki

@JasonBerkan If he's a turtle, doesn't that mean @Wipqozn carries a part of the ocean wherever he goes?

Avery

so let's say I call him in too. My custody goes to grandparents. They'd honor kill me or disown me if they knew the avery thing. I know that I panic too much on this stuff usually but these people are the ones that do spew that hate daily as a form of insult.

badp

7:18 PM

@Wipqozn do you miss the ocean

Wipqozn

@badp Luckily I can still see it from work

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: ESO - Morrowind - Is Seyda Neen quest chain incomplete?

I have a question about the slavers quest chain (Morrowind, first city - minor spoilers ahead)... I started the quest (can't remember the quest name... is exactly at entrance - if you started with the tutorial can't miss it, if you came with an older char is right near the skyshard in Seyda Neen...

the-elder-scrolls-online the-elder-scrolls

Avery

after that I would probably be considered for aunts which are meh

Jason Berkan

@Wipqozn I work on the top floor of the highest building in the city. I can see trees and then fields.

Avery

that might work but considering legal stuff and the time it takes when it all finalizes I'd be like 25

Wipqozn

7:19 PM

@JasonBerkan That sounds depressingly green. Not nearly enough wavy blue.

BlueBarren

@Avery then custody wouldn't even matter

user15026

@Wipqozn I have a jealous of your proximity to water

Wipqozn

@Ash Good good

man I really want seafood tonight

user15026

@Avery unfortunately I don't think there is a good answer to this.

user15026

@Wipqozn eat fish on my behalf :)

Avery

7:21 PM

@BlueBarren yes

BlueBarren

@Ash I would only be jealous if it were fresh water

Wipqozn

I'd get actual cooked fish if there were any fish places nearby that weren't sushi

Sadly the only seafood places close by are just "We deep dry this until there's no flavour"

BlueBarren

mmmm deep fry

Wipqozn

and clearly I'm too lazy to cook myself tonight

I should clean my kithcen then make a seafood platter tomorrow

BlueBarren

just remember to bring enough for the whole class

Wipqozn

7:24 PM

with garlic shrimp

mmm garlic shrimp

@BlueBarren No. I'm greedy.

BlueBarren

@Wipqozn turtles these days

Wipqozn

I'm still tempted to get something from a fish and chip place, but I know I'll regret it

user15026

@Wipqozn mmmm garlic shrimp

Wipqozn

I'll be like "this is exactly as tasteless and greasy as I expected, I regret my life choices"

user15026

@Wipqozn yep that's what will happen.

BlueBarren

7:26 PM

Man I was looking forward to eating the leftover homemade mac and cheese my mom made for me but now @Wipqozn is ruining that

user15026

@Wipqozn he said bring enough for them, not that you actually had to share it ;)

user15026

@BlueBarren I dunno that still sounds pretty awesome

Yuuki

Movie Night is back in action, send in your proposals and vote by June 2!

6

BlueBarren

@Ash yeah but fiiiiish

user15026

@BlueBarren macaroni today fish tomorrow?

Jason Berkan

7:28 PM

@Wipqozn My wife and I still talk about the scallops we had in Digby an eon ago.

Avery

@Yuuki that's a close date

BlueBarren

@Ash that's probably the right solution but man now I have to wait until tomorrow to eat some fish and I hate waiting :|

user15026

@BlueBarren or do fish tonight and macaroni tomorrow

Wipqozn

@JasonBerkan UUUGGGHHHH SO TEMTPED TO PURCHASE REGRET

Yuuki

@Avery If we want to get back on our regular bimonthly schedule, then unfortunately we'll have to decide quickly.

BlueBarren

7:29 PM

@Ash but the mac and cheese is easier, the fish I would have to cook

Wipqozn

Seafood platter: digby scallops, clams, haddock, fries

user15026

@Wipqozn you will just be sad and greasy

Wipqozn

@Ash I will be

user15026

@BlueBarren true true

Sepia Lazers

0

Q: Bridge Movie Night - June 2017

Oh my, it's been awhile! Unfortunately, we had some technical difficulties at our last movie night, which put showings on an indefinite hiatus. Luckily, I've found a solution that should require no extra effort on your part so we can continue with Movie Night. Now as this is somewhat late notice,...

discussion community-event movie-night

Wipqozn

7:29 PM

because I it'll be like "my god this is tasteless"

Jason Berkan

I think if your Digby scallops are tasteless than they are prepared incorrectly.

user15026

@Wipqozn yep. You know how it ends. Don't do it to yourself. You are a better turtle than that

Wipqozn

@JasonBerkan WEll not so much the scallops. but it's been many, many years since I've had a piece of deep fried haddock that had any taste to it aside from grease.

It's been a while too

Still tempted though

I'm not even concerned about it being terrible for me

Yuuki

@Wipqozn Malt vinegar? But also I guess that means your fish and chips person needs to add some paprika or other spices to the batter.

djsmiley2k

7:45 PM

why does windwos 10 ask for mah password when it locked :(

wtf is this crap

Kevin van der Velden

... because that is what locking it does?

Require you to enter your password

BlueBarren

What would be the point of locking it if you could just unlock it with one button?

djsmiley2k

because it's locking when it goes to sleep etc

user15026

Isn't that what locking does?

BlueBarren

right

Yeah when you put Windows 10 sleep it locks it first

djsmiley2k

7:47 PM

ok wtf now it's not

BlueBarren

so when you wake it back up it wants a password

djsmiley2k

this crap is wierdas.

Unionhawk

@Wipqozn The counterpoint here is fish and chips is delicious how dare you

djsmiley2k

yah

Yuuki

So it seems like an X/Y problem where the actual problem you have is with the sleep function, not the locking function.

BlueBarren

7:47 PM

I've only ever put it to sleep 3 times

djsmiley2k

@Yuuki well it isn't locked when it boots up.

because autologin works then....

Tim Stone

@Unionhawk This is someone who doesn't like bacon so I'm like 99% sure there's just something wrong with his tastebuds

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk Maybe it's just been ages since I've had good deep fried fish, because...

actually I don't even remember the last time I had deep fried fish

BlueBarren

@djsmiley2k I've set myself up that way too so it seems kind of silly to ignore that setting with the sleep function

Wipqozn

I think it was in a cafeteria last year

djsmiley2k

7:47 PM

you've not had it in the UK @Wipqozn

Wipqozn

before that, uh, I was probably 20 or 21

djsmiley2k

?

Yuuki

@Unionhawk Depending on what you do with the batter, the fish can taste pretty... tasteless.

Wipqozn

@djsmiley2k so 8 years ago

Since I've had deep fried fish that wasn't from a crappy cafeteria

Beedrill

@Wipqozn I have done this.

badp

7:49 PM

The PlayStation 3 has ended production according to the official PlayStation Japan website. http://www.jp.playstation.com/ps3/hardware/cech4300c.html https://t.co/uH0XIOCMRy

Tweeted by RPGSite on May 29, 2017 at 5:38 PM

BlueBarren

@badp well it's been a ride folks

user15026

Damn now I want fish.

BlueBarren

if I recall correctly 360 has already stopped production

user15026

I might have some sort of frozen white fish in my freezer...

Wipqozn

Oh, that place I was considering getting deep fried fish that tastes like grease from is closed on mondays

that's dumb

so SUSHI IT IS

user15026

7:54 PM

Well that just saved you from the bad decisions

Wipqozn

It really did

I don't even care about the fac tit was terrible for me, really, I just know I'd be like "this has no taste, this is why I stopped eating deep fried fish, fish gods please"

GodEmperorDune

the fish gods are laughing at you @Wipqozn

Wipqozn

I'll need to go get aseafood platter from an actual non-terrible fish place at some point

or like, make food

yes I'll make seafood tomorrow

badp

now I want seafood soup with ditalini

goddammit

Wipqozn

well I'm glad I ruined everyone day

2

badp

7:59 PM

but with more fishes

ditalini as a pasta shape are criminally underrated

(and mostly unavailable internationally :C)

Tim Stone

Pssh, Barilla has ditalini

badp

yeah, too bad most shops here don't have Barilla

GodEmperorDune

barilla is also anti-LGBT

Tim Stone

Get on our global consumerist level

@GodEmperorDune God damnit

badp

@GodEmperorDune pls

Beedrill

8:04 PM

@badp There's a common soup I've seen with this shape pasta.

GodEmperorDune

ah it seems it fixed its image a while ago

washingtonpost.com/politics/…

i withdraw my objection

Tim Stone

Oh, right

There's been so much to be angry about I can't easily remember back that far

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Distance to closest player

How to calculate distance to closest player to show it in scoreboard on vanilla server?

minecraft minecraft-commands

BlueBarren

Seems like this would be more of a Russian thing...

crap

wrong link, one sec

there we go

badp

@Beedrill yeah, that's one of THE shapes for soups. Also popular: conchiglie.

GodEmperorDune

8:15 PM

@badp shells are great

badp

or something that will soak up the sauce like "gnocchetti sardi"

(unlike gnocchi they're wheat; pictured with lentils)

or even orecchiette. Though dried orecchiette are sad. They need to be fresh.

djsmiley2k

worms stream coming up

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How do I unlock all the characters/stages in Super Smash Bros. 64?

What are the unlock conditions for all the characters & stages in the original Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 64?

super-smash-bros

badp

It's 20 past 10 and I still need to dinner

Is it really obvious that I'm direly hungry

djsmiley2k

djsmiley2k's Live PS4 Broadcast

►

djsmiley2k

8:40 PM

Looks like PSN is going down, enjoy

badp

30

A: What happens when you plug a UPS into itself?

Here's a different angle on the matter: what happened shortly before Nick decided to spring into action and singlehandedly defeat the 0-pronged UPS power cable from hell?

Enjoy some vintage ART

I make Caliborn look bad

good

er

um

LAZY

I make him look lazy

Yes

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: Pokémon - Determining encounter

I was looking on the Internet if there's published a little guide about the encounter process. On Bulbapedia I found a formula that is calculated on each step: P = x / 187.5 Where x is the rarity of a pokémon. How can I know this value for each Pokémon? The unique rate value I found is the ca...

pokemon-series

Dragonrage

@Yuuki Ive been on vacation since Thursday. Idk when I'll get home tonight. I'm currently about a 4 hour drive from home and idk when I'll be leaving. If I get home at a reasonable time I'll ping you and see if you are up for a game.

user15026

My bank is like "get 400 dollars for investing" - to get that you need to trade $100k worth of stuff o.O

Wipqozn

8:56 PM

Russian Man Drives Through Kazan Airport feat. Benny Hill

►

independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/…

I guess he was drunk

Arperum

@Ash At which point the 400 dollars are mostly peanuts and they've earned more on you already...

GodEmperorDune

@Ash maybe trade $1 worth 100k times?

user15026

Cops are next door again :/

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Any glitches to get past invisible borders of skyrim on Xbox 360?

I have done where you glitch out of a hold's wall to leave skyrim a couple times to explore the rest of tamriel, but i would like to do it by getting past the borders(better quality than doing said glitch), but all i have found is for pc players to use console commands. I can't get mods/watch an...

skyrim xbox-360

badp

9:15 PM

@Ash yeah that's low interest rates for you

cheap mortgages for those who can afford it

low money multipliers for those who need more money

clearly all you need to do is drop your $5,000/day avocado subscription

the US recently raised interest rates IIRC?

@Wipqozn holy shit Theresa May looks really old there

Wipqozn

@badp babysitting an adult child will do that to ya

MBraedley

@badp Is that May or Merkel pushing baby Trump?

Also, Trudeau and Macron just strutting their stuff.

badp

Merkel

I... don't know who May is talking to

doesn't look like Shinzo Abe from that angle

MBraedley

I wasn't entirely sure we agreed on who you thought looked old. Just some grey hairs on May, that's all, probably accentuated by the lighting.

badp

9:30 PM

May looked old

look at her legs

and her hands

MBraedley

Time to clean your monitor...

badp

dude

she's so tired of this shit

MBraedley

Okay, maybe her posture. The rest I'll chalk up to jpg artifacts.

badp

her legs barely look like they can sustain her weight

MBraedley

She's mid stride

badp

9:34 PM

L O W E N E R G Y

I mean Gentiloni isn't exactly looking like fountain of youth material but that goes without saying I don't even know what Italy does at G7 usually

so @Wipqozn what do you think of new Jim Sterling

Private Pansy

@MBraedley Wait, you mean reality doesn't look like that

Blurry with bits of random green and red bits around people's hair?

Unionhawk

9:51 PM

ENHANCE

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: "Origin is currently not running" error on Mac (d3382ced984c6a3800000000)

I have a friend who is trying to play the Sims 4 on her mac laptop. When she tries to play she gets the error shown below/Above. She has already tried uninstalling and reinstalling origin to the latest version (which is what every website has told us to do so far) but not luck. If anyone can plea...

the-sims-series

badp

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