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1:00 PM
Didn't some people ask for a mod for SDV where you could romance an underage girl?
 
Read that article btw, it's good
 
My 4 year old daughter was singing AC/DC's Thunderstruck with me in the car this morning. PARENTING WIN
 
Good choice of music
 
@Yuuki Did they ever add proper touchscreen support to it?
 
@Sterno \o/
 
1:08 PM
@SaintWacko I don't know if my job has touchscreen support.
 
@KevinvanderVelden My six year old fosterbrother is likes Ensiferum. He mentioned it a couple times already that the music that was playing was good. I also got him a Blind Guardian tshirt for his birthday this year, he was very happy with that..
 
@Yuuki QUICK. QUIT TO PLAY MORE GAMES
 
1:22 PM
@fredley Interesting article.
Shows that noone is beyond redemption
 
I have the strange desire to play Cook Serve Delicious. I blame @StrixVaria
 
@Sterno It's so good.
 
@Sterno I blame your mom. but yeah that game does look fun.
@fredley I'm a monster, I know.
@fredley How many does it have? It had two before, although the second one was more of a dungeon than a mine iirc.
 
I used to play it on iPad but it looks like it's not for iPhone.
Or some other version that I'd have to rebuy is
 
1:27 PM
@Yuuki Protip: Try to save a few vacation days for releases of games you're super hyped for. I did that for Dark Souls 3.
@Sterno isn't it only afew dollars?
 
Irrelevant
It's actually free with IAPs
 
@Wipqozn still 2, afaik
 
@Sterno Ah I see. See I was thinking oth e steam version.
@fredley Happy to see Python at no.1
Sad to see PHP in't higher, aka the best language. Like, everyone loves it. Not sure why it isn't higher.
Surprised to see JAvascript so much lower than PHP, actually
 
I'd assume Javascript would be higher than PHP.
 
1:32 PM
@Wipqozn This site is awful. It's giving me anxiety
 
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x86 Computer Hardware Configuration

Proposed Q&A site for people who build, repair, and use computers based on the x86 architecture.

Closed before being launched.

 
@fredley I...what
That doesn't make any sense
That's not how venn diagrams work
 
what's wrong with that one? why do they mention concussions?
 
> Two weeks ago I told you if you looked up you could see rock bottom. Then last week I told you if you looked up you could see the place we were a week ago. Well, this week, if you look up, all you can see are the thin plywood boards surrounding us on all sides because we are in a coffin and we are buried alive in the horror that is this election.
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1:35 PM
@Nzall wrong with it: Look at the data in the "bar graphs", concussions: Because it's american football and concussions are a thing that happens several times per match per person
 
@Sterno Brilliant
 
@Wipqozn Apparently I work in some sorta niche stuff (C#)
 
@Arperum Honestly I'm starting to think that graph is horribly inaccurate
 
@KevinvanderVelden I thought that that TFL indicator meant concussions or something
 
1:37 PM
Damnit youtube why are you taunting me with youtube red. I do want it BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE IT TO ME
 
@KevinvanderVelden redtube?
 
@fredley hahahah omg
 
@fredley No, youtube red youtube.com/red
 
@RedRiderX hey man, remember that time you posted a redtube link or something and we were all like "RedTuberX"?
 
I am not @RedRiderX
 
1:38 PM
Oh man memorie
MEMORIES
 
That was amazing
 
The moment YTR is in Belgium, I'm getting it
 
neva4get
 
It was fantastic
 
cc: @RedTubeX
 
1:38 PM
Wait, that actually happened? Someone posted a porn video in chat?
 
@RedRiderX played clipboard roulette and lost
 
The important question is: did it hotbox?
 
I honestly don't even remember the context
 
There was no context
 
Yup, just the plain link
 
1:39 PM
@fredley I've been afraid of that happening so many times
 
Apr 29 '14 at 13:40, by SaintWacko
Looking at the star list, it seems @RedRiderX should change his name to @REDTUBEX
 
@Nzall yeah, a few years ago iirc
 
What the hell are people copying those urls to the clipboard for in the first place?!
Like, take me through the workflow
 
@fredley insert relevant xkcd
 
Maybe they want to share it on a message board or something?
 
1:41 PM
I share the links with @Sterno's mom
 
@fredley I 'unno, for storing somewhere for future "reference"?
 
It's like one of those things that sometimes happen in WoW, where someone accidentally says their ERP message in general chat
 
My mom has the best links. They're really great. Nobody has better links than her.
 
@Sterno Okay, in this context? THAT is creepy
 
It occurs to me that I could mod abuse @RedRiderX name to @RedTuberX
@Nzall WEll I think that was the point
 
1:42 PM
We're talking about porn links, I'm not sure how you know your mom has porn links
 
Chat got weird fast
I'm off
 
Chat didn't get weird. Chat is always weird, it just changed the method of being weird
 
@arda Oh man that could be read wrong
I blame @RedRiderX for all of this
 
@KevinvanderVelden weird by my standards
 
Got my vote figured out finally
 
1:46 PM
I'm voting for giant meteor
 
Some of these youtube comments on the latest john oliver video, omg
> Currently American citizens are bent over a table getting this election rammed up our asses over and over again..
 
Giant meteor will solve crush all our issues
@Nzall rule #1 of YouTube: do not read comments
 
@Sterno can't we have Canada for US president
@fredley bloody graphs
 
@arda I don't think you get a vote, sorry man
 
Only Americans get to decide if the Earth is crushed by a giant meteor.
 
1:52 PM
@Wipqozn bloody voting laws
 
@Wipqozn I'll keep that in mind for later.
 
 
Unfortunately, I was unaware of the 1.1 release for Stardew Valley and it's a bit early for me to take vacation days.
 
Do you know of anything that's similar to that? Or what that (sub)genre is called? That thing is amazing.
 
@Sterno What happened this time?
 
1:54 PM
@Yuuki Trump
 
@Sterno Well, yeah. But what did he do this time?
 
(2nd debate, crazy shit he's said since then)
 
Last time was the sexual assault scandal thing.
 
This was him saying the election was rigged, Hillary is actively trying to sabotage America with foreign banks, and other random shit
 
What fears me more than trump winning is that there's people voting for him.
 
1:56 PM
It's great how the rhetoric is if Trump loses, the election is rigged. If Clinton loses, the people have spoken.
It's just fantastic.
I love it.
 
Can we just turn United States off and on again? Maybe that'll fix the election.
 
Even thinking like a conspiracy theorist, that makes no sense. As if all-powerful secret behind-the-scenes shadow conspiracies would risk any possible chance of losing the highest office in the land.
 
@arda I propose we skip the second step off that
 
@KevinvanderVelden good idea.
 
@Yuuki Are you implying that the "rational" conspiracy theorist should see Trump as a lizardperson?
 
2:00 PM
Clearly trump is an orangeperson
@badp seems accurate
 
Wait, if we turn off the USA, does that mean they join the UK again? If that's the case, I'm not sure if it's an improvement
 
@Nzall At least Trump cannot run for Queen.
 
@Arperum Well, the point of being a conspiracy theorist is to have no hope that you can control the world around you. Believing that Trump is going to fight back against the wealthy elite clearly defeats that.
@Nzall Well, they're going to need someone to replace Scotland.
 
@Yuuki Trump is so far into the wealthy elite that it's not even funny.
 
@KevinvanderVelden wharrgarbl
 
2:02 PM
#Brexit #@fredley
 
I wish Bernie was the Democrat candidate
 
@Nzall no, we just delete all the people and buildings and use the vast amount of terrain for crops and renewable energy
 
@Yuuki (gets triggered by the reckless usage of sigils)
 
@KevinvanderVelden poor @Yuuki
 
@Yuuki cc @archer
 
2:04 PM
If Hillary wins, is there any way for Bernie to be able to run as the democratic candidate in 4 years?
 
@Nzall Very doubtful
 
@Nzall If she does badly enough that the Democrats want to run another candidate instead of an incumbent.
 
@Nzall 8 years maybe
 
He's already 75. He probably won't be around by then.
 
0
Q: Are dwellers guaranteed to survive in the wasteland as long as they have stimpaks?

Bar AkivaThe HP of one of my explorers is getting dangerously low. He still has 2 stimpaks (and is below level 10 so each use would heal alot). I wonder if he is 100% safe as long as he has stimpaks, or if he can be instagibbed (dying from a high damage hit even though he has healing items).

 
2:06 PM
@Sterno He'd be 83 years old then. That almost reminds me of how old the Queen is
The Queen is 90 right now. in 8 years she's 98.
 
We have a better Queen
YEAH I KNOW THEY'RE BRITISH
 
@Sterno Freddie Mercury: He didn't leave a mark on history, he French Kissed it
 
DOESN'T MATTER
Seriously though, the whole Queen thing you guys have going on is just weird at this point
 
@Sterno Does he also mention Trump encouraging his supporters to basically harass minority voters at the polls come election day? (cc @Yuuki)
 
@Wipqozn no
 
2:10 PM
@Sterno Okay
 
@Nzall "I voted Trump because I wanted to feel the bern"
 
@arda true, we'll loose some good people but on the whole taking out trump is probably worth it
 
TIL "Queen" was originally going to be named "Smile"
 
@Nzall Her mum lived to be over 100
 
@KevinvanderVelden I'd be okay with becoming Soylent Green if it meant that I was 100% sure that I'd be taking Trump with me.
 
2:12 PM
there need to be more crossover coverband/politicians
Bananarobama
 
Threats on the life of presidential candidates are srs bsns
 
@Wipqozn Also the part where voter registrations were claimed by police and so a shitton of hispanic voters may not be allowed to go vote even though they registered to vote.
 
@Arperum "will not" = "may not"
Also, that wasn't Trump, so why would they mention it?
 
@Sterno True, it was republicans though, and would help Trump.
 
2:15 PM
@Arperum Guild by association! @twobugs wants a few words with you!
 
@Sterno Well, I'm pretty sure I'm inadvertently on multiple lists already, so what's one more?
 
Metalicalahan
 
Also, assuming you're talking about the Indiana thing, it was mostly African Americans, not Hispanics
I mean, not that it changes your point
 
Speaking of "not wanting to deal with November 28", I need to drive to the board of elections and do early voting at some point this week
 
@Arperum Well, it was also the state where Mike Pence, who is Trump's vice-president, was governor.
 
2:17 PM
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Q: Xbox 360 E71 error

TindalMy xbox 360 cannot boot up, it just shows the logo briefly and then suddenly shows an error E71 message and the red dot on the power button (center red dot). The brief background of my problem is that i took the console to a local guy purporting to be good at updating jtag/rgh console dashboards....

 
> Captain David Bursten, spokesman for the Indiana State Police, also disputed the agency was engaged in voter suppression. “Every allegation by Patriot Majority USA against the Indiana State Police is completely false. In fact, it is clear from evidence documented to date that we have uncovered intentional acts of fraud by representatives of Patriot Majority USA,” he said. Bursten said no voter registration applications were taken from the Indiana Voter Registration Project.
My problem with this thing is that the articles aren't overwhelmed with actual facts, and both sides are saying opposite things
 
We need some newsoutlet that only published actual stated facts dammit.
 
I bet @badp loves november 28th on leap years
 
Also, from what I'm hearing, they found maybe ten fraudulent voter registrations
 
It's the 333rd day of the year, with 33 days remaining
 
2:19 PM
Out of 45,000 people who now won't be able to vote
 
I mean, the one side is saying "If they take the applications, they'll disenfranchise all these voters! It's their whole plan!" and the other side is saying "Umm... we're not actually doing that."
 
@Sterno Guild by association? Is that where, because there are 2 thieves in your house, they automatically are assumed to work together with the maffia?
 
@SaintWacko "won't be able to vote" = "might not be able to vote if the applications are taken" = they say they're not taking them
However, it's just both sides saying stuff. I don't actually see somewhere yet where it's like "YES, THEY TOOK THEM" or "NO, THESE PEOPLE ARE FINE"
It's important to watch for the weasel words.
> Patriot Majority’s one-minute radio ad opens with a wailing siren and a male announcer referencing the raid: “Indiana state police recently shut down our state’s largest voter registration program. This police raid was under the leadership of Republican Governor Mike Pence. Now 45,000 citizens, almost all African Americans, could lose the right to vote.”
COULD
 
That's true
 
... People who put sirens in radio ads are the worst.
 
2:21 PM
I didn't realize there was doubt on whether they had actually taken them
@Yuuki And car horns, and screeching tires
Just general road noise should be banned from radio ads
 
@KevinvanderVelden it depends on whether or not 28/11 also confirms @KevinvanderVelden
 
@SaintWacko I'm not surprised, because:
> Correction: An earlier version of this story incorrectly stated that the Indiana State Police seized 45,000 voter registration applications during an Oct. 4 raid of the Indiana Voter Registration Project. A state police spokesman and the head of the voter registration group say copies of some voter applications were photocopied during the raid, and the originals were left at the office.
 
2+8+1+1 = 12 = 3*3+3
that is pleasant
 
12 is an overall pleasant number.
@Sterno Well, that is incredibly frustrating.
 
1+2=@KevinvanderVelden
also
 
2:26 PM
A lot of the quotes in the story about what is happening are all quotes of Craig Varoga, the director of the group being investigated for fraud. It's important to take them with a grain of salt.
 
... wait, does this mean Half-Life 3 will be released/announced on Nov. 28?
 
@badp - @Unionhawk = @Wipqozn
Abridgematic
 
@Yuuki of a leap year
 
@fredley Are you saying @Unionhawk is good?
 
so probably 2020
 
2:27 PM
@KevinvanderVelden That is not necessarily impied
 
@badp And/or this year
 
@KevinvanderVelden so probably 2024
 
@fredley well "bad - $x = the worst", so you have to go down from there
 
I heard Valve are too busy making their next big project, 'Badp Simulator 2017'
 
maybe if you did "bad + wrong = the worst", that'd work
 
2:28 PM
@KevinvanderVelden Don't imply things about the arithmetic space.
 
@KevinvanderVelden Maybe @badp is super awesome and @Unionhawk has negative goodness and then there was integer overflow
 
especially if your implications imply perl sigils
@Sterno plausible
 
But I guess then @badp would have to be almost maximum goodness, and that seems unlikely
 
I'm probably so close to maximum goodness you might shorten it to GODNESS
 
Wait, I've got it. @Unionhawk = 0 and @badp is the worst, just like @Wipqozn
 
2:29 PM
@fredley are you saying the bridge is some kind of non-euclidean eldritch horror?
 
@Sterno but we can't both be the terriworstest
 
Also, conveniently, this makes @Unionhawk a zero.
 
@KevinvanderVelden I would say that this explains so many things, but even "non-euclidean eldritch horror" seems like a euphemism for the Bridge.
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@KevinvanderVelden + @Unionhawk = 3
QED
 
So @Unionhawk is 0 and therefor we should all ignore him
 
2:31 PM
That's what the math is saying, apparently
 
@Sterno Are you saying @Unionhawk is the non-euclidean eldritch additive identity?
 
@Yuuki Mathematical!
 
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Q: Deleting Online games

Cuan But what if you don't have a subscription and you just by the game online through the Playstation store. Can you delete from your drive and install on a later stage.

 
@fredley I don't know what I'm actually saying, but I'm trying to say that @Unionhawk is a zero, not a hero.
 
@Unionhawk, the Zero of Time.
 
2:33 PM
He might even be THE MOST zero. Zero-er. Zero-ist.
 
Meanwhile, in non-euclidean eldritch horror:
 
Actually, since his avatar is Wind Waker-related right now, I guess he's the Zero of Winds?
But he's the boat, that makes him the Zero of Red Lions?
Or the King of Red Zeroes?
 
@fredley must not stab everyone at nbc
Mostly because they're far away and that takes effort
 
No right now I am Ganon from Wind Waker
 
2:34 PM
Oh yeah I should pull a @Unionhawk
 
@Unionhawk So... the Zero of the Desert?
@fredley Ugh, NBC-2. That means Southwest.
 
Not necessarily it looks like
 
Oh wait, nbc-2.com
"nbc-2" returns Fort Meyers, which means Florida!
 
It looks like SW Florida
 
WHOO, SAVED.
 
2:36 PM
There, let's see how long it takes for people to start complaining
 
which makes more sense
@KevinvanderVelden 3-5 business minutes
 
Is it behind the brown? =p
 
@KevinvanderVelden what's wrong with your pic
 
@KevinvanderVelden Did you just change your avatar from a bronze to a green drake?
 
2:38 PM
Apparently I was wrong, it was less than 2 business minutes which is fortunate for me considering that's within the edit window
 
\o/ for complaining
 
I mean who what no I didn't edit that
 
Indeed, no edit history at all
 
GODDAMMIT, WHY DID I THINK REFRESHING THE CHAT WINDOW WAS A GOOD IDEA.
I COULD'VE KEPT OLD @KEVIN AND NOT BEEN SUPER-ANNOYED FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
 
You'll get used to it
 
I feel this is appropriate here, despite stealing it from @Unionhawk:
 
@fredley I hope that means Trumpers don't turn out
 
@KevinvanderVelden Oh, I thought you were going to use the DEAL WITH IT gif.
 
@KevinvanderVelden I didn't know you'd get this sort of satisfaction from avatar changes
 
Meh, if @Yuuki can play it up then so can I
 
2:43 PM
@Yuuki @KevinvanderVelden has changed his avatar? What a monster
Oh man, the new one is awful
Why would you do that @Kevin, it's basically the same thing but a different colour. Unacceptable.
 
@fredley wait wait wait doesn't that mean you can solve this with some css
 
@fredley naah, this dragon is in a tree
 
so what you need to do is change @KevinvanderVelden's CSS and mod abuse the avatar back for the rest of us
 
@KevinvanderVelden MAKE LIKE A TREE THEN
 
@badp Well thanks to me, this is no longer a mod power
 
2:45 PM
@KevinvanderVelden honestly all I can see is an artichoke
 
Well, really thanks to @fredley
 
@Unionhawk thank mr fredley
 
So you should probably just blame @Wipqozn and call it a day
 
THANKS GUYS
REAL TEAMWORK WE'VE GOT GOING ON HERE
 
@fredley and what? Photosynthesize?
 
2:46 PM
@KevinvanderVelden IT IS AUTUMN, SO TURN BROWN
 
I GUESS THAT MEANS OUR ONLY RECOURSE IS DELETING ACCOUNTS
 
I GUESS THAT MEANS OUR ONLY RECOURSE IS TO TALK IN CAPS FOREVER
 
THIS IS ALSO ACCEPTABLE
 
> Breathe deeply. The election will be over in 23 days. Well, unless there’s a recount.1 Or unless one of the candidates refuses to accept the results of the election, provoking a Constitutional crisis and undermining the norms that have made the United States the world’s leading democracy for the past 240 years or so. Hey, how about those Cubs?
 
2:47 PM
TEXT-TRANSFORM: UPPERCASE;
 
Goddammit Nate Silver THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME FEEL BETTER
 
TEXT-TRANSFORM: BADP;
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@Unionhawk A candidate not accepting the results? Gee, I wonder who would do that?
 
hey you know who else was ready to scream voting fraud before the election
 
@Unionhawk Hillary will probably win by a wide margin, so there won't be grounds for a recount. Trump with bitch and whine but ultimately he'll be powerless to actually cause any kind of trouble.
 
2:48 PM
brexiteers /cc @fredley
 
@fredley What if he gets in the sea?
 
@getinthesea, The edge of a cliff
Highlighting people and things that need to get in the fucking sea. Now also a 256-page book of fury. https://t.co/LAqLI21iuh
797 tweets, 143k followers, following 1 users
 
@fredley Yes.
 
One of my favourite twitters
 
> The economy remains “meh” — that’s a technical term
lol
 
2:56 PM
whatever company is delivering this shite is really stupid
 
Hey, shite delivery is a very non-competitive industry. You can't blame them for not optimizing when there's no economic incentive to do so.
 
> 10. What would keep me up late at night if I were Trump?
> I’m not sure I can keep up the gag of pretending that Trump has some sort of rational inner monologue. So instead, I’ll think of this question as what would keep me up late at night if I were Kellyanne Conway, Trump’s campaign manager.
lol
 
@fredley it is spring on half the planet
 

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