The Bridge

Wipqozn

5:00 PM

@GodEmperorDune The only ice cream I eat now is from ice cream shops that make it in the store.

MadMAxJr

Cold Stone Creamery.

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn like they make the ice cream in the back or they have pre-made ice cream and just mix stuff in

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune They make it in the back.

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn that is acceptable

Batophobia

@Powerlord Gearbox is closing?

MadMAxJr

5:02 PM

2k Australia

Powerlord

@Batophobia 2K Australia

Batophobia

ah

MadMAxJr

Leaving Australia with zero AAA tier developers

Fluttershy

I am the boredest.

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy Work or home?

Fluttershy

5:03 PM

@Powerlord The Pre-Sequel was actually considered by many to be the best in the series thus far. So 2k Australia closing came as a pretty big surprise.

@Wipqozn Work. :(

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy TV Tropes?

MadMAxJr

Good games makes companies die these days.

Wipqozn

That would kill a few hours.

MadMAxJr

TLDR; modern game releases are like the creature from Alien on release.

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn Not for me it wouldn't. I couldn't find that site any less interesting if I tried.

Rapitor

5:05 PM

@MadMAxJr stupid?

MadMAxJr

@Rapitor Says the raptor with a top hat.

Rapitor

yes hi

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy Wikipedia then? Suggest me a period of history you like, and I'll link you to something.

You can then crawl.

GodEmperorDune

@MadMAxJr chestburster, facehugger, fully grown xeno?

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn Hmm... I'm not sure on a specific period of history. But I've always found Greek mythology fascinating.

MadMAxJr

5:06 PM

@GodEmperorDune Depends on the AAA game release.

The developer flops down to the table, convulses, the game releases, the developer dies.

Wipqozn

Greek primordial deities

In Greek mythology the primordial deities are the first entities or beings that came into existence. These deities are a group of gods from which all others descend. They most notably include Uranus (Father Sky) and Gaia (Mother Earth), who preceded the Titans, who themselves preceded the Olympians. == Genealogy and nature == Although generally believed to be the first gods produced from Chaos, some sources mention a pair of deities who were the parents of the group. These deities represent various elements of nature. Chaos has at times been considered, in place of Ananke, the female consort of...

Rapitor

@Fluttershy norse

Batophobia

Anyone prestige yet?

Rapitor

@Batophobia nope. but i got a pretty decent set going

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn Thanks!

Rapitor

5:09 PM

dat halloween

GodEmperorDune

@Rapitor looks like a face

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy The best part about using Greek Mythology to kill time is that it's easy to drift over Roman mythology too. Double the content for half the price!

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Unionhawk

> Mashed Potatoes

I'm done

I can't

GnomeSlice

Cant what

Wipqozn

2 hours ago, by Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice What's wrong?

GnomeSlice

5:13 PM

No I was talking to @Unionhawk

Unionhawk

There're fucking mashed potatoes as an ice cream flavor in this stupid clicker

GnomeSlice

Ido what's wrong with me, just super tired and they're giving me endless hard physical labour

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice Oh, okay. I was worried something went horribly wrong with your date.

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice sounds like you know exactly what's wrong with you

GnomeSlice

Lol no my date was awesome

Rapitor

5:15 PM

@Unionhawk its the best

Batophobia

@Rapitor You can change the order?

Unionhawk

@Rapitor STUPID

@Batophobia Yes

GnomeSlice

I stayed up too late playing destiny and now I'm paying for it

Unionhawk

Click and drag stuff

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice Okay, that's whaty I thought

@GnomeSlice This is why I always go to bed early.

Rapitor

5:16 PM

@Batophobia click and drag stuff around. your top 5 is what your workers sell

Wipqozn

Everyone who thinks I'm crazy, but I'm the only on that isn't crazy!

James

@GnomeSlice Was GTAV for me.

GnomeSlice

Holy shot my back hurts

When I stood up Judy now

Rapitor

@GnomeSlice that's not nice. you should apologize.

GnomeSlice

Just

Unionhawk

5:18 PM

-1 on this game: doesn't have a half-baked combo

(vanilla ice cream, chocolate ice cream, cookie dough, brownie dough)

(THE BEST)

GnomeSlice

Uggghhhh I gotta go back to work

Rapitor

@Unionhawk i don't think you can even combo flavors that much. i've only seen side by side

GnomeSlice

The worst

Unionhawk

@Rapitor Yeah yeah'

GnomeSlice

Flounders collapse in history

6

Ugh just nvm

Pce

Batophobia

5:19 PM

@Rapitor How do you change the topping?

Rapitor

@Batophobia drag the toppings. same way

Unionhawk

According to the Internet, aka Twitter, today is allegedly national high five day?

HIGH FIVES

Jan 11 at 15:27, by Unionhawk

MadMAxJr

Gnomeslice quotes should be the giant AI of System Shock 3, trying to guide you, but is forced to send all communication through auto-correct as it's the last means of communicating to the player it has.

Unionhawk

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk This is one of my ll time favourite pictures.

Rapitor

5:22 PM

mod abuse?

Unionhawk

No, I thought it was gone

Since it didn't load

Apparently it's a big gif

That doesn't want to be uploaded to stack imgur

DEAR GAWKER: DON'T GET RID OF THAT ONE

Powerlord

@MadMAxJr Meh, I don't think System Shock 3 will ever come out. Would you kindly stop talking about it?

Unionhawk

@Powerlord It will not.

MadMAxJr

@Powerlord Ha ha ha, your mimetic trigger won't phase me! Now then, why do I have a sudden urge to discuss anything else?

Powerlord

@Unionhawk I can't tell if you got the joke there or not.

I know @MadMAxJr did.

Unionhawk

5:26 PM

@Powerlord Is the joke that Bioshock is System Shock 3 you idiot?

Batophobia

Sounds like @Unionhawk missed his nap

Powerlord

@Unionhawk Not is necessary, but it is definitely inspired by System Shock 2.

Unionhawk

Sounds like @Batophobia needs to SHUT HIS FACE HOLE

@Powerlord That's like saying Bloodborne isn't directly in the Souls series.

Technically correct, but it's so much of a spiritual successor that it might as well be.

Powerlord

@Unionhawk Yes, but last I checked they're still making Dark Souls games.

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk So that's a yes to missing your nap?

Rapitor

5:28 PM

grump @uni

Powerlord

Whereas Looking Glass died well before Bioshock came out

Lazers

0

Q: Psn swap need to transfer data over to a new email address

My sons psn was set with his uncles email address but we can't access it and all of his information and data is on there is there any way we can swap to my email address for his profile

ps4

0

Q: Play job again after completed?

I have already completed the fleeca job as leader. Whenever I go to my apartment it tries to start the prison break heist. I want to do the fleeca job. Is this possible?

gta-online

Unionhawk

TAKE THAT @UNI

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk Are you suggesting that you and @Batophobia make out?

Unionhawk

No

No I am not

Powerlord

5:30 PM

In fact, Irrational Games (System Shock 2's co-creator) became 2K Games... who created Bioshock.

Unionhawk

What the fuck @Wipqozn

5

Wipqozn

I know that's not what's going on in the comic, but I'm hoping it gets me some stars.

Unionhawk

@Wipqozn And I'm hoping "What the fuck @Wipqozn" gets stars, and succeeded

TAKE THAT @WIPQOZN

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk I'm just happy to have a larger presence in the starred list.

Powerlord

30 minutes until meeting #2.

Unionhawk

5:32 PM

DAMMIT

GodEmperorDune

angry @uni best @uni

Wipqozn

YESSSSS STARBAIT STATUS: SUCCESS

@GnomeSlice I can't wait until you're on desktop so you can reveal what you were trying to say.

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn that ruins the mystery of @gnomephone

Unionhawk

Animals are literally chewing through the Old Spice's cables. Stream should be live in a bit! http://t.co/8MxuikBHyN

Tweeted by theGunrun on April 16, 2015 at 4:54 PM

What

Double what, even

1) Old Spice has a Twitch? Why?
2) How is that not a joke?

Grace Note

"This is what anger looks like"

MadMAxJr

5:44 PM

That is how you get a Wiimote lodged firmly in your skull.

Tim Stone

Enthusiastically: Buy the talking Elcor plush

Unionhawk

Next year, I hope to be this good at Mario Kart and demolish my enemies. And my friends.

Like, that's the first order of business with my summer paychecks. Buy a Wii U, get Mario Kart 8 and DLC

GodEmperorDune

@TimStone i would buy if it was HK calling me a meatbag

MadMAxJr

Still waiting for the full Elcor rendition of Hamlet.

And come on Bioware, Ubisoft had Blood Dragon, you can't give us Blasto the Hannar as a quick make-and-drop game?

Ktash

6:09 PM

@Fluttershy My guess is that's probably a port of KINGDOM HEARTS χ to western. I could be wrong, in which case ugghhhhh, but that's probably what it is

Lazers

0

Q: How can I tell if jobs are Co-Op or not?

Simple question, is there a way to tell if a job is going to be competitive or cooperative before jumping into it? Went through a nice set of jobs last night and it was hard to figure out which game play style they were before we were just running them.

Blargl.

@Yuuki no.

Thief Juice: It's a mouthcrime.

Rapitor

wat

Yuuki

6:20 PM

@Rapitor Leverage.

Sterno

I'm not sure a quote from a guy on 60 minutes 2 decades ago is worth repeating as if it is current and accurate information. — Sterno 1 min ago

Oh, Health.SE

Rapitor

Besiege still going strong

Ktash

6:44 PM

CC @Fluttershy @AshleyNunn @Frank and others who play KH (sorry, I can never remember who does)

GodEmperorDune

@Ktash frying pans?

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune It's a thing.

Mad Scientist

@Sterno That answer is there for three hours and I'm the only one that downvoted

Ktash

@GodEmperorDune If it's not the most powerful "key"-blade, I'll be disappointed

Rapitor

why is chocolate and cheese a combo. thefuck game.

Ktash

6:54 PM

New Star Wars trailer is up

2

GodEmperorDune

@Ktash [SPOILER] IS STILL ALIVE!

finally i agree with making the EU non-canon

Sterno

@MadScientist That's okay. Robert doesn't see any problem with the way voting is going

GodEmperorDune

@Sterno did he respond recently?

Batophobia

@Ktash Ha, I get it

John

7:10 PM

@Ktash goes to Google it because he doesn't trust YT links in the Bridge

Ktash

@John Haha fair enough. I don't Friday though, just as a general thing. The only time I Friday is to the Friday/Nyan Cat remix, and I don't really try and hide that :P

MBraedley

@John It's good

John

@Ktash Oh well that's Nyan Cat, though, that's okay.

Batophobia

@John Verified

MBraedley

@John gist.github.com/Unionhawk/c92b97a633316480040e/raw/…

Which is weird because the script will identify itself as a Rebecca Black link.

Unionhawk

7:13 PM

It's funny, even

(that's @fredley's script de-evilized)

John

@MBraedley yay

ok Bridge I have another problem

Unionhawk

Theoretically it could probably false positive on any given YouTube link if it's listed as related.

John

I need a "fun" sounding piece of music to play for an audience that doesn't want to be there

@Unionhawk That's probably okay

GnomeSlice

In what context @John

John

@GnomeSlice It's a dance recital and I'm going to be playing a piano piece somewhere in the middle

so most of the audience will probably be relatives who came because they had to

GnomeSlice

7:18 PM

Ohhh

Chopsticks

Trollope

John

heh

GnomeSlice

Trololo*

Chippies

Blah, GTA V crashed twice close to the end of a heist in single player, lamesauce

GnomeSlice

Tetris theme

Lazers

0

Q: Do i need to play past a certain point to play online?

I have the steam version of grand theft auto and after 2-3 days of trouble shooting i finally find a workaround my problem despite how stupid it is. But anyways that's not the question. My question is basically i've read that you need to play at least the prologue of the single player to play G...

grand-theft-auto-5

John

7:20 PM

I'm considering trying "Battle on the Bridge" from FF5

That one might have to wait until next year though

>.>

GnomeSlice

Probably nobody will know what it is

John

They don't have to

badp

E_ANERROR

MBraedley

@badp Very descriptive.

John

Hm, the Song of Storms could work

GnomeSlice

7:24 PM

NHL fact fugging huffs so mush fifth

4

God donut

6

My back hocking hurts so much today

Ducking

DYGDCNCDGXBKKYDVIVBHYCVOOKHBBBBBBBB

MBraedley

Apr 13 at 17:36, by Jason Berkan

Phone @GnomeSlice best @GnomeSlice.

GnomeSlice

Somebody's broken a free cake

Brought

To the break room

I guess I sheiks go shack to worn

I hive up

2

Clock sandwich

2

RPi Awesomeness

@GnomeSlice Are you sure you aren't trying?

MBraedley

@GnomeSlice You should get that checked out.

GnomeSlice

No I was trying to say cock sucker

Stupid phone

Anyway back Hm work

RPi Awesomeness

7:29 PM

lol

MBraedley

@GnomeSlice Not that message, the one I starred.

RPi Awesomeness

So, I watched Big Hero 6 last night.

I understand why everyone likes it so much :D

Rapitor

this game.

Yuuki

Rapitor

@Yuuki but does it shell

Serverfrog

7:34 PM

yhea... Rockstar block your account completly if you enter the passwort wrong to oftern

Yuuki

RPi Awesomeness

@Rapitor What game is that ...

Rapitor

4 hours ago, by Rapitor

Ice Cream Stand incremental

RPi Awesomeness

>.<

Rapitor

its actually quite good

Chippies

7:41 PM

Gahhhhh, I seem to have encountered a broken mission in GTA V

crashed 3 times, twice in the same exact moment

Yuuki

Hyperdimension Neptunia Rebirth for $15 from Bundle Stars.

MBraedley

@Chippies Insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results each time.

Chippies

@MBraedley have you ever met anyone working in the IT field?

MBraedley

@Chippies Do you realize that's (almost) a quote?

Unionhawk

"Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?"

Chippies

7:44 PM

@MBraedley what you said? yes

my question was rhetorical anyway

maybe I should try GTA Online

Unionhawk

Man I wish I wasn't stuck in a sneak or fail mission in Far Cry 3

Zachiel

I'm still stuck in a sneak or fail mission in Rainbow Six

Unionhawk

It's the worst

I'm okay with being probably boned upon break of sneak, but instant "you failed" in any context is the worst

Though... I guess it makes resets faster

Ktash

I'm stuck in a sneak or fail mission in life. I just can't get past the last gaurd

Powerlord

8:01 PM

@Yuuki Why wouldn't you have just bought it last week when it was that price on Steam?

Yuuki

@Powerlord Not gonna buy it this time either. I have other games to play.

Just felt like linking it for anyone interested.

GodEmperorDune

man, it's a race for 10th place in this SO primary

Powerlord

@Yuuki Well, Steam also had all the DLC on sale as well.

I picked it all up on Steam for a friend whose birthday was last week.

I felt kinda guilty as I'd forgotten it was their birthday despite their birthday being exactly a month after mine.

Lazers

1

Q: Can you use high tier wings with other wings in the social slot?

I want to use the duke fishron wings. However I enjoy the appearance of the ghost wings. Would it be possible to have ghost wings in the social slot but have the effect the fishron wings offer?

8:18 PM

@Chippies i would like to play it too...

Rapitor

@Batophobia i like how it keeps rolling away

Batophobia

Did not expect so much popping

djsmiley2k

xcom, mucho fun

tho loosing 3 soliders to a nade wasn't nice

MadMAxJr

Yeaaaah. When you first meet the big green guys and they thunk a grenade behind your cover.. It's not nice.

The expansion is worse. Invisible melee foes.

MBraedley

8:26 PM

Shit, std::stringstream will break at a space when extracting to a std::string. I thought it would only break at a newline.

GodEmperorDune

@MBraedley any whitespace character or just space and newline?

MBraedley

@GodEmperorDune Probably any whitespace.

GodEmperorDune

:/ shakes fist

Kevin van der Velden

@Batophobia now that is some leidenfrost effect

MBraedley

I may have to use getline() instead, which really sucks, because it uses a char* as a parameter instead of returning that or a std::string. (Although returning a char* is bad bad bad.)

Kevin van der Velden

8:31 PM

I'm looking at the related videos I don't think they know the meaning of the word super cooled

Ixrec

@MBraedley This is why you always use std::stringstream::str() instead of operator<< =)

Batophobia

@KevinvanderVelden Gotta love the Red Hot Nickel Ball

MBraedley

@Ixrec operator>>. I'm extracting, not inserting.

Kevin van der Velden

@Batophobia well, it's cooled with liquid nitrogen in that one

However: you really can't supercool a fricking solid

MBraedley

And std::stringstream::str() isn't all that useful, since I want one line at a time instead of everything.

Jez

8:33 PM

hey, anyone wanna try playing this game with me? team.forsvarsmakten.se/english

looks like it needs 4 participants

Powerlord

@KevinvanderVelden Really? I was under the impression that supercooling solids was necessary for superconductors.

Kevin van der Velden

@Powerlord supercooling is when you cool a liquid or a gas below the temperature where it would normally become a solid

Without it becoming a solid

So, by definition you can't supercool a solid cause it's already a solid =p

Jez

guys we need 2 more players team.forsvarsmakten.se/english

Kevin van der Velden

What kind of game is it?

(Even then no I'm busy, but you might interest others)

Jez

some web game where you participate

saw it on vsauce

MBraedley

8:37 PM

std::getline(...) (found in the string header) might do what I want

GodEmperorDune

@KevinvanderVelden so all the ball does is crystallize the honey around it?

Kevin van der Velden

@GodEmperorDune very very briefly yeah =p

Honey has a huge thermal coefficient IIRC

@Jez that's really descriptive thank you

Jez

lol just try it

Kevin van der Velden

Nope

Jez

i thought you guys were gamers

sighhhhhh

Kevin van der Velden

8:41 PM

You have given us no reason to be interested

GodEmperorDune

we don't fool around with unknown games on an unknown website

MBraedley

shit, I messed up the boost::regex code.

Jez

well it's a swedish armed forces game

1 more needed

Chippies

thinks we're gamers - expects us to play a random web game at random time for no apparent reason with no explanation why it's even a game worth playing

good stuff

Arperum

It's not like any of us has < 50 games on the list of things that need to be played right now.

Chippies

8:44 PM

I can draw a parallel with how all my relatives think I will fix their computers and printers because "I'm a programmer"

GodEmperorDune

@Chippies at least they know you're a programmer. with me it's "you understand technology"

MBraedley

Really? That's effectively 1 indexed instead of 0 indexed? I guess it kinda makes sense.

Jez

well your answers have been kind of douchey frankly

disappointing

Chippies

@GodEmperorDune eh, usually it's just "you're good with computers"

Kevin van der Velden

@Jez you're the person barging in on people and demanding they play a game with you

Chippies

8:46 PM

@Jez your attitude wasn't the best either, quite honestly

Arperum

@Chippies I've been starting to compare it to "I make tables, and you expect me to know how to build your house".

Kevin van der Velden

Sorry, nope, I have things to do

Chippies

when you expect us to play something with you because "we're gamers", you just sound condescending and demanding

Kevin van der Velden

@Arperum more like "I make tables, and you expect me to fix your plumbing"

Grace Note

Okay I'm passing by and I'm going to say things before something happens in here. Specifically I'm saying this thing right now.

Chippies

8:47 PM

@GraceNote are you saying it out loud as you type it?

Arperum

@KevinvanderVelden Or the walls, hell if they know.

GodEmperorDune

@Arperum i think most carpenters could make a wooden table

Grace Note

@Chippies Not out-loud-out-loud but I subvocalize a lot.

GodEmperorDune

inb4 drama

MBraedley

Okay, this is like 90% there. Good enough for today.

Chippies

8:48 PM

@GraceNote if subvocalizing means saying it in your head, I think everyone does that, no?

Arperum

@GodEmperorDune Yea well, but it's not because you know how to make/design special tables that you have knowledge of every aspect of building a house.

Batophobia

@Jez This is interesting

Chippies

@Arperum you could build a house by stacking tables, probably, maybe, not likely

Batophobia

Yellow guy left though

Kevin van der Velden

@Chippies tablehouse, you are NOT allowed to flip tables here

Arperum

8:49 PM

@Chippies Doesn't sound all that safe.

Grace Note

@Chippies Not everyone

Chippies

@Arperum they're asking a table-maker to build a house, clearly they don't care about safety

Arperum

And don't even think about having an open fireplace.

GodEmperorDune

@KevinvanderVelden tablehouse should totally have a sign with the tableflip emoji with a line through it

Arperum

@Chippies To them , it's all the same.

Also: this analogy is now officially dead.

Chippies

8:50 PM

@Arperum also, if you do for some reason build a house for them, expect to take blame for ANYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENS to and/or in the house

certainly happens with computers

help them once - be responsible for all the future issues

Lazers

0

Q: How to increase the bus density?

I've noticed that on some of my bus lines, there are not enough buses to deal with all passengers. What can I do to increase the throughput of a bus line? Add more stops? Remove stops? Replace long bus-lines with multiple shorter ones? Create multiple bus-lines which intersect? Build more bus de...