The Bridge

kalina

4:00 PM

@ORIGAMIROBOT IS ZERO PERCENT INNOCENT: DATA ACCEPTED

Lazers

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Q: What ways are there to interrupt things like Leonas E

I know that Leonas E can be interrupted by spells like Threshs E or Jannas Q and you see that quite often since they're more or less easy to hit. But how exactly does Leonas hitbox while she's in that form work? Is she targetable by every skillshot or even by every non skillshot or autoattack? ...

league-of-legends

Unionhawk

...You parsed that sentence all wrong

fredley

KALINA CANNOT LOGIC: DATA ACCEPTED

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FEichinger

@kalina No, that's not what he said there.

Yuki

@KALINA CANNOT LOGICS: DATA ACCEPTED

FEichinger

4:00 PM

@Yuki @fredley inb4'd you there.

kalina

@FEichinger ...

fredley

INB4: DATA DUPLICATED

Yuki

@FEichinger I noticed.

kalina

he is zero percent human

FEichinger

@Yuki I just wanted to point it out.

fredley

4:01 PM

@kalina Implying...

FEichinger

@kalina Then you are zero percent innocent.

kalina

INTERESTING

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot is zero percent human therefore @kalina is zero percent innocent QED

Wandang

@kalina you are 99% hot gas and 1% evil

FEichinger

So, yesterday @OrigamiRobot broke, now @kalina broke ...

Wandang

4:01 PM

like plankton

FEichinger

What is going on?

Kevin van der Velden

@FEichinger fredley broke minutes ago as well

Unionhawk

@kalina is @OrigamiRobot, obv

FEichinger

@Unionhawk That's what @OrigamiRobot thought yesterday, too!

OrigamiRobot

@Unionhawk That would explain her parse error.

FEichinger

4:02 PM

And now @kalina thought that as well.

Huh.

Unionhawk

Well it must be true!

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden Break all the nominees!

FEichinger

Oooh, I'm getting limited again.

Interesting.

Kevin van der Velden

I think it's the elections, everything went wrong after the elections! THAT'S IT! Elections cancelled kids

FEichinger

Hasn't happened in a while.

kalina

4:02 PM

I'm just going to blame my logic errors on staring at stuff like this all day:

FEichinger

@kalina Oh ... yay ... vomit

Kevin van der Velden

Hmm XSL, I've kinda wanted to learn that

fredley

@kalina Hideous

FEichinger

@KevinvanderVelden No, you really don't want to.

Kevin van der Velden

Seems like I'm glad I didn't

Jason Berkan

4:03 PM

XSL is a tool of the devil.

Wandang

can i crush @kalina and put you in my nose?

Frank

So I've talked to some friends about this company, and nobody has anything good at all to say about it.

kalina

I'm basically at the point where I my ability to deny being a developer is reducing

Wandang

must be a hell of a trip

FEichinger

@kalina One of us! One of us! One of us!

Kevin van der Velden

4:04 PM

@Wandang STOP EATING AND/OR SNORTING PEOPLE!

kalina

@Frank for your sanity, I'd move on to the next one then

FEichinger

Also: 11 minutes.

Yuki

@JasonBerkan I thought that was Objective-C.

Wandang

@kalina i immediately burned that piece of crap... i mean code

Jason Berkan

@Yuki The devil has many tools.

Kevin van der Velden

4:04 PM

@Yuki no, Objective-C IS the devil

OrigamiRobot

sniffs @KevinvanderVelden

FEichinger

@KevinvanderVelden My point. Again.

StrixVaria

Objective-C makes me vomit a little when I see it.

Frank

As is, their tech guy is complaining about an error he really should know how to fix.

Yuki

@Frank Did he try turning his computer off and on?

Unionhawk

4:05 PM

@OrigamiRobot I refuse to use all my stars on these this time.

Frank

And was not specified how to do so in the assignment itself.

Wandang

@StrixVaria you should see scala then

Frank

@Yuki Probably not.

OrigamiRobot

sniffs @Unionhawk

Frank

Since the error is rather simple, and just means he has to mount the database into his local instance.

FAE

4:06 PM

@Frank As someone who has no idea what you're talking about, that just sounds really dirty to me.

FEichinger

@FAE It's a euphemism and you know full well what it stands for. :P

Frank

@FAE You would. :P

Kevin van der Velden

@FAE always a neat benefit of being a dev :)

Braiam

@FAE I just wanted to ping

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OrigamiRobot

@FAE You say that as though it wouldn't sound dirty to you if you did know what he was talking about.

Jason Berkan

4:07 PM

@FAE I've been doing this for too long, as I didn't see any innuendo in that sentence.

Wandang

@KevinvanderVelden can i bite a little then?

Yuki

@FAE Hi.

FAE

Holy pings.

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kalina

@FAE ping

Kevin van der Velden

@FEichinger meh, no different to someone saying "Stop burning people" to kalina

@Wandang no, not without permission from that person ("Thanks" @UNI)

Unionhawk

4:08 PM

You have my permission. To bite @KevinvanderVelden, that is. Not me. ("You're welcome" @KEV)

badp

@StrixVaria I have no idea why they had to mix two so very different syntax styles together

Wandang

@Unionhawk i bet he tastes like cheese

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk ^,^

Frank

Either way, I told the recruiter that I don't really care if I don't get the job, so they can't expect me to redo it, or do a different one.

Kevin van der Velden

@Wandang I taste like bacon

Frank

4:09 PM

What they see is what they get.

Wandang

@kev your flesh is like antje van pikantje?

FEichinger

@KevinvanderVelden and @Powerlord ... Makes for a nice Bridge fanfic, I suppose.

Kevin van der Velden

@Wandang I doubt it

Wandang

Kevin van der Velden

@FEichinger well there's a reason @OrigamiRobot was so busy sniffing me

Wandang

4:10 PM

i bet @kev has such a silly hat too :P

OrigamiRobot

I refuse to start biting people.

Kevin van der Velden

@Wandang I do not, I have a normal hat

Yuki

@Wandang And a windmill. He seems like the type.

Wandang

FAE

@FEichinger I don't work in IT at all, so I admittedly don't know a lot of things. I tend to tune out when you guys start talking about coding and developing and such here because I can't follow the conversation. So sentences like this first parse as innuendo, then as what actually may be under discussion.

Kevin van der Velden

4:11 PM

@Yuki pfah, windmills. I want a giant steam engine!

FEichinger

@FAE As the others said: It's a nice benefit of not-knowing.

Wandang

@FAE ಠ_ಠ

Lazers

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Q: What's the proc chance of the Savage Strike perk?

In the One-handed perk constellation (skill tree), there's a perk called "Savage Strike". The description claims that "Standing power attacks do 25% bonus damage with a chance to decapitate your enemies." What is the probably of to decapitate your enemies?

skyrim

FAE

@OrigamiRobot Also true!

Wandang

@FAE well my date line is the following: "Do you want an anonymous inner class?"

Ben Brocka

4:12 PM

Non-geeks really miss out on all the mounting and killing zombie children and such

badp

@FAE "mount" in IT means taking a filesystem and put it in a folder. In the simplest words I can muster, your hard drive's partition gets "mounted" on C:\

FEichinger

@badp Don't spoil the fun for her.

badp

so when you open C:\ Windows knows you want stuff from that partition.

Unionhawk

@fei too late

Wandang

@badp shh

dont tell her

FAE

4:14 PM

@Wandang That sounds so skeazy.

Unionhawk

TOO LATE

OrigamiRobot

@FAE You should listen to someone talk about glassblowing some time. Apparently one person has to hold a rod in their mouth while the other person works at the gloryhole.

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Wandang

@OrigamiRobot so close to flagging

badp

bans @OrigamiRobot for about 5 years

FEichinger

@OrigamiRobot flagged

Wandang

4:16 PM

@FAE well you can out anything in those classes! :D

OrigamiRobot

Look it up!

Wandang

@OrigamiRobot nsfw?

FAE

@badp So the error @Frank's talking about may be from trying to pull from a database that it doesn't see because it's not mounted?

@OrigamiRobot I'd listen to that all day~

badp

@FAE Yes!

OrigamiRobot

> Glassblowing involves three furnaces. The first, which contains a crucible of molten glass, is simply referred to as the furnace. The second is called the glory hole, and is used to reheat a piece in between steps of working with it. The final furnace is called the lehr or annealer, and is used to slowly cool the glass, over a period of a few hours to a few days, depending on the size of the pieces.

FEichinger

4:16 PM

@FAE Essentially, yes.

Yuki

@OrigamiRobot No, I don't want to Google search "holding a rod in my mouth while another person works at the gloryhole".

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Wandang

@FAE basically mounted databases are higher and easier seen

FAE

@Wandang Why?

Wandang

@FAE because mounts like horses are quite high/large

Arperum

So I dropped somewhere between 0-40k references to images from a live DB >_< whoops.

Wandang

4:18 PM

makes your riding database sticking out

FEichinger

@Arperum ...

Oh, right. -4 minutes.

HOMETIME

FAE

@Wandang I understand the metaphor you're making, but I don't quite understand the reasoning behind it.

Lazers

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Q: Has the agent system in simcity been fixed?

I've been wanting to get into simcity but i heard that the whole agent model was fundamentally broken. Has it been fixed / will it ever be fixed?

simcity

Wandang

@FAE it was a joke. all gibberish i said. forget it :P

OrigamiRobot

@FAE Now let me explain to you how to play a didgeridoo...

FAE

4:19 PM

@Wandang Well I don't know that!

@OrigamiRobot heh heh heh

Kevin van der Velden

@FAE It's safe to not take anything he says seriously =p

Arperum

@FEichinger I overwrote ~60k fields with NULL, and then noticed I wrote to the wrong ones. But at least 20K fields contained NULL, probably closer to 40-50k NULL values, so I expect "only" ~10k references gone...

Kevin van der Velden

@Arperum oops

Wandang

@OrigamiRobot boring take mine

Kevin van der Velden

I recently found a bug in our code that was causing something to not work!

Yuki

4:20 PM

I think we should replace "literally worse than Hitler" with "literally worse than mobile chat".

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tombull89

@Wandang that is no Orc Horn.

Kevin van der Velden

Which was a good thing cause it timed out because it was taking to long to update every transaction ever rather than the dozen it created

badp

@Yuki It would make it easier to use the measuring units in Germany.

Braiam

@Yuki unexpectedly (?), most people would agree

Wandang

@badp ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ

Kevin van der Velden

4:21 PM

@Yuki but what would be the metric prefix thingys then? micro-hitler is understandable, micro-mobile-chat could be a mobile chat for smart watches

Arperum

@KevinvanderVelden Slightly. but the chance for noone noticing is quite large. Since 10k out of 230K is not that bad, noone is going to do all these clicks to check >_<

Yuki

@KevinvanderVelden Nobody in this chat uses micro-Hitlers anyways.

Kevin van der Velden

@Yuki We should do that then, @FEichinger how many micro-hitlers is a three letter ping?

(I can't believe we haven't abbreviated that to TLP yet btw, so much typing)

fredley

@Yuki Pin please

Frank

@FAE Got it in one.

OrigamiRobot

4:25 PM

@TLP

Frank

Databases are essentially specialized files, that need to be attached (or mounted) to a service in order to be readable.

FAE

Oooh okay.

Wandang

did any1 get ts3 soundboard to work?

fredley

@Frank I read that as Databases are essentially specialized fires, that need to be attached (or mounted) to a service in order to be readable.

OrigamiRobot

A database is like a series of tubes...

Wandang

4:28 PM

or does any1 know a soundboard that works in any situation

Frank

@fredley Too much @kalina, methinks.

Wandang

i would like to play soundfiles with a hotkey in a game

@OrigamiRobot ಠ_ಠ

kalina

I haven't set a fire in ages

Kevin van der Velden

Jan 18 at 20:24, by kalina

sets fire to @OrigamiRobot

It has been ages

5 whole days!

kalina

yep

Tim Stone

4:34 PM

She has to save up her fire so she'll have enough heat to turn simple carbon into a diamond.

kalina

I think we all know that isn't going to happen

Kevin van der Velden

@kalina well, people are for quite a large part carbon

Tim Stone

They were irresponsible enough to give me a diamond, I don't discount anything at this point.

Kevin van der Velden

And paper robots are even more carbon!

Tim Stone

^ True story.

Frank

4:37 PM

Am I the only one who thinks Star Citizen hit feature creep hell a long time ago with all their stretch goals?

Jason Berkan

No, you are not alone.

kalina

@Frank yes

Frank

@kalina Contradicted!

kalina

nope

Tim Stone

@Frank Despite the fair bit of money I put into the Kickstarter, I have been blissfully ignoring all the updates recently. I should reiterate that I have a problem.

Frank

4:39 PM

@TimStone Too much disposable income, not enough to spend it on.

RedRiderX

reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1vy0op/…

Kevin van der Velden

@Frank I've been ignoring that game completely

FAE

@TimStone I have a friend who has literally spent $2,500+ on Star Citizen.

kalina

I'm quite shocked at how much money they raised

RedRiderX

The Ukraine capital is still blowing up

Tim Stone

4:39 PM

@Frank I have a child, though ._.

Although to be fair I did pledge before he was born, so.

FAE

@TimStone Funnel it into Mass Effect onesies!

Jason Berkan

@KevinvanderVelden That's my view at this point. When they finally get a game out and finished, then I'll take a look.

Tim Stone

@FAE Oh, okay, I feel much better now. :P

Yuki

@FAE ... I... I can't fathom spending that money on one game.

kalina

MASS EFFECT ONESIES??

Tim Stone

4:40 PM

@FAE I did buy that one! Oh, and he's almost big enough to wear it!

Frank

@TimStone So now, much less disposable income, but much more entertainment!

kalina

WHERE CAN I BUY

FAE

@Yuki Yeah, he keeps buying I think, ships? I don't know, I didn't back it.

@TimStone Yay! You'll have to show us!

Tim Stone

There shall be pictures.

Sterno

@wipqozn MY 3DS IS CHARGED. My body is ready.

Kevin van der Velden

4:41 PM

@kalina only thing I can find references to is for babies

FAE

Or uh, not, if you don't want pictures of your small child on the internet before they can say anything about it, that's okay too.

kalina

this is an outrage

Tim Stone

@FAE Well it's too late for that, so >_>

Jason Berkan

@FAE My wife plasters pictures of my kids all over the Internet.

kalina

parents do that

I'm glad I don't have any

Braiam

4:42 PM

oh god...

kalina

then again, one of my friends did recently upload a picture of me on Facebook

FAE

@JasonBerkan Yeah, but Facebook and such are a bit easier to lock down if need be; this is a public transcript.

kalina

I made a phone call.

Jason Berkan

@FAE No, they are on various blogs and forums.

kalina

we're probably not friends anymore

FAE

4:43 PM

@JasonBerkan Oh, gotcha.

Kevin van der Velden

My coworker is leaving to catch a train at 1810, I'm catching a train that leaves at 1808 and I'm gonna leave in 10 minutes or so >.>

Sterno

I put pictures of my daughter on the internet, but nothing that she'd be embarrassed by as an adult.

Kevin van der Velden

I may walk slightly fast

fredley

My kids will have no internet presence if I can help it

FAE

@KevinvanderVelden Is there a height difference?

fredley

4:43 PM

What a burden to grow up with

OrigamiRobot

Oct 8 '13 at 23:37, by Sterno

@OrigamiRobot Skydrift makes out with her giraffe in the middle of the night.

Tim Stone

"Dad, why were you a porkchop?"

OrigamiRobot

Oct 8 '13 at 23:37, by Sterno

Unionhawk

Pipe burst in my residence hall

Kevin van der Velden

@FAE yes, 'bout 20cm at least, but mostly her knees not that good

And I do walk really fast, outpacing people who are 10cm taller than me

FAE

4:45 PM

@Unionhawk That sounds... bad.

Unionhawk

Whee... -.-

FAE

@KevinvanderVelden Jochem has to walk slower than his regular pace with me because he's a lot taller. :P

Unionhawk

Not in my general area, but it was a fire pipe. So yeah.

Kevin van der Velden

@FAE I know his pain =p

OrigamiRobot

I walk fast and cannot comprehend how people walk so slow.

FAE

4:46 PM

@KevinvanderVelden He's 193cm and I'm 160cm.

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot I don't consider that remotely embarrassing since that's not actually what she's doing. :P

FAE

I do walk fast in comparison to many people, but just not quite as fast as Jochem because I just can't match him for sheer stride.

Sterno

She loves that giraffe though. It's about 4 feet tall and last night she managed to pull it into her crib

kalina

@OrigamiRobot easy, maybe you walk too fast

Yuki

@Sterno So cute.

Wandang

4:47 PM

@kalina we have you as our variable

kalina_home and kalina_base

kalina

...

Wandang

for our liferay server :D

OrigamiRobot

@kalina Why wouldn't you walk fast.

Wandang

(it is default)

kalina

@OrigamiRobot maybe you're talking a relaxing stroll?

Unionhawk

4:48 PM

I'm listening to a bunch of girls freaking out that their room is flooding and they've got homework and drama drama -.-

Kevin van der Velden

I'm gonna go catch my train chat, cya :)

OrigamiRobot

@kalina Walking slow is literally painful to me.

Unionhawk

Room... Dammit autocorrect

kalina

@OrigamiRobot you are physically in pain when you walk slow?

OrigamiRobot

Yes

Unionhawk

4:49 PM

Er... Dammit brain

kalina

@OrigamiRobot ...

er, I just heard half of an advert on the radio

Unionhawk

I like walking fast

Sterno

Yuki

@Unionhawk Listening to a bunch of girls? Creeper.

Sterno

Anonymity preserved!

kalina

4:50 PM

I heard "pop it in your mouth and let your saliva do the rest"

I don't know what the ad was for

Yuki

@kalina It might have been glassmaking.

FAE

@Unionhawk To be fair, having your room flooded is kind of a big deal.

kalina

@FAE for sure

clothes and shoes will get ruined

pc will get ruined

Arperum

@FAE The thing is that they are worrying about their homework instead of other things.

FAE

Also those textbooks that we Americans have to pay a jillion dollars for.

Unionhawk

4:51 PM

Well drama drama it's going to be okay, people. This is why you get renter's insurance etc

FAE

@Arperum Homework's still kind of a big deal too. What if you've got projects laying around?

Frank

@kalina I care more about this than I do my clothes.

OrigamiRobot

I am coming upon the Lunch Conundrum again.

kalina

@Frank yeah well... guys

Yuki

@Frank You can dry out your clothes and they'll be fine. PC, not so much.

Frank

4:52 PM

@Yuki Plus my entire life is basically on this thing.

kalina

@Frank backups

FAE

@Yuki Some clothes can't get wet.

OrigamiRobot

@FAE wat

Frank

@kalina Which are useless without a computer of some sort.

Gaming Topics From Outside

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Q: Soundboard for games

I wanted to bind soundfiles to hotkeys like a soundboard so i can broadcast those ingame via the microphone feature. Is there software which can archive this? Important: i want to use custom files. What do i need to configure to make this happen? As far as I know I need to make files stream v...

audio microphone gaming

Jason Berkan

4:52 PM

@FAE Why would you buy clothes of that sort?

FAE

@OrigamiRobot Why do you think they have dry cleaners?

OrigamiRobot

This does not make sense to me.

Unionhawk

I'm trapped with the (what the fuck my phone wanted to put 'Kardashians' here) decision of skipping class. Oh noes.

kalina

I'm so glad @FAE is here

Unionhawk

I have no expensive clothes on campus. For this reason.

Yuki

4:53 PM

@FAE "Can't get wet" as in "waterproof" or "water will damage aforementioned clothes"?

Arperum

@Yuki the second I think.

OrigamiRobot

@FAE What if it rains?

StrixVaria

@OrigamiRobot Then your clothes melt off your body. Try to avoid rain.

Unionhawk

Also, all my nice shirts are "dry cleaning not needed"

FAE

@Yuki The latter. More so the process of getting completely soaked in water and then not getting it to a proper dry cleaner will mess it up.

Delicate fabrics and such.

@JasonBerkan Most of it is fancy stuff.

Wandang

4:55 PM

i am going now, cya bridge

kalina

@StrixVaria clothes get ruined, hair goes frizzy, why do you think we carry umbrellas around with us whenever it might rain?

OrigamiRobot

I assume my coat is dry clean only because it is thick wool and would take forever to dry.

Frank

Anyways, it's time for brunch for me! Be back later!

FAE

@OrigamiRobot Umbrellas.

kalina

@Wandang o/

Frank

4:55 PM

Hopefully I can relay the fallout of me not giving a fuck about this job when I get back.

kalina

@Frank o/

OrigamiRobot

@FAE Those don't keep you 100% dry.

Unionhawk

Because carrying an umbrella literally, actively prevents rain?

kalina

guys just don't understand

in other news... 4 minutes left

Unionhawk

We don't

FAE

4:56 PM

No, but using one plus a light coat or somesuch will help avoid the majority of the rain.

@kalina I'm sure drag queens would!

kalina

@FAE goddamit with me and my generic sweeping statements

OrigamiRobot

I have another coat with washing instructions consisting of: Go outside and spray it with a hose.

Unionhawk

.@FAE ...

Jason Berkan

@OrigamiRobot I'd guess leather, but that would make the typo even odder.

kalina

I'm going to REBEL!

I'm going home!

BYE

Unionhawk

4:58 PM

Such rebel

FAE

@Unionhawk I'm serious. Especially professional ones. They're amazing at clothes and makeup because they have to be for their jobs.

Unionhawk

That doesn't make it less of a '...'

FAE

@Unionhawk If you like, I can give you some names to look up.

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