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5:00 PM
Clearly @GnomeSlice has never seen the mods people did for Mass Effect games
 
It's so old, even Sterno never found it funny.
 
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Q: I dont have any story mission after multi target assassination in gta 5

rehan hayatPlease I really need your help. I dont have story line mission after completing multi target assassination mission. I have tried 2 times to play from beginning but no thing works!! Really fad up. . :[

 
Quick guys, give me a ship name.
 
Jin
@GnomeSlice Titanic II
3
 
5:09 PM
@Jin Okay.
 
Jin
Gnormandy
 
@Jin Even better.
 
@GnomeSlice what is that game?
 
@Jin - I know it's a common name, but I friended someone named Jin on Puzzles & Dragons a couple of days ago. I'm pretending it's you.
 
Jin
5:13 PM
@JasonBerkan it is me
 
Even better.
 
Jin
@JasonBerkan you should try Gods and Dragons
it's such an under-rated iOS game..
think of Pokemon + Bejewled
 
@Jin I did. I thought the games were identical and I wasn't certain which one was copied from the other. Puzzles & Dragons got more media attention, so I went with that one.
 
Morning Bridge.
 
Jin
@JasonBerkan well Gods and Dragons is made by a Chinese company I think, therefore most likely it's the knockoff
 
5:18 PM
Has anyone switched a sim card between phones before? I moved from a nexus 4 to 5 and I can get phone calls and texts (useless) but not data
 
Jin
@JasonBerkan can you evolve and train skills for your monsters in Puzzles & Dragons?
 
@Coronus hiya
 
FAE
@JasonBerkan This game looks really fun but it says it's incompatible with all my devices. o_O
 
@Jin You can evolve. Skill training is luck based - when you fuse monsters together you sometimes go up a skill level.
 
@BenBrocka So jealous. I want one
 
5:23 PM
@FAE It's a good time waster. I don't like that it requires a server connection, since I am the one weird guy with an iPhone that doesn't have a data plan.
 
It's lovely, but kinda needs a data connection. Not sure what step I did wrong
 
@BenBrocka you might find this interesting to read
 
FAE
@JasonBerkan I only have 250mb on my data plan, myself.
@JasonBerkan Jake from VSauce 3 featured it on App All Knight so I wanted to download it then, but at that point, it said it wasn't available in my country. Now it says it won't work on any of my devices (Asus Transformer tablet or my Samsung Galaxy S2)
So I am sad
 
I'm going to try this out. Does it need an internet connection to startup, or just while playing?
 
I've basically sworn off mobile games that aren't emulators at this point
 
5:27 PM
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Q: Transferring Steam Games from Win7 to Linux

KJ Oinb4 possible duplicate of it should be realised that I'm not asking if I can transfer from Windows to Windows; my question is regarding the transfer of Steam downloads across operating systems. There is a stark difference. Now that we know what I'm not asking, my question is: Does the Linux ver...

 
FAE
@BenBrocka If you check your provider's website, it should offer to send you an sms that your phone can read for configuration settings
 
I am Hollywood's bad guys' aircraft of choice,
Often impersonated, yet never matched.
I might have lost some of my claws,
[But my eyes are sharper than ever](http://i.imgur.com/VkWi7BF.png)
 
@BenBrocka I give em a try, and usually they don't last more than a day, but I've found a couple that I like.
 
FAE
Or otherwise that info should be on the website. It's google, so I can't imagine they wouldn't offer the sms option.
 
@FAE I didn't do that when I set it up on the N4
 
FAE
5:28 PM
@spyder But your formatting is not.
 
@FAE I don't know what I'm doing wrong
 
FAE
@BenBrocka Well... have you tried it? <_<
 
I didn't see any option like that on Straight Talk's site
 
FAE
@spyder Think there's no http in the link there so it's wonkifying?
 
They're very unclear for what to do if you don't buy one of their phones though
 
5:29 PM
@FAE I pasted link with http
 
@spyder Markdown does not work in multi-line messages.
Except for quote and code, that is.
 
don't think pretty links work in multi line stuff
 
FAE
Ah, I didn't see that it was multi-line
 
@FEichinger thanks, made a note
 
ooh, new htc one updates
 
5:31 PM
@kalina Ugh, don't remind me ... >.<
 
HTC One looks like a shovel
 
:O
how rude
it's far nicer than the stupid plastic alternatives
 
4.7". That says it all.
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@spyder Yess. Hind is badass
 
CAN'T COMMENT
SO MANY INNUENDOS
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5:35 PM
@kalina Yes, you can. But you probably shouldn't. :P
 
@SaintWacko riddles from developers of Wargame
 
3rd party manufacturer, no sale
 
And I heard as it were the noise of thunder
One of the four hissing snakes saying: come and see and I saw
And behold a grey ghost.
 
Well, not when they control the OS anyway
Those were dark times
 
ooh
more htc updates
I guess I haven't updated my phone in a while
 
5:38 PM
@kalina more than 4" == shovel
 
it's hardly a phablet
 
It's a pretty reasonable size
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@BenBrocka that's what I said
 
Not even the iPhone is 3.5 anymore, right?
 
3 mins ago, by kalina
SO MANY INNUENDOS
 
5:39 PM
I think 10 inches is the right size for me though
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It's just a bit silly walking around with a tablet as a phone
I'm totally going to get an android tablet at some point soonish
 
I wish mine was smaller
4
 
These conversations about phone sizes are always fun to star.
 
I hate big phones
 
1 min ago, by RedRiderX
3 mins ago, by kalina
SO MANY INNUENDOS
 
As long as it still fits in your hand
 
5:41 PM
oh we're talking about phones?
interesting
 
@BenBrocka and that is sad. It is hard to find a medium-sized smartphone with a suitable hardware
 
@kalina Tsk, tsk, tsk. :P
 
3.5" is not "medium sized", it's small
 
@BenBrocka 3.7" not small. Or 4"
 
Someone at work got what must be a 3" or so Android (with 2.3 no less), it's a nightmare to actually use
4" is about medium these days, trending to the lower end
 
5:43 PM
I actually wouldn't mind another iphone
 
FAE
Galaxy S3's are already too large for my taste and stuff keeps getting larger. :( I don't know what I'm going to do when my S2 stuff is up.
 
htc one is a little too big to use comfortably
 
@FAE Same
 
if it wasn't for the rubber case I have mine wrapped it I'd be dropping it constantly
 
5:44 PM
RIP
 
yeah but the keyboard is separate
 
FAE
@OrigamiRobot They have S3 and S4 "minis" but those screens are smaller than my S2's and I don't want a smaller screen. :/
 
I want to start saying, "back in my day, they were way bigger".
 
using a touch screen necessitates a larger screen
 
But I'm trying to hold back.
 
5:44 PM
@FAE Don't the minis also have garbage hardware?
 
@BenBrocka oh yeah for sure, larger screen is nice for touching and feeling but smaller screen is better for single hand use with smaller hands
 
I'm actually really sad about this game now... it's great. It's a shame the developer had to give up on it...
 
FAE
@BenBrocka I have no idea, I only glanced at them in the store recently to take a look at the size and compare it.
 
@kalina Meh I can use a nexus 4/5 with one hand for the most part
I have big hands though
 
@BenBrocka the hardware isn't top end like the bigger phones
I think the htc one mini for example only has a dual core chip with half as much ram
 
5:46 PM
Huh. I had a half week of overtime in banked hours. At 1.5x, that's almost another whole week.
 
@fbueckert 3/4 of a week, in fact.
 
FAE
The Galaxy S3 and S4 are made for people with big man hands. :( I don't want a smartphone that I'm worried about dropping all the time or that's like... the same size as my 3DS.
 
The developer is currently playing Rimworld
even more bonus points.
 
@OrigamiRobot Which isn't bad, seeing as how I had to fight to even get that.
 
5:49 PM
@FAE have you seen that 6+ inch phone? It's hilarious. But older people with bad eyes that don't use phones single-handledly seem to like 'em
 
user15026
@fbueckert asked my first Pocket Harvest question :)
 
> I did say in my last post that windward is free for now, implying it won't be so forever. I will return to it and add that campaign mode, and I will implement more features including proper networking. I just don't have the time to spend on Windward for now, which is why I felt it wasn't fair for me to keep it as a commercial product while it's not being developed.
yeeeeeeessss!
 
@BenBrocka Hah, just ran into that myself
 
@Ullallulloo I have no idea what this is.
 
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Q: How do I improve the rating of my crops?

Ashley NunnI have a mission where a deli wants potatoes that are D rank or better. Mine are E rank, and I have cultivated them a few times, but nothing really changes. Is this the best way to improve their rating? Or is there something else I am not doing?

 
user15026
@Jin They look alarmingly like real food.
 
@fredley that's not a sea otter you lying porkchop
 
5:53 PM
 
Lol, with Dawnguard DLC I can play Skyrim as mounted crossbowman
 
FAE
@BenBrocka Nay, I haven't. I can imagine that older people would find it handy though.
 
@OrigamiRobot It's basically Dota 2's equivalent to a hat. It's a creature that can deliver you items that you can cosmetically replace by opening chests.
 
cc: @kal
 
user15026
@FAE I know when my mom got an iPad to replace her iPod Touch she loved the size of the screen and how big everything was, so I can see her wanting a phone that large eventually
 
5:54 PM
damn this phone gets hot during android upgrades
 
@GraceNote What is this?
 
"Ergonomic keyboard".
 
FAE
@AshleyNunn My mom does not know how to turn their laptop on, haha.
 
Looks like something The Hulk would operate by smashing his fist into the grooved ergonomic fist receptical on the right there
 
5:57 PM
@GraceNote This looks like Peter Serafinowicz made it
 
@AshleyNunn my parents bought my Grandma a Nexus 7 2012 because she's pretty useless with her laptop
 
@GraceNote It's also missing the letters I and U
 
@GnomeSlice No it isn't
 
@GraceNote Where do your hands go?
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@GraceNote I can't find them.
 
5:58 PM
To the right, and beneath, the enter key respectively
 
Oh wait, there's U
 
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Q: What are the chaces to get a assassination cinimatic on skyrim?

Ryan CallinanJust wondering but what are the chance to get the cinimatic and if there is a way to increase the chances without mods?

 
Oh that's I? I thought it was a /
You're right, the / is elsewhere
Weird.
 
Welp..
explodes
 
@BenBrocka That's a cute bunny.
 
Someone from The Source left me a voicemail asking me if I wanted to come in for an interview. My day is ruined.
Now I'm all stressed.
 
@GnomeSlice When?
 
6:07 PM
Well, she said she was hoping for 'tomorrow' and that was yesterday when I got the call (didn't get the message until today).
So if she still wants to do it, soon.
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Q: Hide trivial comments

Jon EricsonIf you look around the internet, you'll find that: 99.9 percent of comments are either spam, off-message or simply wasted electrons.—ithacaindy (Obviously part of the 0.1%.) Stack Exchange does not have that problem. Thanks to flagging, our spam and offensive comments have a half-life of m...

 
If you can get ready in time, just call her back saying yes.
 
@RedRiderX I'm still waiting on this youth emplyment initiative thing from the local emplyment office though, they're working on finding me a 4-6 month work placement 'as soon as possible'
 
@GnomeSlice In the field you're interested in?
 
@RedRiderX Yes.
But if they can't help me get one in ottawa, and then I end up passing this one up then I'm back where I started
I sent the employment lady an email
 
Well you don't have to accept any job offer you're given, and it's good experience anyway right?
 
6:10 PM
@RedRiderX What if they offer it to me on the spot?
Do I just be like 'no sorry for wasting your time'
 
@GnomeSlice Then... unless this is your dream job don't accept.
I don't think many companies offer jobs immediately after an interview do they?
 
Yeah I dunno
maybe not
I have never had a real interview before
fuck
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I'm gonna go eat
 
On the off chance that they do just politely say that you'd like some time to consider it.
 
oh, yes, lunch
 
Don't be meab guys. :P
 
6:20 PM
 
@AshleyNunn And answered!
I dunno if @Jin's kicking around, but if he is, I have some model construction questions for him.
 
cc: @kal
 
INTERESTING
 
like hell I'm going to go log into that site now though
 
6:28 PM
@kalina Well as long as you don't give them personally identifying information it's fine to look around
Careful where you sling your postal address though
 
oh yeah I have a habit of putting personal information on the internet
 
@kalina I know you do
 
anything you think you have on me is invalid as of tomorrow
 
@kalina Where are you moving to?
 
@fredley Earth
 
6:32 PM
@kalina Worth a shot
@kalina Draw your commute on a map
 
@kalina blood type?
 
@kalina Fire type?
 
@OrigamiRobot you don't know my blood type
 
Or do I?
 
you don't.
you know nothing
 
6:33 PM
Or do I?
 
brb, stalking @kal while I still can
 
@fredley google maps isn't responding fast enough
 
@kalina I hate the new google maps
 
Ok, off to the hobby store to pick up stuff to build models!
 
"hobby store" ?
 
6:41 PM
Aaaand home.
 
@kalina You don't have hobby stores?
Or even heard of one?
 
I don't understand
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7:06 PM
 
@FEichinger tldr
 
THE DOMINOS WEBSITE IS BEING SO SLOW
 
Bacon
 
7:13 PM
oh, the dominos website is being offline
 
That's terrible news!
 
it is, I'm going to have to get third rate pizza instead of second rate pizza
 
Jin
@fbueckert yes?
 
DOMINOS STOP BEING SO SLOW AND TAKE MY MONEY ZOMG
I WANT YOU TO FILL ME WITH MEAT
 
@kalina DENIED
2
DAMMIT
 
7:17 PM
@Unionhawk DENIED
2
 
what he said ^
 
@FEICHINGER IS WORST PONY
5
 
No, clearly @FEichinger is no pony at all.
 
TIL @FEichinger being worst pony is more starrable than filling me with meat
 
Yup.
Observe:
 
7:18 PM
I feel I've learned something important today
 
@BADP IS WORST PONY
 
@Unionhawk You can't force the stars.
 
what are we observing?
 
You got to just go with the flow.
 
See? Nothing. It has to be @FEICHINGER to work.
 
7:18 PM
is there any limitation to creating chat rooms on SE?
 
@ZeroStack yes
 
Let the stars fall where they may.
 
@kalina Observing that the star list proves that I am indeed worst pony.
 
@kalina do they have to be ontopic ? or...
 
@ZeroStack You have to have 100 rep, but I think that's about it.
 
The topic has to be appropriate, although I don't think it has to be relevant to the site.
 
@kalina thank you - but other than those restrictions, there isnt a limitation to it?
 
If you start posting pornographic dreams in a chat rooom on SE, you will die horribly
 
@kalina Now, now, that only happened ... twice.
 
If you create a channel dedicated to hatred of any kind, you will die horribly
If you create a channel dedicated to pokemon
you will die, horribly
 
7:21 PM
@kalina lmao
 
@ZeroStack Well they aren't gallery chat rooms.
 
what if we create a channel dedicated to our goddess kalina
 
Anything you post on SE will end up indexed by Google
 
So you can't say that only certain people may talk in the room.
 
cuz she is awesome
 
7:21 PM
Stop talking about killing people, @kalina. It makes people me nervous.
 
@kalina simple: "you will die, horribly". No other conditions
 
That comes at 1000.
 
kalina worship channels will also result in you dying, horribly
 
@kalina Well I just ask as I have a few people i am chatting with a different site, and the chat system here would work great. We are talking about games and pc builds, etc technology
so I was thinking about creating a private room for this
 
no such thing as private rooms
all of your newbie friends would need 20+ rep on a stackexchange site as well
 
7:22 PM
But I would perfer to not die horribly.
 
which can be accomplished by submitting 10 edits that aren't gibberish
 
Basically, anybody with 100+ rep can make a room, but they're all public, and they're all index'd by google, and everything is bound by SE's rules
 
@OrigamiRobot Also note that my answer to that meta, which echoes what I've said here (a question that doesn't naturally attract the same answer is not a duplicate and cannot be closed as such), has 4 votes to your -5. This is a settled issue. — SevenSidedDie 22 mins ago
Someone add tot he room description.
 
We don't settle issues here
we create them
and the biggest issue I have right now is your face
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7:24 PM
You can't even see my face.
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and I'm thankful for that
 
@kalina You are sassy today everyday
:P
 
@kalina Understandably.
 
sassy is not usually a word that gets used to describe me
 
Oh, it's drama, where is @Sterno?
 
7:25 PM
fiery
murderous
 
lol
 
psychotic
 
@ZeroStack Three dashes.
 
@FEichinger Gone. We're good.
 
7:25 PM
wtf
 
@FEichinger thanks :)
 
I am being hit on by people on the internet
 
caring
 
@TwilightSparkle Well ... that was random.
 
7:25 PM
wahtt?
 
It's always nice to say "Let's take this to chat" and see 2 more comments after that.
And by nice, I mean uuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
user4704
FYI, if any of you happen to be into that "Halo" thing: twitter.com/jpetrie/status/398168170881503232
 
@OrigamiRobot Yep.
 
@JoshPetrie gaming discussions are off topic in the bridge
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Unless that game is SkyDrift.
And then only if it is high praise.
 
7:27 PM
ESPECIALLY IF THAT GAME IS SKYDRIFT
 
I give Halo -1 SkyDrifts.
(having never played either, really)
 
@Unionhawk Ouch. Negative amazing is a rough score for a game.
 
I rate SkyDrift 1 out of 10
as such, Halo is the worst game ever made
even Big Rigs Over The Road Racing is better than Halo
 
@kalina SkyDrift is, by definition, one SkyDrift.
 
@Unionhawk using your rating system, sure
I'm sticking with the "out of 10" system though
on which SkyDrift scores 1
I could do "out of 100"
but SkyDrift would still only score 1
 
7:30 PM
Which is where the "having never played either, really" part comes in
 
@kalina ....
 
@kalina You just said what he said.
 
@OrigamiRobot l2read
 
SkyDrift scores 1 out of 10 SkyDrifts.
 
@OrigamiRobot NO YOU ADD TOO MANY SKYDRIFTS TO THE SENTENCE
STOP BEING SO SILLY
 
7:31 PM
...
 
Your SkyDrift was implied.
 
Your face is implied
 
I am never silly. I am always a robot.
 
Your mum is implied
 
I leave for five minutes and what do you do? Crazy all around.
 
7:32 PM
1 out of 10 whats?
 
@FEichinger Yep.
 
*facedesk*
@FEichinger I'm not crazy, I'm the only normal person here
 
@kalina I have no response to this that I can publicly post, I'm afraid.
Either way, someone would call me crazy in return. No matter what I'd say.
 
well obviously you don't want to be seen publicly agreeing with me
that's fine
I will take your silence as an endorsement of my awesomeness
 
... Oh, screw you.
 
7:33 PM
you wish
 
@kalina Peer pressure, it's quite a force.
 
@kalina Sure do.
 
@RedRiderX indeed it is
there are so many firefly references in this show in this season
 
@kalina Halloween episode, I take it?
 
no I passed that already
I've watched firefly so frequently that I completely missed that scene as well
just seemed to be the correct outfit for him to wear
you obviously mean this scene though:
 
7:37 PM
Of course I do.
 
the "didn't you wear that 5 years ago... you should really move on" dig is evil though
 
@kalina It made me actually squeal a little.
It was perfect right there.
 
but no I meant these scenes
^ Hand sof blue
and this one:
 
Yeh, there's quite a bunch of them.
 
"TV Show I used to love"
 
7:44 PM
 
@ZeroStack this is what happens when somebody hits on me on the internet
 
0
Q: How many levels from Rayman Origins are availabe in Rayman Legends?

splattered bitsI've unlocked several of the "Back to Origins" paintings/levels in Rayman Legends. I've never played Rayman Origins and was wondering how many of the levels from that game are included in Rayman Legends. All some? Can I save myself $20 by playing Rayman Legends to completion?

 
@kalina
^that?
 
@kalina You explode or they explode?
GOD DAMN WINDOWS STOP INSTALLING NEW KEYBOARD LAYOUTS
 
@3ventic What do you mean doesn't your keyboard layout change everyday?
 
7:53 PM
@RedRiderX I have two languages installed, but only one keyboard layout and it keeps installing the default layout for English
 
@3ventic I say the same thing, but for bing search bar
 
@3ventic They explode. Nuclear strike from orbit, obviously.
 

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