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2:00 PM
@Yuuki It returns a list of types of things you can book a trip to (basically: hotels, appartments, cruises, and a couple other things), these are pulled from a table called "hotelaccomodations", and then displayed in a field named "staytype" to be saved in the table "accomodations" in a column "accommodationstypeID". There is no foreign key.
I did leave the tablenamesmurfing away though.
 
@Yuuki Heh
 
There are multiple tablename prefixes used in our DB, in a pretty random fashion.
@Unionhawk I wish it did.
 
@Arperum Is one of them "tbl"? That's my favourite.
 
@Arperum Jesuschristwhatthefuck
 
@JasonBerkan They all have that one, some of them also have "hotel" or "website"
 
2:03 PM
tblwebsitehotelTable
 
If your business logic requires you to sell furniture, would you have a tbl_table?
 
SO there are a lot of tblwhatevers, some tblhotelwhatevers, a lot of tblwebsitewhatevers.
 
@PrivatePansy yes
 
ALso: some of it is in english, some in dutch. sometimes the tablename is in english, half of the columns too, and the other half is in dutch.
 
@Arperum Oh man, multilingual code is really fun
 
2:04 PM
There are also a lot of probably unused tables floating around.
I just noticed that there is one table that has no prefix.
 
le_tbl_tableau
 
@PrivatePansy No underscores though, just tblwhatever, or TblWhatever or Tblwhatever or tblWhatever.
there is lack of consistency and there is this database.
 
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Q: agario skins for you

user115645Do you know any cheats to get my own skin or a way to request skins without posting on Reddit?

 
@Lazers2.0 Is adding the appropriate tag really that hard?
 
@5pike Don't blame him, he's just a bot
 
2:12 PM
HamStare @Uni
 
@UniKitty I meant the OP, not Lazers
 
@Unionhawk ಠ_ಠ
 
@UniKitty ‮ಠ_ಠ
 
@Serverfrog ಠ_ಠ
 
@UniKitty ‮(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
 
2:14 PM
You know @UniKitty: If you want to improve grammar there's an edit button...
 
I won't do it.
 
@UniKitty don't go grammar police on people, if it bothers you, suggest a fix. Suggesting edits exist for that very reason.
 
If you want to make grammar worse, there's a reddit button... :P
 
See! Someone kind did it for me
 
4 mins ago, by Unionhawk
HamStare @Uni
3 mins ago, by Serverfrog
@UniKitty ‮ಠ_ಠ
 
2:16 PM
@Powerlord YouTube button. reddit actually does have its fair share of grammar nazis
 
4 mins ago, by UniKitty
@Unionhawk ಠ_ಠ
The bridge is messed up.
 
Heh
 
@UniKitty You still look like an asshole though because of your comment
 
Hehe
Hehehehehe
 
Everything is backwords
 
Joe
2:17 PM
Don't know if any of you ever visit [Parenting], but we have an interesting gaming-related question over there about teaching children perserverance through gaming that might be worth a look: parenting.stackexchange.com/questions/20749/…
 
I don't do parenting
 
@UniKitty I should hope not
 
@Joe I believe in this room @Sterno is a parent. I can't remember any of the others
 
@Unionhawk I help out in childcare centres though
 
@Joe Uhm... Hi?
 
2:19 PM
my extent in parenting in "stop eating that you fuckhead"
 
Joe
Hi!
@Rapitor Well, then you're already about as good as most parents.
Stop eating that is rather important. :0
 
@PrivatePansy @JasonBerkan, @TimStone, uh
 
@Rapitor If you swear your children will too
 
They're our resident old people, anyway
YES I SAID IT
 
@UniKitty Oh the noes
 
2:20 PM
Oh noses!
 
@KevinvanderVelden teh noes* (ftfy)
 
@Unionhawk @SaintWacko
 
@JasonBerkan Ah yes!
 
@Unionhawk No.
 
Get the child to play Super Meat Boy. That will either a. traumatize him for life b. causing him to throw the controller out of the window and give up on gaming or c. learn perseverance
 
2:21 PM
@PrivatePansy what if they win.
 
@PrivatePansy d. all of the above?
 
@PrivatePansy People don't use controllers. They use their body
 
@UniKitty Try to keep the patent nonsense to a minimum. It's not constructive.
 
@Unionhawk I think b and c are mutually exclusive
 
@StrixVaria What patent nonsense now?
 
2:22 PM
@PrivatePansy Throw controller and quit forever, change mind and go outside to grab controller
boom
d. all of the above
 
@UniKitty The message I replied to was a meaningless combination of words. It was syntactically correct, but the words in that order are nonsense.
 
@Unionhawk: 1, @PrivatePansy: 0, Mod Abuse: Infinity
 
@Joe - That question seems fairly well answered. My parenting advice is to model what you want your child to emulate, so sit down and show them how to plan out and problem solve in Minecraft.
 
@Rapitor Then obviously you need something harder. Also, your child may be a genius and/or a Time Lord in disguise
 
No really now people use their body to control games
 
2:23 PM
@PrivatePansy My wife thought SMB was gross and asked why anyone would play that game. I hadn't even noticed until she mentioned it. I guess I'm desensitized a bit.
@UniKitty But not SMB, the game we were talking about. So why bother bringing it up? It's not useful for the context of the conversation that was happening.
 
@StrixVaria @UniKitty IS HOMSAR: DATA ACCEPTED
HEADCANON UPDATED
 
I dunno @UnionHawk, haven't heard anything about being the captain of the gravy train just yet.
 
@StrixVaria Well... you're a block of meat that leaves a trail of blood everywhere you go and face obstacles that will literally grind you into a mist of particles small enough to be inhaled
 
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Q: Xbox One Game Sharing with external device

MaxvellI want to buy an XONE and game share with my friend. I know that I have to purchase a digital copy on my console, and then make him my home console if I want us to play together. The problem is my internet is too slow to download the 20-30 GB required per game.. So, Can I download a game on his ...

 
I'm not sure why you wouldn't think it's pretty gross
 
2:25 PM
@PrivatePansy Yes, but it didn't even occur to me that that might be gross until someone pointed it out.
 
Because it's cartoony and stuff
Or something
 
It just...*was*.
It existed that way, and I took it at face value.
 
Do you get anything for hitting specific levels in this very boring Steam Clicker Heroes game?
 
probably not
 
@JasonBerkan You get a badge which you can choose to display on your profile
 
2:26 PM
So no then
 
Whether its a badge of honor or a badge of shame is up to you
 
you get nothing
you lose
good day sir
 
Do you at least get a sense of accomplishment?
 
@KevinvanderVelden Especially not
 
You redeem your cards for a pointless badge, just like a childrens arcade only there's no pizza or soda.
 
2:27 PM
Think about what you just said
Accomplishment and clickers are incompatible
 
I sell all my cards for actual cash. It's one of the things I love about Steam sales.
 
@MadMAxJr There is a bit of real money. I did manage to get ~$1 on the first two days
After that the value dropped so much it's not even worth selling anymore
 
Sell every card early on and then, if you want, buy them for cheap to craft the badge.
 
@JasonBerkan I love incrementals an unhealthy amount and I didn't like the Steam one at all. I barely even touched it.
 
Watch the final day have a progress bar of 100 sextillion monster kills = Information on Halflife 3
 
2:30 PM
@StrixVaria I've been starting a game and ignoring it, since you get a couple of cards each day doing that.
 
So happy I finally had a chance to Meta. It's been so long
 
@MadMAxJr Half Life 3 PRODUCTION UPDATE: Things are coming along right on schedule. We've only hit one major snag. And that is... we haven't made Half Life 3 yet.
BUT Before you throw full wine bottles at your computer screen, let me offer this as a cop-out. The digitally remastered director's cut version of Half Life 1!
 
@MadMAxJr If they announce that I'm assuming that treshhold is reached ~5 minutes later.
 
@Unionhawk i.e. black mesa source?
 
2:34 PM
@KevinvanderVelden Black Mesa Source DX
obviously
 
@StackExchange I don't even remember being deownered. I bet it was fredley
 
@Unionhawk DX
 
@Sterno It was.
@Yuuki Dx
 
Great, I've been scheduled to go to a building I've never even heard of on Thursday to help make sure certain software is installed on two peoples machines.
 
I know this was posted yesterday, but, squee!
 
2:34 PM
xD
 
Works surprisingly well as an emoticon.
 
@Unionhawk .... XD
 
...I'm going to note that I don't work in Tech Support.
 
Meh you work with computers, close enough!
 
2:35 PM
You're a computer!
 
Wrong, I am clearly a dragon.
 
@KevinvanderVelden I work in a very large IT department. I think at last count it had over 5000 employees.
WE HAVE TECH SUPPORT PEOPLE, USE THEM
 
 
@UniKitty ‮eheh (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
 
I expect Black Mesa Source to announce instead of Xen, they will just have you jump into the portal, and show a series of crayon drawn pictures. "Then Gordon went to Xen. He jumped on a platform. Then he jumped on another platform. Then Gordon jumped to the THIRD platform. There was a flying fireball monster here. He shot it."
 
2:36 PM
@Serverfrog Gaaah! Not again!
 
With the baby being generated from the faces of the parents in Fallout 4, I foresee a lot of crazy fandom stuff.
 
"Then there was the Gonarch. Gordon ran. Gordon fell down a hole. Now fight the giant flying fetus with a pulsing energy brain that opens up."
 
@Yuuki oh god that sounds complicated to do from a design standpoint
Maybe
 
@MadMAxJr Here's the thing: There are people who refuse to play Black Mesa as long as its incomplete.
 
Or it could be face+face/2
 
2:37 PM
I should know, I'm one of them.
 
@Unionhawk Order of operations, @Uni, order of operations.
 
@UniKitty ‮?ton yhW
 
And since it's now a paid mod, refuse to play == refuse to pay
 
@Yuuki Nope
It's 1.5 faces per face
duh
 
@Yuuki Yes sir!
 
2:38 PM
@Unionhawk yeah it's generally just a single vector of data for each face. Combine, add noise. Done
 
@KevinvanderVelden ...
 
@Serverfrog Its backwards again. Gonna raise this on meta
 
What are we talking about? I spaced out
Where am I?
 
@KevinvanderVelden I don't think that's how genetics work
 
@Unionhawk what? I'm an indie gamedev, I read about this kind of stuff =p
@PrivatePansy it is how face gen works in 3d games =p
 
2:38 PM
@Unionhawk You are in the empty void of the bridge
 
I'm on a Bridge?
 
(or well, a potential implementation)
 
Talking about nothing
 
How'd that happen?
I thought I was at work
 
... Is Unikitty some kind of Zork parser bot?
 
2:39 PM
@UniKitty ‮?siht gniod uoy era yhW?
 
@Unionhawk Yes, a collapsing bridge
@Serverfrog Doing what
 
@MadMAxJr I'm pretty sure @UniKitty is just an advanced version of horse_ebooks
 
@Serverfrog because he isn't particularly observant about the starlist
 
@UniKitty IS HORSE_EBOOKS: HEADCANON UPDATED
 
@Unionhawk I've built Markov chain generators that perform better
 
2:40 PM
@Unionhawk Your work is keeping the bridge around
So you are on a bridge
 
@UniKitty What did I say about patent nonsense?
 
CTRL+SHIFT+U -> 202E -> phun
i love you all for this -
 
@StrixVaria None?
 
@Serverfrog = some sort of debug tool in IE
 
user15026
Overhearing a co-worker complain about how you are in training and learning so slow and thus made his day super long yesterday....sucks.
 
2:41 PM
Showing memory usage draw time framerate CPU usage
 
19 mins ago, by StrixVaria
@UniKitty Try to keep the patent nonsense to a minimum. It's not constructive.
 
Yes I have to use IE
 
@Unionhawk oh... have you installed a adblocker in your brain or why? and no its a helper to enter unicode characters under debian
 
@Serverfrog Oh I see
 
@StrixVaria to be fair, it wasn't complete nonsense this time, or well at least not patent nonsense coming out of nowhere
 
2:42 PM
I'm working
So
 
Also. HALP I'M DEFENDING @UNIKITTY
 
@KevinvanderVelden Against what
 
@KevinvanderVelden Was it not? How does @Unionhawk's working have anything to do with "keeping the bridge around"?
 
@Unionhawk you get money because you are getting hurt... i know that feel ;)
 
@KevinvanderVelden Markov chain text generators build up strings using surrounding text, so they sound somewhat contextual
 
2:43 PM
So it was the usual bridge non-sequiturs
@PrivatePansy that is true
 
@Yuuki Pfft, I post the exact same thing a three hours before you, and nobody took notice
 
Ah, the Steam Summer Sale badge of Shanour updates itself with the highest multiple of 100 level you've achieved.
Or maybe by 10, since @agent86 hit 4920.
 
@PrivatePansy I posted it right when most people in NA are waking up.
 
WOO NA
 
@JasonBerkan Yes, that's the badge of shanor (or is it honme?)
 
2:51 PM
Gotta cater to the 'Muricans and Canadians if you want those stars.
(And stripes?)
 
hmm... do I lunch early
questions
 
Ha, I just saw someone refer to the current Rare as "Microsoft's Rare cover band"
 
That would make 343 Microsoft's Bungie cover band.
 
Yeah that seems about right
 
Someone was playing with unicode, according to the answers I got. Thats why everything was backwards!
 
3:02 PM
@UniKitty looks at starlist You don't say?
 
I just found out
 
7 hours ago, by fredley
‮:22209374 ‮ what happens if I use it in a reply I wonder
7 hours ago, by fredley
brb, putting u+202e in my username
 
7 hours ago, by Private Pansy
@fredley .‮Asshole
 
‮ Noooooo don't do that! :22215370
 
Now it make sense!
 
3:04 PM
Sense? What fun is there in making sense?
 
There is no sense only bridge
 
@Serverfrog Your secret has been discovered. Its very fun finding secrets
 
There is no @Uni only Zuul
 
Who is Zuul
And @Unicode will be angry for saying he doesn't exist
 
scribbles notes
 
3:09 PM
 
@Unionhawk What notes?
@Serverfrog Is that a @Unicorn?
 
@UniKitty The two horns should be a hint that it is not
 
@UniKitty he has 2 horns, so he couldn't be a uni horn
 
Now I see 2 because you said it
 
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Q: Xbox One game sharing List?

MaxvellDoes someone have a link to a webpage for games that allow game share? for example, I know GTA 5 blocks gameshare.

0
Q: Minecraft Timed Out

MinecraftGamerHelp! I just want to join a server from another classroom, that has been used before, and it keeps timing me out. help mee! oh and btw this is a minecraft 1.7.9 server.

 
3:11 PM
Wait. Wait. I don't even like ponies and I know who that is. You don't know?
 
@Lazers2.0 Starts with Halp?
 
> This mistake occurred because the dishwasher detergent was poured in an empty wine bottle and was put inside the fridge.
Why would you do that?
 
Wow
 
@murgatroid99 x-treem recycling?
 
3:12 PM
What detergent flows like wine? Most are more viscous.
 
You'd think the flavor would give it off.
 
@JasonBerkan according to the article he'd only dranken a sip
 
@MadMAxJr Colorless, odorless.
 
Also: not just dish detergent. Industrial strength detergent
 
@Yuuki which isn't what wine tastes like
 
3:13 PM
Oh wait wait the article says 'industrial cleaner'
 
Plus it was industrial grade.
 
@murgatroid99 This used to be quite common I think
 
@KevinvanderVelden Yeah, the taste would be immediately wrong. I was just thinking about watching it be poured.
 
This was not kitchen dishwasher liquid soap
 
My mother has done this, dressing a salad with detergent instead of dressing
As both were stored in empty wine bottles
 
3:14 PM
Well, I'm not going @fredley's house for Thanksgiving, that's for sure.
 
@JasonBerkan doubtful, the pouring was done in the kitchen, as fast as possible, probably while doing something else at the same time. After filling lots and lots of glasses you generally don't need to watch too closely while pouring
 
@Yuuki Luckily, we don't give thanks here
 
@Yuuki Good thing @fredley's british and doesn't do that
WOO AMERICA
AND CANADA
I GUESS
WOO NORTH AMERICA
 
@Unionhawk inb4'd
 
IF YOU'RE BORING OR SOMETHING
 
3:15 PM
@KevinvanderVelden wat
Wine pouring should never be done in the kitchen
Well
 
Sounds like a horrific way to die
 
Actually no
Can't say never
 
I cannot recall ever having my wine served to me already poured.
 
> Jose Antonio Martin, director of the gastroenterology department at Castellon General Hospital, said that ingesting even a small amount of such a concentrated liquid could be lethal. "It starts burning immediately," he told El Periodico Mediterraneo. "If it is potent it can burn and puncture the oesophagus and stomach."
 
3:16 PM
There's plenty of restaurants where you order a glass of wine and get... a glass of wine
 
If you order a bottle absolutely never, if you order a glass probably never
 
@JasonBerkan You clearly haven't been to cheap enough Spanish restaurants
 
So it's a highly acidic cleaner.
 
It's pretty common over here: If you order a glass of wine you usually get a glass of wine
 
@fredley Yeah - when I drink wine with my meal it means I'm at an expensive restaurant.
 
3:16 PM
@fredley You used the backwards character right?
 
If I'm drinking wine with dinner, it generally means I ran out of decent beers.
 
@UniKitty splowpoke.png
 
@fredley 5pike.jpg
 
ERROR: File splowpoke not found
 
If I'm drinking wine I'm at my parent's, or having a dinner party
@Unionhawk Five Pike Dot Jay Peg
 
3:18 PM
@MadMAxJr Most likely basic, I think.
 
@MadMAxJr I think very strong alkaline can also cause chemical burns
 
@JasonBerkan The closest I've encountered is being served a... decanter? another vessel containing one standard "glass" of wine
 
@PrivatePansy Oh yeah. You use bases to dissolve bodies, of course.
@Unionhawk carafe
 
@fredley Yes
Sure
 
@PrivatePansy it can. Any large deviation from pH neutral
 
3:19 PM
I'll have the vintage pinot noir, with the color-safe bleach, thank you.
 
Either way, if I'm ordering a glass of wine, odds are I want more than one glass, and have more than one person drinking it, at which point, bottle
 
Someone look at the comments in this
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A: Formatting Sandbox

uɐɯsO uɐɥʇɐNhaving trouble getting rid of the sliver between the images (wrapping them in a <h1></h1> helps.)

 
user15026
@UniKitty Why?
 
Whoops wrong one
Sorry this
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A: Formatting Sandbox

badpComment tests.

 
3:22 PM
Hmm, I wonder which chemical this could actually be. Most aggressive cleaning stuff is something I'd expect people to notice when trying to drink
 
@MadScientist Given your gravatar and display name I think you might have some insight into this :P
It does say it was colorless and odurless
 
@PrivatePansy Just don't burn your hands with that corrosive stuff
 
user15026
@UniKitty Again, why?
 
@MadScientist Maybe it was someone who didn't really like wine
 
3:24 PM
@AshleyNunn Click show 68 more comments
 
@UniKitty It's a sandbox?
I'm confused
 
@SaintWacko Maybe he just chugged it
 
You're confusing
 
user15026
@UniKitty And? It's a sandbox for testing stuff.
 
Its ridiculous!
 
3:25 PM
What is the point of this nonsensical linking to comment formatting?
 
You're ridiculous for finding a sandbox ridiculous
 
@UniKitty ...it's a sandbox for testing.
Why is it ridiculous?
 
user15026
@UniKitty Not really, it's a place for testing things, and people are testing things there.
 
So many comments saying "_ test _ _ test _"
 
user15026
I am not sure what is ridiculous about that.
 
3:26 PM
I can't
 
@UniKitty That's because it's for testing
 
@fredley ‮ ашэѕомэ
 
I can't deal
 
user15026
@UniKitty Because people are testing things in the place for testing things.
 
@Unionhawk well let someone else shuffle the cards then
 
3:28 PM
@KevinvanderVelden ...
 
Ahahaha
 
You're the worst
 
@KevinvanderVelden *slow clap*
 
Just stop running around and crying wolf. I dunno, maybe talk about a VIDEO GAME. :O
 
@MadMAxJr nobody likes those.
 
3:31 PM
Apr 13 '12 at 15:42, by fredley
@GnomeSlice Games are off topic in this chat room
 
@Unionhawk Hey!
 
Errr Why was I kicked? I don't understand
 
Brilliant, I'm asked to cover the front desk for a bit while our receptionist grabs lunch... I immediately get a call from a person calling into a meeting. Turns out, someone booked one of our conference rooms, but rather than using a conference line, they told people to call in directly.
Which means, only one person can call in.
I really need to move to a different department here.
 
@Rapitor Ooo, he grabs his longsword by the blade and uses it as a bludgeon. Yay for historical accuracy!
Although if they're going for historical accuracy, they should've shown less katana and more yari and yumi.
 
3:40 PM
that's historically accurate? that sounds like a stupid thing to do
 
@Rapitor It's very accurate.
In fact, it was very common.
In the German school of swordsmanship, Mordhau, alternatively Mordstreich or Mordschlag (Ger., lit., "murder-stroke" or "murder-strike" or "murder-blow"), is the technique of holding the sword inverted, with both hands gripping the blade, and hitting the opponent with the pommel or crossguard. This technique allows the swordsman to essentially use the sword as a mace or hammer. The Mordhau is mainly used in armoured combat, although it can be used to surprise an opponent in close quarters. This technique has also been called a "thunder stroke". == References == Codex Wallerstein, ed. Zabinski,...
 
well then
 
If your opponent his heavily armored blunt force is more effective than a simple blade edge
A cross-guard will focus all striking force on a single point, like a pickaxe, likely to penetrate armor
 
Not to mention swords forged for combat were rarely as sharp as people expect.
 
i understand that, it's grabbing and gripping the blade that confuses me.
 
3:44 PM
An absurdly keen edge is only good for one, maybe two, strikes.
 
Armored gauntlets can protect well for that. Leather is iffy. Barehanded would be insane.
There are some interesting, oddball sword techniques.
Apparently there's a two handed sword technique where you hold the grip like a broom, blade down and focus on furious low angle sweeping maneuvers to rend your opponents legs.
 
I guess sweeping movements would be appropriate for broom style
 
I'm also glad to see the Vikings don't have those stupid horned helmets.
 
Horned helmets were never a thing for vikings.
 
Which is why I'm glad they're not in the game.
Still needs more spear and bow for samurai though. Back during their heyday, they were more commonly spearmen and mounted archers.
There seems to be a focus on single combat.
 
3:51 PM
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Q: Increase population with Radio Station / Advantage over pregnancy?

udondanHow do these Radio Stations work exactly? I built one and assigned a Dweller with 10 Charisma to it. There was a timer of 2 hours or so and I expected after this time a new Dweller to appear in front of my Vault. But nothing. So I assigned another Dweller but the timer did not decrease. I upgrade...

 
Which makes sense, given the title, but makes me interested in how they would implement things like Roman/Greek phalanxes and hoplites.
 

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