The Bridge

Fluttershy

7:02 PM

:|

7Blue_Beast7

@Fluttershy What? What is wrong with blender?

Sean Allred

Just to let y'all know, someone is going ham up in here with the spam flags. At least ten from this room in the past two minutes.

user15026

@SeanAllred Lesson learned, don't leave to go do dishes. sigh

Sean Allred

(All invalid.)

@AshleyNunn Such is moderation :)

user15026

@SeanAllred It's a lovely thing sometimes

7Blue_Beast7

7:05 PM

@AshleyNunn Still mad at me?

user15026

Okay, seriously, enough with the flags. You know who you are, I don't know why you're doing it, but it needs to stop. Right now.

Sean Allred

@AshleyNunn Depends on the site, I think. I would look forward to moderating TeX.SX (where I hail from – flags are network-wide), but a trilogy site like SO? Nopers.

user15026

@SeanAllred SO is kinda a beast unto itself, for sure :)

Sean Allred

@AshleyNunn I thought mods had certain audit powers? I believe you can ping the user directly.

user15026

@SeanAllred I figure this way, they know, and if they don't stop, well, then they can take a nice chat vacation.

Sean Allred

7:08 PM

@AshleyNunn ;) Catch you all later. I have a package to finish writing :)

fredley

Ok, this Eurovision is already ridiculous

The levels of OTT have been seriously Upped

Conchita Wurst suspended from a giant phoenix accompanied by the Vienna Symphony Orchestra

Oh, now we have an oompa band

user15026

@SeanAllred See you :)

user15026

@fredley Do you have a streaming link?

fredley

@AshleyNunn Not one that'll work for you :(

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone

Given how widely it's broadcast, finding one shouldn't be hard

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Why won't my minecraft launcher log my account in?

Every time I go on to my minecraft launcher, it always says I should log in (using my normal minecraft account of course!). When I do, the green loading bar just keeps going and going and never logs into the actually launching part of my minecraft! This all happened after using the Pylo mod maker...

minecraft

user15026

7:14 PM

Tv License? I assume that's some sort of British thing?

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn just use a british proxy

i did it to watch the london olympics on bbc

fredley

@AshleyNunn Yeah. It's kinda like a tax but not.

user15026

@GodEmperorDune Yeah, I can just set up my proxy to be british instead of american for a while

user15026

@fredley alright then

fredley

@AshleyNunn If you watch live TV (any channel), you have to pay it. It funds the BBC, so they don't have ads.

user15026

7:16 PM

@fredley ah, I see :) That makes some sort of sense.

fredley

@AshleyNunn Current Gov't wants to scrap it :)

GodEmperorDune

@fredley wut

user15026

@fredley Yeah, but from what i can tell they want to scrap everything good about anything ever forever.

fredley

@AshleyNunn pretty much

Unionhawk

Ughughugh "ONLY MINECRAFT IS A PROBLEM SO IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE TO HAVE A GENERALIZED RULE" (this is really stupid)

GodEmperorDune

7:18 PM

bbc is so awesome i would buy a sub so i can watch it across the pond

sadly they don't sell such things

Unionhawk

This is literally something someone replied to me with. I blame @fredley

user15026

@Unionhawk The way I see it, Minecraft is just the biggest part of the problem, and the most immediately obvious.

Sconibulus

Didn't we have an issue with Oblivion mods a while back too?

fredley

Apparently it's being streamed live to China. If you can't find a feed, something is deeply wrong.

Sconibulus

I feel like Oblivion was way buggier mod-wise than Skyrim was

Unionhawk

7:20 PM

Just, literally what the @LessPop_MoreFizz said. Which is what I said but more eloquently because that's what he does.

user15026

@Unionhawk Yeah, he's good at the eloquence thing.

fredley

I wonder how much money I'd have to pump into Twilio to rig the whole competition

user15026

I just don't play any games with mods so I am like "I know this is a problem but I don't have enough knowledge to say anything with any authority"

user15026

@fredley I think that depends who you are rigging it for :P

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: 30th Artifact question

In the in-game tutorial, it says there are 30 artifacts. And after searching around I have come to know that there are only 29, one of them was removed from the game. I couldn't find what that 30th artifact was or what it did and why was it so broken that the developers removed it. Can someone ...

tap-titans

Fluttershy

7:22 PM

@SeanAllred That's what my :| was for. I saw two of them. :P

fredley

First song

It's terrible

She's out of tune

Excellent. Eurovision has begun.

Strong opener in the 'most bizarre headwear' contest.

Random abstract dancer

Wind machine

Arperum

@Fluttershy I don't see any flags yet (not enough rep), but I kinda think I know where they were coming from.

user15026

Rest assured the perpetrator has been notified, and is taking a bit of a break from chat.

Arperum

@AshleyNunn Yea, I noticed that the person who I expected to be the source was taking a break.

On an unrelated note: I just noticed the little crown in your avatar, how long has that been there?

fredley

Someone changed their avatar?

user15026

7:27 PM

@Arperum Just a few days. One of the other mods added it for me after we declared me queen of something. (I forget what, but the crown looked cool.)

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn queen of calm?

user15026

@fredley I just have a crown now, so I can be queen of things.

fredley

French song. Sung in french.

Lots of vibrato.

Soulful ballad.

user15026

@GodEmperorDune No, that was a while back. I think was baking related (after I mentioned I have a standard rule that if SE people come visit, they get baked goods)

fredley

Background of post-apocalyptic wasteground

Arperum

7:28 PM

I only "cared" about the Finnish competitors, but they lost.

fredley

Miming drummers!

Arperum

"Cared" as in: sorta rooted for them in some way while ignoring the whole thing.

fredley

@Arperum Out in the semis?

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn all hail the queen of baked goods

fredley

Her singing is making the wasteland come to life

Or maybe it's the drummers

Arperum

7:30 PM

@fredley Yea.

fredley

Israel next

Out of tune

Arperum

I have no clue how the Belgian thing sounds, I only know they made it to the finals.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GodEmperorDune if you want another TV rec, and your cable has Fusion, you should turn that channel on right now.

fredley

Ridiculous shoes

Arperum

@fredley Israel =/= Europe.

fredley

7:31 PM

@Arperum Tell it to Australia

LessPop_MoreFizz

Zack Galfinakis is giving random people haircuts according to instructions from other random people who call in.

GodEmperorDune

@LessPop_MoreFizz cut the cable, but what is the name of the show?

fredley

This song is really, really terrible

Arperum

@fredley Wat. ARe they also in Eurovision?

fredley

@Arperum Yup

Arperum

7:33 PM

Because they get confused with Austria they are European or what?

fredley

LessPop_MoreFizz

It's old back episodes of The Chris Gethard show from his public access days. New episodes come back this week with a live streamed taping this Tuesday!

fredley

top flag waving

LessPop_MoreFizz

TCGS #90 - Who Needs A Haircut!?

►

Oh cool the whole episode is on YouTube.

Arperum

@fredley ... I like how Finland is waving a Finnish flag.

LessPop_MoreFizz

7:34 PM

This is local NYC public access TV, taped live.

fredley

Estonia next

Man miming guitar!

Oh dear, he can't sing

Arperum

@LessPop_MoreFizz That looks like horror material to me based on the thumbnail. KEEP THOSE SHARP OBJECTS AWAY FROM MY HAIR

fredley

Now there's a woman too

She also cannot sing

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Arperum it's amazing.

GodEmperorDune

@LessPop_MoreFizz this is hilarious

spugsley

7:36 PM

HALLO

GodEmperorDune

> it's like hostel in many ways

Arperum

@GodEmperorDune ARE They cutting people's hair for random reasons? If so: not watching.

fredley

We're 4 songs in with no key changes!

Arperum

@spugsley Hi!

spugsley

@LessPop_MoreFizz OMG

In The Valley Below - Peaches (Official)

►

GodEmperorDune

7:37 PM

@Arperum no, they all volunteered

Arperum

@GodEmperorDune They are all mad.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@spugsley oooolllllddd

fredley

Oooh, UK next

spugsley

And? New to me. And amazing.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@spugsley I keeeeeed. It's a good song, it was just super overplayed for a while on XMU.

spugsley

7:39 PM

It's stuck in my head so freaking bad since I heard it yesterday

not sure how I've missed it for so long

user15026

@fredley I am sucking at finding a stream that doesn't sketch me out

fredley

@AshleyNunn :(

Use Hola to stream BBC?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GodEmperorDune is this like... A personal Flautist situation?

fredley

Uninstall it afterwards

UK has light up tron tuxedos

user15026

@fredley yeah, i am just going to swap my proxy to being British, I think. Was going to try to avoid that (because I am lazy and will forget to turn it back) but it works :P

GodEmperorDune

7:41 PM

> It's about a predatory flautist who murders children in a cave.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How do I make glowing water in minecraft?

9:45 and 10:14. It's a shader, I think but I'm not sure. Maybe it's a bug, I just have no idea. It's really getting on my nerves now.. Help me please! ...

minecraft mods

0

Q: How do I make room in my inventory?

So I found this rad new axe that I wanted to equip, so I dropped my old one and went to pick the new one up. Unfortunately I just got an "Inventory Full" status. So I dropped a few more items from my inventory... and then a few more, and then a few more. But whenever I try to pick up the axe t...

the-witcher

LessPop_MoreFizz

Chris Gethard is great because the show is just total anarchy and he completely invites his audience to take it in wild and unpredictable directions.

fredley

Oh wow, this Armenian guy has a thin head

user15026

There we go.

fredley

And the woman has a reallly fixed smile

CUE DRY ICE

user15026

7:44 PM

@fredley I just noticed that

user15026

like her face seems unable to do anything but that face

fredley

Not bad singing this one

terrible song

user15026

"That's as low as we go" Don't say that, it's not over yet :P

fredley

@AshleyNunn Hahah, he's done the dress rehearsal yesterday

"Yes, let's go with luckily she survives"

More fixed smiles

user15026

Everyone is just so happy :P

Chippies

7:47 PM

Just got home, had a quick glance at transcript - is Eurovision today?

user15026

Sure is

Chippies

:o

user15026

This is my first time actually watching and it is just as bizarre as everyone warned

fredley

Random robot dancing

@AshleyNunn Oh wow, you've never seen it?

Chippies

someone take notes at what's worth looking up after

user15026

7:48 PM

@fredley Nope, heard about it, but never watched.

fredley

It's so awful, but so great

user15026

That sums it up, yes

Chippies

where are you streaming it from, @AshleyNunn?

user15026

@Chippies The bbc link fredley gave, with my proxy thinking I am a good and proper Brit

Chippies

alright, gonna look for it in the transcript :P

Lazers 2.0

7:49 PM

0

Q: What is the best airflow and fan setup for a gaming PC?

I hope I my question benefits the community all in all. I'd like to simply ask for advice from our professional gaming PC builders here on our community about airflow and fan set! (Go PC race woo! JK~) My PC case is a Thermaltake Core V41 Window Mid-tower Chassis as displayed below: Reference:...

pc

fredley

Backing singers are really out of tune

user15026

@Chippies bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone

Chippies

@AshleyNunn heh, I found it same moment you pinged me :)

user15026

I do like that tehy warn for strobes and things

user15026

that's pretty great

fredley

7:51 PM

@AshleyNunn Yeah, they do that for everything. Law I believe

@AshleyNunn Her cloak is coming off I reckon

user15026

@fredley That's pretty wonderful, I know some people who would have issues.

Chippies

lol, I like how it asked if I have a TV license, because I need one to be able to stream

user15026

@fredley I'd put my bets on that

Chippies

it's like when porn sites ask if I'm 18

user15026

@Chippies I just clicked the yes equivalent button and it worked :P

fredley

7:52 PM

This song is really quite dull

Chippies

@AshleyNunn that's the obvious choice, regardless of the question :P

fredley

Good masks though

Top marks for making no sense

user15026

@Chippies Unless something is asking you to install a toolbar :P

Chippies

not sure though if proxy is being lame or the player, but it's not loading the stream

fredley

The cloaks came off, but not hers

GnomeSlice

7:53 PM

@fredley Boobies are evil

fredley

@GnomeSlice ...

user15026

Oh, I so thought it was going to there, when both dudes had a hand on it

GnomeSlice

I have literally no idea what you guys are talking about also

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GodEmperorDune have you gotten to the head shaving race?

fredley

@GnomeSlice #Eurovision

GnomeSlice

7:53 PM

I don't know what that is

GodEmperorDune

@LessPop_MoreFizz nah, it was too much chaos and i stopped

LessPop_MoreFizz

The chaos is the beauty of it.

Chippies

this seems to be a better source, for me at least eurovision.tv/page/webtv?program=132913

user15026

@fredley I like how quietly snarky this guy is

fredley

@AshleyNunn That's half the fun

user15026

7:54 PM

It is cracking me up

LessPop_MoreFizz

Here's another episode in which Hannibal Burress just straight up engages in phone sex with callers:

TCGS #130 - Straight Up Phone Sex

►

fredley

@AshleyNunn We basically fund the whole thing, get a free place in return, will never win, but quietly take the piss out of the whole thing

Oh dear, she really can't sing

user15026

@fredley grins I knew about the never winning part :P

user15026

@fredley She is swallowing all of the sounds

fredley

Also their mid-sentence breaths are really pissing me off

GodEmperorDune

7:56 PM

@LessPop_MoreFizz hannibal burress AND phone sex? that is a winning combination

bookmarking for later

fredley

Also a really dull song

user15026

Yeah, this ballad is making me yawn

user15026

Possibly stupid question, how many acts are there?

user15026

Today, I mean

fredley

@AshleyNunn Good question. At least 20 I think

user15026

8:01 PM

@fredley awesome.

user15026

Means I can study for a while with this ridiculousness in the background

Chippies

@AshleyNunn eurovision.tv has all the info + stream that's not blocked in Canada

I linked the stream above

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Can I get into trouble stealing?

I've just started playing The Witcher and while it seems there are ways to alter people's opinion of you (e.g. bribes and signet rings), I can't tell if me taking stuff out of containers in peoples homes will get me in trouble with anyone. In short: Does taking other people's stuff have any cons...

the-witcher

0

Q: How do you make stacked houses in Terraria

I have a stacked house where there are houses on each side of a vertical tunnel, with wood platforms to separate the floors. None of the NPCs on the second floor will jump onto the platform and into their house. The houses are all 5 tiles high. What am I doing wrong?

terraria

user15026

@Chippies The stream I have works :)

Chippies

alright, good for you :P Didn't work for me

but there's all the info about contestants and everything on eurovision.tv

apparently Latvia is in the grand finals and we didn't miss it, I'm curious how bad it's gonna be

fredley

8:06 PM

Bad singing

Chippies

am I seeing things right? Did that just say Australia?

why is Australia in Eurovision?

user15026

Oh my god Will Hill posted ODDS for this

user15026

I can't even

user15026

(William Hill is a very large sportsbook)

user15026

@Chippies mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/…

fredley

8:09 PM

@AshleyNunn Same here

Chippies

@AshleyNunn heh, wife looked up that same article

still though, interesting/odd that they're in Eurovision

fredley

Australia: better than most European countries

Chippies

@fredley doesn't take much to be

fredley

He can actually sing!

And well!

And the song isn't complete dross!

user15026

"not your typical Eurovision fare" oh boy

user15026

8:12 PM

It's so WHITE, I'm blind

fredley

Has his voice broken?

Interesting song, but too un-eurovision for eurovision

Saying that, Lordi won

user15026

He has a MAN BUN

user15026

"Don't worry, it's meant to" oh boy. Why am I worried....

fredley

I wonder if the piano will catch fire

user15026

That's my guess

fredley

8:17 PM

Pretty good singing

user15026

FIIIIIRE

fredley

hahahaha

That's a pretty big fire

The scripted chat is so weird

I think that's when other countries have ads

user15026

I feel bad when they sing in English and I can't always understand them

fredley

Hahaha. The only people that don't are the French.

French people are like French Canadian people when it comes to linguistic stubbornness.

Pretty severe wind machine in this one.

SARC LEVELS CRITICAL

Kevin van der Velden

8:33 PM

Buy this key that opens hundreds of doors in the NYC subway... or you know, make a copy of it given that we have shown you a picture and a reference and that is all you really need to duplicate a key

Pictures of keys are scary

user15026

@KevinvanderVelden People don't think about misuse of information. And that can cause problems like this, because I bet the thinking is "who would ever use this info for bad?"

Kevin van der Velden

Yeah, they think of keys as the physical thing that unlocks the lock. Not as what it really is: The information in physical form that unlocks the lock

Information can be copied

user15026

Yeah, exactly

Kevin van der Velden

(Of course, with passwords people at least know that it's just information that can be copied, doesn't stop them from putting a postit note with it on their monitor)

user15026

The Big 5? Do some countries not have to go through the semis and stuff?

user15026

8:46 PM

(Oh gosh I know nothing)

user15026

@fredley her cloak came off :P

fredley

@AshleyNunn Hahahaha

user15026

Oh, he has supreme concentrating face

fredley

Oh wow. Costume winner incoming.

user15026

"Does involve a bit of roadkill" oh god

fredley

8:54 PM

Oh, she's singing in English

user15026

Took me a minute to realize that, but yes

fredley

@AshleyNunn I think anyway. I'm getting the odd word

Wind machine

KEY CHANGE

user15026

Man, his forehead vein

Arperum

How horrible was Belgium? I actually have no idea?

fredley

@Arperum Pretty bad

This is bad

user15026

9:06 PM

I wonder if the sudden influx of rainbow flags has anything to do wit Russia just singing....

fredley

@AshleyNunn Quite possibly. There have been a lot of gay kisses going on, both in the official intermissions and in the crowd shots

But then, it's a pretty gay event

As evidenced by even traditional, conservative countries giving 12 points to Conchita last year

user15026

Yeah, it's a very queer friendly thing :)

fredley

@AshleyNunn Loud, colourful and stylistically questionable/fabulous?

user15026

:P

fredley

Actually this guy looks a lot like Conchita out of drag

These guys are wasted on this terrible song

Also loving all the fascist monuments behind them

cc @badp

user15026

9:16 PM

Crap, now I can't convince my VPN that I don't want to be British anymore

user15026

oh, there we go

fredley

@AshleyNunn Haha

I'll let you know who wins

user15026

@fredley Thank you :)

fredley

@AshleyNunn There's real musicians on now, they're pretty good

djsmiley2k

9:35 PM

arugh does the D6 reroll shop items D:

I don't think it does but...

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Banner of command plus promote effect on minions

What are the final offensive stats of a minion after being promoted by Banner of Command? What if baron was killed at minute 35 and the minion gets baron buff too? The reason I ask is because I need to find out: which minion would make destruction of towers faster and which would be m...

league-of-legends

Wipqozn

@Frank @Yuuki Splatoon test fire in 22 minutes. You can download the demo now.

I meant to remind you guys this morning, but I completely forgot.

Yuuki

@Wipqozn Movie night starts in 22 minutes though.

Wipqozn

@Yuuki Oh right

well I'll be an hour late

I've already seen the movie, so no big deal if I miss an hour

Fluttershy

@Yuuki What's the movie night movie? I didn't see a post about it. :o

@Wipqozn Splatoon is so good!

Wipqozn

9:41 PM

@Fluttershy Lego

Fluttershy

Ah.

user15026

@Wipqozn you could watch tomorrow? That's when I am going to watch because I have a play reading I am going to tonight

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy I heard. I missed the last beta, so want to ge tin on this one.

@AshleyNunn I've got plans tomorrow starting in the afternoon.

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn If the motion controls don't work for you, you can turn them off in the weapon select screen. Just press +.

Wipqozn

Uncles birthday

user15026

9:41 PM

@Wipqozn ah, fine then :P

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy I already know I'm going to hate them, so thanks.

@AshleyNunn THAT'LL LEARN YA

user15026

I am learned now.

fredley

Why wasn't movie night Eurovision night?

What is wrong with you people?

I can't believe they've invented something else the Australians can beat us at #Eurovision

Tweeted by richardosman on May 23, 2015 at 9:21 PM

user15026

@fredley cracks up

Wipqozn

@fredley Can you ask @Fluttershy if he plans to pick up Splatoon? I'd ask himself, but I pinged you first. Damn autocomplete.

Fluttershy

9:45 PM

@Wipqozn They aren't that bad.

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy Not saying they are

fredley

@Fluttershy chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/21803569#21803569

Wipqozn

but I just suspect I won't like it

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn I plan on it, yeah. It just won't be at launch.

fredley

yuno onebox

Wipqozn

9:45 PM

@fredley Thanks!

@fredley It probably thinks you posted rebecca black

Ktash

@Yuuki I thought it was 1 hour and change still? Isn't that 11 UTC-0?

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn I have to spend $1k to get tags for my car, and then save up for a potential move, so I won't be getting a new game for... a while. But I do want Splatoon.

Yuuki

@Ktash I keep getting mixed up between 10 and 11 UTC-0.

><

Gotta check the post to see which one it is again.

Never mind, it's 11 UTC-0 so one hour and change.

Ktash

I mean, I don't really care either way. I probably won't join. I just thought it was still a little ways out

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy :21803602Shitty

Yuuki

9:49 PM

So signing up for the HBO Go trial requires an Apple account apparently.

Wipqozn

ALso, supposedly it was hailing in certain parts of Nova Scotia today

My province is fucked

@Ktash is the hero we deserve, and @Yuuki is a monster.

Ktash

@Yuuki Yeah it does. And an iOS device I believe. Because I think you can only do it from the app

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Can you hit the level cap if recruit adventurers as soon as you hit Black Hound Inn? (PoE patch 1.5)

I've started my second attempt at a playthrough, the first ending right after I got my stronghold, because I realized that all of the characters I liked using were glass cannons. Now I've just reached the Black Hound Inn and am going to create a tank (leaning Barbarian) so that I have two tanks...

pillars-of-eternity

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Fluttershy I seem to recall that you get Fusion; you should turn it on now to watch a marathon of The Chris Gethard Show because it's so great.

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz I do not get Fusion. :(

LessPop_MoreFizz

9:54 PM

Oh. :(

Well then, I will link you the episode on YouTube that I linked to @GodEmperorDune in which Zach Galfonakis and others give terrible haircuts to random audience members

TCGS #90 - Who Needs A Haircut!?

►

Transcript for