The Bridge

@Batophobia Yay! I'm a dragon

@FAE Fake it until you make it!

@FAE It also gives a lot more flexibility in the beans you can buy and make them taste the same, since burnt anything tastes like burnt anything else.

4:07 PM

@KevinvanderVelden link directs to homepage?

@Batophobia god damn it google, you had one job

Goddammit @LessPop_MoreFizz and @GnomeSlice, I'm going to lose my shit with that pin

That's the share link it gave me!

@FAE All coffee is bad coffee.

Feeds

fredley has removed John from the list of this room's owners.

4:07 PM

Oh dear:

@Batophobia I'm a Wooly Mammoth. Accurate.

Nope it is refusing to share

user15026

@FAE I am just starting to learn these things.

fredley ♦, London, United Kingdom

2.3k 4 35

@Yuuki I guess part of me is afraid of becoming too snobby about food, I think? Like... we weren't always able to have the greatest quality meals/nutrition when I was a kid because of money stuff, so I just want to be appreciative of what I have and not be too entitled I guess.

4:08 PM

@Yuuki Well thanks, now I don't have to crop mine and upload it.

@Yuuki mantis shrimps are awesome

I'm that.

@Unionhawk yes?

... Yuuki punches with the force of a .45 caliber pistol. I'm gonna stay outside arms reach.

Just, reminding @John

user15026

4:08 PM

@FAE I've learned there is a difference between appreciating good quality stuff and refusing all else

user15026

I can go from high end gourmet to eating canned pasta in an instant. :P

Jason Berkan

@FAE You can do both. I can accept that Tim Horton's is not the best cup of coffee, but still drink it when I am there.

aww.. that didn't work.

@MadMAxJr GOOGLE IS BROKEN

4:09 PM

@KevinvanderVelden Mantis shrimps are the psychopathic killers of the ocean floor.

WHY IS GOOGLE BROKEN?

EARTH DAY IS IMPORTANT

@Yuuki yes. See also: Awesome

@Unionhawk Uh..so?

@FAE Food that's good for you is pretty cheap - being raw ingredients. Preparing it though takes time.

4:09 PM

TIL @KevinvanderVelden can swallow an entire goat

True Facts About The ~~Mantis Shrimp~~ @Yuuki

@John You regret nothing?

@Unionhawk It's @fredley. Everyone knows he's unstable. It would've happened eventually.

2

Komodo Dragon. So your bite is full of disease and toxins... Gonna stay upwind from you.

Fair enough.

True

4:10 PM

@AshleyNunn That's true. It's just hard for me to like, consciously think about applying standards most of the time.

Why is Total Eclipse of the Heart stuck in my head, and how do I get it out?

Besides I'm kinda used to getting de-ownered instantly after getting ownered

Lifehack needed

I don't even notice if I'm owner or not anymore

@Sterno This should help

Feeds

4:11 PM

fredley has added John to the list of this room's owners.

> Here we will explore true facts about the @Yuuki.

@MadMAxJr well it's not my fault the test didn't include real dragons. Then you'd only have to worry about the fire!

@fredley Thank God

@YUUKI HAS A DEFINITE ARTICLE: DATA ACCEPTED

Hrm... I wonder if we can make that video an actual Lifehacks answer

4:11 PM

@Sterno No.

@Sterno If you ask, I'll answer

"How can I make my Friday more interesting?"

@Batophobia No, shut up

Is it compulsory to get down on Friday?

@Sterno ERROR: No such thing as actual lifehacks answers.

4:13 PM

56 secs ago, by Unionhawk

@Batophobia No, shut up

@fredley 7 AM wake up in the morning, gotta go down stairs, divide by zero SEGFAULT

"What day comes after Friday?"
Based on the information [here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0), Saturday

34 secs ago, by Unionhawk

56 secs ago, by Unionhawk

@Batophobia No, shut up

@MadMAxJr Whatever wakes you up I guess

Jason Berkan

@Sterno Q: How can I quickly become a better singer?, A: Autotune, like in this video.

4:14 PM

@MadMAxJr Also, division by zero would not cause a segfault.

@JasonBerkan How can I propel my 12 year old daughter to unintentional internet stardom?

Meanwhile (10k only)

@fredley It might if you divide a dereferenced null pointer by zero or something stupid like that... you'd just segfault before the division happens.

So no, it wouldn't

You're right

@Unionhawk orly?

Well, the division wouldn't do it

would the pointer arithmetic fire of a divide by zero error before the segfault could occur?

@Unionhawk pls to provide teh codez

No.

4:17 PM

@fredley Not if the division operands are behind the pointer that causes the segfault

7 AM wake up in the morning, gotta go down stairs, RUNTIME ERROR - DIVIDE BY ZERO

There, isn't that correct?

@MadMAxJr That's better

I will never provide teh codez

Everybody's Russian

@MadMAxJr I'm pretty sure that divide by zero has its own fault code

Not that the difference really matters

4:18 PM

7 AM wake up in the morning, gotta go down stairs, ERROR: REBECCABLACKEXCEPTION

Rebecca failed to instance the array of stairs correctly before descending them, thus NO MORE FRIDAY until patched.

Something something one of you makes a Rebecca Black incremental over this.

3

5 mins ago, by Unionhawk

34 secs ago, by Unionhawk

56 secs ago, by Unionhawk

@Batophobia No, shut up

brb, making RB Incremental

@MadMAxJr pls.

Unionhawk is starting to recursively call his ShutUp function.

4:20 PM

at least he hasn't called it on himself

Five Nights at Freddys ends on a Friday at 6 AM. Rebecca Black starts her Friday at 7AM. Clearly there is a connection (No there is not shut up).

@MadMAxJr Five Nights of Fridays

shutup() {
   printf("@Batophobia No, shut up\n");
   shutup();
}

HamShutUp @Unionhawk

Rebecca Black is the player in FNaF

4:22 PM

Well eventually, Unionhawk will run out of memory doing that..

ಠ_ಠ

This never stops being funny:

OUT OF MEMORY ERROR

If you're coding in C on linux, you could at a fork that recursively calls shut up and get exponential amounts of yelling shut up before you run out of RAM.

4:23 PM

@MadMAxJr That's true.

@MadMAxJr Actually, it's a tail call. It can be optimized to use constant memory

while(True):
  Unionhawk.shutUp()

.... Oh wait. wait.

Did we just turn into code golf?

No

Are we optimizing ShutUp?

4:24 PM

13 secs ago, by Unionhawk

No

@MadMAxJr maybe, but that's not even what code golf is

True, they're fewest lines, not necessarily optimal.

5 mins ago, by Unionhawk

34 secs ago, by Unionhawk

56 secs ago, by Unionhawk

@Batophobia No, shut up

%0|%0

This is a new level of insanity cc @Yuuki @Rapitor @TimStone etc

4:26 PM

@Unionhawk Why does your anti-friday script not pick up the "this should help" from fredley in chat, but does for that same message in the star list?

@John Ask @fredley

Well, @fredley?

It's his script, I just removed "if day=Friday make all links Friday"

@John No idea

@John Are you using PorkChat or @uni's mod of my script?

(yes, that was a thing)

4:27 PM

@John backwards for me

@fredley Oh, okay.

@fredley Uni's mod of your script, apparently

Protip: use porkchat

Protip: don't google Porkchat

okay, but if this turns everything to friday I am giving you the sternest look of disapproval ever

@John ಠ_ಠ

With the handy look of disapproval button!

4:28 PM

It was hard to type "sternest" without typing "sterno"

chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/porkchat/…

Q: Starbound - How do I lower a weapns height?

0

Well... Recently I used starbound to get one of my characters as a penguin. And I was wondering how I get him weapons without the being above his head?

starbound

@John It's ok, you can give me a sterno look of disapproval

> CAUTION: REBECCA BLACK LINK (chrome.google.com/webstore/…)

@John yes yes yes

4:28 PM

@John And "sternoist" just means "the oldest dude on the planet".

@Yuuki stermoist

@Yuuki sternoldist?

Buckyball A*: Endurance run from Sol to Sagittarius A*.

That. Is. Crazy.

@fredley Do you have a greasemonkey version?

(current record is 12h58m)

4:29 PM

@John No, I cba to rebundle it all as a FF extension

@fredley okay

user15026

@yuuki I am watching leverage while I apply for jobs :)

@AshleyNunn Leverage gives a somewhat different meaning to "job"

Unihedron

Greetings, players!

Greetings, @Unihedron!

4:32 PM

@Unihedron o/

I almost greeted @Unionhawk.

Unihedron

:D

I almost want to put together a racing asp or something... I dunno...

@Unionhawk do eeeeeeet

It'll be expensive

4:35 PM

@Unionhawk I made a decent amount of money in the war on Lugh so I was able to kit out an Asp for exploration. Just haven't headed out yet.

This is a new level of insanity cc @Yuuki @Rapitor @TimStone etc

9 mins ago, by Unionhawk

@Unionhawk nope.

I want to do it.

But I don't have the funds to put together a ship

(it'd be something along these lines)

@Unionhawk Holy crap

Yup

WR is 13 hours RTA

4:39 PM

clipper doesn't have that great of a jump range, so i'll pass

Tim Stone

@Unionhawk wat

@TimStone Yup

@Unionhawk Nice. I made about 30 million just in received rewards for Lugh.

Yeah...

Tim Stone

Hrm, I really need to play so I can maintain my position in the community event. I'm probably so far behind now |:

4:40 PM

Not counting the actual turn-ins

There's a one-sided CG in empire space that is terrible because the opposition is at 0%

@Unionhawk Sucks that in most cases, you could get away with the 6B Fuel Scoop, as it's only a 7s difference, but if you're racing, that could mean a lot as it adds up.

Including a top contributor level, but it's pretty clear that the current top contributor is a cheater (his turn-ins equate to an anaconda every 2 minutes for 24 hours)

@Unionhawk Hoooow

Iunno, Frontier posted on Reddit that they're going to look into them, should file a ticket etc. It's actually not possible.

It was like 88 million or maybe something even more ridiculous in just 24 hours

4:42 PM

that's crazy

I mostly want to explore

@FAE exploring is oddly fun

@Rapitor I really like it. Having an ADS is amaaaaazing.

and I know like

except when the places to detail scan are 100,000+ LS out.

You don't need to scan all the asteroids and stuff because they're 0cr

but I can't leave stuff unscanned >_>

it's not like you explore for the money anyway

i pretty much ignore everything except Jovian planets, stars, and earthlikes.

4:44 PM

I scan it all

Toss on a podcast or audiobook and go chill for a couple hours scanning stuff

scanning takes too long. I like jumping around and seeing what i find more than staring at the object for 20 seconds or whatever scanning

I'm excited for the mining improvements in Powerplay

Yes

@FAE i'm excited for different reasons

4:46 PM

@Rapitor ah, it doesn't bother me :)

MORE STUFF TO SHOOT

And the related combat improvements with high intensity RES

@Batophobia wat

@Rapitor store.steampowered.com/app/285740

@Unionhawk Yeah, I'm looking forward to that. I can go out mining while Jochem shoots stuff around me. :D

4:47 PM

@Batophobia that's just... even more wat

Yes

I'm very scared

@Batophobia Haha what. It has drag queens, I may need to buy this.

@Batophobia so much wat

@FAE I do like the drones now, but they make it sound like they won't last/work very long, so you'd have to cut your mining short to restock drones or something

4:50 PM

@Rapitor They take up cargo space, don't they, so you'd probably just replace them with the ore you mined

@Batophobia This apparently started as an android/iOS app, and it's $2.99 on the app/play store

@FAE no it's an internal space. but i think the post about them mentioned they are single use and need to be restocked (if i remember)

And Kitty Powers is an actual drag queen!

I must play this

Q: What console command(s) do you use to complete the college of winterhold?

0

I have done the college off winterhold quests before and just wanted a cheat to finish it again on a different character. Could someone please help me find the console command(s) for this? Thanks!

skyrim

user15026

@Batophobia Intrigued.

So much more expensive on Steam than the app stores though

4:52 PM

@FAE because pcmasterrace costs more

@FAE Steam summer sale should be here soon enough

@Batophobia I'M NOT READY

@FAE Maybe the Steam version has more features or content

@murgatroid99 Doesn't look like it via the description

@murgatroid99 If only there were some kind of gaming Q&A site to ask such things...

4:56 PM

Dear nature, it's nearly May now. It'd be nice if temperatures were more than 1-2C.

and weren't dropping below freezing overnight

Dear Powerlord, move to the tropics. Sincerely, Nature

user15026

@Powerlord We had -snow- today.

It's too damn cold

@AshleyNunn So did we. Despite it being above freezing.

The snow didn't stick around, but it was definitely snowing when I came into work.

SaintWacko

Has anyone here done any minecraft modding?

Should I ask about that in the gamedev chat?

user4704

5:08 PM

I don't think, offhand, anybody currently active over there has.

user4704

But you could try.

Does the gamedev site accept questions about modding?

@murgatroid99 I believe so

@MartinSojka did some minecraft modding IIRC

@murgatroid99 probably, I don't think we treat it differently from questions about using an engine or whatever

user15026

incoherent student loan rage

5:12 PM

@AshleyNunn not sure how it is in canada, but student loans suck here as well, except that they are at a really low interest rate

user15026

@GodEmperorDune The loan itself doesn't suck

user15026

its the CSR I dealt with last that does

user15026

If I go "so my payments will continue to be withdrawn from my account as scheduled until I can ask for reajudication" and you go "yes" and I can't ask for that til May, I shouldn't get a call saying my March payment is overdue.

@AshleyNunn this is why i try to set up all my payments as pushes rather than pulls

user15026

@GodEmperorDune As in you send the payment, rather than them taking it? I tried to ask for that and they said "only by mail"

user15026

5:15 PM

which...nope. Not gonna.

@AshleyNunn :/ yeah i can do it electronically through my bank

i believe they have something set up to do electronic transfers with most creditors, and they have a check printing/mailing service they use for others

i am terrible at remembering to send out checks manually

user15026

I should see if I have that option maybe through my bank

user4704

@murgatroid99 Yes.

> [the rank required to fly the Imperial Courier] will be lower than the Clipper - probably Master. - Michael

Nice (@Yuuki)

I am a Master

@Unionhawk but what are its stats!

5:22 PM

STOP ASKING QUESTIONS

Q: How to check overextension of my subject nations?

0

Playing as Great Britain, I managed to form the Thirteen Colonies in North America relatively early. With my permanent casus belli against primitives and superior military technology, I quickly subjugated several native tribes. Their provinces became a part of the Thirteen Colonies, and I was ple...

europa-universalis-4

-1

Q: Minecraft crashes. Help me ASAP!

[19:22:07] [Client thread/INFO]: Setting user: Stoneaxe10 [19:22:07] [Client thread/INFO]: (Session ID is token:492c1db6859043888677399a720c437e:c7f16e8077b64deba565ef2fc230132e) [19:22:09] [Client thread/INFO]: LWJGL Version: 2.9.4 [19:22:10] [Client thread/INFO]: Reloading ResourceManager: Defa...

technical-issues

@Unionhawk MAKE ME

user15026

@yuuki "You gave him speed?" "He beat up a priest."

user146722

5:45 PM

Nothing wrong with that

@AshleyNunn "Someone's gotta fight the injured. Heck, that's my niche!"

Q: What do I do with all my gold?

6:04 PM

1

I have played roughly 50h and not yet finished. I have tons of money and don't know how to use it or in what. I always sleep in the most expensive inns etc... And the loot I get is always better than what the blacksmith offers. I already upgraded my stronghold to the max. Is there some investm...

pillars-of-eternity

0

Q: Constant Crashes and BSOD on GTA V

I recently had to reformat my computer and prior to this reformat I was running the game perfectly fine on the highest settings, the settings that had been optimized by "The GeForce Experience", a software that comes with new graphics cards. Now after the reformat I am getting constant crashes af...

grand-theft-auto-5

djsmiley2k

6:16 PM

o/

Tim Stone

That's...a lot of bills

Q: How do I tell how much weight I'm carrying?

0

In KF1 there was a weight indicator on the bottom left that would tell you your carrying capacity and what your current capacity was at. Now I don't see it anywhere on the HUD, and nowhere on the Trader screen. How do I tell how much weight I'm carrying?

killing-floor-2

Why, why would you give these values in imperial units?

Q: How does movement speed work in game?

0

Does it matter if I run with a knife out or not? Does sprinting even do anything? I honestly feel as if sprinting barely increases your speed, but I don't even know if having a knife or other weapon out changes anything. Would a lower weight weapon make you move faster? Is perk speed boost facto...

killing-floor-2

6:33 PM

@MBraedley Did you miss the table of SI units also on there?

@Powerlord I did. But the SI table should be first!

Engineers use whatever goddamn units they want

Whoops, I almost used @RequestParam instead of @PathVariable

@Unionhawk And as a not-American, I use SI! Except when I'm using nautical miles because of reasons.

Well, not everyone is a not American

6:40 PM

As long as you don't measure things in centipedes.

@Unionhawk but most people are not-Americans

Well apparently the people who run that website aren't not Americans

So...

Deal with it

sunglasses