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12:03 AM
who else is playing our stackegg?
 
im not
 
Ok
 
I'm running around aimlessly on Story of Seasons waiting for things to happen
 
That stackEgg thing is effing Awesome
 
really... really slow start this game has
 
12:07 AM
@James you missed the fun yesterday
 
@Frank @Yuuki what have you been doing?
 
@MattGiltaji Apparently not that much fun when the gaming site is #3 on the ranks for a GAME of the gaming site!!
 
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Q: When something that was supposed to be fun became not fun

Simon André ForsbergStackEgg! What a great invention. Probably the best thing to hit Stack Exchange since the invention of unicoins! Very entertaining game, very fun to play. Many users have probably spent several hours playing this. And April Fool's day is not over yet. However, where there is great inventions t...

about this time yesterday our egg was getting dossed by bots
 
Awww, for shame
Wish it was sticking around
Back to using the work oriented Stack
 
there is a request on meta.se to open source the code after it's done
we'll see what they do
 
user15026
I mean I can just not buy them, but....we all know what is likely to happen.
 
@AshleyNunn pretty awesome, but i don't even have the other streetpass games. just the original 2 the system comes with
i'm lucky if i get 1 streetpass a week.
i'd love to set up a home pass, but i have too much of the dumb for that
 
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Q: How is diagonal block distance measured in minecraft?

OviFor example, let's say you start at point A. You move 5 blocks north and 12 blocks east and arrive at point B. Is it 13 because of the Pythagorean theory, or is it measured some other way? Does this work with vertical distances too? The reason I'm asking this is because I'm having trouble with my...

 
user15026
@Rapitor When I was in uni I picked up SO many people. I miss that.
 
> Pythagorean theory
 
12:40 AM
Huh. Apparently Don't Starve is coming to Nintendo.
 
wat
If this is an April fools, can I have room owner to personally disown @Yuuki?
 
You win this time
 
Also N64 and DS games are coming to Virtual Console.
 
Excellent
I should buy a Wii U
Blarg
Money
 
12:43 AM
Octodad is also coming to WiiU.
 
I will have my own house and my own TV, and people will hang out, so it would be a good investment
Wait
Octodad
 
@Unionhawk is this the sequel to octomom?
 
Are we sure this Nintendo Direct is real and not a really elaborate prank?
 
eShop though, so no physical discs.
 
(yes I know we're sure)
Oh wait, I'll need a wii anyway, because the Wii U doesn't do gamecube (aka, doesn't do Smash Melee or many other good games)
(I have one, and I will be taking it next year)
(next year is going to be so chill)
 
12:46 AM
@Unionhawk Not yet. They might be coming to Virtual Console though.
 
@Yuuki Doesn't do Gamecube as in you cannot insert a gamecube disc and it work
 
Also, SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI X FIRE EMBLEM IS COMING.
 
Whoa
"the quantum astrophysicists guild" sounds like the literal coolest company name ever
 
0
Q: Minecraft - World Stuck In A Death Loop!

XandawesomeWell, I made a map called "Fun With Redstone" since I love redstone. I made a redstone timer with command blocks that switched the block to all the ores. Pretty good... so far... Then I made a infinite sponge puncher where I made a super fast redstone timer which replaced the sponge if you punche...

 
Box Boy looks interesting.
 
user15026
12:53 AM
@Yuuki ??
 
@AshleyNunn 25:26 in the Nintendo Direct.
 
Ha, they even have a game called "The Bridge"
Sold
 
Also, pretty stoked for the new Fire Emblem.
Hopefully, they got rid of those ridiculous stub feet.
 
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
That looks pretty cool
That looks really cool
Wait, available tomorrow?
Yes, available tomorrow
Too bad my 3DS is at school
 
@Unionhawk !!!
New Fire Emblem is available tomorrow?
Or are you talking about The Bridge?
 
12:58 AM
first white day successful, thankfully general store stocked up on sweets or i wouldve been screwed
 
Ah, new Fire Emblem is coming in 2016.
... not that excited for the new Animal Crossing.
Different gameplay this time apparently.
Aaaand Amiibo cards.
 
user15026
@Yuuki Oh, that looks kinda neat
 
user15026
@Yuuki Not super happy about the cards, although I think I might like the new Animal Crossing thing.
 
And Animal Crossing DLC in Mario Kart 8.
 
@Yuuki No, the box game
 
1:01 AM
@Unionhawk We have a game?
I want royalties
 
@John Apparently!
 
Huh. Apparently Xenoblade Chronicles 3D will let you listen to the soundtrack while the N3DS's lid is closed.
200cc in Mario Kart 8? I have no clue whether or not that's a big thing.
Apparently it is considering how much attention they're giving to it.
 
@Yuuki 200cc aka gotta go fast mode
 
This Steam trading card just completely spoiled the ending of the game
 
 
1:09 AM
@Yuuki TIL there is a meme based on slowpoke.
 
Holy crap, salsa class today is huge.
 
@Frank Why are you in the Bridge during salsa class?
 
@John the question is why is the rest of the bridge not in salsa class
 
@MattGiltaji Good point
 
^ actual footage of salsa class
 
1:12 AM
@Unionhawk Not Friday. I am disappoint.
 
Mar 19 at 4:25, by Unionhawk
I am now honor-bound to never post another Friday link.
 
Oh
okay
 
Mar 19 at 4:24, by Unionhawk
I AM DECLARING HERE RIGHT NOW: I WILL NEVER POST ANOTHER FRIDAY LINK
 
@John Phones are wonderful things.
 
@Unionhawk 150cc is already ridiculously fast for me (i'm a mario kart scrub)
 
1:19 AM
@Frank I said why, not how
 
@Rapitor YUP
 
Because its a beginner class, and I'm bored.
 
Oh
You're not a beginner, then?
 
Not even maybe.
 
Cool
What are you doing in a beginner salsa class, then? :p
 
1:28 AM
Helping out.
 
Oh, cool
 
Why would someone vote to restart on stackegg?
 
@Alok Trolls and raiders from other sites
 
That's what I thought - jelly of us :/
 
@Wipqozn do ittttttttt
 
1:31 AM
@Sterno Aw, I was expecting that to link to the "@Wipqozn deleting his account" message
 
If @Wipqozn deleted his account, who would we deowner?
 
@Sterno @Unionhawk
Or @GnomeSlice
 
I would be okay with this (because by extension, I would be who @JasonBerkan owners every morning secretly)
 
Steven Universe is so cool!
 
0
Q: Downvoting when User hearts are already empty

AlokChoosing Downvote when User hearts are empty, will add to Quality and doesn't immediately mark Users as red (needing attention). Is there any downside to boosting Quality in this way, or would it be a better choice than first raising the User hearts (thru upvotes)?

 
user15026
1:43 AM
Kirby Mass Attack gets hard after a while.
 
@Rapitor So, do you have an idea of who you plan on marrying?
 
@Yuuki Yay for no context!
 
@John No context = best context.
 
@Yuuki I like iris so far.
she's also the only one i can consistently find, though... so.. that helps
bookworms are easy to catch ;)
 
@Rapitor :(
I would ask in the math chat, but I can't even understand most of what they're saying
 
0
Q: How do you place down sugar canes on mc pe?

MaxPlease tell me how to do this because my sister will go CRAZY because she loves them.

0
Q: How do I use the flaming and explosive arrows on Far Cry 4?

Andrew EckertI just got enough skill points to get the trade agreement skill on Far Cry 4. Soon after, I purchased the six flaming arrows, six explosive arrows and six normal arrows. Well I was looking around on screen after pulling out my recurve bow and to my utter surprise I noticed that there is no button...

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Q: Can Balloons used defensively damage your own structures?

JohnFxIf I put balloons in my clan castle and they are triggered by an attacker. Do the bombs they drop do any damage to my own base or are my own structures immune to those bombs?

 
@Unionhawk You can't be deownered if you aren't ownered.
 
Shhhhh
...
 
1:59 AM
Crap. Mobile chat sucks.
 
@John aren't they just the Polynomials you're calculating?
(I have no understanding of math beyond basic arithmetics, just going by what I see in the post)
 
0
Q: How Would I Replicate This?

JakeI have seen this on a Minecraft server, and would like to replicate it. Is this redstone? What is going on to achieve this floating text? Here is an image.

0
Q: Can you see multiple endings without replaying the whole game?

user107128At the palace, I chose to shoot pagan. Only after this did I realize that was stupid. can I replay that mission to allow him to live without replaying the whole game?

0
Q: Is there a trick to throwing my meat?

Ashley NunnThere is a mini game where you operate a meat slicer and are throwing meat to plates that are various distances away from the slicer. I am terrible at it, and I seem to miss the plate no matter the distance. Is there some sort of trick to this that I am missing?

 
@Lazers y u do dis
 
user15026
2:17 AM
@yuuki so you mentioned all the kinds of oreos you saw at target, but never mentioned if you got any!
 
@AshleyNunn Yeah, I didn't get any. Two packs of Oreos in two days felt like a bit much.
Maybe I'll get some tomorrow though.
 
user15026
@yuuki Oh yeah, you had the mint ones. I am hoping that I can find the red velvet ones eventually.
 
Mint oreos are the greatest
 
@Rapitor I think the General Store stocking up on sweets is guaranteed to happen on White Day.
I just got it too.
 
user15026
@unionhawk I feel like I need some :p
 
user15026
2:29 AM
Heck yes I finally finished the quest I was working on and can make someone wear my poop hat.
 
2:50 AM
So that hundreds of thousands of people that "support" for defunding the FCC so they couldn't enforce net neutrality?
> "The flood of traffic seemed to raise some lawmakers’ eyebrows, including Democratic Rep. Jackie Speier of California, whose office soon determined some of the messages had come from constituents who didn’t recall sending them. Her aides pointed to a memo sent to members’ staff last week by Lockheed Martin, which manages the technology behind some lawmakers’ “contact me” Web pages.
 
That was pretty much a given. Claiming that they got half a million people to actually write to Congress, that's like its own April Fool's joke.
 
@TimStone The amount of backpedaling when confronted with the fake data is just hilarious.
> Asked about the matter, Kerpen told POLITICO that American Commitment hadn’t impersonated members’ constituents. But he said that other groups had mounted similar campaigns, and borrowed the pre-written text available on his website.
 
The "OBAMA MADE 'EM DO IT" crap is getting really old too.
 
"It wasn't us that faked the letters, honest! Pay no attention to the fact that we're going to count that as support, anyways."
 
"Meh"
Congress has made up its mind, as far as I can see
 
2:59 AM
@Frank for a second i thought we were talking about house of cards
 
@MattGiltaji Sadly, no.
Politics are all about fake data that is spun to meet your needs.
And if you get called on it, well, it wasn't your fault the data was fake; you didn't know!
 
HI CHAT
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz hey, i need some mod abuse to fix the tag in the starlist
8 hours ago, by Matt Giltaji
we should totally add as a synonym of
i typoed the hell out of the acroynm
thanks :D
 
-1
A: Is there a trick to throwing my meat?

LuiyayPractice is key to everything. (pls no hate)

facedesk
 
no hate
 
3:05 AM
@Frank y u do dis
 
@MattGiltaji Because it's a staggeringly bad answer that doesn't want downvotes, apparently.
 
@Frank sorry, didn't mean to direct it at you, was trying to direct it at the answer poster
 
@MattGiltaji Oh. Well, in that case, carry on.
 
@MattGiltaji You take your rhetorical questions and go home, ya hear?
 
@TimStone pls
 
user15026
3:07 AM
Yeah, that answer does not help me with my meat.
2
 
user15026
(seriously, it's a hard minigame.)
 
user15026
Damn it.
 
user15026
There is so little I can say right now.
 
@AshleyNunn That's what he said? :P
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz something like that ;)
 
3:12 AM
I'm stuck in a Chuck hole, somebody help
 
@Ktash wat?
 
user15026
@ktash that's an okay hole to be in.
 
@Ktash That's what she said?
 
user15026
@ktash what episode?
 
@AshleyNunn I watching clips
 
user15026
3:14 AM
clicks knowing she will fall into the hole
 
And I'm totally not getting emotional over these things. Never. That's crazy talk. CRAZY I SAY!
The ending :( :( :'(
 
0
Q: this double jump mechanic doesn't work

Assley Gamingthis double jump mechanic doesn't work I've just asked a question but one of the answers by ModDL seemed like it should work this is what it was also could some one give me a pic of a 20 tps clock I am not to Shure what it is Scoreboard Setup: /scoreboard objectives add LivingTime dummy C...

 
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@ktash well if it makes you feel better I am all full of emotions now too
 
kitchen get.
 
3:31 AM
@Lazers Isn't this user only 12?
 
Yeah, I thought we'd figured that out yesterday...
 
Yeah, their account got deleted.
So he just made another one.
Which means it needs to get bumped up the chain again.
 
user15026
I'll toss it up.
 
0
Q: Which action is chosen in case of a tie?

RobotnikIf two (or more) people force a tie between say, Answering and Closing, what happens? Do both actions occur? Does it pick the first action chosen or are they chosen at random? Further: Are certain actions weighted over others, so a tie between say, Flagging and Answering, will Answering always ...

 
wtf, who is sabotaging our egg?
 
3:37 AM
@Lazers I can't wait until this isn't a thing anymore.
 
Who cares?
 
i do
 
Well get out of here with your caring
Save yourself
No, really, save yourself
There is no happiness in stackegg, only sadness
 
dammit, we lost hte traffic
i stepped away for like 5 minutes
 
Like I said, only sadness to be had
 
3:38 AM
also rage
can't forget the rage
DAMMIT STACKEGG! NO ONE CARES ABOUT USERS! STOP UPVOTING!
for duck shake
alright, i got us to number 2 network wide
 
Wait what
 
Anime is probably botting, so good luck catching up to them.
 
PogChamp
@Frank They are. shrug
 
@Frank not even going to try
just wanted to beat pcg
 
3:47 AM
The more important thing is the accomplishment we have obtained
 
although last i checked their chat, they were botting too
 
Last I checked their chat that was cheating and they were better than that
Or something
 
@Unionhawk they got all high and mighty in the anime chatroom
 
They did
 
but it seems they have some sort of nothing bot hitting them now
so i think your earlier point is best
12 mins ago, by Unionhawk
There is no happiness in stackegg, only sadness
 
3:50 AM
Meh
What's important is that we maintained our dignity
 
user15026
I will be happy when things go back to normal.
 
Yes
I'll be happy when I can undo the sanity adblocks and stayfocusd settings
Literally, last night I almost asked to be banned so that I would disengage
 
@Unionhawk arguing in chat or worse?
 
I mean, I don't know if I can call it arguing
Arguing with @Frank is more productive than what I was engaged in
 
@Unionhawk ouch
 
4:00 AM
Thaaaanks?
 
I mean, I guess that's not really a fair comparison.
Let's go with brick wall
What I'm trying to say is, it was not fun times
ASSHOLE ON THE INTERNET DAY IS OVER ON THE EAST COAST
CELEBRATORY DANCE
 
@Unionhawk i heard that @AshleyNunn does the best dances
 
I was going to gif the celebration dance, but no
Absolutely not
 
user15026
Oh, hell yes, terrible Internet day is over. happiest of happy dances
 
user15026
@MattGiltaji I do?
 
4:15 AM
I'd give it at least until midnight pacific until we can call it "over"
But it's over in the One True North American Time Zone
 
@AshleyNunn my shaky memory recalls a previous bridge convo about dancing
but there is always the option that i'm crazy
 
user15026
Oh, it is entirely possible.
 
user15026
That we discussed it, I mean.
 
4:31 AM
@MattGiltaji ... Did they just give up or something?
 
5:05 AM
0
Q: Destiny: I can't see the next story mission

Noobie McnewbersonThis is going to be supernooby. I'm very new to Destiny. I rented it, I don't really like it, and I want to beat it and move on. I'm trying to play the story missions, but after completing one, I don't see another new mission. I see level requirements being mentioned when I try to read up abo...

 
Ben
That StackEgg app thing has got me wanting tamagotchi...
 
@Yuuki nah, i think they are getting dossed by bots again
or they were, anyway
they have another egg running now
 
0
Q: Which is the best troops for defence?

RKNPWhich is the best troops to donate for defence in clash of clans

 
5:35 AM
It's hard to watch Mark Hamill play the Trickster on the Flash. It just feels wrong
 
@Ktash wat
i need to watch more dc tv
i thought it was all teenage angsty
 
@MattGiltaji In the latest episode he plays the Trickster. But it is just too close to the Joker.
It's a little angsty teenage drama. But there are some decent moment sprinkled in, imo
 
@Ktash does he joker laugh?
 
He laughs, and it gets so close. You can see he wants to because it's how he plays that sort of character
But it's more just the low chuckle part
 
i might watch just that episode
 
5:43 AM
It has a lot of stuff that won't make sense to you if you just take it for what it is
there is a pretty significant sub-plot going on this season
It's interesting
 
its only season 2, right?
 
Still first season
 
oh, did they do a 1.0, 1.5 kind of thing?
 
Nope. Just episode 17 right now
Started in September or whatever
though it did a "preview" last season tied to Arrow
But that was all covered in the first episode
 
oh, is arrow any good or more of the same?
 
5:49 AM
Meh. It alright, but a bit tough to watch. The acting can be very... meh
The other issue with Arrow is it is trying way too hard to be Batman
 
@Ktash the character or the series?
 
@MattGiltaji The series
They used a bunch of Batman villains and have the whole dark broody caped crusader thing
I believe he also now has a robin type character
 
So it's batman minus batman
 
@Ktash batman villains don't fool around with green arrow!
@Ktash dafuq
 
Someone remind me to save that as a "fuck this I'm out" image
 
5:58 AM
@Unionhawk you should save that as a "fuck this i'm out" image
 
@MattGiltaji Yeah. He had to fight deathstroke and tangled with the league of shadows
Plus a few others
@MattGiltaji Even wears red :P
 
@Ktash deathstroke i can sort of buy, he does like to mess with pretty much everyone rather than just batman
i was thinking it was like bane and joker
 
Nah, not yet. Those are likely saved for Gotham
 
gotham was a huge disappointment
i watched the pilot, went meh and ignored it
 
I didn't watch that one at all
Oh, but Arrow had a Harley Quinn tease that was SOOO mean
 
6:01 AM
to quote uni
6 mins ago, by Unionhawk
So it's batman minus batman
@Ktash when she was dr. quinzel?
 
No, they had the suicide squad and almost pulled in Harley for it
 
i thought harley was with suicide squad
 
Normally she is
Well, in many incarnations, I should say
Though I think more recently she hasn't been, since she has her own comics and such
 
ugh, dat acting
so bad
the animated one is so much more believable
yeah i guess i'll stick with dcau for now
 
Hmm... Monster Hunter or Story of Seasons?
Derp.
Shut up, it's getting late.
 
6:06 AM
if anyone is interested in the egg, pcg is gaining
don't know if they can finish before time runs out tho
 
It's also harley's voice, but a different actress for the actual body
I'd totally be down for Tara Strong being Harley IRL though lol
Whoa man. tarastrong.com may in fact be the ugliest professional site I've seen in a while...
 
@Ktash frjsoirjskldfjgsljg
 
> TOTS: The Official Tara Strong is a part of The Ghostbusters Fan Forum Network of Sites
Just... wow
 
What the fuck
 
> Officially endorsed by Tara since May 5, 1998.
It's not really her site
It's a fan site
 
6:15 AM
@murgatroid99 It's listed as her official site everywhere I can find though
 
@Ktash I guess it is. It doesn't seem to be professionally maintained by her/her PR team, though
 
No. I don't think any part of that is "professional" anything
 
She primarily interacts with people on social media, though
 
Yeah, she looks to be pretty active
And given her prevalence, it is just so very surprising she doesn't actually have a website
 
From what I've seen, she doesn't really need one
 
Fun fact: had to find an unofficial video since both official ones are nsfw
Wtf am I doing, it's 2 o'clock in the goddamn morning
Go to bed @unionhawk
@Unionhawk ok
...
 
Yeah, sorry, I'm lost now in Tara Strong's Vine
Winner. Just, winner
 
6:39 AM
@Ktash dat nightmare fuel
and that geocities website... dafuq
 
0
Q: War bonus on clash of clans

DanI'm the clan leader and the highest level in everything compared to other members but there war bonus if always double mine, why is this?

 
bubbles is hardcore!
 
7:26 AM
Morning @bridge
 
@Unionhawk ARE YOU IN BED YET @Unionhawk?
Morning @5pike
 
I hope @Uni is in bed right now.
 
Shh
You're not my real dad
 
WHY ARE YOU NOT IN BED @UNI?
 
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
 
7:33 AM
GOOD, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWKWARD
 
You should really go to bed @Uni
Like, right now.
 
7:53 AM
If anyone decided to move to anywhere else: do NOT move to Belgium. Seriously. This country is fucked up.
 
Oh boy, what shenanigans are happening now?
 
@Arperum The netherlands should probably just step in and take over belgium again
 
Remember that dude that said that racism is relative and said asians don't suffer from racism (they do)? He got a lawsuit against him for that. He is now saying that one specific lawyer is the driving power behind it, because of his etnic-cultural background, and also that that lawyer is a horrible person for being the lawyer for some syria fighters + some other cases where he defended the losing side who happened to be of african origine. And also because he is from a different politic party.
 
That makes sense... no wait it doesn't in any way
 
@KevinvanderVelden Bad idea. That would result in Filip Dewinter, Bart De Wever(dude from above, our shadow prime minister) and Geert WIlders joining forces. ANd that would be really bad.
@KevinvanderVelden Oh you defend people who did horrible things? "THAT A LAWYERS JOB YOU ASSHAT"
There is also the part where he seems to have said that the etnic background of a person is linked to being a criminal.
 

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