The Bridge

John

10:00 PM

but I'm new to this, I have no idea

Serverfrog

damn... i get hand to the crew beta and what is now... Bugisoft >_> crashes on start

John

@Serverfrog I think that's what "beta" means :p

Serverfrog

i don't think that beta should mean: no you can't test it and when we will release this we patched only the minimal things

most of the bugs i mostly reported in beta games where not fixed the next half year ;)(by Ubisoft)

once upon a time, there where beta a development status which not was mainly for profit ;)

GodEmperorDune

if we have a lot of people interested who can't always make it, we can do a "adventurers for hire" type of setting. All the characters are part of some larger guild, each session is an encapsulated mission, whoever is available that day goes on the mission

user15026

That would work well, I think.

Unionhawk

10:05 PM

Yeah, I feel like a one-session related thing would be better overall for internet-related people

John

I'd be down for that.

Chippies

65% off on Mad Max by BundleStars

John

If no one else responds by tomorrow, I'm going ahead and making 11p/12m/1c/2e on Sunday the Official(tm) time.

Unionhawk

Motion to declare EDT/EST "Official Standard Time"

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Can I make an invisible block which only people with a specific item can go through?

I am currently making a server, and I want to make an invisible block in which only people with a specific item can go through(in this case, a nametag called:key). Is there a command to do so? I am making a server, so plugins will do fine too :)

user15026

10:07 PM

Awesome. I nkow this week works for me for sure. (After teh mess that was this week, I have effectively decided I am not doing anything that means leaving the house on the weekend)

Unionhawk

As it is, that definitely does not work for me but WHATEVAH I'm probably busy all Sunday anydangway

John

@Unionhawk Motion carried.

Or passed.

Or whatever you call it.

Unionhawk

The properly parliamentary procedure is a second and then a vote, or a request for objections to pass by unanimous consent.

So apparently Dogfish Head makes a red wine IPA blend o.O that sounds like it could be awesome.

Serverfrog

did you find this here legit? futurelearn.com/courses/gravity

user15026

@Unionhawk It totally does. But being in Canada I will likely never know.

user15026

10:14 PM

So you should try it and tell me.

Unionhawk

I wish more alcohol sites did the "are you 21 y/n" thing over the DOB thing

People are equally likely to lie about their DOB as they are about a yes or no question

user15026

Pretty much.

Serverfrog

@Unionhawk when you are from the US ;)

or other lands where the age for drinking is 21

Aequitas

@Unionhawk should have a timer so people can't think about when they'd need to have been born :p

and then just restrict access if the dob puts them as over 50 years old as no one that old uses the internet

or if they were born on jan 1st

Unionhawk

@Aequitas This is not true and most of the time it's a text box entry, or has no default value

GodEmperorDune

10:19 PM

@Aequitas what about @sternold?

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune Case, point

Aequitas

it was a joke :(

nvm :(

Unionhawk

Good thing the case and point was a counter-joke

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk urface is a counterjoke

Frank

@GodEmperorDune Actually, his face is the joke.

Man, where's @Wipqozn with his burn comments when you need him?

Unionhawk

10:23 PM

Such double standards

GodEmperorDune

@Frank he'll be around in a week

Unionhawk

OWNED STATUS [ ] NOT OWNED [x] OWNED

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk lol, @frank is a troll

Frank

Only to @Uni.

At least I'm not linking to Rebecca Black.

I'm not that mean.

GodEmperorDune

@Frank its also not friday

Frank

10:25 PM

@GodEmperorDune This has stopped people when?

GodEmperorDune

@Frank Saturday to thursday

Unionhawk

Yes, people who post Friday are mean

Everyone in this room is meab

Brian

@GodEmperorDune Damn, you typed it faster than I did

Frank

@GodEmperorDune I could probably demonstrate people linking to it even on those days.

Unionhawk

HERE I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY

GodEmperorDune

10:26 PM

@Frank always have to win the argument, eh?

Frank

@GodEmperorDune I didn't realize we were arguing.

user15026

Woooo, giant thunderstorm and I am the only one here. That's not freaking me out or anything.....

Frank

Besides, the statement is demonstratably false. :P

Unionhawk

You're demonstrably false

Frank

@Unionhawk I've met @fredley. I'm a real boy!

Unionhawk

10:28 PM

I'm also disappointed that I didn't get @Frank to investigate that link to see if it was Friday to prove him right

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn don't thunder me bro

Frank

@Unionhawk I did, actually. Wombo combo.

John

@AshleyNunn but we're all here too

Unionhawk

@Frank That was literally my reaction when @GnomeSlice made his "He's trolling" "Who @Frank I agree :P" by the way

user15026

@GodEmperorDune I am just like "self you're fine" but augh they just make me so nervous. I hope it quits before I have to walk 20 min from here to catch a bus when I leave at 8

user15026

10:29 PM

@John That helps, as lame as that might make me sound

Unionhawk

For the record

Brian

*hands @AshleyNunn Mjölnir*
Now it's yours to command.

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn are your shoes rubber soled?

Frank

@Unionhawk I seem to be missing a reference.

user15026

@GodEmperorDune They're bog standard running shoes so I think so.

GodEmperorDune

10:30 PM

@AshleyNunn rubber is a great insulator

so you can't get struck by lightning

user15026

@Brian Oh, well, now I will be fine. (Thanks, I feel like a dork for being wobbly over the weather)

user15026

(Seriously you guys are awesome thanks for not mocking my dork-ness)

GodEmperorDune

it can't make a connection to the ground

John

@AshleyNunn psh, the Queen of the Internet can't sound lame :p

user15026

@GodEmperorDune This helps.

user15026

10:32 PM

@John Hahaha alright, I will take that. Although today's been so quiet I've barely been queen.

badp

wait wat

2

John

@AshleyNunn A Queen is not determined by one day's activity.

Brian

@badp Time to download some Wi-Fi!

user15026

@badp That's a giant update 0.o

badp

gfycat.com/RawEnlightenedBirdofparadise

#progressbars

user15026

10:33 PM

@John Well, then I guess IAm okay.

John

@AshleyNunn :D

user15026

:24740415 ??

John

Remember when we had that trouble with someone flagging every swear word we had?

Unionhawk

@AshleyNunn SciFi is generating flags apparently. But they're mostly dumb

badp

0.1 of 0.1 MB... 0.2 of 0.2 MB... 0.5 of 0.5 MB... 1.5 of 5.5 MB...

John

10:34 PM

and then people from other rooms validating them?

user15026

sighs

John

That's happening to SciFi right now

Unionhawk

It's a lot of "I am offended by the word fuck". But afaik they're getting invalidated. shrug

John

50 secs ago, by John

Remember when we had that trouble with someone flagging every swear word we had?

Unionhawk

SHRUG I SAY

John

10:35 PM

it's literally exactly the same thing happening

user15026

Oh, people. Why you so dumb with your flagging privs?

Unionhawk

I AM AGGRESSIVELY APATHETIC ABOUT THIS

badp

@Unionhawk THAT IS NOT HOW APATHY WORKS

Unionhawk

I KNOW THE IDEA OF BEING AGGRESSIVELY APATHETIC AMUSES ME

badp

I KNOW THE IDEA OF BEING WRONG AMUSES YOU

GodEmperorDune

10:36 PM

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

badp

wipqozn_burrrrrrrrn.wav

GodEmperorDune

I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATRE

Frank

@AshleyNunn Because people are people.

user15026

@GodEmperorDune ?

user15026

@GodEmperorDune Oh, now I follow.

GodEmperorDune

10:36 PM

@AshleyNunn it's link he come to town but for @uni

Unionhawk

Aw, I was going to post the one that I knew was blocked in Canada :P

user15026

@Frank Well...how dare they be people. Why not axolotls or something? Those always looked fun and kinda cute.

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk lol

Unionhawk

Just to be difficult :D

John

LOL

Unionhawk

10:37 PM

(it's technically the "original" I think so)

John

Shog just put SciFi in a timeout.

badp

good man Shog

Frank

Also, woo! My Tales of Zestiria has shipped!

Unionhawk

You know it's serious when he gets involved and says "no"

Frank

...strategy guide.

C'mon, Amazon!

John

10:38 PM

@Unionhawk I think he kinda just got tired of the flags.

user15026

Either way, he'll make sure it gets dealt with.

Unionhawk

Nope, unless he's requesting desktop

Shog9 doesn't put up with bullshit either way

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn or let it wither on the vine like @fredley.se, i mean lifehacks

John

@GodEmperorDune You're missing a '@'

cc @fredley

GodEmperorDune

#alwayswait2minutes

badp

10:41 PM

@Frank Is that a game to be excited about? I've seen it atop the Steam top seller list but the screenshots seem overwhelmingly meh

also

Frank

@badp The premise sounds interesting.

badp

what the fuck does that icon mean

Frank

And I'm a fan of Tales games.

badp

because the button does nothing

Unionhawk

@badp Stop downloading?

John

10:42 PM

@GodEmperorDune I just wanted an excuse to ping @fredley

Unionhawk

@badp Well fuck if I know then

badp

@Unionhawk The download didn't even start

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Can't get the next Destiny level to show up

I am new to the game and finished level 7 (the dark beyond) on the moon. The next level doesn't show up. I have gone to the tower and can't figure out how to get to the next moon level. Any help would be appreciated.

destiny

badp

GodEmperorDune

@badp i think it means play hangman

badp

10:42 PM

I think the whole situation here is "fuck if I know"

GodEmperorDune

@John post archer, then everyone will ping @fredley

Unionhawk

cc @fredley

John

'archer'

badp

It updated two apps, got stuck on another two, skipped a bunch of others

fredley

pls

Unionhawk

10:43 PM

inb5 "if this is an archer pi--" oh

I actually don't know if @user.se pings, and you can't self ping anymore, so @GodEmperorDune.se DOES THIS WORK

fredley

@Unionhawk inb6

GodEmperorDune

> And that's how you get mod abuse

Tim Stone

@fredley For the inbnet of things

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk @nope

Unionhawk

THIS CONCLUDES SCIENCE THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING

GodEmperorDune

10:44 PM

@Unionhawk I WAS PROMISED CAKE

John

@Unionhawk D-do I get cake?

badp

JUST KIDDING YOU NEVER STOP PARTICIPATING IN SCIENCE

Tim Stone

What about @badp sciencing updates?

YEAH, THAT

Unionhawk

I want to get off Mr. @badp's wild ride

badp

@Unionhawk You must first collect all friendship pellets

GodEmperorDune

10:45 PM

@Unionhawk are we still doing phrasing?

John

@Unionhawk Thank mr @badp?

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune todo: catch up on Archer (as in, to the end of Netflix)

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk it ends on one of the meh seasons

season 6 is much better

Unionhawk

Yeah, it's behind like 3 seasons or something dumb

But it's the best I got

GodEmperorDune

its available to stream on unscrupulous sites

Unionhawk

10:49 PM

Aside from the internet, but I usually prefer legitimate means

GodEmperorDune

fair enough

John

Who can talk in time-out-ed rooms? All Diamonds?

Tim Stone

Seasons 1-5 are on Hulu

GodEmperorDune

netflix ends at season 5

Unionhawk

People with explicit write and diamonds

John

10:50 PM

@Unionhawk ah

GodEmperorDune

season 7 is the next one to air

Unionhawk

(explicit write includes room owners)

GodEmperorDune

season 6 already aired but isn't on netflix or dvd yet (i think)

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune Oh I actually haven't looked that far but I guess you're right

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Do side quests reset in New Game+?

I need help regarding Bravely Default [US] new game plus. Did the side quests - including the job-related ones - are reset in NG+? Because I love doing those quests. Should I play a fresh save instead?

bravely-default

GodEmperorDune

10:51 PM

i went through archer withdrawl when i hit the end on netflix

Unionhawk

I wish netflix had a random queue mode of sorts to handle long shows like Futurama because that show doesn't generally benefit from episodes in a row (with a few exceptions)

badp

meanwhile on having a bad time

Unionhawk

oh dear god what the hell

John

@badp Is it anything but memorization at that point?

Frank

@badp That's just fucking with the player.

badp

10:55 PM

@Frank It's quite a bit eviler than Sans' fight, yes.

Unionhawk

I mean, it presents a challenge in an abnormal fashion

Yuuki

@John That's about par for the course when it comes to Touhou.

John

shudder

@Yuuki does noon (mountain) on sundays work for you?

Yuuki

@John I'm actually Central time, but that's fine. I was making a joke about 'MURICA but forgot that Mountain Time exists.

Because seriously, does anyone actually live in Mountain Time?

John

@Yuuki oh. okay then

@Yuuki I know one guy. I think he's the only person

Unionhawk

11:03 PM

@John People in Colorado are in Mountain time

John

@Unionhawk but no one lives there

Unionhawk

*5 million people live there

John

@Unionhawk sssshhhh you're going to ruin it

GodEmperorDune

@John the legal weed lives there

Unionhawk

Colorado is awesome

There are mountains and stuff

user15026

11:09 PM

....KoL stopped loading for me

user15026

Boo

user15026

how will I defeat that swarm of lowercase a's now?

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn the horror, the horror

user15026

What do I do with myself now?

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn phrasing

murgatroid99

11:14 PM

Oddly enough, downforeveryoneorjustme reports that the site is still up, but I also can't connect

badp

@AshleyNunn are you at work?

GodEmperorDune

same here

user15026

Now everything loads but the map in the center.

GodEmperorDune

dammit @Wipqozn

John

Seems fine to me.

user15026

11:15 PM

@badp Well, yes. So I suspect I know the answer, but people aren't calling because OMG thunderstorm. :P

John

Granted I can't test an adventure since I'm out of them..

user15026

You've eaten and drank, and all that?

John

No I'm too scared to use any of that in case I could assemble it into something better.

Yuuki

@John The item descriptions will tell you if you can make something out of it.

It'll say <crafting skill> Ingredient.

murgatroid99

Or "Component", I think

John

11:18 PM

alright then

Ancient Frozen Dinner, here I come!

user15026

Sounds delicious.

John

> New spell damage record!

@AshleyNunn It made me more magic-y

and yes, things are working

user15026

Seems to be working for me again too

user15026

Although I thought I was fighting a swarm of lowercase a's, not a giant uppercase Q, but whatever.

John

They merged together like the crew in VVVVVV

GodEmperorDune

11:21 PM

@AshleyNunn that dungeon is fun

badp

@MadMAxJr (others: beware, spoilers) rawr.ws/undertale/papcall.html

user15026

Oooh, okay, now that I spoke to teh Oracle, I get what's going on there.

user15026

(I've never played Nethack)

badp

(others: you can have this)

Unionhawk

wut

Why is this game literally @badp

Lazers 2.0

11:24 PM

0

Q: Roblox Launch Error Macintosh

Today I tried to join a game on ROBLOX, but failed in doing so. It gave me an error along these lines ROBLOX cannot connect to the internet After trying other games, reinstalling, restarting wi-fi, restarting my computer, desperately searching online articles, and diving into forum threads,...

technical-issues os-x

MBraedley

> London Zoo Meerkat Expert Attacks Monkey Handler Over Love Tryst With Llama-Keeper

Greatest headline ever. A blog headline, but still a great headline.

source

GodEmperorDune

@MBraedley yesterday's news today, with @MBraedley

MBraedley

@GodEmperorDune Look, I've been busy.

GodEmperorDune

21 hours ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz

> A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper.

Unionhawk

I'M IN MY DATABASE, STEALING MY DATA (N.B. the database is on my computer)

GodEmperorDune

11:28 PM

@GnomeSlice i didn't realize ellen page was in this!

Unionhawk

I only have the vaguest idea what I'm doing

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

1

YoYo

Proposed Q&A site for people who are interested in YoYo's from beginners just starting to learn to competitive experts.

Currently in definition.

Unionhawk

Competitive YoYo?

That's a thing?

GodEmperorDune

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment i thought that said yolo

Unionhawk

hashtag yoloswag

badp

11:34 PM

Unionhawk

WHY IS THIS GAME LITERALLY @BADP

user15026

@Unionhawk It is, and it is weirdly fascinating to watch.

Unionhawk

The rabbit hole thickens

Oh god

I have no idea what is going on

badp

@Unionhawk everything.

Unionhawk

ohgod

badp

11:43 PM

You can see the sort of shadows a bug makes against calendars

Unionhawk

Okay, I think I understand

badp

You can check your program's compatibility with red, yellow and green people

You can run your program twice

and you can put gears in your SQL queries.

SQL queries love gears.

Yuuki

@badp Metal... Gears?

Aequitas

anyone like yoyos?

Unionhawk

O god now I'm confused again

badp

11:45 PM

@Yuuki Nowadays if your gears aren't anodized aluminum you're a total loser

@Unionhawk Checking your program against a green, yellow and red person at the same time would require running three copies of the same program, which everyone knows is absolutely illegal; that's why the three of them have to share the same program.

oh wow what an app.

Unionhawk

Well the good news is that at least this means that I don't need to use the damn command line to use all of my SQL stuff

The bad news is oh god Oracle

Arperum

Nearly 2am, just got home from a concert. Much fun was had.

Aequitas

Challenge: Post a question on LifeHacks that is coherent, properly formatted/grammer/spelling and still gets downvoted

Yuuki

> Why did Lifehacks make it out of Area 51?

Arperum

Tomorrow will be less fun when I have to get up for work

GodEmperorDune

11:53 PM

@Yuuki migrated to meta

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune Didn't say it had to stay on Lifehacks.

GodEmperorDune

if you're on meta already, you might as well call out downvoters too

Frank

@GodEmperorDune Hah. The Meta Effect of that will result in massive backlash.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: kerbal space program career mode - Orbit Kerbin contract

I'm having a very hard time to fulfill the Orbit Kerbin contract. I already saw a dozen videos of people explaining how to orbit and saw another billion texts. The problem is, when I'm in orbit, there is nothing that lets me click on the current orbit to adjust it. It keeps a gray line (not blue...

kerbal-space-program

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